RAW GAMETHREAD #9 & POST-DISCUSSION

>yfw Goldberg is the 7th person in MITB

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Reminder Cesaro and Dean are now shtity meme wrestlers

>>1343044
Kys 2Cold autismO

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>tfw this could have been a damn good raw, but it has been mostly shit

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>>1343044

>implying all 6 guys in the ring aren't meme wrestlers

Reminder that you spent 3 hours to watch this shitfest.

>>1343044
Dean has always been a meme

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>mfw Cena buries AJ
New day buries bullet club
roman buries rollins

>>1343051
It lost its way.

>>1343053
Jericho isn't a meme

Jericho is the GOAT

>>1343053
Everyone is a meme wrestler.

>>1343044

When was Deanetty ever a good wrestler? Must have missed it.

>>1343053
>implying there is anything wrong with meme wrestlers

>whatever is in the hatch will close Raw

gotta b big, right?

>cesaro just a le-uppercut spam meme
>ambrose boring 2 move balding manlet
>sami zayn wearing ISIS tights on memorial day
>alberto del rio hasnt been relevent since 2012

KO and Jericho GOATs

JeriKO team when? thats a draw

>>1343070
It was Goldstein

>>1343070
it was Goldberg for a video game

>stayed up for this shitfest
>have school in 3 hours
>class is about ethics and morals
>fuck.jpg

>>1343053

Jericho isn't an indie cringe wrestler. He's quite literally the GOAT

>>1343070
Please be Goldberg.

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>>1343069

>implying I said there was

>>1343066
CZW

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>>1343070
Not this is it, unless...

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>>1343078
SAVE_US.ASP

>>1343057
Kek

STUPID

IDIOT

FOREVER

OVER

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>>1343078
Stay salty, yurocuck

>>1343078
Tell them how unethical and amoral it is to put people through this kind of torture. You're our last hope.

>>1343078
I hope you are Majoring in the field of Thuganomics.

on the plus side, the utter boredom I've experience with RAW has driven me to update the drivers on my PCs

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Tell me again why Vince should pander to smarks?

Jericho is too over to have anyone else winning the briefcase

>>1343070
It was Goldberg as a playable character on 2K17

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>tfw Dean wins MITB and smarks cry worldwide

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Wow I can't believe Steen, Dos Caras, LionHeart, Claudio, Moxley and El Generico are main eventing RAW

>>1343102
>Dos Caras

That's El Patron

>>1343102
Dos Caras Jr you idiot

When will someone teach dean how to throw a good looking punch?

When your entire offense is strikes it's so much more noticeably bad

>7th Person
>Goldberg Coming back
>Wyatts coming back
You got Heel AJ. No more Swerves until the Royal Rumble

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>"He's gonna love money in the bank"

DEAN CONFIRMED FOR BRIEFCASE

How does that dive thing Dean does even hurt anyone?

SO GUYS

WHAT DID AJ DO TO BMJ? STREAM GOT FUCKED DURING THAT SEGMENT

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>Jericho ONCE AGAIN carrying what would be a clusterfuck to a 5 star classic

yfw this match ends clean with nothing happening afterwards

>Rate this Raw

**/5

>>1343101
Dean a.k.a Jon Moxley is an indy darling. They would mark the fuck out.

holy shit that pop for the swing.

>>1343110
AJanetty reunited with da club

Fatass is so fucking based.

Whatever the fuck Del Rio tried to do there.....it did not look clean

>>1343110
Cena attacked him and was revealed as the leader of "The Club"

>wyatt's incoming

SCAT

>>1343114
AJ/10

>>1343116
Cesaro Swing is based af

>>1343114

1.5

>>1343031
Heels confirmed for winning MITB.

why is Seth Rollins new logo one of them aryan cross things?

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>Ambrose pins fatass clean.

Ohhhhh my cock is so hard right now

>>1343078

we're doomed

>Owens getting pinned

It's pretty much confirmed he's winning the damn thing

Rate this Raw fags.
Minus 5 Stars.

>>1343113
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>>1343129
>implying it won't be the 7th man

Anyone else hate deans little steppedy off the corner into knee on opposite corner? Easily worst move in WWE!

Well that was shit show

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>MFW NO FUCKING BRAY RETURN

>>1343114

0.6/10

>>1343142
Welcome to 4 years ago.

Where have the Wyatts been for the last like 3 months?

>le meme kick in the face into a boring version of DDT by a balding manlet

is this the wrestling style worthy of main event closing? lmfao

What a fucking waste of time tonight.

>>1343117
>muh Janetty maymay
>AJ's not even part of a tag team
>AJ's definitely nobody's weakest link

you shud kys keep it 100 kinfoke

>>1343114
GAY COMMUNITY/5

>>1343117
FUCK YES DA CLUB

>>1343122
FUCK YOU NO DOUBLE SWERVE MAN

Only good bit of that 3 hours was the hype for Cena/Styles

overall 2/10

>>1343137
First two hours: 2/10
Last hour: 7/10

With Cesaro and Dean looking too strong, and Zayn and El Patron getting zero reaction, we can narrow the winner to Jericho, Owens, or the 7th entry.

