Becoming a WWE wrestler thread

They've already filled their Ausquota. I hope you can pass for Indian.

One of the members of Blake and Murphy recently got injured by Nakamura maybe you can impersonate as one of them and hope no one notices

>>1294532

Nah. He needs to get his degree on Hajeed yardtarding first

Get a job at McDonald's, dont waste time with becoming a wrestler in 2016.

>>1294541

You need to dedicate literal fucking years of your life on the indie circuit just to get an NXT developmental deal

>>1294530
5'10" is 6'1" in wrestling terms.

Anyway, look how many vanilla midgets are out there right now. Surely there's room for one more m8.

>>1294575

How many inches do boots+lifts really add?

>>1294577
Lies alone add two or three inches.

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> 5'10 and Aus

Worked out alright for him.

>>1294542
Or you could just be the son of a Hall of Famer!

>>1294530
Take roids.
Get jacked.
Learn to actually wrestle.
You can still make it, just don't expect to be wwe champion unless fans force Vince to get behind you.

>>1294530
Last Aussie to get pushed was Outback Jack. Dynamite Kid welcomed him by putting Halcian in his drink and Jack jacked off naked in front of Stu Hart.

>>1294530
Which state are you in?
There is at least one reputable school in each state apart from NT.

>>1294577
Boots between half/1inch.
Lifts, maybe another.

>>1294624
Maybe if you get on the gear. They wanted another guy but he legit looked too similar to Benoit so they chose Murphy.

I don't like your chances at the moment for WWE, they have TMDK, Murphy and one more Aussie male in NXT already. They're building up tag teams though so you never know. Smaller guys regularly inhabit a tag role.

The easiest way in is being female these days though.

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>>1295096
dat age

True but that means more time to pursue this career.

>>1295096
>Im 15 right now
Enjoy your ban dumbass,.

>>1295119
Thanks