Smackdown just crowned your new #1 contender for the United States Championship: Titus "Please Lord Mastah Vince don't suspend me again!" O'Neil
I'm guessing this is Vince's warped way of apologizing for unapathetically putting Titus on that near 90 day suspension so he's throwing him an apology bone
>>1330006
Is there a more useless big man in the WWE right now? I mean in terms of wrestling, not attention whoring. He's pretty good at attention whoring.
At least Brawn Stronkman is legit strong. Titus makes every lift he does look SO goddamn difficult
>>1330008
>At least Brawn Stronkman is legit strong.
That mother fucker is literally all FAT
Like people mock Kevin Owens but they give Brawn a pass. That's like saying Big Show lifts
>>1330010
You're way too late to the part. Look up Titus's promo against Sheamus
"You look like...Hot Mayonnaise like you're REALLY WHITE"
>This is what Vince see's as a non forced completely "natural" promo for a guy like Titus.
>>1330010
Now that you mention it, a comedy jobber tag team of the two would be worth a laugh.
>>1330011
Braun was a competitive strongman before going into wrestling. Saying he's not strong is like saying Mark Henry (or going back further, big Kaz) wasn't strong.
He may not be a good wrestler, but you don't get a 400+ log press without being strong.
Is this official? Nobody is going to give a shit about this, but at least it means Rusev is getting a good run. I guess this means BMJ will be in MITB
>>1330006
>unapathetically
What the fuck are you trying to say here?
>>1330033
These mother fuckers are fucking FAT and have consistently terrible matches
>>1330011
>McMahonMark in charge of knowing what functional strength is
>>1330048
>He thinks I am some kind of tripfag
Nope.
>>1330053
That's not a trip, I just think you're a moron.
>>1330082
Are you forgetting that Rusev went a whole year killing nothing but black undercard guy
This mother fucker killed all 3 individual members of New Day
>>1330083
Wow, you really proved me wrong there.
>>1330011
If you can't see a difference between these two body types I don't know what to tell you.
>>1330180
>>1330006
So many people they could make over with Rusev for USA champ, but no, they pick the nigger that got heat with Vince.
Vince doesn't care about wrestlers and talent. Oh, he is black, we need to get more black people watching our product. Same when they got Great Khali because he was big in India besides the fact he is shit.
>>1330270
Titus is literally the least talented black guy in the company tho
>>1330086
To be fair that was Undefeated For A Year Rusev, and not JFMSU cuck angle Rusev.
>Rusev being fed undercard shitters
They are building him up again and i could not love it more
>>1330345
>getting this worked
BMJ is getting that belt back by Summerslam
>>1330345
Nah it's because they want BMJ in the MITB ladder match
He will take the title off Rusev by Battleground
Please don't give this guy a belt Vince. Not because he's black, but because he's such a mediocre character.
>>1330408
Strowman?
>>1330412
It's close, but I've seen more consistently bad wrestling out of Titus.
One match sticks in mind against Big E in which he tripped over like five fucking times.
>>1330417
I think his biggest indictment is having a bad match with Neville and TWO bad matches with Zayn back when those guys were on absolute fucking tears in NXT