RAW GAMETHREAD #4

http://www.strawpoll.me/10418196/r

>>1361954
Please have sex.

>>1361946
Roman wishes he was Cena, but Roman cant hold Cena's jockstrap

SHOVEL KNIGHT edition

BMJ VS AJ WILL MAKE SMACKDOWN BETTER THAN RAW

A moment of silence for Kayfabe please....

>>1361946
That segment with aj and cena was god tier until the new gay Came in and ruined the entire segment.

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any have YT video of that promo
i dont wanna wait 3 hours for shitty Pacific time for my based john cena

>Cena and AJ just buried the WWE WHC Title and scene

kek

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I FUCKING HATE THE NEW DAY

FUCK YOU YOU'RE SO FUCKING STALE NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE GO THE FUCK AWAY

YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR FUCKING GAY STRIPPER COLORED RING GEAR AND YOUR FUCKING RAINBOW DILDOES ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD

STOP RUINING EVERYTHING THAT'S ENJOYABLE FUCK YOU

Jesus Christ, stop showing the Enzo injury

Oh fuck not this again, shit I actually thought he was dead

>Just for Men hair
>gives you this moment
>Enzo KO'ing himself at Payback

Do they always have to show that segment of Enzo hurting himself?

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Post yfw John Cena saved Raw

>>1361976
Ya know, for a second, I thought he was going to reference TNA too.

SAWFT

C O U P L E

H A Y T A S

? ? ?

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>>1361969
What's scary is that even BMJ most mediocre promo would run in circles on whatever variation of THE GUY script Roman would say

I usually hate best of 3 feuds.
BUT DAMN
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SUMMERSLAM ENDER
Cena over at mitb
AJ vs Cena for the new top title on SD with AJ going over
Rematch at SS for the belt.
It will print money

Are they going to go through all the dumb memes now.

Who did you honestly expect to help John.

I'll be honest, for a second, I thought
>I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

MY NAME IS SAME PROMO EVERY NIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

>>1361979
This. Who actually gives a fuck about Roman/Seth anymore?

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>>1361986
tfw

TIME FOR THE KEKSHED VAUDEVILLIANS

I'm a certified cuck and you can't teach that

>>1361976
This. New Gay is fucking terrible and they should immediately get the fuck out of this god tier AJ BMJ feud before they ruin it even further.

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>>1361982
>>1361983
>>1361985

Stay triggered fags.

What if Enzo gets hurt again?

If dubs Enzo dies in this match

Good god that hair

>Vaudevillains
>jobber entranced
well, they had a good run, but they're toast now. At this point, Aiden English better hope that Vince finds out that he is Eddie Guerrero's son-in-law. Maybe he can get a mid-card singles run out of it.

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>>1361978
>Most of it is gold

The same promo?

these guys got stale fast.

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>>1362008
>>1362009
DELETE THIS

>>1361973
Kek

Using Enzo getting his head torn off to promote Just For Men, HAHAH.

Why are they just NOW continuing the feud for Enzo & Cass vs Boredvillains?

>Dudley's forgotten.

BASED ENZO

>>1361998
the rock

>>1362008
MAKE IT HIS GIMMICK VINCE

Is big cass a literal retard?

Every word is such a struggle for him.

>>1362000
No one ever did.

Why are Enzo and Cass just now getting around to confronting the team that took them out? I don't get how you don't do this immediately.

Its like that WM where Undertaker fought Bray, even though Lesnar was there. And then months later went after Lesnar to avenge the loss. Do these guys just forget in kayfabe?

What if it can be taught?

>>1362001
Becky Lynch is damn near perfect

Without Carmela E&C are lame

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>guys like you bury guys like me

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If this is similar to Punk vs Cena will that mean that AJ will win this feud as well since Punk won that feud? Also didn't Bryan won this as well?

>>1362023
this is the sense i get from him too

why are these guys rhyming like the rock

>>1362008
>>1362009
Kek willing.

TOP BANTZ

>>1362023
That's his gimmick.

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Vickie fucking WHEN??

Shit promo

Cass is so awkward on the mic

>>1362034
AJ will win dirty after the lego autist debuts
screencap ths

I love Enzo's emoji ring gear, the subtle things are the greatest

>we're gonna be the tag team champs
>they say to a random tag team that is not the champions or even #1 contenders

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What the fuck is this guy? Is he suppose to be a wigger? Thuganomics 2.0? Sorry I don't follow this shit anymore. This is my first time tuning in in like months

>Match starts
>Gotch throws Enzo into the ropes a second time

>my jaw is so strong I can blow for an hour

what did he mean by this

>>1362034
Bryan won because cena was going on vacation to get his elbow drained

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vuadvillians are screwed

>>1362041

Noice

LOOKING STRONG

Well adjusted adult here. How in the fuck is Teddy Long and Bullet Club trending worldwide? Haven't watched wrestling in 15 years but I remember him from way back then. Why is his return a top Twitter topic?

