/wwe/ general #2060 - Ambrose edition

First for 2017 is Year of Ambrose

>>1270838
Ambronies UNITE

Hes going to look so good with the strap

>that hairline
KEK

>>1270867
Still gets to fills Renee with his cream every night

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First for pure hotness.

>>1270838
why have we been stuck at 2060 for the past few weeks

>>1270911
She ugly

>>1270918
2Cold Pedo Mod keeps deleting generals

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>>1270901

>>1270929
You homo

>>1270938
Holy fuck
>unzips dick*
>pours cream on hand*
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpa*

>>1270929
No she isn't.

>>1270911
What has she really got that Nikki doesn't have better? Think about it.

>>1270950
You mean besides her face?

>>1270950
Natural tits.
An ass without the need of buttscrunching tights.
A feminine facial structure.

>>1270950
An ass?
An attractive face?
Non-fake tits?

>>1270952
>>1270958
>>1270960
nope
get real

ambrose is a faggot hurrr durrr im a lunatic. get fucked.

>>1270938
Find a hotter woman in WWE.
Protip: It can't be done.

>>1270964
> finding Gruntilda Bella OMG SO HAWT

>tfw i had a dream dean was groping his girl renee
>Roman came in and starting touching her boobs and discussing her bra with her
>Dean simply stood back and watched as roman began touching renee all over
I think i need a break from the product

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>>1270964
>Nikki
>real

>>1270968
Plain as fuck face. Square jaw and no lips.

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>>1270964
>Nikki
>real

>>1270958
Lana's tits are terrible

>>1270968
Like all of them. Renee is average as fuck. No tits, no ass, no curves.

>>1270999
You obviously don't know what plain faced means if you're actually calling Renee fuckin Young that.

>>1271000
>this picture is photoshopped
i can't believe it

>>1271004
no

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>>1271009
>Nikki
>real

>>1270992
>>1271000
Literally the only "fake" thing on Nikki is her tits, and they're far better than Lana's crappy tits.

>>1270999
>square jaw
Every woman in WWE has a square jaw.

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>>1271017
>Nikki
>real

>>1270968
Eden Stiles

>>1271017
>I prefer genetically engineered fruit compared to natural home grown fruit
18+

>>1271028
>He thinks there's anything wrong with GM food
You fell for the "natural" marketing.

>>1271027
faker than Eva Marie

>>1271017
And her nose
And her chin

>>1271020
Well that's just not true.

>>1271033
Find three women in WWE without square jaws.

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>>1271032
who cares

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KILL URSELF YOUR OUT OF YOUR MIND

>>1271030
>He prefers silicone
Sad virgin doesn't understand what a metaphor is

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>>1270838
JUST

>muh square jaws
>muh trannies
Autism. How picky can you get? I never see anyone but /wwe/ haunted by trannies everywhere

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>>1271005
word

>>1271042
The metaphor doesn't work when there's nothing wrong with GM food. You're instead implying there's nothing wrong with fake tits.

>>1271047
Looks a bit like Kirsten Dunst

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>>1271045
KEK

>>1271050
Translation:
>I'm just going to dig a deeper hole on how stupid I am
Seek sunlight virgin

>>1271033
Nikki's nose and chin aren't fake.
If they were, they wouldn't look like a witch's.

>>1271045
Why is dean always getting keked?

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>>1271053
MY SHIT UP

>>1271039
People who don't like plastic?

>>1271037
Becky Lynch
Emma
Eden Stiles

What do I win?

>>1271054
The irony.

>>1271064
Two of those do have square jaws.

>>1271039
see >>1271028

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>>1270938
best

>>1271072
Only if you failed kindergarten.

>thread on who has fake boobs
>thread on who has square jaws
What's next? Who shaves?

>>1271082
Love how you know which I'm talking about too.
Shows I was right.

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>>1271004
Renee is a secure 9/10.

>>1271087
Your ability for self-delusion is honestly impressive.

>>1271064
>Becky

>>1271064
Becky has a pretty square jaw tbqh

>>1271100
>>1271098
No.

>>1271094
Actually she is average with a cute face, Summer Rae is #1 in beauty 2bh.

>>1271107
Has to be bait.

>>1271112
>If you dont agree with me you are baiting
She looks natural, model tier 2bh.

