Alright lads, we've been arguing for a while now it's finally time to decide who is the face of /asp/.
Here's how the game works.
>Pictured is the entire current WWE roster of superstars.
>To remove a superstar you don't think is worthy from the list, just comment his name and a reason why
>Only one superstar per post
>Last remaining wrestler will be crowned the best wrestler on the roster
GO
I'll start by removing Ryback since he's not even here anymore
Sweet merciful autism.
> Sin Cara's mask
dafuq
>>1280329
> FAVOURITE WRESTER
>WWE
Sorry, but I'm too old for shitty kid brand wrestling.
>>1280369
>""""""""""""""""""Adult Wrestling"""""""""""""""""""
HAHAHAHA
>>1280329
You seem to be missing the best
>>1280329
Hey fatty, we have had this discussion many times and the answer is RVD, Luke Harper and Rusev. Anyone that says any one else is either a redditor or a wootist
I won't bother photoshopping out, but Rusev is out.
>>1280347
>>1280400
We're rolling now
Big Banter Corbin
shit body, see-through hair, meme character, weak finish, limp wrists, potential for improvement through based trainers at performance centre but called up WAY TOO EARLY
>>1280416
rest big bantz
>>1280416
>but called up WAY TOO EARLY
Corbin was in developmental before there even was a Performance Center.
>>1280420
it trips me out that there are 64 males under contract for the main roster alone
also that they kept swagger and ditched zeb
>>1280420
Remove Rock.
Not an active wrestler, buried Wyatt even deeper than he already was.
>>1280426
so what you're saying is that he is naturally shit and can't be taught a thing about ring positioning, how to conceal his weaknesses or how to build his body up
maybe he just doesn't care enough to do it
>>1280428
Also that they've kept Los Matadores, literally who
>>1280430
>>1280431
Not at all, but don't let me stop you from arguing with yourself.
>>1280436
Assuming that this thread is going to just be popular wrestlers being removed due to smark/markiness I'll go ahead and remove the leftovers.
Remove Slater.
>>1280442
>>1280449
Chris Jericho
>Lame hair
>Walks funny
>Has tits bigger than mine
>The only reason he is a good heel is that people legit dislike him, not his character
>Walls of Jericho
>>1280449
remove strowman.
R-Truth, just fuck off
>>1280453
>>1280454
>>1280457
Remove Ramen, because it will happen sooner or later anyway.
>>1280460
This.
>>1280449
Erik Rowan, the big ginger bearded fuck. Tfw buried by the rock in 6 seconds
Why was rusev, Balor removed without anyone even voting?
>>1280460
Was very surprised all 3 members of shield lasted this long desu
>>1280466
Deano
>>1280466
Kane, for always taking the pedigree bump on his knees.
Dean Ambrose: Overrated, irrelevant in this era. Shitty gimmick, lame acting, bad hair, wrestles in singlet+jeans. Popular only with 8 year old girls and soccer moms.
remove fatass. Either one
>>1280471
I mistook the cancelled Sin cara for balor, because of the arm bands. My bad.
>>1280471
>>1280473
>>1280475
>>1280480
>>1280480
>>1280483
Forgot based fatass
>>1280483
one of the usos (I can't tell them a part)
Seth Rollins
Baby dick
Whiny voice
Killed ratings
Unsafe worker
Overrated all around
>>1280483
Zack Ryder: Forced by fans. Isn't really main event material or good. Has a whiney look like "I deserve to be famous, I do". Overplayed underdog gimmick.
>>1280458
Remove Dolph Ziggler
>Le epic no psychology oversell man
>>1280464
Fuck you. Erick Rowan is based.
>>1280489
>>1280490
>>1280491
>>1280492
>>1280493
Your gracious host will be departing for 20 minutes but will return to catch up
>>1280488
Neville or Apollo Crews.
They're both flip monkeys and charisma vacuums.
>>1280498
Remove the other Uso because if he's left it's hard to tell who is who.
>>1280453
Kill yourself Jericho is GOAT.
