How is he boring? Serious question

>>1357893
But muh technical wrestling

>>1357893
Fun moves, but boring non-gimmick.
At least as generico he had something different going for him.
Now he's literally a vanilla midget.

Yeah, he's boring. I don't see what's so great about him.

>>1357901
"He's just having fun maggle" = the gimmick
Even pure babyfaces need to seem somewhat threatening

>>1357893

>boring

he's a solid fighter and he's got a strong fight record. i don't see anything boring about watching a good fighter fight.

the kids that complain like >>1357896
>>1357901
>>1357910
>>1357914

all want a gimmick. they want another mcgreggass or something. I like fights, and fighting. I don't give a shit about their personalities or lives. hell I'd be okay if they dropped the names entirely and called them all numbers.

>>1357893
he's a shitter vanilla midget who is no different than any other indy wrestlers

What's his gimmick? And he's boring as shit in the ring. Dean malenko is 10x better than this 0 charisma shitter

>>1357944

>vanilla
>0 charisma

see what I mean? watching combative sports and worrying about fucking charisma?

>>>/mlp/

>>1357939
>I don't give a shit about their personalities or lives

He says as posts about WWE

>>1357901
>>1357944
>>1357949
this.

there's nothing special about him.

>>1357939
Calls a match a fight

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Is he based now?

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>>1357939
Jesus christ.

He has a gimmick, it's just a very generic one. But that's fine, because he basically typifies it as a person, and the best characters are that given performer, as a Human being, turned up to 11.
/asp/ is just too dumb to understand this. It doesn't really matter what they think, though.

>>1357893
>arm drag
>clothesline
>dive outside the ring

Overrated as fuck technically but somehow is always in really good matches.

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>>1358020
Yes

This is a based Big Money Matt thread now

>>1358020
>now
He has been based since Mattitude

>>1358115
>Overrated as fuck technically but somehow is always in really good matches.

>so unwilling to admit that a guy might be good that you have to label him over-rated and call it a mystery as to why he's always in good matches

He's in good matches because he's good. Yes, you can call sequence spot-for-spot. You can do that with everyone in the WWE.

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>>1357893
>Flippy indie bullshit
>ginger
>muslim
>does not look like an athlete
>wears a bus driver hat to the ring
>his hair and beard make him look like a hipster librarian
>i can't remember him winning a match in wwe
>no promo time
>because no charisma

>>1357893
White meat vanilla midget babyface

>>1358360
>implying ginger isn't beautiful
have sex

>>1357901
Exactly what is his wwe gimmick?
Canadian Muslim?.....
The guy has no gimmick.

>>1358386
T H E U N D E R D O G
FROM
THE
U N D E R G R O U N D

MAGGLE

>>1357963

Charisma matters when your writers rely on scripted promos instead of telling the story by actually having characters wrestle.

Manlet shitter

god-tier talk is jericho episode

>>1357893
He is a ginger and a muzzie. He is a shit

allah ackbar

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>>1357893
ID SAY HE WRESTLES GOOD

hope this terrorist loving scum breaks his neck int he ring doing his flips. fucking subhuman

>>1357939
Watch UFC then you dumb cunt.

>>1357893
On the mic yes. He's not a really good on it, but in ring he is. Just see Zayn vs Nakamura so see he is exciting in the ring. People in the board just meme way too hard on his promo blandness, and his Syrian heritage.

>>1357939
IT'S FAKE YOU FUCKING RETARD IT'S NOT A REAL FIGHT GO WATCH THE OLYMPICS YOU FUCKING MONGREL

>>1357963
IT'S NOT A COMBATIVE SPORT YOU FUCKING JACKASS IT'S SCRIPTED FAKE GARBAGE MADE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ENTERTAINMENT

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>>1357893
>midget

He's 6'1" you sizequeen idiots.

He triggers me hard.

He looks EXACTLY like this white to Muslim convert I used to know who was a turbo libcuck and also played in a Ska band.

>>1358360
I could watch that gif for days

>>1358667
>>1358670
why do you heff to be mad?

>there are people who actually think Zayn has no charisma

I can't even begin to imagine what it takes to be THIS wrong.

>>1358859
Have you watched their NXT matches? They're fucking dope.

>>1358878
/wwe/ shitters get really fucking angry whenever somebody points out talented wrestling.

I guess 'cause they're not used to it when they're watching "THE Guy" set another record low rating.

>>1358360
So much this!