RAW GAMETHREAD #7

>>1362992
RIP TYSON

First for the G.O.A.T.

https://twitter.com/MMA_Nick/status/740002976157306880

Kimbo Slice has died of a heart attack at age 42

RIP

kys

>caring about a muslim draft dodger

I hope this is all ironic

>tfw Phil gets to fuck prime indian boipussy every night

>>1362992
RIP FLOYD MAYWEATHER

RIP KIMBO

>>1363003
Not confirmed, ghostrider

>>1363003
>whet?

>>1363010
>>>/pol/

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Post butts

>>1363007
you would think with how patriotic vince usually is he would let this muslim pc cuck shit fly

>>1363017
Nigger

>>1363007

WE WUZ BUTTA FLYS N SHEIITT

>>1362992
RIP Booker T

rip muhummad
1969-9/11

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>>1363003
F

>>1363022
XD

>celebrating one of the biggest racists

>>1363003
https://twitter.com/search?q=kimbo+slice&ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Esearch
Oh god this can't be happening! First musicians like Lemmy and Bowie. Now Ali and Slice! Who's next actors?

Who /gladanotherniggerisdead/ here?

His match against Inoki was the worst

>>1363023
Stanging leik bays n sheeeit

DAT NOOSE WTF

mayweather was p good against big show desu senpai

>celebrating a dead old muslim
when will americucks clean up their act

>use will never wrestle ali in the ring

>ali got a better tribute than chyna

OK ENOUGH OF DEAD BOXERS LETS HAVE SOME RASSLIN

>>1363037
It was a turnbuckle tie.

>yfw all the dream matches going on in the afterlife right now

>>1363040
I would hang him

>Video package ends with Ali chants
>The crowd doesn't catch on

>>1363003
F

SHEBD

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>>1363037

Looks like they wanna shut this Raw down early.

Can't blame em really

I wish they'd get to the brand split already. Let us know who's running what and do the draft

>>1363039
>>>>>pol

Are we back to 6 man tags again? jfc. wtf is wrong with this company?

THEY DON'T WANT NONE

>>1363003
>believing some rando spic on twitter

>>1363034
Cant wait to see /pol/ meltdown when Trump loses.

AJ ''IT'S 1 ON 3 SO YOU DON'T BURY ME'' STYLES

>>1363058
Not gonna happen.

>le 0 charisma shitters that get carried by based aj

>>1363003
>Fights another out of shape opponent because of heart attack
>Lellator
>Dies of heart attack

Life is a bitch
>

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SHIELD REUNION

ALI'S NOT UP THERE IN HEAVEN, MAGGLE

ALI'S DOWN THERE

IN HELL

If this is the main event, Roman hasn't closed a Raw in 6 weeks......Your wwe champion and face of the company. Not good enough to close the flagship show.

>>1363060

Lol

Was there seriously no Seth Roman on this show aside from a video package? I missed the first hour.
>the guy

AJ and Muh Clubz loses this match.

>>1363059
AJ obvioulsy hasn't heard of the Nexus or the Wyatts.

Was roman even on the show tonite?

Theyre really burying the champ lol

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>>1363059

>>1363070
Seth Roman are headed to Smackdown AJ/Cena are Raw.

>>1363059
>Cena will bury the entire group

Styles is right, Cena buries everyone he faces.

>>1363058

cant wait to Cuck you pham

>>1363066
>>1363070

This and this. wtf.

>>1363053
Steph is running SD.

Its all over before it began.

>>1363073

Literally just a pre-taped promo. And he was still awful

>>1363068
So cuck, you gonna move to Canada or neck yourself after November?

>>1363055
It actually makes sense here though

>You are now aware that soon we will have to go through watching this TWICE a week but with shittier diluted rosters

>>1363070
Yes, there was nothing. And the ratings will be down so Roman fans will have more ammo to shitpost with.

>>1363083

Hahaha

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>>1363083
Kek these Americans think they can just move into our country

>>1363066
>>1363070
He hasn't done shit since Extreme Rules. They're afraid to send their champ out to get booed into the ground. Embarrassing.

Who the fuck actually eats Cicis? It looks like absolute shit tier pizza

>>1363076
>implying theyre gonna move the main belt to the jv show

What would you rate this raw?

>>1363083
America will fall before the next president is inaugurated.

>>1363095
6/10

>>1363095
the most 5/10 to ever 5/10 in the history of 5/10

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>>1363095
CM PUNK/10

>>1363086
Nah, it'll be like the last time. Pick the better show and watch that. It's gonna be awesome with /asp/ and social media

WHO /SD!/ HERE?

>>1363095

2

>>1363095
MINUS. FIVE. STARS.

