/wwe/ General #2078 - AJ vs BMJ Edition

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Daily reminder that Miz is a cuck

>>1343816
So is every wrestler

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>>1343820
>implying

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Cena is back to ruin everything again.

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>>1343813
>AJ Styles
>new era
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the only thing that could ease my pain is seeing Shinsuke Nakamura kick the shit out of Roman Reigns and win the WWE championship.

This was the best moment in wwe since MITB 2011. I got chills down my spine and cried. Thank you Cena. Thank you AJ. Thank you Vince

>>1343816
Kek based swaggie. I'd like to see swaggie take that us title off rusev.

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>>1343816
I guess he likes to show them the real american D

>Decisions and schedule changes happen all the time though. If you remember, last year's show in Brooklyn was NXT's biggest success in history, drawing a legit sellout with the Bayley vs. Sasha Banks match that may have been the best women's match in company history. Even internally, people have been asking questions and right now there are no answers other than the show is no longer on the schedule. At least some in NXT are very concerned about that and the billing of the 6/8 show as "The End."

RIP NXT

>>1343826
>Cena literally saves raw and wwe
>smarks complain

I wish they die from sleep apnea

>>1343832
18+

>>1343839
18+

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>>1343836
>No Joe vs Nakamura
>No Asuka vs Bayley II

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>>1343836
>tfw new signees will now be fed to smackdown and flame out within a month, like the good ol' days

>>1343836
Triple Cuck on fucking suicide watch.

Thank you Vince *clapclap clapclapclap*

>yfw AJ and Cena aren't even two months apart in age

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>>1343845

Cena is going to join aj and the bullet club. Then Roman goes over them.

>>1343836
NO

WAY

JOSE

>>1343848
Roman will spear them on the concrete and John Cena will never be as big as he once was

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>>1343836
>NXT will end with Balor vs Joe part 1 billion

IT'S A

NEW

ERA

I really like the way Rusev does the Accolade lately. But when his shoulders touch the mat, shouldn't the ref start couting?

Who's excited for Smackdown vs. Raw 2018?

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This is like sting vs taker. Goldberg vs stone cold. But this time its actually going to happen. Holy fuck

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>Rusev doing good shit on the mic
>Titus' music hits

>>1343856
>buying the polygonal jew

And with the first pick in the WWE draft, Raw selects...

>you should have an off switch

Will JBL ever stop?

>>1343861
IT'S BAAAAAAYLEY

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>>1343855
he keeps them just high enough

>>1343861
ZACK RYDER
WOO
WOO
WOO

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>tfw you're not a native english speaker and you don't understand 90% of Enzo's promos

>>1343863
*nfl draft pre-selection music plays*
And with the 2nd pick in the WWE draft, smackdown selects...

Dana Brooke is really hot... Getting some beth Phoenix vibes from her

>>1343869
You don't need to understand anything after badaboom realist guys in the room. Everything he says after this is gibberish in English too.

>>1343873
Have sex, she's a flabby fuck

>>1343870
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL IT'S A BIG SHOW

WAN SUM PEESAAA?

>>1343877
Low test beta fuck hang yourself

>>1343877
This. Almost as flabby as Becketty

>>1343876
I didn't get any of his food "jokes" or whatever that was to be honest

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>>1343873
mmm

>>1343884
Same but I'm not an american fat fuck who loves his cheese

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>>1343891

>>1343897
I agree, now leave

Cena's speech was fucking retarded

>>1343891
>actually finding that plastic uggo attractive

shit taste

>>1343904
Usually is

>>1343907
Fuck off JEff

I'M A MACK TRUCK

>>1343904
It was great you fucking unpatriotic tard of a cunt

>>1343911
DON'T GET RUN OVER

>>1343913
WE

So what was AJ's motivation for the vicious repeated attacks?

They won't just make him cut le ebin smarky promo on Jhon will they?

>>1343916
SOME

>>1343925
COUNTRY

>>1343926
BOYS

>>1343908
The fake emotion he put into it made the whole thing even more ridiculous than the usual Murrica shit.

>>1343918
A heel turn from the frustration of not being able to overcome odds against Roman

now he won't overcome odds against Cena

>>1343918
They will

>>1343918
He wants to beat cena cause he rekt tnas ass

>>1343932
WORKING

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this is not gonna end well for AJ desu

big match jhon can easily rekt AJ and baldies on mic alone

after that jhon will proceed to triple AA them to jobberland

>>1343944
Aj seriously isn't that bad on the mic. He's funny.

>>1343939
OVERTIME

>>1343944
>doesn't come out strong against Jericho who lost to fucking Fandango at WM
>losses to Roman every time
>now put into a feud against Cena

He'll probably win 1 match obviously not clean because of some stipulation I assume. But other than that it's gonna be all appledough

>>1343947
he's bad if by you mean he has no ebin catchphrases, then yeah he's bad.

otherwise he's no worse than most of the guys in WWE today.

