Gift of the Gods Edition: Every match tonight is for an aztec medallion.
Also Ultima Lucha is in three parts this year starting on July 6th.
>>1409026
>Every match tonight is for an aztec medallion.
>Every
>match
Fuck, this is gonna be good.
Who's wrestling?
Fuck what the fuck didn't even know that today was wednesday
>>1409071
Sexy Star & Mariposa vs Ivelisse & Taya
Daga vs Mascarita Sagrada
Trios Match (not sure whos all in it)
Who should WWE sign when LU is cancelled?
>>1409123
>Daga vs Mascarita Sagrada
oh shit
423-GET-FAME
FAMOUS B HEEL TURN
stalker Kobra Moon is hot as fuck
423-GET-FUCKED
I don't know what Direct TV is doing, but they can go fuck themselves.
>Famous B getting nuclear heat for beating up Mascarita
Night Claw looks promising
>>1409274
is mascarita the most over midget?
>>1409277
like the temple needed more furries
>even with power up Siniestro de la Muerte is still shit
>Killshot
>marty stealing seths finisher
Cisco buried
>female tag match
Welp, time to take my dick out
https://youtu.be/vrmZAXezkhA
WEEBS BTFO
is puma turning heel?
oh so puma can talk
well rey put puma over at ultima lucha?
>"Truly, I have become El Rey Network now"
Really?
damn good matches ahead
Ultima Lucha 2 is Going to be lit
WHY FAMOUS B ?
Where can I watch this?
>>1409469
so who's the new client?
>>1409473
El grande hombre
>>1409473
Ramon Reinos
>>1409476
>no soy un buen CHICO
>no so un mal CHICO
>yo so EL CHICO
>>1409491
>yfw he's actually well booked and the temple loves him
Is night claw Armor King Prince Puma?
>>1409026
Weak episode tbqh
First match was just a match. Nothing special. Heel turn was good, tho.
Second match was fun.
Last match was a fucking snooze-fest and the two far inferior Women won.
>THAT LOLLIPOP EXCHANGE
SPOT OF THE SEASON
Marty and Killshot work so well together I hope they become a team at some point.
>And I am El Rey
What did he mean by this?
Who IS Night Claw anyway?
>>1410393
Me irl
Curious where they're going with the Kobra/Daga angle. The Ivelisse/Taya rivalry is going to get even fiercer with Taya costing them that match.
>>1410393
That guy Ocatagon bullied for taking his gimmick without permission
>>1410680
Night Claw is Flamita? lol Flamita was a better gimmick imo
>Rey vs Puma at Ultima Lucha 2
Gonna be hype as fuck brah
>>1410641
>kobra moon vs. daga - nude street fight
>Puma finally talks
>he sounds like McLovin
>>1410804
I hope Rey knees dot explode
>>1409279
Chris Benoit was more over.
>>1410870
kek
Really dug the women's tag. Apart from that weird suplex/DDT botch the whole thing was pretty crisp.
Also, Puma mentioning Konnan reminded me how much I miss the guy. No way he's coming back, right?
>>1410922
maybe if he like mentors puma from beyond they grave
>Post yfw when Famous B kicked Mascarita
>>1410641
Any one catch the close up of daga's medallion having a serpent design?
>>1410931
>You are a prince
>But I am El Rey
Fuck I marked a little
>>1410931
>mfw GET MY SHOE
Viewership for this weeks episode increased. The path to ultimate Lucha dos is looking good.
>>1412150
kicking midgets in the face confirmed for draw
Who's going to Ultima Lucha 3 this weekend?
>>1412617
>tfw you live across the country and can't go
>>1412631
>tfw still haven't finished Season 1
>tfw on episode 22 and shit is still fun as fuck
>>1412617
me brah, you go to tapings before?
shit is gonna be nuts, UL2 had to send niggas home since gave out too many tickets.
>>1412853
how good was UL2? rate it out of 10 or something . no spoilers though
>>1412892
I only went to season 2 between No Mas match and up until Cage won GotG.
