-OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD-
Let's not give Carter attention edition
Keep all discussion here throughout the show
Current Champions:
>WHC
Roman Reigns
>INTERCONTINENTAL
The Miz
>UNITED STATES
Kalisto
>TAG TEAM
The New Day
Based 2Cold
> Carter BTFO
Let's use this one.
> YFW Carter's shitposting thread get's removed
>>1295838
Lmao thanks for deleting that faggots thread. Who cucks who now lmao
>>1295867
2cold is ok in my book
>>1295911
Yeah, he's okay. The only idiot on here who gets under my skin is the guy you know is going to reply to this with "kys manlet".
Should we crown a /asp/ Raw champion tonight?
Last one on one match winner becomes the /asp/ Raw champ, title is defended every Raw and PPVs.
>>1295912
Trip back on Carter.
> Still being butthurt his precious thread got removed
>>1295912
I'm not 2cold I'm just a random faggot
>>1295917
Hey, you're back. It's been a while.
>Its another anons vs tripfags flame war episode
Holy fuck you faggots are autistic. If only there was a better place in the internet where intelligent people with high IQ gather to discuss Wresting, dammit
>>1295925
Let's face it, it's everyone versus one faggot who shitposts constantly. This board would be a thousand times better with Carter.
>>1295926
And I'm Lord Nelson.
>>1295922
I mean on tonight's show, not in a video game.
>>1295923
I'm not anybody, I just put on a tripcode so someone with some sort of self-awareness can run this instead of some faggot like carter or 2cold. I did mention the idea without a trip last week though, so maybe you were referring to that.
Is there a stream or are you all on the Network?
>>1295925
Haha you think intelligent people come here? This place is full of fucking autism, tripfagging is just a fucking meme
>>1295932
I thought you were the old guy who did it, back in the day. Before the migration.
So if KO officially hurt?
Emma blew a few disc's out
>>1295838
2Cold bringing the bantz.
>>1295933
It's called a t.v. you can't even watch raw on the network
>>1295925
>high IQ wrestling discussion
>>1295941
>inb4 it's a work like the Miz a few weeks ago
>>1295941
Get worked. KO is a God tier seller and every week there's another report about him being "injured"
banned from wooo
wow I had no idea what faggots they were
YOU ARE NOW TUNED IN, TO THE WORLDS GREATEST
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!
>>1295959
Wow
>>1295959
MMaybe you should go back there, wewtist
>>1295925
>flame war
Haven't heard that term in a while.
>>1295959
>transphobic
I understand if mods want to ban people for shitposting, especially on sites that are stricter than 4chan is, but come the fuck on man, "transphobic"?
>>1295962
FAKE FIGHTS DEAD CROWDS EVERYBODY LOOKS DOWN
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
>>1295968
yep.
was completely on topic too, funny enough
legit got banned cause ome faggot mod had a difference of opinion than me.
and read what I wrote, that's not even an extreme point of view.
"do what you want, don't expect others to do what you want"
Any other Raven marks here?
>>1295955
This has been happening a bit recently.
>when Zayn ran to the back following a beatdown clutching his shoulder and worked the ever-loving fuck out of Twitter
>three hours of poor written television
>/wwe/ will get mad when you point out its bad
Predict the next title changes
>World
>Rollins
>IC
>Zayn
>US
>Crews
>Tag
>The Club
emma has to get surgery
>>1295974
Yea I was always a fan. Liked his look and DDT.
>>1295980
Will they?
>>1295981
>wwewhc:owens
>IC:cesaro
>implying the preshow championship matters
>tag team: vaude
>>1295981
>WWEWHC
BMJ
>IC
Owens
>US
Rusev
>Tag
Enzo/Cass
>>1295981
World: Cena
IC: Owens
US: Big Cass
Tag: Doc Anderson & Karl Gallows
So who's coming back tonight? BMJ. Anyone else?
so who's gonna get buried by BMJ now that hes returning?
>>1295998
nakamura
>>1295996
Rusev
>>1295996
BMJ isnt for another 2 weeks ya dip.
>>1295998
WWE is celebrating the return of WWE Superstar John Cena with the traditional burial of new talent.
BMJ is burying Nakamura in Hawaii.
>>1296011
Oh really? I thought it was tonight for some reason. Oh well.
>>1296011
Who is BMJ
Who ready for some wrasslin?
>>1296021
Get out.
>>1296021
Batman
>>1296021
Oh Cena NM
stream
t
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a
m
????
