MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #3

Sami Zayne's hat edition

E C DUB

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>so much for this being the final chapter!

goddamnit

FINLAY BOYS!!!!

Holy shit FINLAY

was that Finlay?

>they still fighting
top kek

That was fucking stupid

>"FIGHT FOREVER!" clapclapclap clapclapclap

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who /a/ here?

>>1401317
stop smoking and lose some weight you fat mexican cunt

Fit Finlay

FINLAY

>>1401352
I'm begging you to shoot yourself

>MY NAME IS FINLAY AND I LOVE TO FIGHT

>proceeds to stop a fight.

BASED ACE

PEOPLE POWER KEKEKEKEKK

BIG JOHNNY

JOHNNY FUCKING ACE

PEPOPAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>No pop

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THIS NIGGA

BIG JOHNNY

>JOHNNY ACE

THE FUCK?!

BIG JOHNNY
#PEOPLEPOWER

JOHNNY ACE

#FollowtheFlair"


Why didn't she use two quotes?

BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY BASED BIG JOHNNY

PEOPLE POWER

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Who /weeb trash/ here?

John Laurinaitis

what the fuck

>>1401352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

ty based god

PEOPLE POWER!

BASED BIG JOHNNY LAURINAITUS

PEOPLE POWER

oh lord I had forgotten how much I hate this guy

Where are you CM Punk haha?

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LAURINATURAUNURIS

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>That bright ass suit

YES BIG JOHNNY

WWE IS SAVED

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>>1401352
i wanna lick if's armpits

Fuuuck yesss
Vickie when?

I can't hear this promo over his fucking suit

Nigga sounds like hes been chain smoking since he was 12

>the patriarch of bellaville


ayy

Johnny ace is a parody of Rodger Godell right?

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daily reminder Big Johnny stuck his People Power inside of Nicki and Brie's mother

Reminder that Johnny Ace is dating the Bellas' mother.

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WHITE PEOPLE POWER

Will they bring Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff out?

I'm sure Vickie is next at some point

What about Mike Adamle?

fuck off laryngitis

Oh god is he supposed to be a Trump parallel?

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>>1401398
me too

Why is Big Johnny so hated?

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>John Laryngitis is back

>tfw im wearing the same black and grey jordan 1s as shane right now

>>1401406
Source?

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POWER TO THE PEOPLE

When are they bringing out Brad Maddox

Why is everyone so hype to run the B show?

Reminder that Johnny's got more 5 star matches than most of your favorite wrestlers.

>>1401407
*married

Eric Bishoff when? The most based GM eveeer

Is that his natural voice?

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>Enzo and Cass

oh shit

>>1401422
Really? Should I watch Total Divas?

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HE CRAZY

S A W F T
A
W
F
T

>>1401425
They are shit without Carmella.

>Enzo & Ass

Why does Byron Saxon still have a job?

shits bout to get so weetodded

>>1401427

>>1401425
Enzo's great, but I lost a lot of respect for Cass last night holy shit botch machine.

>50 POSTERS

deanetty already killed the ratings

>Enzo Amemee

Their catchphrases are too long.

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reminder that if you like Sam Zayn's music you have AIDS from taking cum shot in the ass and this high T goddess triggers you

SHANE AND ENZO KEK

>dat foot bump
A C U T E

C
U
T
E

>>1401421

And Baba's wife liking his gaijin whiteness was why Misawa said "fuck it" and created NOAH.

That was pretty cool

Shane and Enzo should form a team where all they do is dance around

When will Vince give Big Cass singles push

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>Memezo and big meme

I AM CERTIFIED C+ AND A BONAFIDE KEK

god these two cunts are so fucking boring.

what are the odds of these 2 getting split?

>>1401444
you are correct

BIG JOHNNY BTFO LEL

>Romarks getting triggered by the real big dog

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>>1401439
>multiple threads made at once
I wonder why

>>1401444
>>1401456
these

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>>1401439

What were the ratings last week? This is the first Raw I have watched in like a month. The threads are dead as fuck. Did WWE piss everybody off or something or have people just gave up?

ENZO IS A KEK

>>1401451
I don't understand this Hulk meme.

>>1401444
triggers my dick tbqh famm

>>1401455
1 to 1 odds

Watching cass struggle with the English language is great viewing.