Reminder that AJ will win dirty against Cena then lose the next two matches C L E A N, tapping out in the third

>>1343956
>AJ tapping to one of the worst STFs applied

AHHH

How to fix wrestling

1. Take advantage of Daniel Bryan's retirement and let him win the champion one more time. (bret hart did this with the us title).real wrestling fans have suffered for three years of his injury. Make AJ styles world champion already and make him retire Jericho.


2. Bring any real superstars back while they still can, such as Goldberg, Batista, Rock, Austin, Taker, and Sting.

3. Arrest Michael Cole and the other commentators for poisoning people's minds with vocabulary of 100 words.

4. Cena dual retirement and heel turn in one day.

5. Have guy wrestlers that look and act like girls and girl wrestlers that look and act like men.

6. Force the underageb& to watch 50 hours NXT on the Network before watching today's WWE as initiation and cleansing.

7. Just fire Roman Reigns and start all over if that's necessary.

8. Let the bad guys win. The idea that the right thing always happens eventually is literally an ancient Chinese idea, and it's no coincidence that Cena loves China. Face it, there's nothing American about John Cena, he is a pinko who hates freedom. A real American sheriff at least lets the outlaws break a few things so the story's better.

9. Let female wrestlers fight for the wwe champion, i believe we can do that now knowing our main women roster
If WWE wants to win back the fans , they got to do the unthinkable, My Wrestlemania Analysis
1. Shano wins[turns the hells of gate to controversial roll-up or Taker screws Vince and aligns himself with Shano and Tombstones Vince(biggest screwjob after Montreal)] gets the control over Raw, and reinstates the BiG Gold Belt and Women's Title.

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>when you win your first match and lose your next two

>>1343961
What do you think of this Byron

>>1343999
wow

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>>1343965

>>1343836
Ahhh, so NXT becomes the Smackdown Roster, RAW becomes the place where Shane pits legends against old timers, and they basically start a Kayfabe Monday Night War. When Vince fully removes himself from management they will start a power struggle between Shane and Steph, and Smackdown will bemoved to Mondays as well and WWE will be directly competing against itself, for the sake of a storyline.

>can't beat THE GUY
>smarks think he'll beat THE CHAMP

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>>1343895

Wisconsin is a big center of dairy production in the United States. Green Bay is in Wisconsin. The Green Bay Packers are an American football team, their hardcore fans are called "cheese heads", and they wear ridiculous hats like pic related.

All the cheese references were pandering. They were referencing what that part of America is famous for to get a cheap pop.

Who will be responsible for the RECORD LOW RATINGS this week?

Cena? Reigns? Rollins?

>>1343813
>BMJ
What's this stand for?

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>>1343961

Try harder.

You need to give your shitposts more credibility. People need to believe you are being deadly serious.

So whose ready for AJ to be booked on a losing streak
Cause that's worked before right?

>>1344194

the super tag team of ramen/seff.

that segment was pure shit.

>>1343813
>feud

The heel has to win a few matches for it to be considered a feud. This will just be another Cena buries a motherfucker, thing.

>>1343830
Nakamura will be called up in a few months, only to job to Roman and Cena. You know it's true.

>>1343873
She is nowhere near as fit as Beth was. Also nowhere near as good in the ring.

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>mfw cena turns roman into a cm punk champ
>Mfw cena v AJ is main eventing the next 3 PPVs and Roman v is just a curtain jerk 3rd to last act
>Mfw Shieldnettys will never draw
>Mfw the new era is marked by a 5* feud between two 38 year olds

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aj styles emo fag

ryback 435 day wwe champ

If Titus goes over Rusev at MITB i will stop watching WWE

>>1343904
>>1343908
>>1343933
This website is 18+ and 250 lbs-, so I think reddit is more up your alley

>>1344241
>Cena fans
>over 18
>ever

https://twitter.com/Goldberg/status/737473497056706561
>@xNAVZx: @WWEgames @Goldberg Am i the only one to notice the suplex city sign?
>Nope.... I saw it

BROCK VS GOLDBERG 2

>>1344241
>250 lbs-

Flyweight Manlet pls

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>>1344249
>Goldberg who hasn't wrestled in over 10 years vs Brock who can only do German Suplexes at this point

Not even Austin as a ref could save this

>>1344249
Nobody wants this.

No one even wants Brock to do anything ever again.

>>1344242
>>1344262
18+ kiddos

>>1344270
i do

>>1344280
Goldberg hasn't wrestled in like what? 10 years?

