Is he the next undertaker?

Gee, I wonder where he got his gimmick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vanhbElnx70

>>1377925
Are you really that retarded or are you playing a game?

Unlike the Undertaker this vanilla midget is the least intimidating "super natural" wrestler there is.

Bray Wyatt is more deserving than this cuck who's theme song got him over.

>>1377920
Hes a vanilla midget nerd so no.

>>1377961
Kys fattie

>>1377975
Shut it nerd

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Is he the next undertaker?

>>1377920
You should be flayed alive for even asking that.

>>1377925
even if that were true, plenty of great gimmicks are pop culture rip offs
>Razor Ramon is Scarface
>Sting since '97 is the Crow
>Honky Tonk Man is Elvis

If he wasn't a manlet lmao

>>1378020
John Cena is superman

>>1378007
What ever happened to the boogeyman?

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>>1377961
Don't you have to cry about Ambrose still not being a WWE champ?

>>1377925
You're a fucking moron and should KYS.
His "demon" look is a spin on his "Venom" look. He used to come to the ring dressed as various characters in other federations.

The hat and cloak were because he was in London. He wanted a mashup between the demon and Jack the Ripper.
He usually has a local flavor depending on where he is. For instance, in his match in Japan with KO, he had an Oni painted on his back.

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>>1377954
>>1378020
>>1379321

The state of some of the people who post here though.

>>1379327
Oh sorry. I thought rebutting something that was stupid was ok. I'll run it by you to see if I should post next time I see some misinformation.

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>>1379332
Holy fuck, it's real

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>>1379321
Wasn't the chainsaw in Texas as well?

>>1377961
And the undertaker is a ginger

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>>1377961
>>1377979

>>1379348
daily reminder Ambro is a fat spic who cant grow a goatee

>>1379343
Yeah, it was lame as fuck though.

>>1379336
Yeah, it's real that you're a faggot. Where do you live Hombre? I'll take you down a few inches of your high horse.

>>1377920
He's closer to 4'11 than 6'11, so no

>>1379363
I thought it was cool.

>>1377920
Hard to be a proud wrestling fan when cringeworthy fucks like this guy are ruining everything

>>1378007
Yes

>>1379311
Kek i cant wait for the collective butthurt on here when Dean wins MITB

>>1379429
"Proud wrestling fan" is the cringiest thing imaginable though.

Just enjoy the show, nerd. Don't try to adopt it as part of your real-life identity.

with his 5 minute long pissbreak intro, yeah, he's the undertaker.

>>1377925

fucking kek never noticed this before

>>1379370
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>1377925

>Not Baron Samadi

Kill yourself.

Also, I'd say Balor is more likely to be Kane than Taker. Bray SHOULD be the next Taker

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>>1379311
Stop replying to the fucking tripfag. Jesus fuck he would have gone away ages ago if people here had just not paid attention to him.

I dont know whats worse. That there are so many trolls on this board, or that there are just as many who feed them.

>>1379807
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>1377920
Too small, also even more shit on the mic then Taker. Also Finn is like 35 fucking years old already. He will be more like drug free Jeff Hardy, that wears face paint on occasion.

>>1379807
Opinions are like assholes, kid. Everybody has one and they all stink.

>>1380029
Chill out dude you fell for obvious pasta

>>1380370
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>1377925
So what faggot?

>>1377920
I thought that was the new Papa Shango

>>1380885

I thought that was the new Seven

>>1380370
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

>>1377920
is this Cody Rhodes new gimmick ?

>>1379454
And get speared during his cash in.
Sandow 2.0 in the makings.

Take away the neat entrance and he's bland as hell.

>>1381464
I think what he lacks in promos he makes up for in ring.

>>1381543
Besides his matches against Neville (who can have a good match with anybody except shitters like Titus) and Crews he's been pretty underwhelming in-ring.

Can't wait for WWE to book Balor vs. Bray like it is the new Kane vs. Taker and for the internet fans to get so excited until they both shit the bed and WWE gives them five minutes at most at Mania.

>>1377920
No. Undertaker is actually good.

>>1381561
His matches with Joe and KO were all great. I haven't seen him look bad desu

>>1381582
>implying two manlets can replace the brothers of destruction
Have sex

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>>1379343
Friendly reminder for fat fuck Carter.