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>>1343143

His entire moveset is an abomination

He even has the worst and laziest suicide plunge

>>1343130
It's crosshairs.

Probably one of the worst RAW's in a long time and RAW is pretty bad in general. I only watch it so that I can hang with muh smarks on 4chan.

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>>1343139
We can dream, We can dream

Man, Dean is really fucking awkward in the ring. How is he so over?

What was in the hatch?

>>1343139
>Implying he will win MITB

Or maybe he will, cash in immediatly and lose.

>>1343145
He ded bro

The Bullet Club/Cena shit was pretty good

that's all i got

THERE IS NO SEVENTH ENTRY
IT'S JUST THOSE SIX
DEAL WITH IT

>>1343166

hes not over

he's just so low energy that the crowd cba to boo him

>>1343159
Stone Cold was all about striking too.

Are they not having a 7th guy in MITB now?

Shane is so fucking boring I'm watching whatever show he isn't on

>>1343167
stephen hawking

>>1343166
>How is he so over?
Underdog from the Shield.

>>1343166

He's usually better than that. He's no GOAT worker, but he's usually not as irredeemably bad as he was tonight.

>>1343174
Except Stone Cold could actually throw good strikes

>>1343167
Goldberg in the new game.

WHo else watching Seth God surgery on Network?

>>1343179
>You want to deal with Steph's bullshit
Then you can be happy watching 1 guy be champ and everyone else is a jobber.

>>1343199
I don't but its better than Shane

>Theme hits
>Dance
>WHATS UP (city name)
>Makes a match
>leaves

>>1343195
Yeah, it's making me wish they don't fuck up his return which they already have.

>>1343195

ye love these docs

>>1343174

Don't compare Deanetty to the GOAT

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>>1343195
Yo

Seth's dog is qt

This is the biggest babyface special the network has ever done

I bet you pay for the network faggot

This Seth's special is so beautiful

>>1343267

He's a heel though

based AJobber Styles

>he faced AJ when he was 19

holy shit

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>>1343271
You don't?

>>1343294
Pretty good match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ6UNa9yeo4

this raw has such a shit audience

damn, I missed Raw tonight but just got back from a buddys bbq.

>meet girl
>went on a couple dates an shit
>ask if she wanted to go to friends bbq
>she breaks the news to me that she has a kid
>literally lmao'ing at my life famm
>the "my wifes son" meme is really happening
>decided im not gonna be a cuck
>tell her i dont think it'll work
>shes pissed and leaves

wew

>>1343463
you got worked into a shoot brother

>>1343463
Smart move anon, don't become a meem

>>1343463
Did you like her? How old are you?

>>1343473
ya she was the best looking girl I've ever gotten with, but I'm for sure not gonna become a meme. 24, about to start college in the fall.

>>1343463
>surrendering pussy because of /pol/ memes

KYS
Y
S

>>1343463
> gives up on pussy because of what a few basement dwelling neckbeards you will never ever meet from 4chins would say
Lol what a pathetic cunt you are

>>1343491
>>1343499

let me guess, you guys are fans of New Day?

>>1343507
Nope
Just a successful and pussy getting alpha male that doesnt care what anyone else thinks
If the chick is worth it i wouldnt care what a fat beta on 4chan would think about me. because i am alpha

My best friend's sexy chick already had a kid and it doesnt matter, he is also an alpha like me. Now they are the happiest family around and he has everything including, his own kid

Dont let memes shape your life lad, thats one of the most pathetic things ive ever heard
Now go ahead and post your memes, I dont care. because im alpha

>>1343204
That's all an authority figure should do

>>1343541
anyone who has to insist that he is alpha is an omega

>>1343552
I know Stephanie is terrible but there's been good authority figures before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw

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>>1343541
>My best friend's sexy chick already had a kid and it doesnt matter, he is also an alpha like me. Now they are the happiest family around and he has everything including, his own kid
>>>My best friend
Wew lad

Who are you trying to fool

We all know you're raising another man's offspring bretfag

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>>1343090
>Unitedstatian calling us cucks
lmao

>>1343562
Kek, fuck off flaby
My kids are all mine

But i wouldnt hesitate to get with a chick that already has a kid if she was banging and i was single

>>1343622
>spending your time being an autistic sperg online instead of being a father
Absolute state of your 'life'

>BMAJ feuding already

This is worthy of a first match at Summerslam. They couldn't have him partner up with AJ, and let tensions brew until AJ turns before SS?

>>1343631
they already did with Jericho (even though it was a week kek) so it would look like a rehash

>>1343634
Ahh, I guess so. But a potentially great match like this on a non-Big 4 PPV feels like a waste.

>>1343629
They are all asleep and im only here when im at work or relaxing

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>>1343463

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>lol guys im an alpha i get chicks believe me
>shitposts on 4chan at 2am

>>1343638
they can save AJ/Cena singles for Summerslam and do like Club vs Cena/New Day at MITB

>>1343671
> 2am
> ameribetas

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>>1343679
You said you had a bbq for memorial day pham, only murikans do that
Europe master race

>>1343463
>there's people that let dank memes mess with their lives

Wow.

Why was crowd so dead during the ME

>>1344517
Like that meme shitter Ambrose?