>>1344282
So? i still want to see him wrestling against Bork

>>1344283
>Wanting to see Bork beat up an old man

>>1344283
Have you not seen WrestleMania XX before?

>>1344275
Ironic considering you obviously have a child's physique

>>1344287
maybe this time it will be good pham

>>1344296
What possible reason could you have for thinking that?

>AJ is going to lose to Cena
>He will be 0-3 in feuds
>JUST ENJOY THE WRESTLING
How can I enjoy/invest a person who constantly loses? Why cheer for a loser?

>>1344312
AJ styles was brought on to job, it's just less obvious than the dudleys because he's a great worker and makes the match compelling.

He was still bought on to lose every match of significance.

>>1344282
Not like he could ever wrestle to begin with.

>>1344194
NBA

>>1343816
>>1343833
It's a shame he's not that good at wrestling or speaking.

>>1344354
Swaggie is a pretty good wrestlah on the rare occasion he actually gets to cut loose

>>1344360
No, not really.
Low-card syndrome. You think he's better than he is because he's not forced and thus easy to rally behind. He's quite bad.

>>1344312
>How can I enjoy/invest a person who constantly loses?

By liking professional wrestling, and therefore enjoying the quality of it you are seeing?

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>>1344384
enzo and cass need a better tag team finisher.

the rocket launcher sucks.
cass just stands there not even touching enzo.

they should have enzo climb on big cass' shoulders and like, do a frogsplash from there, or have cass like, hold his legs and sit down while enzo jumps off to get like, more impact on the splash.

or, if enzo was more athletic they could do the dragon azteca jr. ddt where cass holds enzo on his shoulder and tosses him at a guy, and enzo ddts them.

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>>1343813
You now remember Jeff Hardy

>>1344395
>the rocket launcher sucks.
>cass just stands there not even touching enzo.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o_AI1fPSH8
That's a good RL.

>>1344396
lol i haven't TNA in forever

i forgot how small their ring is

>>1344395
>they should have enzo climb on big cass' shoulders and like, do a frogsplash from there
Like Hurricane and Rosey? That'd be neat

>>1344396
JUST Hardy

>>1343961
>Cena heel turn

Not in Cena's, yours, mine or God's lifetime

Even if Cena beats AJ (which wouldn't bother me much), The Club needs to look strong going in and out of this feud for them to seem credible.

>>1344402
thats the same thing but with a hand full of dick.
like, cass is a big guy.
and enzo is small.

do more with that.

>>1344407
yeah, except cass is tall as fuck, and enzo is small as fuck so it looks great.

>>1344411
>thats the same thing but with a hand full of dick.

Yeah, 'cause he touches and launches him.

>>1344416
>>1344411

Red Rocket Launcher

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>>1344418
A perfect face for something that's not happening.

>>1344418
I'll probably just stop watching, he's really bad at everything. If he gets more airtime I'll be even less interested in watching this trash.

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>>1344418

>>1344416
>>1344419
just iconoclasm enzo on someone.

>>1344418
They're giving Dean a Wrestlemania program so no

The MITB winner will be Kevin Owens and he won't cash it in on either Roman or his successor but on Dean next year

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>>1344418
>implying Owens won't win it then get cracked from behind by Zayn because of quality writing.

right now, there are 3 top heels in wwe.

and 2 top faces, one of which gets mostly negative reactions.

state
of
your
company

>>1344434
>qualified over AJ

Yes I'm sure he'll call him off and not push the shittiest rivalry no one cares about further.

>>1344444
>3 Tops heels.
More like none.
Who among the Heels is a threat to anyone?

>>1344462
Owens is booked fairly well in that regard but they don't seem to want him off the midcard, probably because he doesn't have the conventional bodytype of top guys in the company.

>>1344444
Roman Reigns isn't a face

>>1344468
...what? Does anyone really think that?

>>1344462
Owens is probably the most threatning heel in wwe.

dude has won matches, he has a very protected finisher, and despite the memes, dude can go hard in the ring.

>>1344471
he is supposed to be a face.

>>1344474
>memes

He really is fucking fat

http://whatculture.com/wwe/10-reasons-wwe-fans-need-to-realise-dean-ambrose-is-not-a-main-event-talent

Based whatculture btfo dean

>>1344474
>he is supposed to be a face.
He's not a face

>>1344312

because the matches will be great, you sound like a mark.

>>1344480
what is he then?

>>1344486

hes not a good guy, hes not a bad guy, hes THE guy

>>1344486
He is a tweener

Throwing away the support he gets from women and children his mannerisms, promo and body language is nowhere near a face or even close to one

The top faces are John Cena and Dean Ambrose

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>>1344488
>

>>1344491
so you dont have a face in the main event picture?

>>1344478
They also think women wrestling is good.