I have been to the last 2 tapings leading up to UL3 now, but I remember reading somewhere the UL2 tapings got to the point where people were sent home cuz they gave out too many.
>>1412901
oh, I thought you had went to UL2
What are the current power rankings?
>>1413650
Offically? who knows but IMO
>Matanza
>Mil
>Cage
>Pentagon jr
>Rey
>Prince Puma
>Mundo
>King Cuerno
>Dragon Azteca Jr
>Marty The Moth
>Killshot
>Jack Evans
>PJ Black
>The Mack
and the rest dont matter well...maybe Famous B
>>1413672
>No Fenix
>No Ivelisse
>No Taya
>No Sexy Star
>Mack that low
>Marty that high
Are you even watching the show?
>>1413688
Women had their own thing going, and fenix had some good team matches but he barely wins single matches.
>>1413650
Top:
>Matanza Cueto (Aztec God possession)
Very High:
>Mil Muertes (revival buff x2)
High:
>Cage
>Pentagon Jr. (endurance buff)
>Fenix (revival buff)
>Rey Mysterio
>Prince Puma
then the rest
>>1412853
I've gone to two, both were season 3 tapings.
How early should I get there so they don't turn me away?
>>1413706
I'm sure they won't turn you away since they've prepped this year but to get good seats, I'd just say if you rank top 50 in line voucher you should be good. I got into top 30 today arriving at 630am, fucken shits nuts.
>>1414240
Wtf people are already in line?
Man, I love Mil Muertes. Quick, strong, believable powerhouse with a great looking mask and everything.
>>1414247
https://twitter.com/LanaHardy619/status/746656702238318593
around 4am right here, probably top 10, these niggas don't play. line voucher handed out at 820am and then you can come back around 1pm.
>>1414260
So basically all the people that get there at 12 are screwed
>>1414267
not really, just get bleacher seats and hang out at the A-section line the whole time and you get pretty decent seats. it's not all bad, just gotta learn as you go.
>>1414248
dude can genuinely look like a monster. he has nice hair too.
>>1414302
>mfw watching Grave Consequences for the first time
Probably the best casket match I've seen in my life, Mil was 10/10 there.
How where the UL3 tapings? Any one go? Don't spoil though just hype me up for next season.
I just finally watched Lucha World Cup and holy fuck that Dario Cueto shit talking all the public was amazing
>>1415051
How am I supposed to hype it up without spoilers?
It was bretty good, people were nice and lively, only sat down in between matches when they were preparing for the next match.
>>1415486
How would you compare the matches with the first UL?
Why is Brodus Clay on Fox News
>>1415072
He is killing it with the character.
>>1416939
He's having a shit ton of fun
Never watched LU. Is there a way to stream this shit on a smart tv or xb1? Fios doesnt have el rey unfortunately.
>>1415581
did you go both days? where were you located at?
just got back from it guys, they were kinda strict on phones these times but overall it was incredible. I'm glad I finally went to one
>>1417646
Only went yesterday, right side of bleachers so good view of most things.
I heard they were far more strict today though, some chick in front of me yesterday kept pulling her phone out to text and they never noticed her.
>>1417682
yeah we got some seats by the flat entrance, it was bretty great to see the stuff that happened on saturday.
i was texting too, it was mostly people holding up phones that they tried to stop and today they didn't wanna see any phones out at all
>>1417702
Can't say I blame them, heard some guy on twitter was spoiling everything
>>1417707
that was me, now i gotta lay low on the chanz
>>1417717
Spoil me on tonight's fights senpai
>>1417723
5 sided man wins
>>1417682
>tfw front row seats on Saturday and Bleachers on Sunday
no spoilers fags pls
>>1419436
Your favorite wrestler loses.
He is kayfabe dead
>>1421986
But don't worry he comes back as a ghost at aztec warfare 4
Matches announced so far for this week
>Mil Murtes vs King Cuerno
>Dragon Azteca vs Prince Puma
>>1424806
damn son
>>1424806
top notch matches
>>1424806
Nice.
Third match announced
>Johnny Mundo vs Fenix
ultima lucha is tomorrow and for the next two weeks?