>>1271107
>Mr Burns is #1

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>>1271117
no

>>1271100
No she doesn't.

>>1271123
Whatever , i forgot waifufags infest this place

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Sasha is obviously the hottest woman in wwe!
Based boss!!!

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>>1271130

>>1271107
4/10

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>>1271130
This.

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Look at this bae and tell me with a straight face she isn't giving you a boner.

>>1271129
>if you don't agree you're a waifufag!
Fuck off to tumblr kid

is it true sasha didnt know what a gundam was

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>>1271146
>If you dont agree you are from tumblr
well well

>>1271129
What a butthurt response.

>>1271149
Yes

>>1271151
No, I'm saying that you should go to a safer space

>>1271107
Renee has a much better face and body than Summer Rae. And most of the divas.

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>Be me
>2015
>21 y old
>238 lbs
>just dumped by ex (weight was a decisive factor)
>0 friends no social life just browse 4chan 24/7
>decide to watch wrestling again last time was in 2006
>see Roman fighting
>like the guy
>"damn he looks good..if i looked like him i could feel better"
>decide to join a gym
>keep following Roman and watch his shenanigans while going to gym on a daily basis
>see him not giving a fuck about people booing the shit outta him
>"I want to be like that ... i dont want to be insecure anymore"
>ff 1 year
>Wrestlemania 32
>Roman wins WHC
>celebrate it and having reached my goal of 175 lbs
>tfw Big Dog inspired me to change my life
>tfw got friends and a thing going on with a girl by being myself and not giving attention to the people talking shit about me
>tfw people hate the Based Samoan and can't see that he's an example to follow

Based ЯR, may your reign as WHC beat Punk's

>>1271145
>>1271144
>>1271140
>>1271130
This belligerent thing is getting old, could you just hurry up and whack off to Sasha like you clearly want to.

>>1271170
Whoa, cool it on the projection

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>>1271098
>>1271100
She really doesn't.

>>1271170
u can bank on that bbygurl

>>1271177
That's a square jaw... she's cute anyway i once had a gf that looked like her but blonde

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>>1271170
But I do.....

> first /wwe/ general in ages
> its 100 per cent waifu shit
We should all take it to the beC+ketty general and shit that up 2bh lads

Save this place for cunting off americunts and wewtists

>>1271182
Anon what the fuck is a non-square jaw to you?

>>1271177
Man she looks better with normal hair

>>1271174
Not everything is a 4chan meme. Those guys who are like "I HATE this chick so much I have a folder with 70 pics of her", they do secretly find them attractive

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>>1271064
LynC+hetty has hammerhead shark eyes

Am I the only one who finds Charlotte Flair ridiculously hot? Would love to see her in a bra.

>>1271200
She wrestles in a bra

>>1271200
No, she makes me diamonds.

>>1270958
Lana? Natural?

>>1271200
No
The faggots on /lgbt/ also find ''''''her'''''' hot

>>1271196
How did she become the looser of the locker room? Never really followed her NXT Career, but I thought she'd be champ by now, instead of the resident jobber.

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>Alexa Bliss' mom
what the hell

>>1271212
...Blond Doctor?

>>1271189
im not the other faggot that replied to you, i actually think she's hot

>>1271201
I mean a real daily wear bra, not flashy crap.

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>>1271200
I find Bayley incredibly hot.

>>1271212
You mean sister.

>>1271216
I don't get why WWE gave her, Shaemus, Becky Lynch and Paige the same gimmick of mental retardation.

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>>1271216
Her body is crazy good

>>1271216
She's cute, but the headband/side ponytail gives off a junior high vibe. I can't find that sexy.

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>>1271222

>>1271210
She's older and people like Sasha&Bayley more. Simple as that. She's easily better than both at wrestling but ability isn't everything

>>1271225
>She will never wrestle in Nikki Bella tier shorts

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Please note that a strong jaw is not automatically a man jaw and it's not automatically unattractive. If anything weak jaws are usually unattractive for often leading to derpy overbites.

Chyna pre-surgery had a man jaw. Becky Lynch or someone like that does not have a man jaw.

>>1271210
she has brain damage and is too old to be the future

>>1271210
Falcon Arrow said WWE don't see her as top woman material. She's the female Dean, good backup in case the top player gets injured, but not a frontrunner. So really her only chance of ever being champ is if Bayley or whoever is top babyface goes down.