>>1344433
This pretty much, everyone wins

Dean because he wins the Rumble and the title and gets his main event push

Seth because he gets to turn face finally

Vince because Roman doesn't have to job

Vince again because Dean only holds the title for like 2 weeks

Owens because he gets to hold the title

And the fans because WM 33 ends on a high note dor them

>>1344497
I hope he does.

>>1344499
They already telegraphed their WM33 plans the week after Wrestlemania ended, its not even rocket science even considering that they don't plan that far ahead

>Jasethy wins at WM31
>Reignetty wins at WM32
>HEY GUISE HOW COME DEANETTY HASN'T WON DA BIG ONE YET

Jasethy will probably get locked in with DA AUTHORITY and Reignetty will be facing Undertaker/Cena

>fat fuck americans actually believes owens is going win the Mitb

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It'll be nice when the Shieldfags all get buried to midcard hell and they finally won't infect the fucking main event scene with their shitty promo skills and lack of charisma.

I don't remember the last time the Main Event scene was even the best the part of the card

>>1344384
But I need to like SOMEONE in the match to be invested.
It's why I don't watch Women's Wrestling because I don't care about these crazy bitches.
I want someone to cheer for and hope they win.
But if you make that person lose ALL THE TIME I can't cheer for them because they lose, and I generally can't care for their opponent because I don't like them or they're booked predictably.

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Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. The women's division is so fucking shit right now. I mean, even TNA is doing better even though theirs is a heap of shit. So Michael was lying when he said the division was going to be better at WM32, wasn't he?

>Inb4 God is the problem

I can only see the brand split making things x 10 worse.

>>1344526
Post more of her titties

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>6 man tag match main events RAW

And they wonder why the ratings keep tumbling down

>>1344469
>>1344474
Look I LIKE Owens but I don't see him as a threat anything other than a Big Mac or Whopper or Sami Zayn

>>1344533
Kek

>>1344533
Zayn only eats halal meat so Owens has no interest in eating him

>>1344533
no ones kicked out of the pop up powerbomb.

>>1344541
A few times

>>1344541
yeah but thats superhero cena with the whole cenation kicking out with him.

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>>1344396
midgey ring
midgey wrestlers
lmaoing at their lives

>>1344561
owens is taller than jericho.

>>1344564
Has anyone else noticed how awful Jericho looks in briefs? He really needs toi put his fucking pants back on and keep them on. I think he may have realized and became self-conscious about it and wrestled Dean in some shitty jeans because those podcasters roasted his wacky chest and fucked-up look recently and Lance Storm had to step in to defend lame-duck Jericho and they all had a suckfest off-camera, fucking faggots.

So according to le meltz, Reign's house show numbers are declining and AJ is getting better reactions at them on an increasingly common basis. When the fuck will they ditch this experiment?

>>1344525
>But I need to like SOMEONE in the match to be invested.

I have no problem liking AJ whether he wins or loses because he entertains me in whatever case.

>>1344571
jericho just in general looks old and thick.

>>1344577
taller than you i assume.

>>1344573
>Reign's house show numbers are declining
Is this really a shock

No one wants to see a smug asshole cock his fist punch someone and then spear them

>>1344590
im 7' so who the fuck you calling little?

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>>1344602
7'

>>1344590
>Deango Unchained

This is quite funny.
You should spread your gimmick into other Tarantino pieces.
Reservoir Deans?

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>Roman just stands there like a retard while Seth trolls him

Vince, plz.

>>1344616
because roman is a character, and not a real human being.

>>1344617
>so buttblasted that hes a manlet he lies on the internet
>buttblasted manlet in disbelief someones over 6'

Top kekekekek how short are you?

So I was thinking over the Brand Split and was thinking over what PPVs should be Cross Brand (regardless if Raw v Smackdown matches happen)
What do you think of this
>Wrestlemania
Because it's Wrestlemania duh?
>Royal Rumble
Again because it's the Royal Rumble?
>Summerslam
It's the big Summer PPV, so having it be cross brand makes a lot of sense in my mind
>Survivor Series
I want the Survivor Series match to mean something more than not at all. Raw vs Smackdown is better than Nothing at all.
>Night of Champions.
Considering there are going to be more belts when the brand split happens (at least one, at most 3 if they make US and IC competing belts)
That means more Champions and having one brand display their champs over the other makes little to no sense.
>Money in the Bank
Make the Money in the Bank match 3-4 wrestlers from each brand. Winner gets to cash in on the brand he's a part of, OR if they so choose can wait until the next draft and see where they end up or if the main belt changes.
Not the greatest list and in no way do I expect WWE to do ANY of this, but it's nice thinking about it

>>1344616
>while Seth trolls him

>Roman looks completely disinterested at most times
>segment ends with his music
>he doesn't really seem too phased

>trolled

I don't know what the fuck the purpose of that was. It honestly just made Seth look bad.
Wait, that was the purpose.

