:)
Kevin Owen's Fat edition
HE'S A LUNATIC MAGGLE
GET EM FINLAY
Jewbacca y u do dis?
>>1401383
Probably for the meme factor.
But I'd wager mostly for the memes.
>>1401471
seek sunlight :))))
>>1401488
>1488
white pride world wide
Who /weeb trash/ here?
lel
Cena when?
Its called getting worked.
Excellent Promo here.
APOLOGIZE
TO BIG DADDY AJ
YOU CAN'T SEE MY OTHER MAN'S SWEATER
Apologize.
BRRRRRRRRRR
The fuck is going on.
Club has zero personality-ski
fucking stop talking to yourself carter
>Cena is actually there
I didnt expect that honestly...
AJ is SUCH a good heel.
who /a/ here?
My wrists hurt from shitposting.
What do?
>that pop for cena
WHO /BMJ/ HERE
JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKSSSSS
JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS
>>1401701
we saw your faggy post in the last thread dumbfuck
>>1401714
Use your feet
>AJ Styles is good on the mic
>Still wearing that hideous PBR shirt design
>>1401709
HAVE SEX
SUED
>getting paid to meme it up with your friends on tv
living the dream
Blandy soon
JOHN CENA SUCKS
Is AJ Styles Dr. Phil now?
also
>Cena way more over than your brand new champion
fucking deanetty sucks
>>1401705
Dominos
How is Cena gonna beat The Club?
>post yfw B^2 returns
based club
all these marks should apologize to Cena
>The Club got rid of those shit white coats
Finally, these are much better.
APOLOGIZE
>>1401711
lose weight
>Look me in the eyes boys
>I'm not mad, just disappointed
倶
楽
部
>I think they've gone too far
Based
M
J
Lel
They're being such sarcastic dicks, this is funny
Drinking tonight so my posts might seemnoff
>I'm sorry
kek
BOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
aj will work the smarks into apologizing to john cena
How did tiny Karl Anderson get a badass name like Machine Gun?
B M J
G
O
A
T
>not accepting the apology
what an asshole
is Cena turning heel here?
>apologizing to cena
cena bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>They're being such sarcastic dicks, this is funny
Hey, /asp/. I'm sorry.
Why is Cena always preaching to someone?
>>1401746
fuck off NEET
fuck you cena, they apologized
The balls community?
>>1401759
It's okay.
>hell
>balls
PG BTFO AGAIN
>>1401759
You are not as good as you think you are anon..
I'm sorry guys
>tfw my emo sister and her friends wont leave me alone
What do
SOMEBODY CALL THE FIREFIGHTERS, CENA IS SPITTIN FIREEEEEEE
photoshopped in cheering
why wasnt their match a a5 star classic
>>1401759
Apology not accepted
>>1401764
THE BALLS COMMUNITY?!
>real recognizes real
can Cena fuck off for a few more months again now?
balls
THEY APOLOGIZED JOHN
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Carter.
Im sorry
getting fucking tired of this gay community meme
fucking stop posting your trash
>>1401769
Fuck'em
You can take this literally or figuratively
Is cena finally being cheered? I havent watched raw in a while.
THATS A MIGHTY FINE SPEECH JACK BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU DONT GOT ANY BALLS
john really the "no balls" thing again? i like you but stop saying the same shit
Balls eh?
we wuz real n sheit
AJ is the best heel they've had in a while
>Cena over as fuck
deanetty dreams of this
cena is gonna wrestle adam cole
Will they mention TNA on the Steve Austin podcast?
>Cena is okay with people cheating
>Cena okay with people breaking they're word
>Dena not okay with Apologies
>>1401792
He's the only good wrestler on the roster
Super Cena is BOOOOOORING
AJ based as fuck
KAYFABE BTFO
>>1401795
They'll refer it as the 'other company'
boooooring
>>1401746
What ya drinking buddy? Im drinking pic related
AJ's the only decent heel John has had in a while
>>1401759
Anon, well, me too. I'm sorry.
Cena vs Stone Cold tonight
>>1401802
or "you've wrestled all over"
>>1401803
Confirmed
>Cena stealing from tony montana
10/10
HOLY SHIT
RANDY ORTON IS BACK
ORTON IS BACK
HOLY FUCK
>>1401795
Yes he mentioned it on his podcast last week
Turning AJ Styles heel was a mistake
>John Cena is going to fight Zarbon
lmao
>>1401795
They stopped airing his pod cast because they didn't like the questions he was asking
Now that it's back he still won't give a shit and probably bring them up I'm gonna watch just to see
>>1401795
Probably, he was there for over 10 years and stone cold doesn't give a fuck
>>1401806
What happened to your thumb bro
spics sure love BMJ
>>1401807
>Kevin Owens
OH MY GOD IT'S STING
That was a pretty weak promo from AJ.
lol dat cena face
>cenas face
fucking kek, too good
>>1401821
I dont kno
>we still have never seen Festus vs Cena
I've been waiting for years WWE, just do it already
can Cena just bury the club already so the smarks can shut up
GOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG
>Cena actually wrestling on Raw
SCREENCAP CENAS FACE
>>1401816
Bro he's still gonna sell merch to the smarks and marks slowly turning into smarks
>muh gloves
>my club
cash machine senpai.