>>1280498
>sheamus
never drew a dime
>>1280495
Based at the bottom of jabroni drive at the, smackdown hotel
>>1280488
remove usos (as one) because he's garbage
guess we could argue for for taking out adam rose, the ascension and orton based on injuries, or being cut out.
>>1280454
remove kebab
>>1280498
Remove Darren Young.
Gay niggers creep me out
>>1280498
Remove one of the Matadores. Don't know don't care which one.
>>1280498
Remove Kalisto for being one of the worst US champs in history.
>>1280499
pick one, feggit
>>1280498
Beeg
I love him but he needs to retire
Cesaro
Fuck this penis looking dude with the most dedicated smark fanbase atm
D-Von for being the inferior Dudley.
If he wasn't here we could have gotten a great ME heel in Bully Ray.
>>1280514
lol he's not even bottom 10
>>1280535
He's still had a trash reign m8.
>>1280498
Remove Undertaker
>'I'm 50, but I never lose'
>'I'm a company guy. I'll do whatever you say Vince'
>'I don't know shit about shoot fighting, but I like UFC. I'm going to wear MMA gloves'
>'I don't know shit about shoot fighting, but I like UFC. Only Angle or Lesnar can beat me'
>'I don't know shit about shoot fighting, but I like UFC. Bill me as the best pure striker in WWE'
>'I know I have the greatest gimmick in history, but I want to cosplay as a biker. Bikers are cool'
>'Don't worry. I am a master of making the other guy look good when I beat them'
>'Ignore the first 18 years when I couldn't wrestle for shit and tell people I'm the best ever'
>'I lead Le epic locker room court, fuck off out of our dressing room Miz'
>'I'm bored of my wife. Find me a diva who looks like my daughter, except more anorexic'
Ryback
Dumb roid monkey
>>1280498
The Big Slow
>>1280549
Miz was kicked out the locker room for being a cunt
>>1280549
didn't he get kicked out by benoit?
>>1280498
Annnnd we're back, making some serious progress!
>>1280582
Orton for being a boring fuck who doesn't care since he dropped the Legend Killer gimmick
>>1280582
simon gotch
>>1280582
Remove Lesnar
His suplex spam is just self parody at this point.
Lose Axel for being vanilla as hell and not living up to that amazing Mr Perfect remix.
anyone vetting these for authenticity? or is some samefag ditching a tonne of dudes he doesn't like?
>>1280582
Remove Titus, boring, talentless micropenis fuck who is only still around because of the backlash of his suspension.
>>1280582
Remove boring zayn.
>>1280585
>>1280587
>>1280589
>>1280596
>>1280594
Asp is only browsed by like 3 people with 30 trips, it's been pretty tame so far so I'm just letting it slide
>>1280599
Remove Miz, overly annoying gimmic, the only thing good about it is his wife and even that is starting to get boring.
>>1280641
25 superstars left
>>1280649
Remove Neville, literally zero charisma
>>1280649
Remove Shane
>Spot monkey
>Can't cut a promo
>Hailed as some kind of saviour by reddit-tier posters even though he is objectively the dumbest and least talented McMahon.
Yeah, I hate him
>>1280649
Remove Tyler Breeze. What does he even do?
>>1280649
Remove Bray, his promos are fucking boring and I dont think hes had a good match in over a year
>>1280606
Mark Henry, he's 20 years deep and irrelevant.
>>1280654
>>1280662
Remove Tyson Kidd.
He looks like one of my uncles who molested me when i was a lass
>>1280657
>>1280658
>>1280659
>>1280660
>>1280665
>>1280662
Bo Dallas, because fucking look at him.
>>1280658
>>1280659
I don't like you.
>>1280662
Remove Luke Harper.
I don't big men who wrestle like cruiserweights.
>>1280669
Because they are a tag team remove konnor and viktor is this a fucking joke
>>1280673
> he doesn't like HarpGOAT
Actually commit sudoku.
Remove Aiden English, his promos and gimmick are incredibly annoying
>>1280669
Remove Cena because too close for comfort.
