RAW gamethread number 5

Cena = GOAT

>>1401929
no

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Post yfw the Club gets buried at SummerSlam on the 5th anniversary of the Nexus's burial

>>1401951
YES!

>>1401929
DEAN MARK BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BASED KIKEKAKA

First for the gay community

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who /a/ here?

>>1401929
No

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First for dean

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is rollins gonna lose clean tonight with 50/50 booking?

>>1401958
Out! Out! Out!!!!

>>1401929

I think styles will go over at battleground too (probably with interference again) and then cena will win at SS.

Who dat petite lightskin cutie? Is aj lee back?

Why didn't Seth just run to the back after Dean cashed in

>>1401953
>Rather than this happening John Cena will become leader of The Club

>>1401957
>who /a/
>post /v/
>not SK that is the better weabo game

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So is ambronie banned?

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>>1401957
/weeb trash/ here

NEW
>>1401324
>>1401324
>>1401324
NEW

>jojo
>no shot of her booty
Fuck this company

>>1401974
See >>1401967

>>1401959
Is Dean the first Shield Member to win the grandslam?

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Just started tuning in now to that Seth promo what happened so far?

>Swerved

Sounds garbage.

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>i don't like John Cena
Is this you??? Perhaps hmmm??

Just got home from work, did i miss much so far

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>>1401981
It's possible

>Making a thread at 200 posts

Are you some kinda idiot or something?

>>1401982
Yeah boi

>>1401992
Have sex you fucking twink bitch boy
Seek sunlight, now.
Out! Out! Out!

>>1401982
Dean isn't considered a former tag champ by WWE because Freebird rules only exist when WWE wants them to.

What happened after AJ vs Cena promo? I walked off to make some noodles

>>1401996

>Have sex

Sweet, what's your mom's number?

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>R TRUTH commercial.

I'm going to burn through a pack of Pal Mals now.

Who's /FlavorCountry/ here senpai?

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>100 posts early
retarded cunt

>>1401995
Is that Cesaro?

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>>1401995
>ywn do this to renee young

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>>1401995
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

>>1401999
But he's holding it in that pic.(I actually don't know I stopped watching for like 2 years and barely got back into it.)

if the Shield played Pokemon, Roman would rely on his starter the entire time and not level up his other pokemon, Dean would catch every creature he sees, and Seth would grind up all his Pokemon to the same level.

>>1402004

Jasethy had a backstage interview confirming he's losing tonight.

>>1402015
If you think THATN'ms BAD...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEZL4ult9n0
look at this video i found on /asp/

>>1401995

what is this?

>Zack Ryder coming out to job
lmao

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I'm sorry, guys

RYDER TIME
Y
D
E
R

T
I
M
E

RYDER
RYDER
RYDER
RYD-

Becky? I wanted Ryder

TAPOUT

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>zack ryder
>right into a becky promo

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YO WHAT THE FUCK

WHERE'S MY BOY?

FUCK YOUR RAW I GOT SWERVED

jobber time

>Ryder....and Becky?
It's a good day

I STILL
WOO
WOO
WOO

>>1402038
cuck

>>1402034
Classic jobber entrance

>>1402038
He's still at the Outback, bruh

NOOOOO

>>1402029
I would Ryder, if you know what I mean.

[spoiler]Pun aside, I actually wouldn't. I think Becky is cute but her butt's not big enough

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>And noiy noitalya it doosnt oid oop
>Aiii ahm doinnn

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What was the point of Ryders music?!

Man Becky is weak af

>Jobbing to corbin
that's a new level lel

DUNN DUNN

I hope we get Dominator Natalya that straps Becky like a cat

Baron's finally against somebody who isn't Ziggler? Amazing

Here's hoping for distraction victory for Ryder

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>britcucks so bored theyre eating their own cum instead of watching raw
ummm lads?

>Becky acting like a teenage girl trying to be dramatic
>complains about fake people and cutting people out

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>Ryder versus Baron

Please no

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>I still woo woo woo
Might be the worst shirt ever made lads

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>Ryder still employed

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>Zack ryder

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>>1402007
My nigga. Im bout to go smoke a pall mall red rite now

Ryder gonna get BARON'D

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that has to hurt for ryder

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>soccer mom natalya acting like a heel
That looked and sounded so unnatural

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>I would Ryder, if you know what I mean.