>>1428050
I think it starts next week.
>>1428050
no, it starts next week. todays episode is just a regular one
>>1428050
it's easiest to remember it as the first 3 wednesdays of july
FAMOUS B DID NOTHING WRONG
>>1428275
get worked mark
>Melissa's outfit
Damn, really showing off those legs.
>King Cuerno vs Mil Murtes in a Death Match
How hyped are you?
>>1428337
SI
SI
SI
SI
SI
Is LU geting a new belt? I really hope so
>4 A Unique Opportunity
How does he keep coming up with these things?
#genius
>>1428394
If I remember right, the tournament takes place over both Ultima Lucha events right?
>>1409026
Does this have English commentary?
What about English promos, not sure if I can get into it if the storylines make no sense
>>1428394
The guy who makes match names deserves a raise
>>1428452
>Does this have English commentary
Yes
>What about English promos
Everything is in english. If the wrestler can't speak english they just add subtitles.
>>1428452
It's almost all in English. There are a few characters who speak in subtitled Spanish, but it's an American production.
>>1428452
>not sure if I can get into it if the storylines make no sense
I assume you don't watch too much wrestling then
>>1409473
BROCK LESNER!
>>1413672
>Killshot out ranks Marty The Moth
no LU tonight?
>>1428515
>no LU tonight?
everyone talking about new episode
>Ivelisse gets thicker every week
GOOD GIRL
>>1428515
yeah my bad
>>1409519
>the roman phalanx vs the reaper's trident
>>1428467
Just wwe and wcw once upon a time
Which mostly consists of storylines, and is in fact wrestling
>fedora nitpicking
>>1428543
If only she could fix that jaw
I dont even know what they are saying but El Conjunto Nueva Ola has some sweet music
>>1428337
cero miedo was great, a deathmatch with Cuerno and Mil Muertes?
thats going to be a war.
>>1409519
>well-booked
He'd be on the Big Ryck tier.
At best.
>>1428467
Underrated post.
>>1429456
My God, I still get chills. I been watching WWE since Royal Rumble this year but checking out S1 of Lucha Underground, nothing makes me feel like THIS match right here, given what happened and how it plays out.
>>1429477
wwe doesnt do storylines the way Lucha Underground does.
and that match had the intensity that properly matched the storyline.
>>1429480
Seriously, it's just so perfect. The inclusion of the announcers and everything that comes with it.
I got spoiled by looking at youtube and seeing "Vampiro vs. Pentagon Jr." before I got to Cero Miedo and knew that for some reason they were going to fight but holy fuck that didn't stop watching the story from being exhilarating to watch. I wasn't even a vampiro fan but I can appreciate how a guy like him can be willing to get into the ring one more time.
also loved that call back he did this evening to it as well.
>>1429483
and thats the way you should book your hardcore matches.
theres been like, 3-5 this season, including the upcoming one?
and i didnt really expect Cero Miedo to be a hardcore match. and i liked that.
they could have called the match between Cuerno and Muertes a "final solution" or "the end" match, and achieve a similiar "oh shit, this is a deathmatch?" reaction, but hey, this works.
>>1429483
According to Vampiro he came back for Ultima Lucha because somebody high-up refused to job to Pentagon.
>>1429496
Something hunting themed like survival of the fittest would have worked.
>>1429555
way better name.
>>1429496
>they could have called the match between Cuerno and Muertes a "final solution"
Seriously m8?
>>1429553
And even with a broken neck and shit ton of injures more, Vampiro decides to put his life at risk just to put a Pentagon Jr. over. Vampiro is truly how old talent should act.
>>1429576
survival of the fittest would have been way better.
MAH BOY CUERNO FUCK YEAH
I wonder what the "unique opportunity" is
>>1429584
To be honest listening to Vampiro on commentary is quite fun, despite his age he seems to still love wrestling and get excited like a kid. Way ahead of JBL in the Veteran-on-commentary role.
Anyway, is he a huge fan of Black Label Society? I just noticed the tattoo on his hand and the fact that he mentioned SDMF once.
Do you think we have a shot at another "unique opportunity" for an Emmy again this year?