>>1344618
But it doesn't serve the main purpose which is make Roman look strong. They guy is just standing being fucked with.

I wanna like roman but Vince just makes it near impossible to do so.

>>1344624
thats because roman reigns the character wasnt given anything to do during that scene.

it just said "seth rollins acts like an idiot for half an hour".

>>1344624
Dude if 2015 RR Roman didn't convince you to just hate the guy, I dunno how this does

>>1344621
I've been thinking I want Survivor Series to feature a Raw vs. Smackdown match. Considering all they do every year is throw together some cucks backstage as it's more of a thing they have to do, more than they want to do.

>>1344234
rycuck fired
aj styles still hire
eat spaghetti fat boy

>>1344438
18+
Mick Foley

>>1344500
Edgy

>>1344231
in two days they'll both be 39

Surprised to see Enzo back in the ring so soon. Thought he'd just do the talking for a while.

It's obvious that the Golden Truth angle is going to end with them beating Breezedango at a PPV only for them to be drafted to different shows the next day

>seth rollins returns to big pop
>I know let's have him run up and down the ramp doing nothing
>then an hour later let's have aj do the same thing but he actually does stuff

>>1344741
And don't forget

>make the most sympathetic documentary about his recovery
>show that he's loved by fans and that he loves the fans
>returns heel

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>shieldettys in charge of drawing

>>1344750
>As A Chickenshit Heel after winning Clean over DEMON KANE
This bothers me more than anything

>>1344751
Kek

Aj styles btfo sheildnettys. Based cena and aj

>>1344751
>bad segment gets less views than good segment

Hot take on the 4chans!!

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Am I the only one that's not super happy about this heel turn?
I guess I was shocked, but it was immediately coupled with a sense of dread. Either the bullet club completely dominates and it makes AJ's heel run great, or this may very well lead to a disaster.
Heel AJ worked great in Japan, but the guy is a natural babyface, and a top heel in the WWE only exists to eventually to lose to Cena. I'm happy Cena's back and more happy to see him back than ever before, and I KNOW the series those guys are going to have is going to be prime, but WE'VE SEEN THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
I know the argument that it's AJ Styles, so you think they may have him win the feud, but that didn't help when he lost twice to Roman Reigns and let's look at Cena's feuds and who ultimately went over:
>Rusev (Cena), Bray Wyatt (Cena), The Nexus (Cena), Lesnar (Cena/Tie), Seth Rollins (ultimately Cena), Every US Open Challenge sans Del Rio (Cena), Owens (Cena), The Authority (Cena), The 2013 Del Rio feud (Cena), etc
>AJ has 90% of losing this feud

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When will they learn?

>>1344807
>be an athletic youngblood
>but also black
>vince does not know what to do with you
>gives you the dullest gimmick in wrestling: smiling black man

The guy is boring as hell. He does flippy shit but somehow crickets when wrestling.

>>1344791
That, plus the fact that they have one face who electrifies the crowd and another who draws unrelenting boos so of course the make the former turn heel and keep trying to force the latter.

>>1344827
To be fair he had the same gimmick in NXT

>>1344827
Dude is boring because he's not allowed to use his full arsenal of flippy shit. When he was in the outlaws as Uhaa Nation the guy was exiting to watch.

>>1344791
The matches will be great but there is 0% chance he'll beat a face Cena so it's hard to get excited.

Cena only "loses" feuds to hot babyfaces like Bryan and Punk.

Goldberg is on shoemaker's podcast

HALLOWEEN HAVOC ARENA CONFIRMED FOR 2K17

Cena vs. Punk was such a GOAT feud
>Those promos
>Those matches
>That chemistry
>Triple Shitter desperately trying to get a rub from it
I miss Cuck Man

>>1344839
kys

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>>1344898
again with the shit on the back.

>>1344898
Nope , buy the Roman Reigns vest

>>1344903
Wow, you can actually buy that. Something you can only wear at WWE event.

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Finn's shirt is pretty bad. The fact that he's the demon and has had such colourful entrances should offer some pretty creative designs, but they just went for his face with a little of the make up on.

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pretty impressive considering this group started with bunch of white guys drinking together in japan

outside wcw and ecw, has the wwe ever taken outside storylines and kept them mostly intact?

>>1344898
>writing on the back
Goddamn it. Why do they do this

Aj styles just buried jasethy and Roman kek! Based aj. Can't wait to see all the shieldnettys relegated to smackdown while cena and aj rule over raw kek!

>>1344935
This.

The shieldetty is shit, and all three needs to go back too nxt

>>1344924
>Finn and Becky both have shit shirts
Pottery

>>1344928
literally who

Ha, I wonder how many weird looks I'll get with a "Lass Kicker" shirt.

