This is August 20 2016. Phil vs Mickey. What will /asp/ be like

>>1364210
It's going to be so disappointing when they just hug it out in the floor for three rounds and Punk loses by decision instead of the blow out people are expecting.

Asp wont have even finished opening their doritos before Punk is out of it

>>1364210
if punk loses the shitposting from that obsessed autist will get worse
if punk wins he'll still find something to complain about and diminish the win


the punk spam will never end

>>1364248
This. Even if Punk wins, this board will just dissolve into an endless stream of salty Johns.

>>1364248
>That obsessed autist

Because 4chan is one person.

When he loses (not if) the entire board will be consumed with shitposting

its already full of cm punk hate, it will just continue
even if he came back to wwe i think that nothing changes around here

>>1364248
>if punk wins
Won't happen

>>1364269

>the entire board will be consumed with shitposting

it already is mate

>>1364269

it is literally /b/ with wrestling sprinkled in

moving from /sp/ was a mistake.

>>1364267
Except that is just like 3 people obsessed with punk.

>>1364210
Emo fighter? The only thing he's winning is a new pepsi logo

I'm getting hard imagining how many fat Vince cocksuckers will slash their wrists once Punk brings home the W.

>>1364247
I can't stop smirking at the surgical accuracy of this, anon

>>1364413
>moving

you mean kicked out

>>1364267
ASP is, there's like 5 of us, 20 tops

>>1364248

>dumb cunt STILL can't accept that more than one person does not care for CM Emo

Adorable!

>>1364210

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

I too am a professional MMA fighter with a 0-0 record

I live in ny, how to go about getting dana to let me fight him at msg in november?
do I write a letter and ask or something?

>>1364264
>>1364308
>>1364514

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

>>1364210
Yeah bro, he will never fight.

Empty because everyone will be in /sp/

>>1364210
Watch the match with ice cold beer and generally have a good time

>>1364210
There's only two ways he could possibly win:

1. He's not bluffing and he and his trainer really have come up with a technique that is both practical and unique. This takes his opponent completely off guard, giving him a chance to steal a victory.
2. He knocks him out within the first few seconds.

I'd put my money on Brock Lesnar making a comeback against his doctors' better judgement before I'd put a dime on CM Punk.

>>1366714
If you have the height and weight qualify for the glorified midget division, probably. Their current champion is a fucking white belt.

talking about summerslam predicitions, mostly about who will the triple threat between ramen, jasethy and cena.

wondering if cesaro is cashing in

celebrating the death of carter.

oh, and punk pussied out again because of another """""injury"""""

>>1367967

*who will win

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>left wrestling nearly 3 years ago now
>still working the marks like a true pro
Every single one of you will be watching August 20th. Thank you for your custom.

>>1370853
>implying everyone here wont be watching it illegally.
Phil isn't getting a dime of my money

>people are still pissy at CM Punk after all these years have passed by

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>>1370881