>>1429303
Voodoo Glow Skulls > El Conjunto Nueva Ola
>>1429841
Mexican Dubweiser > both of them
>>1429553
Blue demon Jr. If I recall correctly.
>that fucking Azteca vs Puma match
LADS
A
D
S
>>1429954
Really like to see Cuerno hunt the dragon next.
>Mil/Cuerno Dos
>Death Match
Couldn't be more hyped UL2
>>1428543
BASED
O
R
I
C
U
A
>>1429768
he's down with the clown
>>1429756
you get to watch catrina and melissa santos...y'know...
>>1429553
And I can live with that, Vampiro is much better and aside from that it really let the chemistry between the announcers shine.
>"This one's for you, Matt!"
>>1429768
>is he a huge fan of Black Label Society?
he was the reason BLS played on wrestling society X and Zakk Wylde was color commentator in a match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJXcRvvkMu8
>this week's dario's office segment
The card looks stacked, I'm still waiting for Pentagon's final power-up since they still haven't showed his bits from the trailer
>>1430481
>the opening shot on Taya's thighs
Wait, all these matches in one episode?
>>1430850
I think it's for the 3 parter
Can't believe I noticed this, but I'm catching up on Lucha Underground and I just saw Eric from Tough Enough '10 sitting in the crowd. It's during Sexy Star's entrance. Don't ask me how it came to me, I'm probably the only guy in the world who spotted him.
>>1430820
where's the jr.?
reyrey and azteca have theirs
>>1430923
literally who?
>>1431015
Exactly. He was some chode with shit cardio and lasted way longer than he should have. Although not many people from that season were worth a damn. The ones that were are all now in LU. Son of Havoc, Iveliese and Marty the Moth.
>>1430997
Apparently he's more over than the original now so they take off the Jr.
>>1430923
NO WAY
JOSE
>>1430823
memes aside, this match has the potential to be very very good
>>1430832
KING cuerno
>>1412631
>tfw live across the planet and can't even watch LU on tv
>>1429456
I'm watching this now, who's the Australian on commentary? Sounds really familiar
>>1431935
They literally say his name at the start of the show he's a popular UFC commentator
>tfw LU actually brought back your love for wrestling
>>1430043
Truth be told up until I saw him in Lucha Underground I only heard that little intro he had in Twiztid's "Maniac Killa". So I thought he was a rapper wannabe wreslter like the ICP. Didn't realize until later that he was much more than that.
>UL2 coming up
>got at least another season after this one
>all the god tier wrestlers are active and in purposeful feuds
>lucha underground in general
>>1433463
I find it hilarious because they at least have a gimmick for the promotion and they keep to it, take it seriously and everything.
We don't see Striker or Vampiro telling us to subscribe to LU Network for just 9.99 peso and to follow wrestlers who are from the underworld on twitter
They keep kayfabe strong for the most part and that's what I love about it
I'd like to make the case that the Norse Goddess Taya is the best female wrestler in the world right now.
>>1434093
look at this one.
>>1434101
holy fuck that was a close call
>>1433473
I honestly like the mortal kombat feel to LU.
>finally had enough disposable income to justify getting LU from iTunes
>this match
FUCK.
>>1434101
The Canadian destroyer DDT style...
>>1433067
Vampiro did a great Podcast with Colt where he told about his career.
that guy had an interesting life.
>Vampiro fw someone doesn't hook the leg
>>1434613
>He hooked only one leg! That is why he could kick out!
He is so consistent about it, I almost believe it
> The Trios Champs call themselves Worldwide Underground
> Not the Moonlight Blackjacks
But I am looking forward to this match.
>>1434156
Pentagon felt like a scrub who never stopped spouting his annoying catchphrase to me until this match.
>>1434133
You know what also helps a lot with keeping kayfabe strong and everything?
The commentary. Vampiro is too good and Matt can meme it up any time.
>>1434613
GO FOR THE PIN BROTHER
>>1434156
Seeing a good flaming table spot after years of everyone botching them was a breath of fresh air
>>1434778
Vampiro mentioned on I think Stone Cold's podcast that the flames weren't supposed to be nearly that intense but he went ahead and did the spot anyway.
