TAKEOVER: THE END GAMETHREAD #4

Nia Jax looks like a bigger nigress version of Lena Dunham. Gross.

Nakumara can't wrestle

/a/suka

I want Nia Jax to sit on my face and rip a big fart

I will kill myself if Asuka loses. Raw will eat her alive

3/5 don't fuck me over flatso

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>womens """"""wrestling"""""

Time for a piss/smoke break boys. See yall in 10 mins

I want Nia Jax to pound me

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>>1368923

GO BASED FATTY

Would you fuck Asuka?

Nia looks fatter.
>muh dick

>>1368905
there's no way this fat mess is going over right fellow /asp/ies? that slob can barely get her legs up for the Hogan legdrop

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First for Kana

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>>1368932

I can't handle full sails audience, someone mute this shit.

>>1368936
TUT TUT TUT TUT TUT

>inb4 Babymetal comes in and helps Asuka win

WAIT

DID FUCKING FULL SAIL JUST DO THE "ONE FAALLL" THING?

Why doesn't Asuka wear the zombie paint anymore reeee

>>1368938
until I bled

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Asuka

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>ywn motorboat these
Why live?

>>1368930

>3/5

really not a cool thing to call a black woman. just not ok

Legit question: What do (You) think of Nia Jax, as a wrestler?
Any room for improvement?

>>1368943
>Samoan
I've got bad news..

>>1368938
I guess I could, not sure though

Nia "literally Samoa Joe" Jax

Asuka needs to lose some weight, she is getting too fat

Asuka is Cute! CUTE!!!!

BAYLEY HEEL TURN INCOMING

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Yoshi T/a/tsu

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>>1368938

Is this even a question?

>>1368943
> The bigger wrestler going over
That would never happen.

OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR

>women's """"""""""""""""""""""""""""wrestling""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>1368958
She's shit

Maybe

How can Nia be this fat and barely have tits?

>>1368946
Stay triggered wootist ;^)

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>nobody likes Nia

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>>1368956
Fuck. I didn't ask for these feels.

>>1368969
Hory shiiiit

>>1368958
She's not terrible but she's limited

She'd need to get in better shape to improve

>>1368979
What if I just don't like black people?

I saw Asuka d. Nia Jax last week.

why do you keep making threads it's not like they get bumped off the page fucking stop this is retarded

>>1368938
I'm a girl, and I would

NIa looks like a fatter version of Nikki Bella.

>>1368938
Absolutely

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>>1368974

>>1368958
There's only so much you can do when you're her size

>>1368969
damn brb

>it's a pause for ovation after a sequence episode

>>1368945

wtf is she a westaboo or some shit

>>1368967
Why is this nigga cosplaying as the background of E Hondas stage lol

Based asian street meat

>>1368938

yes

>>1368958
Well she is fucking huge and pretty strong. If they have her do some more powermoves and make her finisher some powerbomb variation she will be pretty good. Cutting would also do her some good

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>womens """""wrestling""""""

>>1368999
yes

she loves usa culture follow her on twitter

>>1368959
just googled her, she's related to the rock. fucking samoan nepotism

>>1368999
Yes. She loves American bands and call of duty

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Anyone else just getting tired of pro wrestling?

>Full Sail chanting "WE WANT EVA"

NON-THREATENING ASIAN GIRL!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
NON-THREATENING ASIAN GIRL!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!

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>let's go NIA

Samoans are fucking cancer, i hope Asuka kills that fat island nigger

>>1368988
Want a medal?

Where do I find a girl like Asuka

>>1369010
Samoans confirmed for the Jews of the wrestling business

LETS GO ZIKA

>>1369013
stop I can only be so hard

>it's a crowd chants for shit heels episode

>>1369020
japan you fucking idiot

>>1369012

nah

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Who /asuka/ here?

>>1369020
Japan

>yfw /asp/ likes nia jax because they can relate to her struggles with obesity

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>>1369012
Sometimes

How long until....

NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS

>CLAP CLAP CLAP

NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS

>CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>1369020
tumblr

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Really hope Asuka wins
I'm afraid they'll give it to Nia even through she isn't ready for that position

Holy shit Nia will win this

BTFO

>>1369027
Best girl

Holy shit, Nia is fat

Punch her in the dick, Asuka.

YOU ARE FAT

YOU ARE FAT

YOU ARE FAT

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>Nia Jax is bad, LET'S GO ASUKA!

>>1369027
is she pretending to suck a tiny japanese penis?

>Nia covering up her ass
Why, i wanna see dem pillows

>this fat fuck trying to do technical wrestling

She is an embarrassment to wrestling tbqh. Just like Serena Gorilla is for tennis.

pretty good match desu

What would Scott Steiner think of Nia?

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>Really hope Asuka wins
I'm afraid they'll give it to Nia even through she isn't ready for that position

>>1368958
Great look, not horrible on the mic. Her "big dominant woman" character isn't original but she plays it well, she's filling the niche.

If she improves on her actual wrestling ability, she'll be a star. She's still new, so we'll see.

I like her. I hope she does well.

>>1369032
>Someone in full sail could be reading this right now

>>1369012
Stop watching RAW, that might help.

Wait why do nxt smarks suddenly like Nia? I've never heard them chant for her before

>>1369047
This is the most cringiest, fedorapost ITT.

Well done.

>Silent for a split second
>Some guy says "Lets go Roman"

>>1369052

Maybe it's me. ;)

>>1369050
> Not ready to be champion on a developmental show

WHERE IS NO WAY JOSE

>>1369054

If you don't like her you're probably a stupid Drumpf racist.

>botch the sunset flip
>asuka effortlessly transitions into a "leg bar"

based oscar and tom

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>Really hope Asuka wins I'm afraid they'll give it to Nia even through she isn't ready for that position

>>1369054
They are SJW, hating on fats will lower their points

This is already better than the Bayley match

I actually like this match. Surprised to see myself saying this about something that involves Nia Jax.

>>1369054
They all have paranoid schizophrenia and can change opinions on a whim

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>tfw go to get ice cream sandwich and have a piss and womens """""wrestling""""" is still on

Nia has a camel toe

>>1369050
Yes
I like both of them
Nothing against Nia but she needs something before becoming champ, you memer

This match has been good so far desu. Based fartfu dominating and showing signs of improvement

You can see Asuka struggling to carry Nia in this match.

if this shit crowd would get "MOO" chants going they would be the fucking best

>>1369061
Oh shit, didn't know how misogynistic I was! I now #stand with Hillary

do fat people fart more?
Do you think Nia farts in the ring?

>>1369069

don't make me puke

>>1369068
its too cold for ice cream carter

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!!!

>>1369072
Tbf, she is a lot heavier.

Nia has increased her movement speed somewhat. Good to see

>>1369069
More like elephant toe

Asuka selling really well to that noodle armed fatass. I don't believe those power moves for a second though

Why doesn't she just sit on all of her opponents?

>Asuka city
Wut

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>>1369078

>>1369069
that's no camel toe, it'a a moose knuckle.

get fucked fatty

Like I said. Just got the title.

>Asuka is actually going to lose
I'm scared

>>1369086
Her finisher is a leg drop with her thunder thigh, so pretty close

>>1369078
Real canadians eat ice cream when its cold out

LE SHOOT FIGHT KO MEME ENDING

WHALES BTFO

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>The thickness of this match

Expected

JESUS CHRIST

BTFO!
not a great match though

Excellent result. The only result.

SAMOA

BTFO

Kicks to the head is a good finish

FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOORING

THANK YOU BASED ASUKA

What a shit ending

HOLY SHIT MOMENT OF THE YEAR

that first kick was filthy

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> 4 out of 88 remain
1 person thought Asuka wouldn't conquer Nia Jax.

The ending was pretty weird

Fatty btfo

>>1369081
lel

>winning with basic kicks
NXT is so shit

>that shot of Asuka's rotten gook teeth underneath her fake dentures

Holy fucking shit. Her breath must smell like dog shit.