Styles is the best heel they have on the roster rn
kys
Is the podcast live or is it prerecorded and just being passed off as live?
>>1401831
>Ryder
>>1401822
Because most spics dress like him
>>1401834
>cena squashing on raw
>>1401838
The latter
They have previews for it, so I don't know why they'd fake it live
>>1401838
Yes
>>1401806
>the state of tripfaggot hygiene
>>1401837
>Styles is the best heel they have on the roster rn
No, that's Owens desu
What did I miss in that Cena/Styles promo?
>>1401841
That manlet fuck deserves to be crushed go back to Japan you no charisma fuck
>>1401759
Carter?
After Brock gets KO'd by Mark Hunt, is he going to go to smackdown to feud with a returning Kurt Angle?
>>1401832
wow
>>1401837
>best heel
>not Miz
Time for ANGRY CENA SQUASH
Then BMJ win back at Battleground
>>1401842
U havin a latte bro?
>>1401845
I took a shower two days ago kys window licker
>>1401858
Why does he always make that face?
Why is his mouth so big?
>>1401853
More like Mike Hunt LOL
>>1401856
>that game
my nigger
shit was cash back in the day
>>1401847
balls
What is the main event tonight?
How does everyone feel about Goldberg as the pre-order bonus?
I think it's cool but I was hoping for a different bald guy personally
>>1401861
Sucking Nikki's dick is taxing
>>1401855
>non-serious gimmick heels
>ever being great viable true heels
WM27 the GOAT, right?
Why did the Warriors lose?
>>1401867
#1 contender match to face Deanetty
>>1401867
me vs ur mom
Cena can't beat AJ with the club involved but Roman can so does that mean:
Roman > Cena
>>1401867
Me vs your mom brah
i'm a total rad chad
>>1401829
>>1401867
Rollins vs Roman for #1 Contender spot
>>1401867
Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins #1 Contender for WHC
>>1401867
Corbin vs Ziggler
>>1401847
Bullet Club apologized to AJ, Cena, and the WWE Universe for interfering in the match, but BMJ bullied them anyway.
>>1401867
Reigns vs Rollins. Winner gets match against Ambrose for the title at the next PPV
>>1401858
JUST
>>1401834
he can't take every night off
>>1401872
Because Legoat bring one to Da Land was destiny.
>>1401872
Curry was shook af. And based KLove got the championship mojo from his Smoking Skull belt
>>1401860
then why do you have menstruation blood caked on your tiny bitch thumb?
>>1401867
Corbin and Tyler Breeze w/ Summer Rae VS Ziggler and Rusev w/Lana
do they have to book anderson like a geek he's fucking great in the ring damnit
>byron getting angry
what could it mean
Just tuned in what did I miss?
>>1401872
memes
>>1401882
I take it Cena cut the exact same post dirty loss promo that he has been harping for the past 10 years
CENAWINSLOLXD
>>1401869
kurt is going to be in it anyway
BAHAHAHHA CENA A BUSTA
>Random camera shot to the titantron
WHO'S COMING OUT?
IM SORRY JOHN
>>1401872
curry had a bad spell in the last 6 minutes
I want to go smoke sooo bad but i dont wanna miss anything. Kill me. When is divas match :/
Just wish Nakamura would shoot do this to Cena.
>>1401896
He wanted to fight them again and said they have no balls.
dude
sorry
lmao
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COME TO ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME
>Not this
Fuck off cole
RANDY ORTON WHERE ARE YOU?
>>1401867
Zack Ryder vs Dolph Ziggler
>>1401894
Roman vs Rollins for #1 Contender's Match later
KO vs Zayn (again)
Gay community shenanigans
How long until Cryme Tyme comes back to be Cena's house niggers?
>>1401894
Goddamn I want to fuck Natalya in literally every single way imaginable.
There's a guy in Omaha, Nebraska who just came up with a sex position and I wanna fuck her in that way as well
>The Club are going to be Nexus 2.0
>>1401900
The Club.
>>1401905
>>1401872
They looked tired, and LeBron and Irving were in straight murda mode
Cena deserved it for being a self-righteous prick.
