Best Mic Workers

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>>1357236
>6. Kevin Owens

>>1357236
>9. Shane/Steph

This list is laughable on many levels, but Shane has been shit since returning.
All he does is cheap pop and fudge his lines.

Where the fuck is Bray Wyatt?

>>1357236
I agree with some of this list but Big Cass has no business being up there

900000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Bret "Shitman" Fart

>>1357250
Busy being a jobber.

>Rollins
>Jericho
>Cass
>Owens
>Shane

Shit tier list desu senpai

1. Heyman
2. Enzo
3. Big Match John
4. Vince
5. Ric Flair
6. Seth Rollins
7. Fat ass Kevin Owens
8. Ambrose
9. Xavier Woods
10. Big Cass

>>1357303
Nope.

>>1357236
>No Cena
>Stephanie that low when she's been scads better than Shane and half the guys on this list.
>Big Cass on there at all when he barely ever speaks.
>Flair on at all
>

>>1357334
Steph is not good on the mic.

>>Flair on at all

Oh. I see.

>>1357363
>Stephanie isn't good on the mic.
She's way better on the mic than half the roster, she's a whole hell of a lot better than Shane and she does a decent bad boss.

>Decrepit Flair is still good.

Just because somebody was good on the mic 4 decades ago doesn't mean they're still good now when they should be on greener pastures.

>Enzo "The same promo for the 1000th time" Amore

>>1357375
Stephanie has gotten so much promo time over the years and how much of it has been memorable?

...yeah, thought so.

>when they should be on greener pastures.

That's not what that expression means.

>>1357236
Bray is hands down the best speaker among the wrestlers

>>1357382
If that applies then it also applies to Flair. Sure he's had some memorable ones in the past, but what has he done recently to deserve still being on that list?

>>1357379
Slop jalops!

>>1357236
I don't disagree with that list per se even though I personally would swap some of them around, but I feel you're giving way too much credit to Shane. I think he stumbles too much on the mic.

Also
>no Austin
>no Rock

>>1357453
Telling Nattie to kill herself. ;D

StageDad Flair was super-fun in general.

>>1357462
>Very obviously about people in the industry today.
>Stone Cold
>The Rock.

>>1357453
KILL YOURSELF YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND

>>1357472
>Very obviously about people in the industry today
>Ric Flair is somehow on the list
Pick one

>>1357479
He was a manager as of like 2 weeks ago bud.

>>1357479
Ric Flair was on Raw just this week, I don't know what point you're trying to make.

Where were Stone Cold and the Rock?

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>>1357479
>>1357490

what about the miz?

>>1357493
>>1357490
And geriatric Ric is terrible on the mic.
If you were talking about Ric fifteen, even ten, years ago I would have agreed, but the man is a shell of his former self.

So, given your smarky markedness, pick one - either this is about people in the industry and Ric has no business being on the list, or this list is about great mic workers period.

>>1357379
>hating the realest guy in the room

HOW YOU DOIN?

>>1357496
I think you forgot to put the actual content in your post.

>>1357504
He's not even the best promo in his marriage.

>>1357504
fucking tryhard

>>1357506
>Was wrong.
>W-Well he doesn't belong on the list anyways.
Damn, you moved those goalposts across the galaxy.

>>1357375
>>1357382
Steph's fucking amazing on the mic, the only problem is that she says the same shit and hogs too much air-time to the point where it becomes obnoxious as fuck, even to the common mark.
Also, nobody is ever allowed payoff against her. Which adds to her character being a nuisance more-so than anything.
When she gives a shit she kills it as a Heel, though.

OP here. I can't believe I forgot Bray.

Cena is the best talker atm

>Ctrl+F "Cena"
>2 results

lmao

>>1357571
>>1357576
he's a good talker but the content has to be pretty bad considering his position. mostly crowd pandering and rock-lite put downs.

>>1357585
He still makes it work though. He was GOAT with freedom and even with the WWE micromanaging what he says he can still make it work and turn a crowd.

>>1357642
This. It was sad when the Rock returned and how shitty all his promos were in the PG era. Cena would have been the GOAT in the Attitude era.