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>New Day

>>1363095
1/10

wait. aren't these clowns doing the NWO WolfPack hand signal? um. wat?

my favorite part of Raw was seeing Dana Brooke's feet

>>1363098
Sure thing faggot.

>>1363095
Directly after AJ/Cena, I'd say it was an 8/10. The rest of the shit afterwards has tanked it.

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>Becky vs Dana on Smackdown

>>>/sp/68184109
Kimbo Slice mourning thread.

They played their music all this time?
And here comes new gay
>>1363095
3/7

>>1363066
For the champion Roman really isn't featured much

>>1363098
that new purge trailer got you hyped up too, huh?

>>1363095
2/10

>>1363107

This shit kills me

Boo Gay

>>1363095

6, mainly for the Cena/Styles promo

>>1363098
This

Did I just see a New Day sign with the reddit logo on it. Smfh.

>>1363114
You know he isn't dead yet, right?

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>newshits

MY GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND LOVES THE NEW DAY

>New Gay

Cringe Day

>autographs for my wife's son

they are absolute shit as faces

>>1363107
"soft" cucking is actually a lot of fun

>>1363090
Whats Cuckanada like with Justin " Dude Weed" Trudeau in charge?

>>1363127

my girlfriend calls BIG E BIG D she is so cute

These two groups are so mismatched it's actually kind of funny.

>Neo nazis + manlet vs blacks

This should be good

>>1363134
haha

>>1363116
You don't want to overexpose the face of the company. It keeps the audience wanting more.

>>1363003
>https://twitter.com/MMA_Nick/status/740002976157306880
F

>>1363133
Hell

>inb4 cena comes out

>>1363125
Even Ranallo confirms it.
https://twitter.com/mauroranallo/status/740012231610359809

>Kofi burying the entirety of the Bullet Club

>>1363140
Theyre hiding him because hes so bad

Man, Woods has come alive recently.

>>1363140
I wish I had the "boo-urns" pic with Vince and Roman for this.

Xaiver's dead

Press F

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>>1363116
>you know its hard to edit the boo's out

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>>1362674

nice
/)'(\

1 less muhammed in the world

XAVIER LOOKING STRONK

Xavier is going full Kenny Omega lately.

>>1363003
Kek steroided fucker dies

>>1363140
Roman is almost never actually on TV. It's like they are trying to hide the fact that people boo the fuck out of him live.

>>1363153

Nvm

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Is the club getting a shot at the tag titles?

>>1363137
>Neo nazis + manlet vs blacks + manlet

Ftfy

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White power mother fucker!

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>It's a RAW with an improper main event that turns into a DQ shitfest

Why can't there be a fucking proper Main Event anymore

Fuck you WWE

WE'RE HERE

WE'RE HIGH

GET USED TO IT

>>1363144
Wow, a WWE announcer that isn't even on air confirms it. Must be legit.

>>1363161
>gets hit once
BURRIED!

>>1363155
it's amazing

desu i always thought xavier was shit in ring but that wasnt bad

>>1363171
Tbqh I often forget Xavier is actually a wrestler

Shit's weird

>>1363146
Yup jasethy is terrible and kills every segment he's on

Lol.. kofi, who was supposedly shit on the mic from what i heard, just decimated the entire bullet club by himself.

>>1363162
They have a match at MITB. With New Day, Enzo&Cass and Vaudewhatever.

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>>1363171
fag

>>1363155
Imagine if they sign Kenny and they let him do the same shit as Xavier.

Kenny is WWE Champion material. Great on mic and awesome on Ring. Has a lot of charisma

>>1363168
Ranallo hosts a MMA show on AXS TV. He's pretty credible to me.

>>1363176
who the fuck said that

his mic bantz have been good ever since new day turned heel

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When are they going to release this botch expert?

>>1363166
Last week?

Inb4 teddy long
Inb4 cena

wait, so, John Cena's not going to be their sub partner now?

Cena inc.

>Ali dies
>negros at a disadvantage
Cena is obviously gonna make the save baka

>>1363184
dat five head

OK now kimbo is dead
Press f to pay your respect

Cena comes in

DQ

Shitfest brawl

RAW over

>>1363181
You fucks said the same shit about AJ and Sami Zayne.

>>1363184
Who did she piss off?

She has been absent from tv since Wrestlemania it seems, yet she is still on main event

>Mr Anderson.

>Main event officially starts at 10:58 pm

>cena comes in
>curbstomps the 2 niggers then too sweets aj

>>1363197
A ref kneed her in the fivehead and gave her a concussion.

>>1363197
She had a concussion, Vince doesn't trust hence no push.

>>1363176
He has improved so much on the mic since new day formed desu. I think Kofi and Big E could each actually be competent midcard champions now, bc before they sucked on the mic

>>1363198
KENNNNNEDY

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>>1363184
Ho lee shit

>starts rubbing crotch
>dick gets diamond hard
>spit on my hand and start fap fap fapping away
AHHHHHHHH thank u anon

>>1363196
>AJ
And he is. Much more than Roman.