>>1401444
fat ugly bitch

>>1401469
>The guy who has to act like a retard for a living went to med school

I never laughed at one thing these dopes have ever said

>>1401424
yeah i think so

https://www.instagram.com/p/BG1KgM-rXvC/

>>1401455
They're symbiotic

Cass has no charisma, Enzo has no reason to be in the ring.

Unless they turn Enzo full manager they're forever gonna tag team

Why does Cass still sound like a robotic italian meme? Hes literally reciting words in his head. He does have it.

I rememeber how horrible the management was back when Laranittus ran it. Fucking terrible.

>le concussion man and large mook
Piss break

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If I had a dime for every dime I drew

I'd have

ZERO(0) DIMES

>>1401439
>Boreman Reigns sends ratings on decline for past 2 years
>blames my dean

Kys window licker

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>enzo and cass? not a fan. enzo looks stupid

Enzo and Cass are fucking cringe guys

>>1401464
2.03

>>1401464
These threads have been dead ever since Hiro Pearl Harbor'd wrestling from /sp/

>>1401476
He's supposed to be a simple minded big man

IE Festus, except from Queen's New York

DONT SMOKE OR GET CANCER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>1401469
>hes never stuttered on purpose to add effect to what hes saying
m8

>>1401472
lol, bullshit he went to med school

>The lunatic cringe killing ratings and 4chan gamethreads this badly.

>>1401439
these thread were equally dead last week

guess people got sick /asp/

>>1401491
He actually did. Go listen to their stuff on Stone Cold Podcast

I will be disspoint if they don't have a cage match with the general managers for the GM position

>>1401494
Kys

>>1401487
My dad is from Queens.

>>1401409
>What about Mike Adamle?


they gotta bring him out to talk to Kofi so he can say "Jamaican me crazy" again

>>1401495
does today have e3 and a nba final elimination game?

Stop fucking showing this.

>>1401491
>Morrissey was born and raised in Queens, New York. He attended Archbishop Molloy High School and served as a peer tutor, a homeless shelter volunteer, and a National Honor Society member. He played basketball in his senior year and was featured in the Catholic High School Athletic Association Senior Classic All-Star game.[1] He then received a scholarship to attend New York University, where he entered the pre-medical track before going on to study economics.

I bet you didn't know Scott Steiner also has a degree.

>replaying a legit injury for the heat

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>>1401483

>2.03

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. That is BAD. Like horrible bad. Shows get cancelled if their ratings is that low. Will USA ever cancel Raw? I knew the ratings would be shit because last Monday the NBA Finals AND the Sony E3 Press Conference were happening at the same time but I didn't think it would get that low

>>1401501

If I keep watching RAW with Deanetty as champ I just might famalam

>replaying that head bump again

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Will New Day ever drop the titles this year?

>Showing this AGAIN

For what purpose?

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>still showing the concussion

STOP

>/asp/ hates smark favourites
>/asp/ hates mark favourites

Who does asp like?

>replaying concussed Enzo over and over to try and keep the Memevillains heat

>>1401517
nothing

THEY

KEEP

REPLAYING

THE

CONCUSSION

>>1401517
Layers and layers of irony

>>1401517
Dean Ambrose

>>1401517
being contrarian

>>1401517
Your mom

>>1401517
Rollins

>>1401517
rusev

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>>1401517
>Who does asp like?
/a/

>>1401517
>4chan liking anything

>>1401508
W O R K E D
O
R
K
E
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>>1401508
They're going to keep playing that until he retires

>>1401510

Tonight they will be 1.6

>>1401508
>Being too lazy to write a storyline

>>1401507
>>1401496

pre-med isn't med school dipshit you do that in undergrad

begging you to get a high school degree

>>1401510
It was still one of the highest rated shows of the night though.

>>1401517
RVD

>>1401517
Nothing, except the jobbers. The jobbers are based.

>>1401531
This anon knows what's up

>>1401507
>pre-med track

So he took some science classes, probably didn't have the grades to get in anywhere, and switched to economics.

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>that ween poster

>>1401513
They're gonna drop them when they beat London and Kendrick's record.

>>1401539
I actually really like Golddust and vaudvillians.

just got here, what I miss?