>>1357244
WHAT'S UP [city we're in]?

>>1357649
HOW DO WE DO THINGS IN THE
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>>1357643
how long do you think it would have took till he would of "accidentally" said nigga in that era?

>>1357658
IT'S A NEW ERA, YES IT IS!

>>1357661
To be fair Vince actually called Cena a nigga one time with Booker T in the background

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>not including Cornette in your list
https://youtu.be/H8TSCiiG3YQ

>>1357303
>>1357236
Am I the only one who falls asleep when Ric gets handed a mic?

Big Cass' promo where he called the Dudleys Urkel and Fred Flinstone was enjoyable desu

>>1357516
I'm not the cuckmark that said this is about current roster members. You fags are the ones that implied that, and then cried mark tears for old man Ric.

>BTFO
>T
>F
>O
>How will the cucks ever recover?

>>1357236
>>1357303

1. Heyman
2. Cena
3. Ambrose
4. Bray
5. Enzo
6. Steph
7. Owens
8. Miz
9. Woods
10. Rollins

>>1357825
Thats because they dont let Flair be Flair... I mean hes problably the GOAT in going full bananas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVU0MW-IGrM

>>1357236
Charlotte really does need more recognition as the worst talker ever.

>that fucking promo on the post mania raw
fucking just flipflopping between face and heel holy shit

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>>1357303
>Ambrose

>>1358037
>everybody else is stupid NOT ME

>>1358735
I always interpreted that promo as her insincerely pretending to be a face.

Too subtle for the average WWE viewer it seems.

>>1357382
And what else do you remember from Heyman, other than
>muh cliant Bork Luznar dafeted da Undatakas streaaaak at Wrasslemaynia
Which was engraved into tge viewer's head throughout weeks of repetition.

>>1359244
18+

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9G3Onwjjg

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>>1359248
>I'm gonna post some random work that a fraction of the people that watch WWE's YT videos watched, and that people watched on TV a decade ago and already forgot it
>literally smark city

Get over it, cunt, everybody remembers "son of a gun", nobody remembers "wah, you ruined me and my company, wah, you son of a bitch".

>>1359252
>Being this mad

It's OK anon I'm sure you can find some friends who also began watching in 2012

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>>1359253
>post some whiny promo from over a decade ago
>be proven that it didn't pads the test of time
>hurr hurr hurr, you mark, you didn't even watch before 2012

Who gives a fuck? That promo has been long forgotten by 99% of the audience it ever had, and you're flinging shit.
Did Heyman have skills? Yes.
Did he display skill? Fuck yes.
Is this promo memorable beyond "wah wah, McMahon is bad, wah"? No.

>>1359252
what a mark

heyman, kevin nash and cm punk without a script, jericho, mick foley, the rock, stone cold, scott steiner, vince, ric flair, shane douglas

If we're going to stipulate all-time best mic workers, I have to hand it to Dusty Rhodes - the guy was absolute gold.

>>1359895
>le trashman meem

Please go away and don't come back until you're old enough to purchase alcohol.

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>>1357667
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE NEW ERA TOO?

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>>1363615
>trying so hard at making a valid post with valid arguments seem invalid that you're taking a jab at the Penn Jillette meme and nothing else
>with an additional "hurr, underage" comment

FUCKING. DISCARDED.

>>1364171
Oh god, just go away. This is sad.

>>1364173
>still being on /asp/ergers
Now that's sad, if you want to take shots.

>>1364175
Better than being you sillybuns.

>>1364177
>no u
I'm quite content with myself.

You children should know Ernie Ladd.

https://youtu.be/hlx7ejs6-Rw

>>1364186
Well, somebody has to be.

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>>1364199

>>1364202
AND that's about enough outta you. Here's some attention, enjoy it while it lasts, that's all you're getting.

Toodles.

>>1364205
Wow, someone had a bad time on /pol/ and got BTFO.

>>1364213
>/pol/

Of course you are.

Now, go away. I've even given you a little bonus.

>>1364217
Oh so BTFO by /pol/ it was, then.
Oh my sweet /asp/ie child.