>>1295998
Zayn and Nakamura ofc
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/732359041402343425
>debut
>>1296031
taima.tv
>>1296012
That entire thing was a rumour; all suspected matches, and even the 'Bash at the Beach' title are pure farce.
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/732359607075491841
OH BOY, IT'S THIS MATCH AGAIN
So, is Becky going to be off TV now that Emma is injured? And more importantly, who is getting broke tonight?
HERE WE GO NIGGA!
TONIGHT IS THE _____
Anybody else from /a/ here?
I JUST WANNA BE, WANNA BE LOVED
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
>>1296040
Becky will be against Dana Brook tonight. After that, I don't know
>>1296040
No they'll repalce Emma with Eva cuz battle of the redheads maggle
Will tonight be the night?
By the laws of 50/50 booking, the Usies should win clean tonight.
Who /a/ss here?
We're not the bullet club
We're not the balor club
We're THE club
OH...AJ Promo... I have a bad feeling about it
Hello ped-o mod
>he does it for free because he loves the cp
>>1296044
what does AJ stand for?
>>1296056
The Club is way better than "Balor Club"
Based Lillian
>>1295982
Ryder on suicide watch
>>1296055
You fucks told me Lillian Garcia was released
DEY DUN WUN NUN
>>1296044
Right here senpai
I heard AJ Styles likes to get "up in the club".
>>1296061
Angry Joe
Club vs Usos, kmn ;[
>>1296044
we all /a/ here
>>1296062
The Balor club sounds like a bad 90's boy-band name.
>>1296066
Lillian posted in her twitter confirming she wasn't released.
>>1296061
Anthony Jeselnik
>A J STYLES CLAP CLAP CALP
>>1296070
who is that
>Lilian here.
>No that nigger fuck JoJo ever again.
Im happy
>>1296047
Dana better not win. There's no way she should beat Becky with no Emma to help her. She's a scrub fresh from NXT.
>>1296074
Bakuon
Dragon Ball Super
Boku no Hero Academia
JoJo's Bizarre Adventures
>>1296081
>Not knowing Bo Rida
THIS DEAD SILENCE
wtf is this storyline?
>Showing tweets of people who didn't know who the Burrito Boys were until Anderson and Gallows showed up
>>1296081
Sister Abigail.
>>1295974
dude is based
>>1296044
here
How long until they stop pretending anyone gives a fuck about this stupid indie midget and his gay ass club?
FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA MENTIONS
>le social media xd
Mics audibly muted when the crowd started chanting "Bullet Club"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOO
You forgot to mention TNA
holy SHIT those boos
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He should attack Roman while he's still not wearing body armor.
AJ going heel already? Too soon, FUCKING TOO SOON. I love babbyface AJ.
WHAT AN OVATION MAGGLE
>>1296074
The AOTY.
Also, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1295845
>]
kek
>Social Media screenshots
>#TheClub
Get a new fucking theme Roman.
Those boos holy shit they got drowned so fast
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY ITS THAT GUY
Why is AJ mad about all those positive tweets?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Roman wears pads
lmao
>that booing
>WHAT AN OVATION MAGGLE
Yes Roman, even the southeast hates you
>What an ovation
Really JBL?
"Whether you love or hate him, you're passionate about him!"
God damn that's literally the same shit they said about Cena instead of just accepting that they need to move them both in a different direction like they did with Batista and Randy Orton.
>>1296044
#TheClub
How did WWE fuck it up so badly? It's the most cringe name I've ever heard
>>1296085
>Boku no Hero Academia
You ain't bad, lad. You ain't bad.
gotten so bad
don't even passionately hate this no talent ass clown any more
just don't care
>WHAT AN OVATION
>>1296082
>tfw
kill yourself >>>/r/eddit
>WHAT AN OVATION
what did JBL mean by this?
>multiple BOO THIS MAN signs
>>1296113
>>1296109
>>1296108
>>1296104
>>1296100
>>1296099
That when it reigns it pours sign
WHAT
>"I dislike Roman"
I'M NOT A BAD GUY
I'M NOT A GOOD GUY
I THINK THEY'RE SAYING
OOOOOHHHHHAAAAAA
MAGGLE
>>1296121
Yeah, I didn't really understand that.
Was Ramen's theme being slowed down at parts?
