I hope they call him Phil.

Phil released from UFC when?

>possibly getting arrested
>BETTER POST IT ON TWITTER LMAO

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BTFO

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Damn.

>>1306037
Lol it's fucking over. See ya on the flip side CM Cucks.

His twitter has to be run by a 14yo child

>>1306052
hi chloe

>>1306052
SAVAGE

>so afraid to fight he commits a crime to void his UFC contract

>>1306077
>implying UFC would release someone for being arrested

This aint WWE pal

>>1306106
the only reason jon jones is fighting again is because he's an asset

>excuse me sir, we have reports that you're masquerading as a cage fighter? I'm sorry Mr. Brooks but I'm afraid fraud is against the law

JUST

>>1306106
>>implying UFC would release someone for being arrested
danas boy tito got fired after being arrested

>>1306052
Lel

He should go back to wwe so that his gimmick can become ducking fights in dumb ways

>days since last cm punk shitpost thread
>0
he isn't even in wwe anymore take your ufc shit to /sp/

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>>1306052

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>>1306052
big jej

>>1306080
That's enough, Paul.

>>1306052
Holy shit

>>1306106
>who is Jon Jones the greatest heavyweight champion

Kek

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>>1306052

Is this real? Is it for the Dr. Amann lawsuit? Is Cuck Cobana being arrested too then?

>>1306813
it's on his actual twitter.
fucking google it.

>sir put your hands behind your head
>AM I BEING ARRESTED
>sir please co-operate
>ayo hol up let me tweet this to my followers real quick
do you think phil is part nigger?

>>1306080
And he doesn't have a clue.

>>1306052
He deserves the hate he gets, punk nerd faggot.

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>>1306052
god damn

Maybe he got tired to being married to an Indian boy and got tips from Adam Rose

>>1306818
>>>/pol/

>>1307127
>>>/woo/

>>1306776
Not a heavyweight, not a real champion, and not released?

>>1306037
>>1306052

Time to update my masterpiece.....

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>>1306052

>>1307867
>masterpiece
>not desktop notepad shitpost file because you're still mad that you have seven shirts you don't like wearing because Phil left your favourite tv show

>>1307134
>>>/reddit/

>>1307961

CM Emo was in Game of Thrones?

Also, Hi Phil!

>>1307961

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

Threads about ufc employees belong on /sp/

>>1307983
>they actually thinks he browses this Shithole of a board

>>1308005

Hi Phil!

>>1307983
kek