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>>1363191
>tfw no grumpy cat

>>1363197
Where have all the divas been?

Anyone whos not charlotte, becky, the fat bitch or that new fat bitch have been MIA for a while

>>1363207
>tfw no Sandow

What's the point of the Woods injury if Cena wasn't going to be the sub partner?

>>1363208
I think the divas could honestly benefit from a tag team division

they have a bunch of them in NXT too

wtf happened kofi used to be ripped. he got the nigga aids?

>>1363206
No they're all shit on the mic.

Anderson hitting Styles to break the pin

YES

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a cute

>>1363204
>>1363198

Would mark hard

Based cena coming soon

>>1363209
Any news of his whereabouts?

>>1363213
He ran afoul of The GayCommunity

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>HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS THE CLUB

holy shit that sounds terrible

>New Day help Cena
>John takes his sweet fucking time to help new day

>the club confirmed for harmless goons

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>It's a BMJ overcomes the odds episode

>>1363184
>that lovely little butt

BASED STYLES
A
S
E
D

A
J

>>1363224

I cringed

>cena waits until they lose an uneven tag match to help

wtf that aj bump

is he ok

>tfw Cena was your childhood 10 years ago

Cenas music didnt even hit when he came out

Worst raw in recent memory

>queenpin

>>1363236
Yes it did are you deaf?

Lmfao what a shit RAW

>that's it

roman and seth didn't even appear on the show

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>>1363231
>the KKKlub

>>1363236
You can't remember last week?

SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED SWERVED

>it's a lets bury all the new guys episode
4/10 RAW

Rate this Raw lads?

R8 this raw folks.

8/10. at least compared to the shit that weve been getting. In reality its probably like a 6.

Kofi flying in was so random and AJ didnt look like he was prepared for it lol

>>1363235

18+

>>1363242
This one was way worse

>>1363236
um

Hot garbage RAW. A few good moments in a big fat three hour turd of a show.

>>1363237
my stream ended, what is that show called?

Rollins hiding so he doesn't get cheered

Reigns hiding so he doesn't get booed

>>1363243
>2016
>actually being subbed to the wwenetwork

WWE WHC? Who cares.

Why does this always seem to happen? Big company face gets mobbed, he has friends come out immediately. Goes into matches with them talking all buddy buddy. Then when their """friends""" are in trouble, the face guy comes in way late if at all. Saw way to much of this with Reigns and Ambrose too.

>>1363256

they might as well not even show up to MiTB because they've been overshadowed by BMJ and AJ

RANDY ORTON ON SWERVED

HES GONNA SHIT IN SOMEONES BAG

>>1363260
Because the face cant interfere with the match, thats a heel move

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/739921895617789952

Sami Zayn wishes you a happy ramadan

new gay fans are all kids and cucks I knew it

>>1363264
>orton buried so far he only appears on lilwwenetwork original shows

Missed raw
Recap?

>>1363276
You didnt miss a damn thing

>>1363276
Cena and AJ had a god tier segment. Teddy Long returned

>>1363248
That's because AJ is fucking great

>>1363276
Mike Tyson died.

>>1363276
AJ and Cena completely kills kayfabe.
Steph emasculate returning Teddy Long a record 3 times.
Seth video package paints him as a babyface while Ramen is boring.

the rest didnt mattered.

>>1363276
reigns/rollins paints reigns are a champ everyone's excited for

>>1363267
Logical enough answer for me. Thanks.

charlotte looks hot here damn

paige looks hot here too

but sasha doesnt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1363276
All MITB people are standing in the ring, on ladders. They cut promos and brawl. Teddy Long comes out and says he should be GM. Steph comes and chases him out. Then makes matches. The first one Jericho vs Cesaro. Good match.
Next is Rusev defending against Swagger. Long video package for Rollins, recaping as far back as the shield. Same for Roman but later in the show.
AJ & Cena have a very meta promo battle (guys like you bury guys like me). Del Rio vs Samy and Ambrose vs Ko. Enzo gets "injured" in a match agains the vaud... and Big Cass goes apeshit on them (Gotch and English win by DQ though). In the Back Teddy Long talks with Steph and gives her the idea for a 4-way tag team match at MITB (new day vs club vs E&C vs Vaud...). Steph runs him out and takes all the credit for it. The main event is The Club and AJ vs The New Day. A lot of stuff actually hapenned in this match.
And charlie and dana beat down becky aand natty. There also was a golden truth and breezedango segment that was used by steph to bury teddy long some more. Steph also announced as future GM of smackdown.

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>>1363205
Get off that basement and get a life