>>1435060
>did all those dangerous, dumb, and excessive spots all for the sake of putting Pentagon and the general product over
>the only self satisfaction he had with all of that was just hearing the crowd shake the building when he came out
Vampiro. You're alright.
>>1431182
The original was never over. This guy took a shit gimmick and made it cool.
>>1434744
vampiro kind of felt the same, he says in that podcast with steve austin
Is Fenix a Hunter mark?
>>1435093
Chicken shit into chicken salad and all that...
>>1434156
When is this match?
another thing i really like about Lucha Underground that is such a minute detail, but really gives a ton of character for the show, is the masks getting fucked up in big matches.
Like, when Mil Muertes had his mask rip up the first time, and his hair puffed through it, and he was covered in blood.
you could see a bit of his face, and he looked fucking menacing.
and that was awesome.
>>1437260
Ultima Lucha
Vamp and Matt are an A+ announcer team.
haven't seen a local jobbers spot in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euwSEG4Knm8
online exclusive
Viewership and ratings for last weds episode heading into Ultima Lucha dos went up. The past three episodes have seen a steady rise.
>>1438969
I hope LU reaches the million viewers some day
I've been watching some CMLL and AAA iPPVs and I still dont get why they let 50+ year old luchadores still appear on the PPVs, they can barely move and the matches are slow as fuck
>>1439529
Because the mejican promotions suck at building new stars worse than WWE and the marks still won't spend their hard earned money just to watch jobbers and foreigners.
>>1437908
Man, that was an exciting tag match
>>1439535
So LU pushing of new guys its all on Rodriguez?
>>1437908
>bloqued in my country
feels bad man
>>1441028
You can use one of the youtube downloaders to get blocked videos
>>1441028
don't worry, it honestly wasn't that interesting
well I do like the spot where they all play guitar, reminds me of based 3MB
>>1439581
I think it's all on Big Dick Johnson
Wednesday needs to hurry up
>>1434133
I don't even know why I felt Mortal Kombat in the first season. I think Matt mentioned it once on commentary, but even before that I was looking at it and wondering if Ed Boon was planning on filing any lawsuits. And then Season 2 came and had Mil Muertes sitting on that throne. And this happened at an event.
So assuming that next season will be LU's last (which would be sad to see, but I can only assume they're preparing for the worst), will we see the evil boss guy who keeps coming up? I have a feeling Dario will end up being some kind of hero in the end who has to defeat the guy to save his beloved temple.
>>1444635
This. Holy shit I'm so hyped for Ultima Lucha.
>>1444998
A LU/MK crossover game would be so fucking money, even though MK would never agree to it. Pentagon, Drago, Prince Puma, Johnny Mundo, King Cuerno, Fenix, Cage, Ivelisse, Sexy Star, and Pimpinela would all be great MK characters.
>>1445554
Turning Dario face would be difficult, his whole character background is pretty dark
>>1445554
Dario wasn't a babyface feuding with Catrina
>>1445647
I'd settle for Pentagon being a DLC Kharacter
>>1445647
>No Mascarita
>>1446040
What would his two fatalities be?
>>1446044
One would be breaking the arm and chocking the opponent to death with it till their eyes pop out.
The second would start submission like with him pulling the arms while he has his foot on the spin, only the foot goes through the back and comes out of the chest
>>1445554
I doubt it will be the last. They really need to sign with hulu or netflix would help them out a ton.
>>1446044
Aside from the obvious breaking of the arm the Package Piledriver could be beefed up.
That or he just sets them on fire
>>1446070
im sure they'd grow way bigger if they went on netflix, hell, maybe even hulu, they need to hurry up with that.
Does anyone have the webm of Mundo dodging Cage's cane swings?
>>1447056
Thank you based anon.
Impromptu poll:
Which Aztec Warfare did you prefer, 1 or 2?