>>1401517

Rusev and Luke Harper

If you didn't know this then back to wew or plebbit

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>>1401517
We all have opinions anon

>>1401517
How new are you?

>>1401530
>>1401539
>replying twice

>>1401542
>Free ride to NYU
>Didn't have the grades

Lmao

>>1401547
Literally nothing

>>1401517
I like having hot anal sex with your mother

Also Rusev

>>1401517
RURU

Is that the worst tag team finisher?

He throws him down a bit in mid air?

Vaudevillans getting jobber entrances is probably for the best, maybe until they get some sort of new entrance or theme.

>>1401536
this

half the faggots on my hall said they were pre-med their freshman year and like one went to med school

>>1401517
Mitsuharu Misawa
Kenta Kobashi
Toshiaki Kawada
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Kazuchika Okada
Shinsuke Nakamura
Kota Ibushi
Jumbo Tsuruta

>>1401530
>going to /v/
begging you to have some sex

>the bada boom shakalaka

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>it's another "all the faces win" episode

>>1401557
You're supposed to believe in kayfabe nerd

Badaboom shakalaka?

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>They call it the Badaboom shakalaka

Why do I watch this trash?

Bawd-a-boom, shaka laka. Thought it was the rocket launcher

>>1401560
Go back to /wew/ with your outlaw shit

>>1401517
we are Rusev marks

>>1401417
He's married to her

>>1401560
>outlel meme wrestlers

no

>>1401561
>he says while on /asp/

>>1401553
he got an athletic scholarship you fucking mong

have you never set foot on a college campus?

>undergrad pre-med is med school

>>1401517
The Perfect Ten Tye Dillinger

Sailor Moon says: Claudio needs to be pushed and vote for hilary and fuck brexit and go Trudeau.

>>1401552
I tough the same, but check again.

There's a Vice President now. Pretty stupid considering Ryder is a SHIT

>They call that the badaboom shakalaka JAWN

>>1401560
fucking KYS right now

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Comin up next, the manliest of men, muh boi

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>>1401517
kenny omega

>>1401517

Based fatty

>>1401578
>Now

He's been with me for months now

STARVING for some actual good wrestling like a Brit on Ramadan.

>>1401560
based list, lad. okada/tanahashi was my moty for 2014 i believe. inb4 hat maymay

>>1401560
>Ibushi

Fucking this, can we make a thread for CWC? Its going to be awesome as hell

>>1401517
OFFICIAL LIST OF /asp/ APPROVED WRESTLERS

>BASED RUSEV
>THE SOCIAL OUTCASTS
>BASED SETH
>MR GAY COMMUNITY

That's about it so far since Ryback left

>>1401586
>he likes to watch oiled up men grabbing each other in their panties

begging you to get screened for HIV

>>1401582
Is this guy's gimmick is that he's Sephiroth or some shit?

>>1401586
>STARVING for some actual good wrestling
So why the hell are you watching WWE

>>1401582

>Scott Hall 3.0

>>1401578
Same person, different trip.

>>1401588
>cruiserweight """"""""""""""""wrestling""""""""""""""""
lol no

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Who Better Than Kanyon?

>>1401589
John Cena too for all of us above the age of 18

>>1401560
>People unironcally falling for this b8

>>1401589
No Kurt Angel?

Do you think the WWE is paying the Cavs to rep them?

>>1401560
I would call you a weeb or something but that's a good list

>>1401517
Rusev was pretty based last night

rest of WWE is boring AS FUCK

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>>1401560
gottem

>>1401588
I am scared. He had increased his weight to get into heavyweight, now he has to reduce it within a month so he can do this. He's like 20 pounds too heavy so he gotta cut. Hopefully he does it well enough without it fucking with his style.

DEY DON WAN NUN

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>meme villains being buried this hard

are they pretty much the ascension already or are they going down the path

>>1401589
>MR GAY COMMUNITY
fuck off back to wew with your manlet and your gay meme

God Why is AJ so hot?

>>1401599

some of us actually watch new japan

THEY DON'T WANT NONE

>>1401596

maven

How does aj look so young?

Is jesus the answer?

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>They dont want none

What did he mean by this?

>>1401593
>omega
>scott hall
How underage are you?