>>1271236
>too old
>she's younger than Charlotte and Reigns

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Who made this funny pic?

>>1271240
Reigns is male. WWE don't care about age when it comes to men.

Charlotte is Ric Flair's daughter and doesn't have a decade of injuries.

>>1271238
>most attractive girl they have
>best wrestler of the new call-ups
>best talker of the new call-ups
>foreign, to aid that "WWE is global" shtick
>not top material
WWE get out, you're stupid.

It's cloudy and looks like it gonna rain hard do I still have to go to this bbq I'm invited to?

>>1271245
Neither does Becky.

>>1271240
Charlotte isn't the future either and Reigns is male.

>>1271245
> decade of injuries

She only wrestled on the indies for 6 years and then spent almost that much time on hiatus.

>>1271236
>she has brain damage
That explains why she talks funny, but so does Bayley.

>>1271249
Go to the BBQ and don't come back until you have sex PLEASE

>>1271240
Anon they are still pushing Eva Marie as a future superstar and she's a minimum of years away from being viable, while being in her 30s, and probably will never be viable.

>>1271250
>multiple stingers
>concussions
>broken both ankles
>serious head injury that forced her into retirement before
She's more beat up than most of them

>>1271206
Lana is natural you dumb fuck.

See her many nudes.

>>1271236
>>1271227
>29 years
>Too Old

You're kidding right? 29 is really young. She has a good 5 years before she even hits a prime. Unless she needs to retire and have kids.

>>1271248
I agree. I don't really know what they don't see aside from less merch sales than the others

>>1271235
you can't get through to people who are conditioned to think every woman looks like "A TRANNY"

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>>1271260
>Becky is going to be the female Benoit

>>1271260
She didn't wrestle from 2006-2013.

Stone Cold had a broken neck in 1997. He was still the top guy by 1998, because he was the right choice.

You can't do this "well can they last 10 years" idiocy when trying to pick a top star.

>>1271269
Stone Cold's neck injury came back to haunt him, though. So did Edge's. Maybe they're cautious that her head injury could become a problem, idk.

>>1271235
10/10 lady

>>1271270
Disgusting womanlets.

>>1271269
>You can't do this "well can they last 10 years" idiocy when trying to pick a top star.
Unfortunately WWE are idiots and love having one person at the top for years upon years

>>1271271
Yes, it did, and he retired by 2003.

That does not mean it wasn't the absolute right thing to do to push him to the top, he was as big a star as there's ever been for those four years. People being on top for a decade like Cena in the post-territories business is not normal, and Cena is going to be a physical wreck when he retires.

Edge? It did come back to haunt him, but not for seven years, in which he was a top guy. It didn't stop them pushing him and it shouldn't have.

If her head injury was still a problem 8 years later, then they would never have hired her in the first place.

Injuries happen and careers are shortened. Look at what happened to Rollins. It doesn't mean you only pick 20 year olds and wrap them in bubblewrap.

>>1271251
>Charlotte isn't the future
>implying
She'll wrestle into her 60s like dear old dad

>>1271275
This isn't a thing and never will be.

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>>1270950
Everything.

>>1271275
You know what the hardest part of calling Bliss & Liv disgusting is?

Coming out to your parents.

>>1271289
But anon she isn't even 6'9 how can I love a woman who isn't a star basketball player?

>>1271278
You're right. I was just trying to guess as to why she's destined to be the deanetty. Who knows

>>1271295
The real reason is WWE's talent appraisal on the main roster has gone to absolute shit.

>>1271287
cherrypicked
fail

Lana sucks

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>>1271282
Anything can be forced enough to become a thing on here. Womanlets can too

>>1271303
No, it can't, because it has no basis in actual society, so the only people who will say it are the people trying and failing to force a meme.

WELL GODDAMN VINCE THESE PEOPLE PAID A LOT OF FUCKIN MONEY TO SEE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HIT A FEW STUNNERS AND DRINK A FEW BEERS

NOT TO DO A JOB TO THE DAMN BIG SHOW

>>1271311
>Memes need to be based in actual society

What's ur imgur score m91

>>1271318
The meme isn't funny. So it can't spread on that.
It's not based on anything in society, so it can't spread on that.