Asuka is LITERALLY the most talented woman wrestler in the world, she just made Nia look like a fucking juggernaut and still won believably.

Superior island prevails.

Someone get some pics of Nia ass and cameltoe from this match

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Why the fuck was the gorilla yelling like a maniac at the end waiting to get kicked?

Nia dont look to good.

>>1369112
You better count mine. I'm 4/5. Don't end the survey 30 minutes before the show next time nerd.

>this match was better than Aries/Nakamura
>fedoras will deny this cuz "muh Samoa fatty sucks"

Just got in, bros. Results so far?

Boring match 2.5 stars

>>1369111
>HOLY SHIT MOMENT OF THE YEAR

*nods respectfully towards you*

>>1369118
Casuals in my room right now disagree

better than the shinsuke match 3 3/4 stars

that was a good wrestling match between two real women of color. good job nxt

>>1369125
muh Samoa fatty sucks

This just shits all over the London match. Kudos to both women

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show has been going downhill since the end of the tag team match 2bh

>>1369117

lmao, screenshot?

>>1369118
Literally fedora tip the post

>>1369126
Cien
Revival
Shinsuke
Asuka
and the main event will be Senior Joe

>Body Positivity

BTFO
T
F
O

>>1369126
revival won, shinsuke won and asuka beat a land whale

>>1369126
You missed it, Stone Cold gave Regal a stunner

So does BG mean that Bayley has to prove herself again?

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>>1369123
That would suck if she got a concussion

>>1369125
No they'll deny it because women can't wrestle, which is correct

This thing where WWE signs insane colorful Japanese people and they kick people in the fucking face over and over again and never lose?

Big fan. Keep it up, Hunter.

>>1369125
Samoa Internet Defense Force at it again, back to your filthy Island fucking islandnigger

Finally the only match that matters. COME ONE BASED SENIOR JOE

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Imagine, Asuka and Nia went for that one spot Bam Bam Bigelow and Tazz did at ECW.

BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOO

THE AMERICAN KANGAROO
BOOBY ROO

BOBBEH

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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queen of /asp/ coming through

> Fucking Bobby Roode cameo
Would have been ten times better if they drew no attention to it.

>>1369137
>>1369139
Fug. I missed Shinsuke and Aries? Was it hype? Oh well, Joe v Balor should be good.

BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bobby Rooooooooode

HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT HE'S FAT

BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

>>1369125
t. Anoa'i family

Bobby ROOOOOOO

>>1369153
It was pretty good. Wrong guy got over.

>Zack Ryder at wrestlemania
I don't want to cry

SENOR JOE

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rooooo

>>1369153
It was good, not amazing but it was good.

>>1369142
It would be very painful

What was the finish to the Asuka match?

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>NXMeme

>>1369155
>Rooooooooode

It's Roo you cuck.

>>1369166
Asuka kicked Nias head off

>>1369153
Decent. Nak vs SZ was better. I guess it's hard to surpass that one.
Regal is awesome.

>>1369166
Kicks

What meme entrance will Finn have now

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>>1369151
Innocent Steph best Steph

TIME FOR THE

GOAT

FINN

BALOR

>>1369166
Kicks to the head

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Is she as small as Jojo?

Well lads, who blades first?

Actually marking out for based Señor Joe

>>1369166
Kicks and lots of em

really want Samoa Joe to brag about almost killing Tyson Kidd.

Full sail would meltdown

>>1369173
Before she became a rating killer

> Waiting for Balor to do the Cena WM25 entrance where 30 of him walk to the ring

Can't wait til based Finn btfos fatty

>>1369176
Not as cute as Jojo.

>>1369180
Kek

>>1369177
S'Mores Joe

THE MAN WWE FORGOT

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"What are you going to do, kick me?"
- Nia Jax before being kicked

>Actual rock music
This makes me happy.

>>1369178
didn't care much about him before I watched that shoots with him and punk and he seems like a top lad

>THE MAN THE WWE MAIN PROGRAM FORGOT

>>1369177
They won't at all. No blood allowed

Finn is obviosuly going to lose so he can debut at MITB

Sad that based fartfu lost desu

Les Claypool?