Haha time for the match at Battleground to be set

Then the rubber match at Summerslam

Where AJ gets buried by Cena because fuck TNA

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>>1401589
Where's Ryder?

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>AJ's theme

>Stone Cold is still relevant in 2016
>These meme indie darlings will never be relevant 10 years after they retire.

>>1401611
because you belong to the GAY COMMUNITY

I'm a retard. Can someone explain the TV ratings to me. Like what's the difference between a 5.0 and a 1.5? Is it like 5 million and 1.5 million people watching?

I'M A MACK TRUCK

>>1401517
Carlito

>>1401589
>no Harpgoat
failure of a list

>>1401591
More like if Brian Pillman fucked Albert Wesker

>>1401623

correct

>>1401589
>No Scott Steiner

>>1401619
Outback Steakhouse

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>some of us actually watch new japan

>>1401589

>Jasethy
>Low card jobbers
>AJanetty

"no"

Rusev and Luke Harper. That's where it stops. If we're talking retired people we have Kurt Angle and Austin. That's also where it stops.

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>>1401611
>The gay community?

>>1401627
thanks senpai

>>1401623
Nah. It's not exact number in millions. 2.2 rating is like 2.4 million viewers.

>>1401625
He was slow af

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>tfw AJ loses the rubber match at Summerslam

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>>1401632
>fedora memes in 2016
Jesus Christ, lad. Catch up with us here

>>1401517
Cena

>>1401615
l'Oreal

because he is worth it...

AJ should adopt a Donald Trump gimmick. Make incredibly bold statements and broad accusations yet still get cheered by the crowd.

BALOR CLUB DEBUT TONIGHT

Cena should challenge Styles to a hair vs hair match

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>>1401591
yes

He calls his finisher "one winged angel"

>>1401621
Try 14 years

Is Balor coming to main roster?

What is the main event

>>1401643
>anti-Trump poster
What's good, Reddit!

>>1401589
this is all wrong
get out newfag

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Would you?

Which The Club member is on top during sex?

>>1401653
Yes.

>>1401638
kek

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>It's AJ and the Club do another work episode

What do the moonrunes on the Good Brothers' coats say?

Kenny Omega is a WEEB DWEEB

>>1401643
Donald trump is already a wwe HOF superstar

>>1401517
John Cena

The marks see through the facade

Interesting......

>le club with decent attire
about time

Apologize.

AJ styles up to date with the memes

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>>1401645

I'd love to watch it but theres no way styles goes for it

>>1401655

anderson

gallows is the kinda guy who'd let someone be on top a lot

>>1401629
>>1401636

Thanks. Just looked up Nielsen rating system. Seems pretty inaccurate but whatever.

>>1401655
Luke Gallows because he wore Kevin Owens big boy shorts that one time

WHAT IS BAD LUCK FALE DOING IN THE RAW ZONE ?!

>>1401659
shibata is a traitor.

>>1401661
I hope Trump hosts Capitol Punishment from the White House

What the hell is going on in this promo?

dude!

Is anyone else confused on whether or not they like The Club's theme?

>doing this storyline again

>Karl Gallows
>Luke Anderson

What's the point of these 2?

>>1401673
AJ is just doing another work

NEW THREAD

>>1401324

>>1401324

>>1401324

the club is so fucking gay

0 charisma bald cunts

>>1401653
Yes, I would let "her" fuck my ass.

>>1401653
Show penis

>>1401673
Get worked mark

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APOLOGIZE

>>1401665
Yes well done.

HOWEVER.

>>1401673

Bad sarcasm mixed with bad acting and abysmal mic skills.

LOOK INTO MY EEEEEYES

>>1401675

I sorta do, but it's. It's sorta lacking power, also.

>>1401675
I like it, but they're not hype enough for it.

If the Hype Bros ever turn heel they should steal the theme

Who is in the main event tonight?

倶楽部

kek

GALLOWS IS CUTE

BRRRRRRRR

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>>1401684
No

>>1401324
>>1401324
>>1401324
>>1401324
Next

>>1401692
>>1401692
>>1401692
>>1401692
Next

>>1401645
*Ziggler
*Corbin

ftfy

How long until BMJ gets his win back?

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Thanks Doc