>[spoiler]Pun aside, I actually wouldn't. I think Becky is cute but her butt's not big enough

So whatever happened to Curt Hawkins?

Corbins music gets me so hype, and then he walks out and its like oh. Ugh. Boring.

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>The Hype Bros gear

At least he's still over in NXT

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>Jobbing to Corbin

KEK

>>1402044

That shit's hilarious

Baron does not retreat, but his hairline does

I still Outback Steakhouse

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>>1401915
>ywn

>>1402079

Muh nigga.

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>still pushing balding corbin

Thanks doc.

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Manlet Ryder got jobber entrance

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>Zack Ryder going to get self rock bottomed and lose clean to le balding fat stomach man

>>1402095
Outback is god tier franchise restaurant food

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>>1402075
They're building him up

>>1401982
Is the US Title a tertiary title?

>>1402100
JUST

>>1402087
Left and became irrelevant on the indies just like his tag partner with the dreadlocks

>>1402090
So he was really fat and then got thinner or what?

YOU GOT THIS
YOU HURT HIM

Jobber
o
b
b
e
r

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>COMPARING HBK OR MACHO MAN TO A JOBBER

JBL still calls him Dolph Zigger

BALLGAME

>>1402112
Yeah he was one of those fat/chubby americuck football players

He calls it "The Self Rock Bottom"

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>>1402113
DID YOU SEE THAT
HE HURT HIM

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>STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE MUSIC

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>its a Ryder loses just because episode

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BASED LONE WOLF BURYING THAT JOBBER ZACK RYDER KEKEKEKKEKEKEKK

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CHING CHONG

>ching chang "music"

lmao

>2 active gamethreads

can you guys contain this shit

Jesus, can you have picked a less racist music for China WWE

>Cena speaking mandarin
He speaks better than my brother

>Chink wrestler
Be ready for some sanda motherfuckers

>pushing Baldin' Corbin over Long Island Iced Z

>Wong Bing
OH YOU FUCK WIT WONG BING???? YOU DID THE WONG TING!
I LOVE IT MAGGLE!

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>John Cena AND Triple H were in China

GOOD LORD TRIPS

>Wong Bin

>>1402134
Vintage Vince

CHYNA IS KILLING US IN TRADE

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>tfw you realize how much of a qt nattie was before she messed up her face with surgerys

Ching Chong WWE Ching Chong

Who /wongbin/ here?

Sum Ting Wong

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>>1402135
no

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>>1402097

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS

Based Slag

If that china man makes it as far as the main roster I'm sure Vince will name him Long Wang

Paige getting buried before they fire her

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>Please welcome our newest signee Big Wang

What did he mean by this?

These cigarette commercials are getting too graphic

Big Match John speaking Chinese. Is there anything this man can't do?

>>1402145
Who the fuck gets surgery to GAIN a manjaw?

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>>1402139
Fucking wonderful

Is it the womens """""wrestling""""" """"""""match""""""" next?

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>you will never have the dedication to learn mandarin for your job
Shame I can't see past the pointlessness of shit like that because I'm gonna die anyways

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>>1402147
reporting in

>>1402158
Lose clean and sell an injury

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>>1402145

>>1402158
Yes

Lose

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Cena speaks Chinese?

>Ghostbusters
absolutely disgusting

>>1402161
>womens
"""""""Womens""""""" **
FTFY

wait what did I just miss? chinaman debuted?

>>1402161

Have sex...with a female human being.

>>1402164
The company I work for doesn't deal internationally

>>1402155

>Punjabi Prison Match returns!

>>1402158
Stay down for the three count. Oh wait...

>>1402172
He speaks like 4 or 5 languages, some shit like that

>>1402158

Give Nikki a baby.

>>1402176
nah just announcement that he signed a developmental deal

>>1402164
All he had to do was memorize those few lines. Actors do it all the time. They don't actually learn the language

>>1402161
no

>>1402158
It has to be the most cringy accent on it. Almost like a stereotypical Russian speaking English.

>>1402179
>china
>punjabi
u wot

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON!

