FUCKING
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
>>1411277
I think it's a swerve. He is coming back, even though he shouldn't because of his neck.
>by Dave Meltzer
Don't do this Kurt
>>1411277
I don't care, Kurt's time is over and I'm tired of older wrestlers stealing young guys spotlight. I would have been excited if this happened like 4 years ago though.
>>1411277
>According to Meltzer
>>1411277
>>1411277
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0620/612857/kurt-angle-says-hell-return-to-wwe/#comment-2744941222
OP is working yall
>Kurt lying again
What a surprise
>>1411280
True but if he comes back he doesn't have to wrestle I can see him being a great gm on smack down
>>1411277
[YOU SUCK intensifies]
>>1411322
He's wrong fairly often but he also has a pretty decent record of being right so who knows.
>>1411322
It's not that he's often wrong, he's just rarely right.
And most of the things he predicts can be also predicted by random autists on here, just because WWE is predictable as fuck in many aspects. We just don't write articles for it.
>>1411277
>>1411277
When I wrestled in highschool Angle was my hero. Goddamnit, I'll mark so hard if he returns.
>>1411312
You know he is going to get physical at some point. I think Kurt wants to die in the ring.
>>1411277
Its a NEW ERA fossils from the past arent welcome
#EraOfAmbrose
>>1411330
I'm not sure if I want to see Kurt die in the ring. He's basically living off painkillers and his insane love for wrestling. He can snap off any time, especially his neck.
WWE saying he isn't returning means they haven't agreed to anything with him yet. It is true in the fact they have no plans confirmed right now.
Has no bearing on if he could return in the future once they sign a contract.
An Angle return would be my all time top mark out moment desu.
Just imagining that classic theme hitting in the middle of some promo or stale ass match... Holy shit it gives me chills.
>>1411341
So it doesn't necessary conflict with what Kurt was saying. While he was confident he was going to return eventually, he/WWE wasn't sure when or what they would do.
>>1411348
Someone came up with the idea that he could come out in the Rumble when it would be just him and Brock in the ring. Would be a great moment. Imagine Brock's face when Kurt's music hits.
>>1411352
I would literally scream like a little girl if that shit happened.
>>1411355
It would work out as well as Kurt can do all the indie shit that he has signed up for the rest of the year and have no conflicts with WWE schedule.
>>1411277
Trust me, WWE isn't missing out on anything
I'd rather Kurt just be an onscreen thing and not actually wrestle. I don't wanna see him literally die in the ring even thought it's probably what he wants
>>1411365
18 fucking +
>>1411352
That pop might actually beat AJs debut pop.
>>1411348
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The GOAT has the GOAT theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
>>1411371
>might
People would fucking cry in the arena if Kurt's music would hit. There would be pandemonium in the stands. Women having orgasms, men crying, and Cole shouting OH MYYYYY COULD IT BE
>>1411394
>OH MYYYYY COULD IT BE
IT IS!
>>1411381
That's a recycled theme... but it's pretty great and fit his character.
>>1411277
>One of the best of all time
>Spent 10 years of his life and what remained of his neck wasting away on TNA
Why'd he do it?
>>1411418
Because he got drafted to ECW.
>>1411367
I want him to be the Smackdown GM for realz. Like July 18th raw when they announce the GM's his music to hit , land a SINGLE angle slam on whoever its supposed to be and then sign the smackdown GM papers.
Same for RAW GM, whichever looks to suck more. Fucking mark out hard.
>>1411428
>Mystery GM speaking through a laptop again
>Constantly fucking over Cena and Cena only
>After a few weeks, Cena gets mad and demands the GM to come to the ring and tell him what gives him the right to screw him over
>Angle walks out in a suit with a mic
>Gets waaay in Cena's face
>RUTHLESS. AGRESSION.
>Angle Slam and walk out
>>1411428
Shane confirmed himself to be the SD GM
>>1411352
my dick would fucking explode
>>1411370
>complain wwe keeps bringing back old geezers to wrestlemania
>underage enough to not be sick of this chode yet
Pick both.
>>1411277
Big Money Meltz playing the smarks like a fiddle
>>1411277
pls no
>>1411277
>People are honestly surprised by this
Angle will never be in a wwe ring again. Sure as fuck not as a wrestler. The rumors of him coming back to manage American Alpha was his only real chance. And exactly why does AA need Angle?......
Kurt is getting what he deserved for fucking over Vince and signing with TNA.
>>1412610
>And exactly why does AA need Angle?
Because they kinda suck, have zero charisma and will die on the main roster as they are.
>>1412614
Gable is very likable in my opinion. Angle would still help immensely though.
>>1411322
He have connections and hear things in the industry. Rumors, which then he and Alvarez talk about which in no way should be interpreted as actual happenings. But then these speculations finds their way to news sites and reddit as confirmed news and then when the speculations are turned out to be false everybody goes "wow, that damn Meltzer was wrong again!"
It's gone so bad that Alvarez now often drops a disclaimer ("AND I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS SHIT ON REDDIT OR WRESTLEZONE OR WHATEVER THIS IS ONLY SPECULATION") before he and Dave start talking.
>>1412620
So would you say that this time it's more than likely that Meltzer is right?
>>1412623
Probably.
Always take wrestling news with a pinch of salt. Things change all the time. This is a business that is known for quick last minute changes.
>>1412626
I was thinking that might be the case. It's probably true for now at least but that's as far as it goes.
>>1411277
This is a work, because everyone knows he is. They're trying to throw ppl off
just wait till they see the ratings for their half roster shows. their stance might change quick
>>1411277
>Mad Money Meltzer
It's a work guys.
>>1412610
>Angle never coming back
just like how Goldberg would never work with vince again.
Or how Brian Kendrick said he'd rather work at a home depot than for vince ever again.
>>1412727
>It's a work guys.
I'll take "Things idiots say to try and seem smart" for $500 please Alex
>>1411330
If anything they should keep him away from matches and have him be a valet for American Alphas
He doesn't necessarily have to have a match...though if he had a rematch with Shane one night I wouldn't mind.
heard Angle was going to ROH
>>1412614
>being THIS fucking wrong
You aren't Ready.
>>1411290
>I don't care, Kurt's time is over and I'm tired of older wrestlers stealing young guys spotlight.
No.
>>1414444
There's literally nothing interesting about them. They won't make it on the main roster as they are.
>>1412730
How many matches have they had in wwe again?......