THE MAN THAT FANS FORGOT

>that Neville beard

A FUCKING ELF

Who was that nerd manlet, and why were people clapping for him?

What do you guys think the chances are that balor will be called up to join bc

lol nevile is such a jobber he's a fan again

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>>1369190
>>1369194
>>1369199
top jej

TEN MINUTES OF ENTRANCE

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EDD OUR LORD COMMANDER IS HERE

See, I built this cage to keep the Demon in and... Oh my God!

>>1369204
Underrated

>>1369191
I want to put my cock in her mouth

>le demon paint
Finn is going over

>Meme Balor

yawn

HE PUSHED DOWN A FENCE HOLY SHIT

is this the night the paint loses?

>le cosplayer man

is he autistic?

Absolute madman

Black and white

THE CLUB IS REAL

>>1369076
Yes because fat people had to ear more which means more farts
Guessing she does. Hard to hold them in when you are lifting people and running and stuff like that

>le crawl to the ring man

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>>1369201

An elf with dreads

\o/

This is his rematch right? Joe wins. This will pretty much send him off to RAW to fight over Bullet Club.

>>1369212

Phs

HURR DURR PIDER MAN

>>1369214
Yes

LE DEMON

HAS ARRIVE

Why is Finn so popular? He's boring as fuck and has zero charisma

>literally crawls to the fucking ring
when will this meme end?

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>>1369218
this

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>Black and White
He's cock teasing the Bullet Club marks, right?

>no door on the cage

based

Is the cage shorter than usual?

>no body paint
He's done

>>1369218
4 Lyfe

Damn it I just bought his Elite figure in Red & Black and now he's fucking black and white.

It's now trash. I must get a B&W one

>white and black
nah nigga he's losing this match fa m, only black/red is his most powerful form fa m

>black and white
Is this a sign?

>no giant axe entrance for the warcraft movie

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>people want this on the main roster

>>1369218
o shit

>>1369228
Because he's great as fuck and has lots of charisma.

>>1369228

Bullet Club. That's it.

HIT THAT GODZILLA ROAR SENPAI

>>1369237
Grim pls

>>1369239
>Lost the title in red

time for fat music

>>1369233
oh nvm there's the fucking door

>>1369249
He wasn't wearing paint when he lost

UH AH UH AH UH AH UH AH UH AH UH AH UH AH UH AH UH AH UH AH

AT LEAST ONE OF THE GOOD FAT SAMOANS WILL WIN

>>1369234
It will look bigger with these two short guys in it.

>>1369244
>charisma
>can't cut a promo

Kek

>>1369248

EAT IT YEAH

I like how Joe's music fits perfect with him

>fat fuck not wearing a shirt

lel this nigga never coming to the main roster unless vince gone.

Crowd has actually been pretty quiet in terms of pops tonight

le jolly fat man waddles down the street music

>yfw the young bucks are under the ring

Why does he wear a towel over his chest?

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>Evil Pineapple Music

because memers get to interact during his intro

>>1369257
Be glad he isn't Nakamura or Itami tier

Le fat guy walking music

>>1369258
I knew it


>>1369238

>>1369238

>>1369238

>>1369238

>>1369238

>>1369238
Next

>Someone says "boring" regards to escaping cage

>>1369260
He's not supposed to, he was signed to help work with young talent as well as be a long term nxt guy

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>190 pounds

REMOVE ALL OF SAMOA

EXCEPT JOE CAUSE HE'S BASES AS FUCK AND A RESPECTABLE SAMOAN

The only way to win is escape the cage?

>190 pounds

>>1369257
Neither could Bryan. Charima just means how well you connect with the crowd as I'm typing this and crowd is chanting his name.

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>>1369268

The only ways to win are actually more than in a normal match.

Who's Finnjoe?

>>1369269

No thanks I like wrestlers that don't sound like mumbling autistics on the microphone

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>>1369270
I always picture the same thing.

>>1369286
Kek.

"Laughs are cheap I'm going for gasps"
-balor

>>1369306
Ha