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SMOKE METH AND HAIL SATAN

DA JOBBER FAMILY IS BACK

Brayyy

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BRAYYYYYYYY

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>dehh

It's coming

How long is Harper out?

i miss Brayy Lmao

WAR....
WAR NEVER CHANGES

>>1402187
He speaks it fluently you pleb

>Bray "Loses every match" Wyatt implying he has power

>>1402207
Quite a while, he had a bad tear in his knee, worse than Seth I believe.

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What if tonight is Bray's face turn?

>>1402187

No, Cena has legit been taking Mandarin lessons for like 5 years now. WWE offers a program where any wrestler can learn any language and they'll pay for the lessons. Big Match John is just that much of a fucking company man that one day he work up and went "hmmm, what MORE can I do for Vince and Hunter and the WWE? .... I know, I learn fucking Chinese in case we try to expand there in the near future"

>RAW isn't even trending on twitter

Deanetty killing the ratings really bad.

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Wasnt this biitch at Jail?

Also, Based Brayy soon :D

>>1402203
But Luke isn't :'(

Does Paige support the Brexit?

Paige is the JUST of the divas

are we just NOT GONNA MENTION THAT BRAY IS COMING BACK FUCKING TONIGHT

>>1402225
That's for Total Divas

Also Paige looks hot tonight

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Charlotte has NICE TITS

>>1402218
Doesn't BMJ also speak Arabic or something?

>>1402229
I thought Becky was

>DANA'S ARM

MUH DICK

Lick paiges butthole or Dana's butthole

>>1402225
fake anda gay

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

What happened to Paige's lips?

They look like they're burnt out.

BEANED

>>1402233
4u

Paige looks like she's filmed in monochrome

Charlotte's attire is legit 10/10
>timber's a tree
>danas horrible raspy voice

>>1402229
no that's Emma

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>swn put your dick into a sharpshooter

>>1402227
Of course

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>>1402239
BOOOOOOOTH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

charlotte looks like a drag queen in that outfit

>>1402234

He's fluent in Farsi.

>For when muhammad hassan comes back.

Dana btfo

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Is Paige transphobic? how dare she call Dana a thing

WOMANLETS BTFO

I miss the Dana/Emma entrance so much.

Dana BTFO

Based Slag

>>1402207

Survivor Series in the absolute best case Wolverine John Cena healing scenario.

BROWNED

Bray is my wrestling husbando

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>>1402233

>>1402230
Literally who

>>1402242
ADR's thick Mexican dick

>>1402258
So WWE will appeal to SJWs next?

KEKED

>firestarter

whahhhhhhhh is it 1999

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>>1402277

>>1402280
Never, she'll quit when Ryder gets fired

>>1402280
never, sadly she passed

when's it gonna be Brie mode again guys?

>>1402277
cute mtf

>>1402277
>>1402277
>>>/mlp/

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What if the slag actually wins

Pee break

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>tfw getting blown by Saraya and Paige at the same time
>shove your cock in Saraya's mouth
>she move even closer forward
>cock goes down her throat, her lips press against you balls
>she pulls back
>cock is covered in her spit and drool
>lipstick marks all over
>Paige says "ITS MOI TURN"
>Paige grabs your shaft firmly
>she sucks and licks off all of her mother's drool
>pushes it back out of her mouth and lets it ooze all over her face
>begins working on your tip with her tongue
>slowly edges into taking the whole thing in her mouth
>she bites down a bit, just enough to make you nervous
>starts giggling
>you says you are going to cum
>they both get close and stick their tongues out
>shoot all over Saraya's face
>have a little bit leftover to wipe on Paige's tongue
>look down and notice they are rubbing each other's clit
>they both suck the load in before swapping it with the other
>each tongue is massaging the other
>your cum is passed back and forth
>slowly the cum disappears as it slowly falls down their throats
>they finally realize that most of the cum has been swallowed
>giggle and continue kissing for a few more seconds
>Saraya wipes Paige's mouth with her hand
>she lets Paige suck the leftover cum off her finger
>Paige does the same for her
>they smile and look up at you
>"thanks anon!" in unison
>they head back to the family room

>>1402289
Hopefully never, literally the worst theme in the history of all wrestling on the planet

>>1402214

Actually, he was being booked much stronger during his brief three week face turn before the injury. Between that, and the HHH stare down at the Rumble and that Raw in March, I think Bray was scheduled for a win over HHH sometime in the next year. Many times it's been reported that Bray is near the top of Hunter's secret "Even if Vince books them to lose a bunch, don't actually let them slide too far down the card" list.