>>1344910
I would wear that shit in gym tbqh pham

>>1344949
They'll think you're witty and funny. Buy one friend

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Y'know I'm actually not too bothered about writing on the back most of the time, but this shirt would be so much better without it. The design itself is great.

>>1344791
It's not Cena's fault those guys fell to the wayside, that's on WWE for being incompetent.
Even if AJ does drop off after the Cena feud, you have to think he would have anyway; if they don't keep him relevant after losing to Cena, they wouldn't have kept him relevant if he never feuded with Cena anyway.
Thinking like that, a feud with Cena is a burst of short-lived life support for one's push.

>>1344954
That looks like a rock band type of tshirt, not to shabby.

>>1344957
Shame they only have fat guy sizes left, it's only £6.

>>1344901
I don't even know why do they keep doing this.


I'd gladly give them money if it was just a logo on the front and absolutely nothing on the back. But nah, better get some stupid shit on the back so you'll never wear the shirt in public without feeling/looking like a total sperg.

>>1344954
The way the art is on the front of that t-shirt just reminds me of Abyss desu

>>1344959
Damn, that sucks. Hope you find a shirt you like friend

>>1344933
so you can be a walking billboard to people 360 degrees of you

>>1344947
If you honestly don't know who they are then you really must be living in a cave. Do you literally only watch WWE?

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> All of Hideo's shirts have price cuts
It's not looking good for the poor guy.

>>1344969
To hell with that, keep her on NXT, they'd just ruin her.

>>1344928
The closest I can think is Owens and Zayn, and even then it's not like Bullet Club

>>1344961
like, wwe is like Jew city, so why not have the back text be like extra money?

like, $2-5 extra and get the exclusive back printing!
only from shop.wwew.com!

>>1344975
Brian Myers is like the coolest guy ever.

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>>1344974
Well the shirts themselves aren't great designs, but RIP Itami

Maybe he'll have new shit for Takeover

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You're a writer on creative and you're put in charge of building the Wyatts back to being a feared stable,

what do you do and how?

>>1344974
>highlight of Suzuki Manletendo in NXT/WWE is getting eliminated by Beeg in ATGMBR

This man should be put on suicide watch

>>1344975
He makes me look look like a giant :D

>>1344948
Aj can't be buried. WWas Jericho buried even though cena beat him all the time? Aj is Gina stick around the main event/ high card scene

>>1344982
Feud against New Day. They win, and win the titles, while also destroying everything in every single match. Make Wyatt the IC champ while Harper & Rowan/Brown keep the tag titles. Make them FUCKING WIN SOMETHING

>>1344987
>>1344991
please stop talking to yourself

Talented people can't be buried. This is fact.

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Undertaker's shirt is metal as fuck.

And only £9 for a large.

>>1344974

All of Cena's old merch that isn't his new stuff have pricecuts too.

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Let's see how the Intercontinental Champion's shirts section is... oh.

lets take a moment to appreciate the greatest t-shirt in all of professional wrestling.

http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-shirts/trent/strongest-man-alive.html

thank you Greg.

>>1344982
Nothing needs to change. Wins and losses don't matter.

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>>1345002
>large.
fatass

>>1344982
Get him to go over the shieldnettys 1 v3. Solo. Break apart the wyatts

>>1345015
>being a manlet that wears small.
wew

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>AJ vs. Cena
>The current IC Title scene
>The New Day vs. Enzo & Cass is around the corner
>Rusev is US Champion

yey, match quality is gonna be at a all time high.

>>1345015
You think that's fat, there's options for 5XL in there. What the hell is that?

>>1345015
He's bulking

>>1345019
fatter you retard

Daily reminder smarks complained about Jericho burying aj styles at wrestlemania. Smark IQ = 6

>>1343832
Same. Ace of TNA vs ace of WWE. Both in their prime. Amazing.

>>1345026

>in a feud with some of the largest names in the company right now and gets major pops/looks strong even in defeat

>H-H-HE'S BURIED

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>>1345011
jesus christ the young bucks are merch machines on that site

>>1345018
>any remarkable matches from New Day/Enzo and Cass
>Rusev when he's having to wrestle fucking Shitus

>>1345040
Rusev couldn't even put on a good match with cena. Rusev is overrated and boring as fuck

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>>1345034
i still think Trent? has the greatest shirts.
like, the 2 amazing Best Friends shirts, and then just, bizarre ass artwork.

shirts that you would never think are wrestling shirts.

i would absolutely wear this shirt.