>>1296121
aj styles doesn't need the marks to beleeb in him
>WHAT AN OVATION
>>1296116
They need to add the radio voices back from before and this time they can say: Not a bad guy, Not a bad guy, The Guy, duh duh duh duh duhduhduhduh...
I hate "What?" chants
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>We Want Big Show sign
>WE WANT BIG SHOW
which one of you faggots took that sign?
Reigns is basically a heel now.
WE WANT ROLLINS
>BOOING ROMAN
>>1296155
one more week bb
The crowd literally made no fucking noise for 10 seconds. Literally none.
FACE OF THE COMPANY
>We want Rollins chants
IM LOVIN IT MAGGLE
>We want Rollins!
>You're not gonna get Rollins. I'm also the guy you're supposed to cheer!
Damn AJ's hair is so beautiful. How can I get a hair like that? I have curly hair btw
>WE WANT BIG SHOW
Oh shit AJ calling the coconut nigger cop out
BASED A+ PLAYER
>this is the big fight now
>extreme rules
my sides
>those guys holding the BOOOO letters
>You know what that means? I really better wear my vest because taking bumps hurts my samoan man titties.
>your not gonna get Rollins
I can like this reigns now if they let him work the marks
Based Ramen.
>acknowledging the crowd
Roman you are awful.
4 Man tag team match that turns into 6 man for the 10th time
Reigns is actually being pretty competent right now
Hey at least Roman is admitting he can't out wrestle AJ. Bravo Vince.
Not watched for a few weeks. Are they literally calling them THE CLUB?
>>1296163
tell your mom to not fuck niggers next time and steal her next kids hair
is it just me or does some of the crowd sound fake?
The Club vs The Band for Wrestlemania 33.
Who wins?
>AJ mentioned chair shots to the head
RIP his push
AJ has gotten better on the mic.
">This isn't a wrestling match
WHAT
>You think this is a wrestling match
>roman thinking he's a wrestler
>>1296182
DA REAL BIG FIGHT
>>1296163
drink clorine you oxygen thief
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah yeah well I will
OMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>attacking an innocent man
he sure is the guy vince wants people to cheer.
>>1296180
those boos don't sound fake
USOS out of fucking nowhere
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1296178
Yes. Creative literally just gave up.
>>1296182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOPhWzfiN0
This man
so I haven't been watching..
they burying bullet club and AJ regularly?
>>1296182
Gogeta gets the heat and then the fusion wears off
the big dawg wins with the superman punch and spear on both goku and vegeta
Does Cena come back this week?
Cant wait to see the ratings drop after tonight's raw
>>1296202
AJ is strong, the other two are buried constantly.
>>1296178
Yep, get used to hearing the worst stable name shoved down your throat.
Wait..."The Club" has two members?
top fucking kek
BTW, guys. If it's the last 1v1 match is the main event and it features the WWEWHC, it's going to be the other match before that.
Quick rules I made up.
DQ loser actually loses the title, same for no contest (injured guy loses the title)
Also, my name will change from Vacant to whoever ends up the champion
>>1296182
>SUPERMAN punch.
Should be obvious.
>>1296204
2 weeks from now
>>1296202
Yes
BASED ROMAN
>>1296194
must be a shit crowd then
>>1296202
#theclub are booked like geeks
AJ looking p strong though
>>1296204
Memorial Day
Do you think they're giving Natalya this run of matches as a send off? She is getting to that age where women want kids...
>SAMI ZAYN VS CESARO
Ambrose destroying Jericho's jacket is almost as great a feud as when Jericho spilled coffee on Kane!
Early piss break
>All these crying smarks
Boohooo
1(one) spear
STUPID SEXY MARYSE
>Maryse and Miz
>Cesaro vs Zayn
Oh thats gonna be good.
Is Owens actually injured?
That was sad, not watching this
>contract signing
>>1296227
her tits are too fake
>Zayn vs Cesaro
MATCH OF THE YEAR POTENTIAL
BASED MIZ
BASED MIZ ON THE MIC
WHO /MIZ/ HERE?
dubs and I rip out JBL's vocal chords.
ANY ALTERNATIVE STREAMS OTHER THAN /WOOO/?
Byron BTFO yet again.
>"I dislike The Miz, but I love Maryse"
>>1296221
She has cats, she doesn't need kids.
Wwe is a joke man
>doing another Charlie signing after the disaster the last one was
>>1296235
Right here hands down best micman on the roster
>Sami vs. Cesaro this early
BASED
Now I don't have to waste 3 hours of my time
>Miz the A-Lister
This is the REAL A+ Lister!