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>>1362034
Cena always loses at Summerslam

In all honesty Enzo is fucking sloppy on the ring

He's gonna get himself droz'd one day

>>1362049
Fucking botch already

>>1362048
Manlet and lanklet connection

>>1362048
An obnoxious Jersey Shore club-banger

>People actually think the New Day are more over than EnC
Is that the opinion of smarks, or anti-smarks? Either way, whoever thinks so is a retard.

>>1362048
He's supposed to be from New jersey

>>1362050
He said he can blow an now and later

It's a really hard candy

>>1362048
think back to jersey shore days

So did they set a Muhammad Ali quota for the night? He's been namedropped maybe fifteen times so far.

>>1361977
http://watchwrestling.uno/watch-wwe-raw-6616/

they are legit working that botch into the storyline

>>1362048
he's supposed to be a loud mouth from new jersey

OH GOD

OH FUCK

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AGAIN

>>1362041
Vickie is fucking hot

>giving Big Cass some character now
about time

Epic heat.

This crowd is so shit

What the fuck? Wow

it's work you fucking idiots

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Hahaha no way

top pest of keks

VINCE IS

ROCK

HARD

RIGHT NOW

MAKE CASS LOOK SO STRONG

Oh damn!

>VAUDEVILLAINS CANT EVEN GET HEAT BY LEGIT CONCUSSING SOMEONE

LOL

>>1362063
They are.

Thats why they still sell the most merc.

Cass is the new Festus!

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>East River Crossing
Where has that been for the past month?

>>1362067
They ALWAYS do this when a famous person dies who's somewhat relevant to wrestling.

THIS
CROWD
IS
DEAD

Vince must love Big Cass huh?

Fuck it man make it a 6 man tag match that would be so much better

When does Cass go crazy and Kane confronts him backstage and presents him with a mask to channel his anger?

Is Sami zayn actually a Muslim?

Shouldn't he be fasting?

BASED TOM

Cass in murder mode, I like it.

BIG CASS SOLO RUN WHEN?
DROP THIS MANLET FAGGOT.

>tfw you will never have a bromance like Enzo and Cas

>BIG CASS'S BOOBS

wow hot

>underdog
>underdog
>underdog

>Sami Gayn

>calls people SAWFT
>has bitch tits and a pudgy midsection

Vince is going to drop dead and be reborn as an actual mastodon if Cass ever decides to hit the gym.

fuck off ginger muslim, come back AJ & Cena

Isn't Tom supposed to be in Florida right now?

Sami Zayn is literally shit

>>1362094
t. no one

Will Cena bury Roman on the mic in their eventual feud?

MY DICK IS DIAMONDS THINKING ABOUT IT

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>Vince face's when Big Cass

You know he loves that shit

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>>1362062
>>1362065
>>1362066
>>1362070

Really? Fucking Jersey Shore? They aren't even relevant anymore. Now I know why I stopped watching this shit. They couldn't come up with a better gimmick for him than something that's 5 years outdated

>>1362096
who says he isn't fasting

Worse the lesser of two evils in this match?

>Christian Spaniard
>Muslim Canadian

>>1362057
tell that to the nexus

>>1362096
He wears that jew hat

Sources say Vince brings a monitor with him into the washroom during Big Cass matches and comes out when its finished with a huge cum stain around his crotch area.

>are you the underdog
>YEAH IM THE UNDERDOG FROM THE UNDERGROUND

YOUNG BOY TOM

ADR still wearing LoN gear

based del rio wearing league of nations shirt

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>>1362041

I know I'm ready.

What does Paige see in Alberto deal rio?

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>>1362115
>They couldn't come up with a better gimmick for him than something that's 5 years outdated

Giving guys gimmicks 5 years past their prime is literally Vince's gimmick

>>1362115
hey it works, they really turn up the stereotype to 11

>>1362127

B I G

>>1362127
A father figure

>implying she doesn't have daddy issues

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>>1362117
Probably NEET /pol/ack

>>1362127
BIG

>>1362115
Well, they actually are from that area, so...

Sami "No pop" Zayn couldn't even get a reaction in his homeland kek

>>1362127
More like what does he see in that slag?

Del Rio is based

>>1362126

pls stahp

>>1362127
He fucks her perro style

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>>1362127
>El patron

>>1362127
HOUSE REAL BIG

>>1362117
>Christianity
>evil
Deus vult.

>>1362126
I wonder if she shaves that cougar cooter.