>>1402294
I'd be happy

stream senpai?

>>1402294
Once you go mexican there is no border back

>>1402300
BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK

FAT DICK

So why did they call up Dana instead of, well, anyone else?

Am I one of the coolest tripfags of all time? I think so.

>>1402305

http://wiziwig.ru/boxing/watch-a74185-wwe-monday-night-raw-live

right here

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>ywn get dominated by Charlotte while being held down by Dana

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inb4

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>Championship match on Raw
>Implying Paige will win

>>1402309
She was meant to be with Emma but then Emma was kill

>>1402309
She probably gave the best head

>>1402230
Is that the fat guy that kidnapped the undertaker and Kane and stole their souls and shot lightning bolts out his hands like a year ago to a dead audience? What happened to him?

>>1402310
Im cooler. I will go down in history.

>>1402315
>>1402314
Athis

2 questions

1. Why does she stick her tongue out all the time?

2. Why are her lips brown?

marking out

Go Paige

>>1402230
maybe they'll reveal Paige as the female member or whatever

and maybe the Hardy's will come back and BROTHER NERO will join

It's really funny listening to Cole avoid the word "diva"

>>1402324
1. She's thirsty for dick

2. She just got done sucking some Mexican dick.

>>1402298
>i actually read all of this
wew lads how badly do i need to get laid?

>>1402324
1. This is her house
2. This is her house

>>1402324

1. british slag
2. remnants of ADRs brown cock skin staining her lips

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BLACKED

So Dana is just gonna do the shit Rick did?

Way to go, "Creative"

>>1402324
she's a slag

>>1402309

Bliss would have been a more logical call up for this role.

>>1402319
That feud had so much potential. It was the biggest oportunity to make Bray look strong.

But IM pretty sure he will recieve the push he deserves.

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What should've happened last night, is happening tonight

>>1402337
I prefer her and her tits over Ric and his

>>1402324
2 girls 1 cup that's why

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>>1402331
>tfw you read it AND get a boney

>>1402340
They're going to turn him face and unleash him on the main event scene

another shark movie

>>1402298
i bet you thought you'd get a lot of replies for this

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>>1402336
BAWH GAWD IS STEPHANIE NIPPIN?????

>>1402337
It's different because she's a she.

>Bray didn't win MITB last night

What a waste.

will a kick to the vagina end a women's match?

the divas division has honestly never been worse

>>1402349
After his video package from some minutes ago, its pretty much confirmed he is not commiing back tonight. Maybe next week.

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>>1402352
How do we relpy to that?

Paige needs those smaller shorts back. This diaper isn't very flattering

>>1402364
When we had the submission sorority it was worse

>>1402356

no clue

How is Paige still so garbage at wrestling?

>>1402366
I could have sworn I heard Cole say he's back tonight.

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>this match is still going

>>1402378
another botch I guess

>>1402369
Can I get a screenshot of it?

>>1402363
>>1402363
>>1402363

New

>>1402363
>>1402363
>>1402363

>>1402361
I remember a match that had something like that a long time ago

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>>1402363
>>1402363
>>1402363

Are these crowd reactions piped in?

>dana
useless bitch

end this match

Am I the only one who wants to cum on Charlotte's mole?

what a fucking goofy ending

Paige went from hot goth to a slut

Every move Charlotte does is just a shitty imitation of Ric.

Especially her moonsault, it'll never be anywhere as good as Ric's

>>1402389
Dude No, go away

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>Botching putting someone's foot on the rope

MAN!!!!!!!!11

>>1402411
>implying there's a difference

>IT'S BOSS TIME
holy shit please shut the fuck up

>>1402428
>Very obviously telling Sasha to hit her while running towards her

BASED
A
SASHA
E
D

wow

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Fat pig slag will lose

>>1402311

ty senpai