>>1447214
the first one was better
>>1447214
1 had better wrestling but 2 progressed pretty much every ongoing storyline while also referencing past ones in one big spectacle in addition to having Matanzas debut so I'd give it to 2
LU better end with a final deletion style finale
>>1449193
BROTHER MATANZA
When will BROTHER NERO make his debut in the temple?
>>1450378
Brother Nero was deleted
>>1450392
He will resurrect in the temple and his power level well be higher than its ever been Hermano Nerón
>>1449193
>all the wrestlers have been laid out before a reborn Aztec God Matanza as he holds his championship high
>suddenly a drone approaches
>"OH BROTHER MATANZAAAAAA"
>>1449225
I KNEW TU VENDRIAS!
4 Minutes left
THIS FUCKING MATCH
Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata Piñata
>Mack wins via roll-up
Silly finish, great match.
>Final Deletion last night
>Ultima Lucha Dos
>AA vs Revival 2/3 falls after UL Dos
Holy fuck wrestling is hype right now.
Dario you mad man!
>>1450922
any other streamer beside taima?
did they do a better job with Texano in season 2? His feud with >chavo was the low point of LU season 1 and I really couldn't give a shit about his character
>>1450928
This match could be his road to success in season 3
>>1450928
Never mind
jesus christ that bump
Shit, SoH is a hard motherfucker
That broken stool spot looked dangerous as fuck
Texano has my respect
>"OH OK, they'll have a few select sugar glass bottles they pull out and bash over each oth-"
>Texano goes through the entire fucking bar
JEEEZUS
ONLY 30min in
ONLY 2 matches in
SO MUCH ENTERTAINMENT
>>1450945
and we got two weeks to go tell its over
The Unique Opportunity will be a belt
cap this
>>1450958
Coupon for Taco Bell
cap this
I hate Matt Stryker so fucking much.
>>1450967
wow rude
>>1450967
was it his manlet speech?
MY BOY'S GONNA MAKE IT
HOLY SHIT
Who the fuck is Doctor Wagner Jr?
Havok you fool!
You sexy tiny fool!
Its a Son of Havoc vs All Odds episode
First time watching this shit, who's the hottie blond?
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>The entire thing was just to introduce Dr. Wagner Jr.
Son of Havoc had a hard life
>Final Deletion
>Ultima Lucha Dos
>Becky actually winning a match
is this the greatest month of wrestling ever?
Kind of glad that my boy Mac wasn't the one to take the fall for Wagner
>That qt white girl during the Cage vs Mack match
Would marry her. Too bad she's probably getting BEANED
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
Death match is next week?
>>1450928
>not loving based Texano
>>1450982
A living legend who's been wrestling for longer than anybody on /asp/ has been alive
>mfw 50 year old Dr Wagner Jr has better cardio than Roman Reigns
LU has worse edited crowds than Smackdown.
This shit isn't cancelled yet?
>>1451598
Take a wild guess, bitchboy
>>1451598
Season 4 is already set to start filming.
>>1451601
is it? great.
>>1451602
hahaha salty as FUCK
>>1451600
>>1451601
You fags sure are defensive over your Mexican flippy shit show.
>>1451610
Roll around in your own feces s'more, perro.
>>1451613
>Mack with the beer and stunner spot
Man for an old guy Wagner can fucking go
>>1451724
He looks great for 50
>>1451724
I really don't get how durable spics are I mean most of them start wrasslin as teens and they can still go well into old age.
>>1451724
Literal living legend desu
>>1451797
Japs are like that, too.
It's because they don't work the horrific WWE schedules. We're used to guys slowing down, or even retiring early-40's because they just can't handle the sadistic routine Vince enforces.
Elsewhere, they do shit at their pace. And whilst that's very demanding, too, it's nowhere near as bad.
>>1451715
>Matt with the "bottom line"
The wrench vs. candy was hilarious too, including the gesture Mack made because he KNEW he had Cage dead to rights.
>They did the terminator again
>>1451602
so fucking mad kek
>>1452201
>>1452201
Who is this?
>Mack goes over Cage this year
noiceeee
>Roll-up
damn it
>>1452201
?!
Should we make a new thread on Ultima Lucha Dos Part 2?