>implying you didn't all mark the fuck out for this

I miss him so much

>>1382156
I dont mark out for crybaby manlets sorry.

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>>1382195
Whenever you call ANYONE a manlet. You get this post.

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please dont swear on this pg board phil you cant wrestle

>>1382156
Oh, hi Phil! What does AJ Lee's pussy feel feel like?

>>1383551
Like your moms, but with less cum residue.

>>1382156
oh, like he wouldn't be brought back just so roman can be the new best in the world

>>1382156
fantasy booking:

>punk surprise return
>brings chris hero with him
>shoots on roman about how he wasn't even supposed to be in the shield
>chris hero loses to roman
>punk steps in
>punk loses to roman
because let's face i'm not even capable of fantasizing about roman not looking strong anymore. vince has won

>>1382200
Whenever DM posts he should be replied with that and nothing else.

>>1382156
Everyone had that fucking shirt. Is this the best selling shirt after What shirt?

>>1384004
You forgot
>Punk and Hero come out on the next RAW and talk about how much respect they have for Roman and how he's the best guy they've ever been in the ring with

>>1382156

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1384016
I HAD THAT FUCKING SHIRT!! and I'm peruvian

>>1382156
I miss him.. Please come back Phil!!!!

>>1384054

What the fuck.

>>1384115

Every single word is gospel truth.

I'm not sure what's confusing you.

>>1382165
>>1384109
>>1383579

Hi Phil!

>>1384109

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

>>1384109
Me too but sadly he wont because triple H is a jelous faggot.

Just let WWE die under Steph emasculating direction.

He already won in life so he probably doesnt cares that much.

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>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Brought ROH to relevance in the early-mid 00s
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Refused any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise without half the push and protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had the best match with John Cena of his entire career, also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason people finally started saying no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other repsected vets
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Has the balls to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history the greatest of all time

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post yfw phil is a nu-male beta who got cucked to hell and back by the objective greatest of all fucking time JHON

>>1382156
Some can dream anon ;_;
If it's Orton I'd mark if it's on Burn In My Light