>>1401910
Nigga retired bruh
>Cena's head bouncing off the mat before Styles connected with the Styles Clash
Why is this manlet allowed to have such a move?
post yfw Cena tucks his neck
>>1401914
nah, they got New Day for that now
>>1401920
Cena was right in this whole situation get the indie manlet dick out your ass
>no orton
fuck this shit
JBL
YOU'RE A HEEL
WHY ARE YOU ON BMJ'S SIDE
How do you lose when you're up 3-1?
>>1401862
ayyy lel
you know hunt is going to wreck lesnar tho
>>1401916
>Two stables were put together solely to put Roman over
NO CHANCE
>>1401922
Nah, Cena moved his head back so he doesn't get Yoshi Tatsu-d by the move.
>>1401918
>fedora memes in 2016
Jesus Christ, lad.
>realize that nobody will have the MITB briefcase for another 364 days
damn...
"Shocker of the year"
Anyone shocked?
>>1401927
None if this would have happened if Cena had just accepted the apology
>>1401872
>memeiors
>>1401924
don't reply to me sperg
>Mfw Cena berries the club at Survivor Series as the lone survivor
>>1401927
He should have just accepted the apology. Fuck him, people like him and people who like him.
>>1401936
>le current year meme
NACK NACK NAAACKKKK YEAHHH ZDDDD
>>1401940
Kinda
>>1401923
He'll be back within the week
>>1401940
Im honestly shocked that WWE pulled the trigger on making Ambrose Champ and it happened in the same night.
I was expecting Ambrose to win the briefcase, Roman to beat Rollins, have all 3 shit talk until Summerslam and have a 3-Way thanks to an Ambrose cash-in and have Roman stand tall on his shield brothers.
why are we switching thread already
>>1401944
What is wrong with you?
>>1401960
You don't know if it's genuine or not. You and Cena are just high on your own farts.
how short is Jojo
>>1401935
Sure
>>1401973
Fun sized
>>1401930
because everyone is
>>1401935
In most wrestling moves, you're supposed to tuck your chin so most of the force goes to your shoulders
With a Styles Clash, tucking your chin can kill you
>>1401976
Yeah, can't you see how he's trying to already stretch his head backwards so he doesn't get injured? It's the opposite of most slams in prowrestling where you tuck in to protect yourself.
what if my pet enjoys smoking?
>>1401972
Can you not pick up tones in people voices you dumb motherfucker? If you can't tell the tones of people voices how the fuck do you communicate with others?
if the Shield played Pokemon, Roman would rely on his starter the entire time and not level up his other pokemon, Dean would catch every creature he sees, and Seth would grind up all his Pokemon to the same level
>>1401976
He almost died!
>>1401915
>ywn
>>1401998
Doesn't change that his head bounced off the mat because the manlet can't hold a person of normal height
ty little caesars
OHHH RADIO
>>1401998
yoshis first match in forever was too gassed and reverted to training instead of doing the opposite.
Dunno what that lionheart guys excuse was. being a bong?
Is she gonna cry?
thank you little ceasers
>>1401973
Which JoJo there are like 7.
[spoiler]Young Joseph is best Jojo[/spoiler]
Wtf Ryder comeback?!
>Three friends turning on becky in a year
lazy writing
time for Zack to job
>>1402014
Again, just moving it back. And he's done it on far larger people.
>Natty heel turn
Why
Take the mic away from Becky please
Boring Corbin
Why not attack the person who screwed you over for months? Fucking christ
I HOPE HE'S FIGHTING ZIGGLER
How do I convince my gf to lock me in chastity lads?
WHy cant I see this girls fucking eyes?
And Why is she always on the verge of crying?
>>1402049
Gays not welcomed
>>1402057
By losing weight
>Baron Boring
Piss break
>ryder jobbing to corbin
>Baron vs Dolph fued totally ended guys
>I still woo woo woo shirt
Why...why do they always do this to Ryder what the fuck
>>1402071
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApIf9IfVV9Y
oh shit Ryder rocking a buzz lightyear gear
>>1402071
I remember when the crowd started chanting for ryder during a rock promo
and this is his career now
Damn, ryder is amazing here
Ryder is pretty fun to watch wrestle
Too bad he sucks on the mic
BALLGAME
First for Ambrose being the worst champion since Khali.
......fuck it man just fuck it
>I still WOO WOO WOO?
You here that pop for him?
Vince just fucking him in the ass here i never understood why.
Who the fuck is Wrong Bin?
>>1402136
Some chinaman
I kinda like corbin, pretty badass when he gets the chance.
>>1402136
Some Chinese Indy darling.
>funny women Ghostbusters XD
Its amazing how people dont understand how things became popular...