>>1362115
No, not as in the reality show Jersey Shore. His gimmick is based around the general stereotype built upon people who reside in New Jersey.

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>>1362115
I thought they were from Brooklyn?
>tfw Ryder, Enzo, Cass, Carmella, and the Dudleyz won't from a wrestling mafia

Please do a 3 match program where Zayn cant win. Last one gets so beat up he has to be gone for a few months. His amigo Generico arrives to avenge his friend.

If only. ....

>inb4 Carmella gets called up and is now Cass's sister

>>1362127

BIG
I
G

>>1362150
>MIDCARD EVENT MAFIA

>>1362150
Cass is from Queens, New York,

Enzo is from Jersey

They're just meant to be North Eastern loud mouths

>>1362137
his big brown cock

>>1362150
enzo is from north jersey

WERE HIGH
WERE HERE
GET USED TO IT

>>1362115
.. they actually are from new jersey so it works

>>1362152
>incest storyline
>East River Boning
im down

>>1362150

holy fuck that would be sweet

>mafia vs wyatt family

>>1362150
Cass is from Queens, enzo from like Walden or Hoboken in Jersey

>>1362132
>Blonde on top and black hair on bottom
Never knew I wanted this.

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>Sami is about to reach for the brief case when El Generico runs out and knocks the ladder over >yfw

>>1362149
A stereotype thanks to the Jersy Shore

>>1362151

now this i could get into

>>1362158

can i get an AMEN

OH SHIT, HOGAN ON WWE TELEVISION!

Who the fuck is Mohammed Ali?

>>1362150
>tfw you saw Cass a few times at various Catholic High School events over a decade ago

TEDDY
E
D
D
Y

IS BACK

>>1362162
Hackensack

Oh shit! They showed the Hulkster!

hogan spotted

HOGAN ON TV

Based Teddy kekekek

BASED TEDDY LONG

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>>1362150
CARMELLA YOU CAN'T TEACH THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Is teddy long a turtle?

Let teddy dance damn

>Teddy
Time for a tag match playa!

>my Shane's not here
They did it bros!

PLAYA
L
A
Y
A

TEDDY IS BACK BABY!

>>1362175
After bodyslamming Gawker, no shit hulk would return

BASED HULL COGAN

TAG TEAM PLAYA

NEW SMACKDOWN SIX COMING

LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT TAG TEAMS STEPH !

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ONE ON ONE WIT DA UNDATAKA

TAG MATCH

PLAYA
L
A
Y
A

god i hate teddy long

HOLA HOLA PLAYA

>hogan
Vince is reaching for that sweet gawker cash, isn't he?

BASED TEDDY

Also, Anonymous Raw GM is probably making an appearance.

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>>1362140
>>1362148

Just imagine her wrapping those thunder thighs around your face.

TEDDY LONG IS A FUCKING LEGEND

Fucking YEAS BASED TEDDY FUCKING DO IT TEDDY

>Teddy comes backs
>Advises tag team match
Playa!

Fatal four way match u feeling that playa

>>1362195

>racism

do you have ANY idea what year it is?

BASED TEDDY KICKING SECURITY ASSES

>steph the prostitute

>>1362199
THICC

>>1362199
please come back thicki

>>1362165
New Jersey folk have been that way since the 80's.

Steph is a real cunt, it's not an act.

HOLLA

HOLLA

HOLLA

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>>1362164
>it's actually a bray wyatt "mind trick"

Requesting gif of Steph biting her lip

This match sounds pretty good.

What is with that picture?

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TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAS

>teddy getting cucked

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>>1362199

>>1362205
Please be bait

>Teddy bribed security
>With dollar bills

Fuck, ADR's music is so based

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FUCKING WHORE!!! WHITE WOMAN STEALS FROM THE BLACK MAN

DON'T FUCK WITH THE PLAYA STEPH

>JBL selling that as Stephanie's idea even though he JUST saw that it wasn't

I can't help but love him.

Based Stephanie

>Sami Gayn
>>1362212
This. I can't stand that twunt.

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We must return to the Genesis of our creation.

LatiNo heat

JUST for men

>SAMI BORING WITH THE JOBBER ENTRANCE

HAHAHAHA

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I'M GETTING WORKED BY FUCKING STEPHANIE

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>tfw no based Ricardo to introduce Alberto

>>1362212
This

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Teddy needs the shades and skullet back

>>1362222
Czech'd

Vaudevillians will likely eat the pin.

>>1362224
If only it wasn't being wasted on ADR

>The no pop match

>Sami Zayn getting the jobber entrance
I can't believe today's been a good day

>wings
>beer
>sports

are there real people who are actually like that?

>0 heat for this match
Haha

>>1362232
BROTHER NERO

What the FUCK is going on with Del Rio's package??

