MY NAME, IS KIZARNY

If he didn't do that goofy carney speak his gimmick wouldn't have been that bad

>>1272572

Kizarny was never suppose to get a job in the WWE. Hell Kizarny was never suppose to get the fuck out of OVW

Kizarny sent an "anonymous tip" that one of the people in the backstage developmental was feeling progressively suicidal and he refused to tell Vince which person it was so he said "give me a job and i'll tell you."

Went Vince finally found out Kizarny was released one month after debuting

This man was a piece of shit.

>>1272568
AND I LOVE TO LYNCH NIGGERS! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

>>1272578

That's hilarious

>>1272583

Kizarny wrestled literally 2 matches in the entirety of his WWE career a victory against MVP with the world's greenest DDT and jobbing immediently in a Battle Royale that Big Show ended up dominating.

>>1272589

I know that, I just never knew the story about how he got onto the roster.

>>1272597

Its fucking disgusting hence why this man will never work a real gig in his life. He's the fucking poster child for "Juggalo shithead"

CZW maybe but he'll never amount to anything.

i saw this guy at comicaze last year on oct30. he had his own stand. he said he still talks to mundo

>>1272601
What's funny is that he debuted around the same time as Kofi Kingston, the guy had 4 fucking promos but only 1 match.

>>1272617

Kofi fucking won the Intercontinental Championship from fucking Jericho in record time to the loudest pop at NoC before winning the Tag Team belts with Punk weeks later

Kofi has done more in the E in over a decade then Kizarny will ever do in his life.

>>1272614

This reminds me of how Vader and Axl Rotten (Balls Mahoney's Tag-Team partner) used to travel together to do gigs for WCW house shows until Vader retired with grace while Axl developed a meth addiction working garbage matches for grams of meth and 6-packs of beer.

>>1272578
whowas feeling suicidal?

>>1272578
Who was suicidal?

>>1272698
>>1272704

Shawn McGrath

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>>1272718
Literally whom?

>>1272578
I don't know, that sounds super made up.

>>1272784

It's not...

>>1272779

Literally no one important some geek no one heard about

>>1272787
I'm sure its made up. sounds like some faggy tumblr story.

>>1272787
Googling it, I've found nothing. Give us a citation.

>>1272796

Believe me it's not...

>>1272814

Type in "Kizarny suicide" and click the first result

>>1272826
It's just his wiki.

Op is a lying sack of sasha banks shit

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>>1272718

Corbin?

>>1272568
KIZILL YOURSELF