I'm just telling you why your meme attempt failed to catch on.

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>>1271303
Obligatory.

>>1271318
"manlet" comes from short men being un-masculine
women are not expected to be masculine

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Is there a better ass in all of pro wrestling?

>>1271333
Nucki Bolla
duuuuuuuur

>>1271333
No. How can lil cracka girls even compete

>>1271328
Tall women are the equivalent of manlets because they aren't dainty/feminine/petite, but I don't know what terms you could use for them.

>>1271333
No, not even close

>>1271333
Prefer Bayley's

>>1271303
Most divas incl Becky are normal height desu Charlotte is just tall

>>1271345
homo

>>1271345
I get that. Her ass is definitely more normal looking. Naomi's is kardashian tier sometimes which looks fucked up

Still wanna drown in that chocolate meat though

>>1271333
White bois little diks couldn't even pleasure this goddess

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>They boo Roman Reigns because its fun
Vince can't actually be this fucking delusional

were Enzo and Cass ever heels in NXT? The only heelish thing I remember seeing them do was taunt Emma with her dance after she lost to Carmella.

>>1271367
He isn't. He's just spinning it in a way to suit his needs.

It's not a very good or believable spin, but it is what it is.

Find something stupider than what this man says at 21:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2luiWn3UNi0

>inb4 marketer/shill

No really, just go to 21:00 and try to even remotely validate or comprehend that.

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>>1271367
>weebcuck
>hates reigns
Kek why all the losers always hate Based Big Dog?

>>1271350
>you're a homosexual if you like one female's ass over a different female's ass!

>>1271303
Problem is Becky is universally considered more attractive than Charlotte, and much of the reason Charlotte has that weird boxy body is down to her height.

In short, fuck off.

>>1271378
from the thumbnail and font it is that new york guy right?

not watching that shit

>>1271374
enzo came out of a heel in his singles debut but quickly became a face

>>1271374
They debuted as heels. But they were too much fun and people cheered them, so they were turned face.

>>1271389
Judging by his accent, pretty clearly from New York, yeah.
Don't usually watch his stuff, actually just got it recommended to myself by someone, based on the sheer stupidity of what he said.

>>1271384
everyone on the anime imageboard is a weeb

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Who /drunk/ here?

I'm drunk. Just threw my pillow at my tv while watching 24. Its broken.

What do you think Dean Ambrose is up to right now? Is he drunk too?

>tfw it took me 6 tries to get the captcha

>>1271422
take picture of your tv

>>1271407
you know it's the """"""Current year""""""" and no one watches weeb shit anymore right?

>>1271378
>neckbeard complaining about based eva

nothing new

>>1271422
I'm about to get drunk and go see Captain America Civil War

>ryback didn't get released

My nigga ryback is getting a payday from barret and sandows chequebook hahahaha

>>1271328
Nope
The suffix 'let' at the end of a word means smaller like pig/piglet

Wow how many virgins are in here lmao
Smh reading this shit. Get laid. Feel some tits. Losers.

I'm out

>>1271333
Nope

>>1271422
Take picture of your tv then your jaw with timestamp you lying cunt

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My beautiful ryback gets a big salary raise

jobber smelly sandow and barett goes to TNA

>>1271483
Good, stay back on Reddit

NO

THEY DON'T WANT NONE

THEY DON'T WANT NONE

THEY RUNNIN SCARED CAUSE THEY DON'T REALLY WANT NONE

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>be on youtube
>watch the new WWE top 10 about screwjobs because why not
>every comment is "#WeWantSandow"

fucking smarks

>>1271220
How are Sheamus and Paige retarded

>xavier brought a cancerous kotaku staff member on his show
Could this walking meme be any worse?

>>1271501
He could be you

>>1271502
AHAHAHAHA, how do i upvote on here guise,

>>1271501
is it patricia hermendaz?

>>1271502
Sup pal didn't know you knew me, how you been?

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It's Kevin Owens' birthday today.

What do you think he will wish for?

>>1271506
Some cunt called Patrick Klepek

>>1271517
less cholesterol

>>1271517
That they have burgers at catering this Monday

>>1271517

a second cake

>>1271517
That he doesn't go into a diabetic coma in the ring

>>1271505
Kill yourself, nigger

>>1271531
Thats not very reddit of you. Apologize now.