>>1345043
This

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0531/612247/wwe-announces-next-performance-center-all-access-event/

How many weeb machildren will force their parents to pay for this so they can sexually harass Asuka over lunch

>>1345058
>implying they would send someone that dosen't speak english to hang out with the fans

which wrestler has the greatest twitter, and why is it Chuck Taylor?
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT

>>1345068
Don't you mean Brennan Williams?

>>1345070
i dont know that one.

>>1345075
Well he's >Indy at the moment, but he's being trained by Book and is a legit 6'7 big black man.
He'll probably be in WWE in 2018

>>1345077
but does he have a great twitter?

>>1345078
never been there.

>>1345088
He's the great black otaku, so yes.

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>>1345100
but he is not Chuck Taylor.

>>1344791
AJ is 3/2 with Jericho and 2/2 on Roman, he is not that bad ( aside from 1/2 with Fat Owens Fight)
Cena just bury wwe talent, indie guys like Owens and Punk got over on him

>>1345124
you are a dean ambrose fan.

the guy whose gimmick is quirky and le randumb.

fucking get real for once.

>>1345138
the man once brought a dummy to the ring, and a black bag, then took shit out of the bag and hit the dummy with it.

he filled the MITB case with green goob.

his signature move is the fucking nigel clothesline.

he is mr. whacky and random.

>>1345148
HOLY SHIT CARTER UTTERLY DESTROYED AND BURNED TO THE GROUND

Shield was a mistake. Fuck cena for.not burying them

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>>1344235
Same

Cena is a god. I literally had to stop watching wwe when it left when it was so bad. I tuned in last night to catch the cena return and now I'm hooked solely because of the cena segment. I will tune in next week and the next.

>>1345156
but you arent "the Jon Good" fan, you are a Dean Ambrose fan.

Jon Good is the "cool guy" behind the the wacky and oh so random character known as Dean Ambrose.

>>1344807
Wasn't bad conversation

>>1345164
also any ''''wrestler'''' who flips and any '''''wrestler'''' that is female

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>>1345164
no, the only way to make WWE great again is to hire Chuck Taylor, and let him scare kids.

>>1345164
But Dean Memebrose was in the worst "big" indie fed of them all, CZW

>>1345164
>>any ""wrestler""" under 6'
So Dean
>>any """"wrestler"""" who plays video games
So Dean
>>any """"wrestler""" who was once in outlel wrestling
So Dean
>>any """"wrestler""" who is homosexual
So Xavier Woods

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also, Chuck Taylor has been wrestling longer than Carter has been alive.

>>1345173
>Dean
>a draw
Didn't his main event on RAW draw RECORD LOWS?

>>1345173
Nope , Dean is 5'11 Roman is 6'1

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>"indie manlet" Chuck Taylor is as tall as "samoan mastodon" Roman Reigns.

my boy > your mastodon.

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>>1345194
Chuck might not be a draw, but he is the man.

Jerry Lynn of our generation.

>>1345191
huh no

My friend had his sign taken away at Raw last night. We both had our "Miz Sucks/Maryse Blows" signs up and a dude came over and took the Maryse one from him.

They've fully come to accept that the Miz does indeed, suck.

> Literally just got here and half the replies have lines crossed out
Dean Mark again? Just remember to keep reporting his ban evading ass.

>>1345219
He's heel, so he does suck. Learn 2 WWE logic

>>1345235
ask your mom since she cleans shit all day to pay for your neetness

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>>1345235

I would train to become a wrestler. I have the height and history in athletics and everything but I dont think I could handle all the media wrestlers do. I would consider myself more introverted.

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What's your opinion on flippyshit?

>>1345100
I thought MVP was the great black otaku. Motherfucker was literally a power ranger at one point.

>>1345292
Wow this board is so dead nowadays

>>1345306
You forced it away with your autism.

>>1345292
spotfests are fucking cancerous.

>>1345386
This

Why do you guys enjoy wrestling? I don't mean that in a dickish way. Loved it around 1999 when I was still a wee lad. Undertaker and Kane were my shit. For some reason I've been wanting to get back into it recently.

>>1344360
>Swaggie is a pretty good wrestlah

NO he isn't

>>1345431
>For some reason I've been wanting to get back into it recently.

Do yourself a favor and don't. It's the worst it has ever been ever since its inception. Last night's episode was an abomination.

>>1345431
I don't, not WWE anyway. Nostalgia just won't allow me to let go and stop hoping that things will get better.

I still enjoy NXT because it has competent writing and great wrestling.

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>The Guy
>The Man
>The Woman
>The Shield
>The Revival
>The New Day
>The Authority
>The Bulgarian Brute
>The League of Nations
>The Club
>The Club(again cause of how awful it is)
>The Miz
>The Show Off
>The Lone Wolf
>The Boss
>The Lunatic Cringe
>The Underdog From The Underground (wew)
>The Swiss Superman
>The Irish Lass Kicker
>Breezango (Absolute state of this team)

>The state of this awful creatively bankrupt company

Wrestling is dead.