>>1280670
>>1280673
>>1280680 one per post, surprised they lasted this long desu
>>1280682
>>1280684
>>1280692 BIG MATCH JOHN SURVIVED FOR SO LONG
>>1280682
> getting worked by The Drama King
>>1280692
Literally kill yourself.
I;m not being ironic. I genuinely want to you to kill yourself.
Why is Cody can't act Stardust Rhodes still there, remove him. Not enough that he copies his brother's gimmic badly, he still sort of tries to ride on his father's fame.
>>1280696
jesus christ the state of what's left, remove del taco
>>1280704
>>1280706 rip cody, pegged him to win
>>1280708 it is looking dire
>>1280696
Remove the another Ascension guy for being a junkie/hanging with a junkie.
>>1280712
Remove Goldust. He hasn't entertained me for twenty years.
>>1280712
Literally nothing but tag team members left.
Well, so long, Bubba Ray, back to Attitude Era nostalgia for you.
>>1280712
Big E
Can I do another? If so, Fandango because he's the only person on this I don't like
>>1280712
remove enzo cuz sawft
>>1280712
All of Stale Nig have to go
>>1280712
Let's get rid of Cass.
>>1280712
>removed luke harper
i am the voice of the /asp/ hivemind and i demand that you eliminate everyone, bring back harper and kill yourself
>>1280719
Fuck you, you piece of shit. He was who I wanted to win. I guess you could say I have... Shattered Dreams?
>>1280713
>>1280719
>>1280720
>>1280721
>>1280722
>>1280723
>>1280725
>>1280727
AND ITS ALL OVER, YOUR OFFICIAL BEST WRESTLER ON THE ROSTER IS
Karl Anderson?
Fucking hell guys...
>>1280712
Karl Manletson
>>1280730
No.
>>1280733
How in the world did Karl win? Wew, lads, we really botched this.
>>1280719
>He hasn't entertained me for twenty years.
I present you with the "Shittest of Shit Taste" Award
>>1280734
Damn, I was late.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE ASP
>>1280733
You clearly missed blotting out Big Cass, OP
>>1280741
HEEEEY MAN
The guy who will remain will be the most Irrelevant wrestler today. Simply because this exercise brings that out.
>>1280745
Just as irrelevant like /asp/
>>1280742
>>1280744
He was voted for but I uploaded the wrong image
Sorry lads, it's true.
Least Hated =/= Favorite
>>1280751
Yep most irrelevant would win.
>>1280733
it's sort of fitting that the last man left standing in a board full of shitposters is the bland guy that everyone just kinda forgot about
>>1280751
>Bubba and Harper eliminated
Shit-tier taste confirmed for /asp/ies
laughing at the guy who removed Big Cass instead of Carl. He's the one that botched it.
Karl Anderson, King of ASP. All hail King Anderson.
>>1280761
That was me, and I feel bad about it. When I did it, I was trying to set up Golddust for the win but I was too late.
>>1280751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSNKGcqf2YY
official thread theme
>Not SashA+
Cunts
Just for this I'm making a custom "King of ASP" attire for Anderson in 2K16. You'd download it, wouldn't you?
>>1280770
What platform
Machine Gun Karl Anderson official /asp/ outfit fucking when?
>>1280773
PS4
>>1280770
Obviously. Pop it on the PS4 and I'll sport that.
>>1280751
HOT
>>1280776
Fug
Should have been big match john fuck you guys
>>1280788
Should have gone over clean
I'll make it if the person that made this nice Karl Anderson CAW allowed other people to upload it
>>1280755
Get worked smark
Thanks for playing guys, I'll be sure to make another thread when Anderson gets fired or is buried beyond revival.
But until then, ALL HAIL KING KARL
>>1280781
ASIAN
>>1280732
nice one
>>1280329
Do a women's version of this OP
This was fun, do this every week OP.
>>1280329
>entire roster of superstars
>no female in site
Biased af
>>1282452
>>1280986
>>1280336
>not even here anymore
remove Adam Rose too
>>1282452
fuck off sjw. they're divas