>>1271494
>actually wanting Sandow

What the fuck is wrong with people?
Dude couldn't wrestle for shit.

>>1271535
PJWTS

>>1271541
KYSYMN

>>1271494
Bet it's the same fatties that chant we want sasha

>>1271526
You mean a 4th cake?

>>1271538
it's sad that they didn't make him a manager though because he could talk

>>1271550
His speaking in the intellectual savior gimmick was pretty good, but I really wasn't a fan of him as vanilladow.

>>1271538
>cant do flippyshit or spotfests? youre a bad wrestler
kys

>>1271538
Why, because he couldn't do flips? Kys

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Do you think an exotico gimmick could go over in WWE. I mean it's 2016!

>>1271603
Disgusting

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what's the best entrance from the darkness?

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>>1271480
>mfw they released all those guys so they can get the money to meet his demands
BIG GUY = RATINGS

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OWEN HART!

Gone too soon, will never be forgotten.

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>>1271651
kevin owens named his son and then his wwe name after hart

>>1271655
Does Owen Owens know the truth about El Generico?

>>1271667
He seems retarded so probably not

Mic skills, charisma and personality are going extinct, work rate geeks are flooding every corner of the industry. The end is nigh.

Styles is a great wrestler in the ring, great at moves, he even has psychology as well to his ring work and sells without over selling. I don't think anyone can really fault his ring work, but he's indicative of this era; the geek era. Where wrestlers are just average joe's with no star aura, no charisma, no personality and most of them should be banned from cutting promos.

>>1271407
>80% of the boards arent related to anime.
>i-its an a-anime board g-guys.

Pathetic weeb.

>>1271688
k

>>1271538
Pls most wrestlers are shit.

Sandow was GOAT selling and on the mic.

kys

>>1271688
Just watch lucha underground my bro

>>1271517
That anti-smarks are still shallow enough to get worked by him being fat.

>>1271569
>>1271583
>>1271705
How is retirement, my man?

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>tfw beato luchador stole your gardevoir

>>1271698
He's not wrong.

>>1271761
He is wrong. Most of his problems are not caused by the wrestlers, but how WWE presents them.

>>1271769
>Cesaro
>Sami Zayne
>Apollo crews
>Neville
>Aj styles
>Finn Balor
>Itami

Yes these guys can wrestle, but can they talk? Unless your the rocks cousin,or being paid a whole lot of money (Aj styles) you ain't going far. Then again Del Rio is a jobber also.

>>1271780
>putting Sami Zayn in there
Now I know you're full of shit.

>>1271780
>>1271784
I feel Sami gets lumped in there just because it's easy to do so. Because he kinda fits the mold.
In reality, Zayn honestly has some of the more natural speaking abilities of anyone on the roster. He's not cutting stellar promos, because he's not given the material to, but he displays emotion really fucking well.

>Shinsuke Nakamura’s t-shirt that was released on 5/2 in Japan has already sold out. All sizes sold out in just a few hours. His t-shirts are also among the best-selling items on WWEShop.com behind The New Day’s “Booty-O” shirts. That’s very impressive when you consider that Nakamura’s TV exposure is limited to WWE Network programming.

>WWE’s upcoming tour of Japan in July sold out within 5 minutes. Nakamura and Asuka will be wrestling on those shows.

>His official theme “The Rising Sun” was the first WWE theme to reach 1 million views on YouTube. As of this writing, the theme is approaching 1.5 million YouTube views. At one point, the song was listed as the number 1 soundtrack on the iTunes charts.

How? i thought fat smarks were 0.00001% of the audience and have no impact on anything?

>>1271780
Finn can talk. He doesn't do "generic bland WWE babyface promo" well, but he does "shithead heel" well.

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>>1271792
JUSTU

>>1271793
No.

>>1271800
Uh, yes.

>>1271801
No.

>>1271780
Go back two years, and ask me if Kofi Kingston or Big E can talk.

>>1271800
terrific response, faggot

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>>1271793
super punchable

>>1271809
No.

test

>>1271793
>Finn can talk

Fucking hell.

>>1271805
I get what you're saying but you can't apply that logic to everyone.

Some people simply don't have it and Cesaro is one of them.

>>1271819
How the fuck do you know that?