>>1296233
>>1296229
Is diabetes an injury?
>>1296247
>1.7
1st for my dean
>>1296221
I think so but because of what happened to Tyson
>>1296238
Byron is a literal cuck
>>1296230
Nice projection, autismo.
>>1296237
WWE Network
When Seth Rollins returns the ratings will tank to 1.2
>>1296021
>>1296221
she can't have kids. think how weak their necks would be!
>Roman boo'd again
Vince should just have the crowd filled with Pajeets and the Omaha people
>>1296252
jej
>>1296237
Literally google wwe network stream and first option
What I don't get about the whole AJ thing is that it doesn't make any fucking sense. Why are you still trying to write him to be a passive guy when he's already been screwed over and over and whacked in the back and had Roman sandbag and low blow him in the last match. Why not incorporate those things into the story now and just have AJ and Roman brawl right off the bat everytime they see each other in stead of cringeworthy mic work.
>>1296021
kys nigger
I just ate a chocolate bar but didn't realise I even ate a chocolate bar until I finished eating it
>>1296251
Ded
>>1296253
Who is he cucked by?
>>1296250
autist
>>1296233
Still would suck her soul out of her body through her nipples
>>1296268
JBL
how does this make you feel /woo/ist on /asp/ :^)
>>1296260
As opposed to overweight neckbeard smarks like you who post frogs?
>>1296266
>quotation marks
>>1296252
Based fatty piggy
>Kevin Owens and Miz on commentary
MUH
There goes the shoulder again.
>tfw she'll never come back
uh......did we lose the english feed?
>>1296265
Get to work kevin
>Miz and KO on commentary
>>1296270
she looks hotter (face-wise) on the tv than she does in those pics
>five people on commentary
>>1296266
You're so used to shitposting you even botched including the green arrow. I genuinely feel bad for you retard. You'll be here for 3 more hours doing nothing more than just wasting your time.
>Owens blowing plastic french slut out in her own language
kek
>>1296273
pls do not bully
>>1296286
she's probably had some work done since then
>Bullfrog splash
fucking kek this is what it should be called.
>6 star frog splash
kek
What the fuck did KO just say? Was he speaking Canadian French or Spanish or something?
WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>1296289
based
>Félicitassions, Miz, t'as gagné la strap, t'es vraiment bon!
>>1296283
Curb your autism, friend. Nobody cares about Deanetty anyway.
EAT
SLEEP
REST HOLD
REPEAT
>"I'm a proud memeber of the cesaro section. o' canada!"
>6 star frog splash
lel
NEW THREAD
>>1295904
>>1295904
>>1295904
>>1295904
Cesaro needs a new fucking song, ASAP
>>1296289
this weeb is a DWEEB
>>1296283
Kys Dean Mark/Carter.
fattie and the fake movie star on the comentators table,, let me guess how this end...
>Match almost over
>someone does his finisher
>before getting pinned someone puch one of the cesaro or zayn
>everyone starts fighting
>someone that isn't the miz holds the belt infront of the camera
>>1296295
He called you a double nigger
>>1296303
Lol no
>Owens not carrying Maryse away
>>1296311
You just fail
Kek Miz is a botch machine.
Terrible wrestler.
LISTEN UP PLAYA
>never fought anyone like roman reigns maggle
yeah, AJ actually fought people with talent
Here comez the moneyyyyyy
CHING CHING BLING BLING
>>1296270
>fake tits
>>1296328
shit what a fail, i'm leaving
>>1296311
MONEYD
ONE ON ONE WIT DA UNDATAKAA
>>1296320
this thread already kilt lol faggot
Did they?
Both Shane and Steph are annoying as fuck now.
When will they kiss? Jesus.
Fuck Stephanie looks great tonight
Just fuck already, Shane and Steph!
NEW THREAD
>>1295904
>>1295904
>>1295904
>>1295904
>>1295904
>Carl's Jr. Famous Star Splash
>>1296390
enjoy your dead thread
>>1296414
Enjoy killing yourself
>>1296425
>you
>>1296390
why aren't you posting anymore ITT?
you didn't go to the 'no' thread did you faggot?
>>1296445
Selfies belong on /soc/
>>1296474
sounds like you need a jaw implant beta
>>1296467
I wish I could try and be as big a sperg as you but it's not within my capabilities.
>>1296495
S P E R G E D
>>1295974
Yes. One of my all time favorites.