>latin no heat vs inzaynley boring muslim

>>1362224
ADR need Ricardo Rodriguez again. His entrance was pretty based with him on it

>>1362161
Then we find out that The Brooklyn Brawler is The Don.

botch

why is the crowd so damn dead? What happened? Did all the hype leave the arena after Cena left?

>>1362242
Only reason they're in the match, considering they're utter jobbers who can't draw heat even after making fun of a hospitalized Enzo.

>>1362227
His dedication to his gimmick is the best.

>>1362248
Yeah they're called Americans

Wow, way to take that Moonsault Del Rio

>>1362205
implying i was using racism, when i just think he is just all round shit..... idiot

>>1362232

>the creation of our creation


Based Geoff harvey

>>1362251
Paige broke it

>>1362251
You mean his massive schlong?

You're some years late, we know of Del Rio's dick

>Teddy Long
>Cena and AJ feud
>Hogan

Is this RAW completely memes?

>>1362251
paige gave him a bj before the match and didn't finish

BOTCHAMANIA

I'm going to hate fucking battleborn after tonight

Del Rio sporting half a chub. Think Paige bkew him before the match?

>>1362256
Kevin is muting the audience in advance when Roman shows up.

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>have a talking segment that runs 20 minutes plus, no commercial
>start a wrestling match, go to commercial right away

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>>1362256
Stephanie killed it at the beginning of the show.

>>1362259

i like all three and im not american

damn he barely caught that rio moonsault

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>del rio vs zayn
>Trump as the guest referee

NEXT
>>1362272

>>1362272
>>1362272

>>1362272
NEXT

I'm hyped for this upcoming Purge. The last one was basically a Punisher movie.

>a new purge

cool i didnt know there was one

>>1362265
Goldberg's coming back tonight and they'll have a trailer for UFC 200 to close the night.

>>1362268
Why?

>>1362264
His dick is the reason he is a multi-time world champion

>>1362232
>>1362250

Can somebody explain this angle/storyline whatever the fuck


>implying I watch tna

>>1362265

so many memes good raw/10 so far

>>1362268

I hate sky but i dont pay for it so its something i put up with

>>1362278
We're not even at 300 posts yet!

>>1362281
It's like The Purge, but... again

>>1362286
I TOLL JOOOO I TOLL JOOOOOO

>>1362211
But it became famous culturally cause of that show. To say it didn't is a lie.

>>1362284
Sky Sports WWE meme

>>1362281
Isn't this like the third one?

>>1362295
>implying some sperg didnt just get banned and all his post deleted

holy crap how can anyone watch this woo stream it is laggy bullshit. what the fuck. 1000 people watch this laggy shit every wekk? hahah wow

>>1362280
Yeah I saw it the other day. It was fucking dumb.

>>1362286
Matt became a Disney villain

>>1362308
yeah but this seems like a direct sequel to the second one, i saw the main character in the commercial. I liked the second one, hated the first one.

>>1362313
You fucking neets cant even afford basic cable?

>>1362286
They let two drug addicts book their own angle

>>1362307

dubya dubya E too kay 16 sponsors dubya dubya E only on skehhhh

>>1362325
>giving this shit ratings

>>1362325
i cant even afford breakfast

Del Rio and Zayn are some of the most boring wrestlers on the roster

Based Mexican stomping the shit out of a mudslime. This is like Canelo/Khan all over again.

That tree of woe spot is so fucking stupid

>>1362342
>not knowing how ratings work

why does he do this instead of an armbar now?

So Kevin Owens' gimmick is the fat guy who talks all kinds of shit backstage and criticizes everyone and then loses every match he's in?

>>1362345
>>1362342
Pathetic

>>1362352
Does anyone know someone who has a Neilsen box?

>>1362360
the stomp and kicks are more exciting and he's always struggled to get heat and general crowd reactions

>>1362366
yes, and some people like him because they are also fat

>>1362272
>>1362272
Next

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>>1362366
Yep, he's just a fat bully.

>>1362387
you fat neckbeard virgin

>>1362306

>He thinks the loudmouth obnoxious Jersey/NYC stereotype didn't exist in the media at large before the Jersey Shore
>What is My Cousin Vinny
>What is Howard Stern
>What is every joke in Futurama NOT about technology
>What is the Sopranos

Shield reunion when

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>be me watching extreme rules
>get bored start to jerk off
>few minutes later ramen match starts
>turn down volume
>start going in hard
>bout to cum turn around to get my cum rag
>"OH MY GOD IT'S SETH ROLLINS"
>get so excited I blow load all over carpet and dog by accident
>mfw I came to Seth Rollins returning

>>1362576
>>>/r/SquaredCircle