Cm punk is training hard and you cucks can't do anything about it

>>1292551
How can one man look so autistic?

>>1292551
Won't stop him from getting beaten into a coma

>>1292551
him and Colt Cabana should team up and form The New Bushwhackers.

Vince must have been drunk on his AIDS meds the day he green-lit a title run for a comedy act like Cuck Manlet.

>>1292552
>>1292553
>>1292555
XD so funny

>>1292603
Get some muscle, Phil. You have the body of a ten year old girl.

>>1292551
Does he do all this hoping to make his dad proud?

>>1292623
Phil never had a dad

>>1292551

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1293785
This is hilarious

>>1293790

....and every word true!

>>1293785

Forgot to add.

>Put his wife AJ Lee on a cum-only diet

>>1293889
Chose Aj over Maria

>>1293903

Because he's really a closet pedo, and wants the body of jailbait w/o the risk of jail time.

Fuck that fucking weak pussy. He never belonged in the wrestling business and him quitting when things got tough just proved his giant vagina.

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>>1293785
>ry "socialist cuck" back fans

>>1292551

This is the face of someone trying to be intimidating...

Emo fighter? Not a chance.

>>1293785
this shit is all true too.. wtf

>>1293785
>Married a coal burner

>>1293785
best archive this

>>1292551
Top kek if he ever does fight he'll litterally die

Why is he so scared to get his ass kicked? He should just take his beating and cash his check.

>>1294021
That's the worst, in my opinion.

>there are people who are actually going to buy his fight kit

>>1292551

Trying to fight in the 180 lbs class was not a good decision. Losing the weight has cost him what little strength he had, and made him more susceptible to injury

Alright then, hope he debuts soon.

>>1293785
this has gotten so long

>>1294288
there isn't any weight class that would fit him well because his body composition is shit. he's an ectomorph that's under 6 foot, fighting isn't something he should be doing.

>>1294280
I don't think anyone buys fight kits
Seriously you look at the UFC crowds and can count how many you see on one hand

>>1293903
Because Maria is a mega slut?