Is there a sport where i can be a jedi?

>>1273842
Kys you manlet nerd

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>>1273842
WWE

>>1273846
what?

>>1273850
that's pretty cool, but why is there pumkins and skeletons?

>>1273857
Kill yourself you manlet nerd

>>1273861
is this some ebin /asp/ meme?

>>1273842
You are halfaway into it since Jedi can't have sex.

>>1273864
Actually they can fuck all they want. They just cant get emotionally attached.

>>1273864
that's not true.

i had sex before

>>1273869
With a guy

>>1273873
i'm not gay.

also stop getting off topic

>>1273874
You sound pretty fucking gay

>>1273873
I believe I speak on behalf of the entire Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu community when I say: There's nothing wrong with that.

>>1273874
You're going to get on your moral high horse about being off-topic when you shitpost about Jedis? Kys manlet

>>1273876
>>1273883
i'm asking if there is a sport where i can be a jedi.

i'm not shitposting

>>1273889
WWE

>>1273889
If you like Star Wars then you're probably a manlet.

>>1273889
In case you didn't notice, WWE is just giving you a hard time and the alternative sports part of this board isn't chipping in because the community is smaller and it's mother's day.

>>1273842
I mean Kendo exists.

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If I practice Tai Chi enough, will I be able to focus my chi energy into a Force Push kind of technique?

>>1273842
Ludosport or Terra Prime or whatever

>>1275837
yes

>>1273842
Take a left on please have sex road

>>1275837

That'd make a great angle for the Undertaker; using physic powers to defeat people. Or better yet Roman Reigns, he could just use his powers to knock anyone unconscious.

WWE is the best sport to become a Jedi.