>>1345461
This. Go watch LU or something.

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>>1343813
Thinking anyone can go up against Big Match John.
Even Roman will job to him, just wait and see

>>1345477

Cena will put over Roman in a 5 star classic at mania the same way Hogan put over The Rock at WM 18.

>>1345431
Don't, I've been watching for nigh on 20 years and this is the first time I've ever felt like quitting. It's honestly embarrassing to watch the shit WWE is putting out right now.

>>1345483

>Still caring about this awful general

>>1345431
I enjoy the upper-midcard, but I'm basically watching Raw out of habit. It's almost a chore to watch the whole show at this point, I just turn the TV on and go watch it when I hear Miz/Cesaro/KO/Sami Zayn/Jericho/Dean's theme. AJ/Cena might be good if Cena doesn't go Super Cena.

>>1345483
wouldn't be a problem if people just stayed in the thread after the bump limit

>>1345491

Has nothing to do with sucking the mod dick you idiot. It's the fact that the current product sucks balls, and these generals used to be somewhat entertaining till they got taken over by one autist

>>1345471
Lass kicker isn't that bad on it's own. My issue is that Becky is Irish, not Scottish. Almost nobody here in Ireland says that word, certainly not young people like Becky.

Im hungry guys.

Should i make myself a double cheeseburger with fries or just eat an apple?

>>1345502
Salad with cheeseburger and diet pepsi

>>1345481
>Roman in a 5 star classic
You're a funny guy

There's a still a seventh entrant for MitB right?

Who will it be?

>I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'LL BE WISHING FOR

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>>1345506

>He didn't watch Roman vs. Bray, Roman vs. Bryan, Roman vs. Brock, Roman vs. AJanetty or even Roman vs. Big Show

You smarks are so delusional. Roman has had better matches than Deanetty.

>>1345514
WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

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>>1345515
>Ignoring the fact all of those guys are workers or veterans

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>>1345527

>Shifting goal posts cause you got blown out
>Roman has never had a good match meme

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>>1345529
You seem confused let me help you
>Shifting goal posts cause you got blown out
How is pointing out the guys he was with led the match and elevated him shifting goal posts.
>Roman has never had a good match meme
I never said he didn't.

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>>1345543

>Roman has never had a good match
>List good matches that Roman has been in
>H-h-e got carried by better workers
>Implying this in any way takes away the fact that he still has had good matches

What? He needs to have a good match with hornswaggle and el torito so that you can finally give him some credit? Pathetic

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>>1345547
>Roman has never had a good match

that wasn't the first thing said, it was about roman having 5 star matches

>>1345549

Neither has Deanetty. In fact if we're going to go by Le Meltzer ratings, Roman has more 4+ star matches than Dean.

>>1345553
>Le Meltzer ratings
GTFO

>>1345553
you're the one that brought up dean dude

>>1345554

>Posts picture of Meltzer
>GTFO xD

>>1345558

Yeah to prove that he has had way worse matches but doesnt get nearly the hate that Roman does

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>>1345562
>Not me
More than one of us can see that your a dipshit who didn't read my first post.

>>1345562
anti-dean sentiment is pretty high here lad

anyway this was originally about the inevitable cena/reigns match, it'd probably just be a solid 3.5/4, with a shitton of nearfalls

>>1345569

>your
>Implied Roman has never had a "5 star classic"
>Now resorting to ad hominems

Good job good effort

>>1345575
>with a shitton of nearfalls

That's exactly how the Hogan and Rock match went.

>>1345577
Dont listen to him pham , anti roman smarks always have the same stupid arguments and will never acknowledge he's actually a good wrestler

>>1345577
yeah but do you think that cena/reigns could have the same atmosphere that hogan/rock did?

could cena kicking out of a spear and doing the classic 5mod end up being a GOAT mania moment like the hulk-up was? imo it's too early in reigns' top guy run to say anything

>>1345583
>AJ Styles praised him in a Rolling Stones interview
>smarks immediately claim he's spouting the company lines and wouldn't say anything bad to the new company face
Talk about delusional and hilariously petty.

>>1345515
>any of those matches
>five star classics

Did you start watching wrestling last year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0CVi_mDDLg

The GOAT WWE Network show is finally returning lads.

>>1345599
Someone should swerve a car into Roman Reigns and make that a show

>implying they will let Cena and Roman face one another when Roman isn't even one year in his era

Cena has no business facing Roman either, both of them should face the Undertaker before facing one another in the far future. Cena is just a decade older than Roman and he wrestled late in his career, he can be in his mid-late 40s and will be able to pull a decent match at that age.