Fuck, Marry, Kill I'd fuck Alexa Marry Carmella Kill Nia

kiss ratty's tummy

>>1349580
Anal nia, fuck rato, an kill carmella

>>1349584
This

>>1349580
Who's gonna stop me from killing an extra person and only have Alexa?

>>1349580
I guess marry Alexa since i could fuck her as much as i want , fuck the pther one and kill the fat one

>>1349676
>marriage
>good sex
Kek nope. At least the other way around you would have that one night of steamy casual sex to look back on fondly. Casual sex is infinitely better. Then you get to marry the cuter but uglier one.

>>1349580
Correct answer

Fuck Nia, because fatties will let you do anything to them.

Marry Alexa

Kill Carmella.

>>1349701

Please have sex.

As someone who is in a five year relationship and living with their woman, I can only tell you that the longer you're with someone the better the sex gets.

>>1349676
This

>>1349734
As someone who has had a six year relationship, I can tell you're just thrilled to have met someone willing to have sex with you and couldn't possibly ask for more. Men aren't meant to have sex with one person forever, hence why you enjoy spontaneous sex more. Nothing better than fucking someone you just met.

>>1349580
Kill Nia
Fuck Carmella
Marry Blissfu

>>1349580
>Fuck
Bliss
>Marry
Bliss
>Kill
The other two slags. Yuck.

>everyone want to marry Alexa
It seems that /asp has found their queen

I wouldn't fuck or marry any of those three

>Nia and rato

bunch of fucking chubby chasers itt. when will wwe just bring back the pornstar looking chicks already? no one wants to watch a bunch of average looking fat girls stumble all over themselves trying to "wrestle."

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Post Alexas

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>>1349902

>>1349758
As someone who is currently in a four year relationship, yes, casual sex gives you more of a rush, but if youve been with someone for a long time and know your partner really well you can do anything you want in bed. You can get into some real dirty stuff, whereas a one night stand is generally nothing more than a basic position.

>>1349580
Fuck Alexa, kill Carmella, marry Jax. The other 2 would cuck me

>>1349758

"Someone I just met" is someone who doesn't know what I like, and probably someone who isn't comfortable communicating what she wants or needs from me.

My five year girlfriend knows how to please me, I know how to please her, and were comfortable enough with each other to communicate well about what we want and indulge each other's kinks.

We can get each other off fast if all we have time for is a quicky. We know how to prolong things and go for a long time, multiple times, if we have the time for that.

If the sex doesn't get better with time, you're doing it wrong.

>>1349902
There's a face on her makeup

>>1349580
Kill Carmella and Nia. Fuck Alexa

Can I just kill that trannie carmella?

>>1349758
Maybe your girlfriend was just a boring cunt. I'm still just as happy with mine as I was when we first got together.

Kill Nia, Marry Alexa, Fuck Carmella. If during the marriage you get to fuck Alexa more than once this is the best route.

>>1349734
>As someone who is in a five year relationship
>>1349758
>As someone who has had a six year relationship
>>1349935
>As someone who is currently in a four year relationship
r e d d i t

fuck nia and marry nia

then nia kills me

>>1350023
>wanting to be a cuck just to get the scraps more than one time

Fuck Alexa, Kill Carmella and marry Nia Jax for those delicious marriage dutch ovens

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>>1349580
Kill all of them coz they ugly. Unlike pic related

Alexa Bliss is 5"1.

If you marry her people will mistake you for a child molester and your sons will be pathetic manlets who go to /r9k/ and whine about how much they hate women.

Play Pool Chicken with Nia

I'm sure she can carry me on her shoulders.

>>1349580
Carmella, Bliss, Nia.

I just miss Devin ;_;

>>1350193
Who's saying you have to knock her up? I'd never be cruel enough to doom my children to being subhuman manlets

>>1349580
easisest one
fuck carmella
KILL alexa
marry based high test nia jax and become part of the anoi family.

Marry Alexa, get pegged by Nia, and fucking choke Carmella to death

Fuck Carmella
Kill Alexa
Marry based high test godess Nia Jax so that i have easy access to her lovley farts. Just imagining getting woken up by one of her giant morning farts gives me a giant stiffy

>>1349580
I'd fuck, marry, and kill all three.

>>1350416
Like fuck one, then marry her, then kill her before moving onto the next?

>>1349676
Objective correct answer

>>1350413
Objective correct answer

>>1349580
marry alexa, kill whoever the one in the middle is and fuck carmella

>>1349580
Marry Nia, and when the Rock is at the ceremony hope that some of his charisma rubs off on you so you can finally become a functioning member of society while also enjoying a finely crafted fart every morning.

Kill the fat one
Fuck the rat
Marry the other one to fuck her too

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If you chose anyone else but Nia for marriage you are fucking retarded
>get into the anoai family so you have instant connections in the wresling biz
>she is tall af so you wont get manlet kids
>you gain 24/7 access to the best farter in WWE
>she has a super qt face
>if you are not into big girls you can just whip her into shape
>you become able to hang out with The Rock
>will keep the covers warm with her big protein farts
>fat chicks in general are good lays
seriuously, whats not to love?

>>1351961
forgot some points
>she seems to be really funny and cool based off her instagram and twitter
>can use her butt as a foghorn to wake you up for work
>can be your gym buddy
>has a nice rack
>gives great hugs
>has a nice big ass

>>1349580

marry nia
fuck alexa
kill the shore whore

>>1349580
Fuck Nia just for the story
Kill Carmella
Marry Blisso

>>1350237

>marry based high test nia jax and become part of the anoi family

best answer

>>1349580
Fuck Bliss
Marry Bliss
Kill Bliss

>>1349580
is a shame nia is so fat.
Her face + a normal body would be the perfect choice

>>1352284
I agree with this
Would still pick her for marrige tho, for reasons listed here>>1351961 >>1352065

>>1352284
>>1351961
Head from Nia would be supreme god-tier tbhlads.
>that decent non-fatty face
>that huge fucking congo-fatty appetite

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>>1351961

>fart fags

>>1350431
exactly

I'd fuck Alexa, she has a nice looking body
Marry Nia Jax, good family ties, her face is alrght for such a big woman and i don't mind big girls
That leaves Carmella to be killed. Nothing against her but just prefer the other two

>>1352717
Kys homo redditor

Fuck Carmella
Kill Nia
Marry Bliss

>>1349580
Marry Alexa
Fuck Nia
Kill Camela

Nia has one of the most underrated asses around

>>1357930
She really does, shame she dosen't show it of more

>>1349580
Fuck Nia
Marry Alexa
Kill Carmella

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>>1349580

fuck kill marry

also kill you

>>1357930
Also an underrated rack desu

>>1350413
This

>>1349580

can I just kill all of them?

>>1364084
Pretty sure killing people 'cause they're not of your sexual orientation counts as a hate crime.