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Kallisto on commentary makes me smile. Based Ru Ru working stiff with botch cara is what I want and need in life.

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>Watching Smackdown

Kallisto is in fully blatant yeah I bought the Ultimo Dragon mask and barely modified it, no fucks given mode. I am so happy Rusev is crushing him and botch cara.

>>1286828
>He shit posts in multiple threads on /asp/ for no fucking reason and is objective cancer.

>>1286836
>Getting triggered because you're a manlet nerd and watch poo poo shows

DANA BROOKE IS BEAUTIFUL AND DEFIANT. also I kind of like her accent.

>>1286841
Thats a man baby

>Not recognizing the difference between banter and a triggering
never go full tripcarter

>>1286822
How much of a disaster will Dana's first TV match since October be?

>>1286845
Im not Carter ya manlet nerd

>>1286847
I for one am hoping full injury botch.

>>1286850
You'll be disappointed then, Edge

Dat Emma camel toe in the entrance

Bec(uc)ky Lynch the Irish Jobber incoming

>>1286849
Carter plz.

I wanna bury my face in Dana's tits

I need more heel emma shenanigans. I wish Alcia Fox would join their team and they could all be monster heel boss bitches.

>>1286858
Rather stick my dick between them

Hey Dana I got 9 inches of Big Meat you can suck on you ho Emma can join you if she wants to..

>>1286863
>9"
Post photo or ur lying

>>1286859
Those 3 or 4 matches they let Alicia be crazy monster heel were great. If they use her like that sure.

>>1286867
Are you Dana?

I fucking love Emma's theme tbqhfam.

Based Kofi making that young child touch the cereal prop.

>>1286874
Yes

>>1286878
K one 1 sec

>>1286880
>1 sec
Its been 2 mins ya tiny dick faggot

Sweet we finally get a tyler and fandango team up

Wow King actually acknowledged Giant Bernard. "How's he doing, haven't heard from him in a while..." smooth King, smooth.

Do Fandango & Tyler fuck each other in the ass now or?

>>1286922
In their pussies

Iowa is dry as fuck.

The third time is not the charm with this Make Darren Young Great again skits, they need to hurry up and make the inference of Backlund being Trump more obvious. R Truth with a redneck selfie stick is great though.

>goldongo

THIS IS THE GOLDEN DAWN OF THE GOLDEN TRUTH

>>1286955
Dubs confirm. I expect tag team lulz not seen since Team Hell No.

>>1286964
>He liked Team 'Cringe, no!'

I openly admit turned in just for the Cesaro match.

>I'd rather have someone who hates to lose than someone with the will to win. Kevin Owens hates to lose. He won't even lose weight!

Kek
Based King

I liked how Cesaro stole the dive spot and Sami wouldn't give him a high five and sort of gave him a short lariat chest bump instead.

Owens frogsplash is weak as fuck. Should never use it to finish a match.

>>1287049
It's definitely not the greatest looking frog splash but its the most realistic because hes a fatass

>>1287049
should call it the toad splash