>>1402136
WWEs first chinamen
>>1402132
I mean it really could just be people backstage not standing up for him and vince just not caring about anyone but his pet projects.
I don't have a reason for damien though.
>>1402167
When is it coming out so I can stop hearing people bitch about it?
>>1402163
this
>>1402136
a nobody, wwe just wants to tap into the chinese market because it's the biggest market on the planet..
BRAY WYATT
FUCKING YES
>Wyatt Family
wow its nothing
BRAYYYYYYYY LMAO
well finafuckingly the wyatts are coming back.
god not fatso wyatt
>>1402163
>>1402185
Mah Niggas Corbins been mah nigga since I first saw him in NXT
>tfw no harpgoat
If they bring back the Hardcore Championship, then Baron Corbin should be at the top of that division.
>>1402202
Apparently he's lost weight
Still fat tho
who will braylmao even feud with
BASED SLAG
>more jobbers
>>1402215
Your mom
Paige you got "arrested" last night why aren't you talking about it?
>>1402220
THIS
>>1402202
He looks less disgusting now
>>1402215
Costs Roman the match and they feud again. This time, Roman puts Bray over.
>>1402215
The Club vs. The Family
PAIGE IS SO FUCKING HOT
That makeup makes Dana look like that fat purple bitch from Little Mermaid
>>1402235
I'm not sure if i like Fit Wyatt.
>>1402251
if he keeps the shirt on it will be fine.
>>1402235
Goddamn. He's crazy far from husky harris mode
>>1402251
he's still fat, but probably more in shape than you fatty
>>1402251
>that
>fit
Never change, /asp/
>>1402174
I mean its fucking stupid just, how do you have a guy this naturally over, and shit on him. I mean you could at least give him a IC title run. Whats the worst creative can do? Give him a movie and let him leave for months with it?
>>1402246
she should lay off the lipstick though.
>>1402246
Fat nerd
>>1402235
>>1402251
think all his injuries were because of his weight? Or his downtown let him workout and get in shape?
Just like Senator Kanes abs they'll be gone when hes back on teh road.
I like his old wrassler look. Chris Hero would look better if he was big all around not just in the gut and with no definition in his arms.
All hero has to do it get big like that or get more definition in his arms.
>>1402267
they did that already senpai
>>1402269
FUCK YOU DEL RIO POST PICTURES OF HER BUTTHOLE ALREADY
I just want to see Bray fuck people up again...The guy is a good worker and the roster needs another stiff hitter with Lesner gone.
They just need to book him right and not having him constantly create promo gold and creepy speech only to lose every single feud and erase all "fear" in facing the "New Face of Fear"
>>1402282
no
ees mine
>Pee break
>>1402284
Remember when he stole Kane and Taker's souls?
That could've been cool but they fucked it up
>>1402286
Siii.......
I would fuck the shit out of Dana
Charlotte's ass looks bigger, she must be doing something new.
She really called Dana a "thing"
wtf
So this ends in shenanigans setting up a rematch.
>>1401795
Why is WWE so evasive about mentioning TNA?
>>1402296
remember when he shit talked the Rock and seemed like he was going to possibly beat down the Rock only for him to send in Erick Rowen to get bottomed in 6 seconds?
Nevermind what happened afterwards...Imagine a 1-on-1 match between Bray and Rock with Bray potentially winning...at Wrestlemania...That could have been he turning point.
>>1402323
It's competition you dweeb, never give free advertising
>>1402281
Well, I do know that they did this to Miz. Hell, maybe ill chill out and say that creative my have a rivalry when he returns
>Miz v Ryder
Im not gonna lie, it would be a perfect thing to see Tweener Ryder vs Miz. Would be pretty nice to see Ryder struggle with heelish tactics and such.
This however.....every match so far is just hard to see.
>>1402323
because TNA is a scum organisation
>>1402323
Because unlike Luncha Underground and NJPW, TNA is trying to actively compete with WWE, while the other big promotions are just catering to their own audience.
Vince respects competition, but TNA is a joke and trying to copy him, so he actively ignored their entire existence.
>>1402345
they've mentioned lucha underground on wwe?
>>1402323
Because they are jealous about their great promos
>>1402351
Vince doesn't even know Meme Underground exists.
>>1402351
I remember they did once, but I can't remember specifically when. Also Lucha Underground runs ads during the telecast (at least here in the US) while TNA doesn't.
>Dana botching
>Dana has botched every spot she has been in since being on raw
Come the fuck on
You had one job Dana
>I enjoy women's wrestling
>>1402383
I have never seen a Meme Underground commercial during RAW. I have seen TNA commercials though.
WHERE IS HARPGOAT
>part of me actually thought they'd pull a crazy and put the strap on Paige
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