>>1271793
>finn can talk

We went too far, lads.
Shut it all down.

>>1271796
>implying his music won't hit at the first show after Nakameme wins the NXT strap

le twitchy man will go to sleep and it will be glorious

>>1271819
No, it doesn't. But everyone should be given the chance and the input.
Who in WWE gets to do their own promos, or make up their own character?

Do the few that do tend to be the best?

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>>1271793
>Finn can talk

>>1271821
>>1271816
>>1271812
>>1271828
There are a total of five people that post on this image board.
You are one of them.

>>1271820
Cesaro has been here for a while. Every time hes on the mic I just hope for the Miz(other heels) to carry him.

>>1271827
They should I agree. Cesaro is getting that chance now, I hope he does well but it doesn't seem very strong.

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>>1271793
>Finn can talk.

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>>1271820
not him but they've been trying the funny zinger cesaro since the jbl & cole show and I never felt he sounded natural doing it

and yeah that's a gimmick but I can't see him developing good serious promos either

>>1271837
Then perhaps long promos or talk-heavy isn't his thing. Which is fine.
If you can't invent a character that maximises his strengths and hides his weaknesses, that's on you lacking imagination, not on him.

Maybe he shouldn't be the very top guy in the company, but he should be in that top mix, without any doubt.

You can do that for anyone.

>>1271792
Awful baiting memes aren't facts m8, smarks are the majority of fans now thanks to the internet boom

>>1271844
>If you can't invent a character that maximises his strengths and hides his weaknesses, that's on you lacking imagination, not on him.

But he hasn't done that, either.
Wouldn't that be Cesaro's job to pose these things, and not some random anonymous dude on the internet? Couldn't you easily paste Cesaro with this lack of imagination?
Not even saying I disagree with you that big Tony should be in the mix, but that was just a ludicrous thing to say.

>>1271844
>If you can't invent a character that maximises his strengths and hides his weaknesses, that's on you lacking imagination, not on him.

so when did this become a character creation exercise?

just because he's your boy doesn't mean you need to hang on his nuts 24/7

>>1271830
kys

>>1271849
I am talking about "you" as in "you the booker in charge of him".

Not literally you, poster on the internet.

>>1271849
It's not Cesaro's job when everyone is scripted and has their characters created by WWE.

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>>1271854
new day has proven that if you put in the work, wwe will trust you to do whatever you want

sure vince gave them the initial gimmick of "preachers" but would you really call them that now?

>>1271854
Yes it is, one of the biggest problems with the roster is that it's full of pussies too scared to go off script and take a chance. Punk did it and it made him the biggest star of the 10's, New Day say in their interviews all the time that they do things without permission all the time and hope it works and it's made them one of the most over acts on the roster.

But who really gives a shit, RAW has been good since WM.

>>1271857
Fuck I remember the initial new day. Everyone was ripping into them even Stone Cold on his podcast.

Now they're probably the most entertaining segment of the show whilst being stale.

>>1271854
They have SOME say. However restrictive and suffocating WWE is, it has been documented numerous times that they have some leeway within their gimmicks, I honestly believe more of the blame lies on their fear of stepping forward than we may be led on to think.

>>1271865
tfw only person who liked preacher day

/wwe/ I'm new to wrestling. Is Roman considered a heel or a face

>>1271876
He's not a good guy.

>>1271876
He's not a good guy...

>>1271876
Awww come on....

He's not a bad guy

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I'M JUST

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>>1271888
THE BIG GUY

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THE

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>>1271688
TLDR

TFW THEY GENUINELY WOULDN'T LIKE ANY

I finally watched the first episode of Camp WWE and it fucking sucked, what were they thinking?

>>1271911

yeah it sucked but what ended up being funny to me was imagining vince in the va booth saying that stuff

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hnng

>>1271914
Have sex

hello ped-o mod

>he does it for free because he loves the cp

>>1271917
Get new catchphrase.

>>1271920
kek

>>1271921
Hang off a tree, nigger

>>1271925
Nice try, I'm a gook actually.

>>1271927
Even worse

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>>1271928
You can't be serious?

My poo is cold

lads, just dreamt of hhh naked in the ring absoultely pulverizing and throwing around like a rag doll some naked 7 foot 400 pound muscular freak

cant look at hunter the same way now

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Will he save us by beating Roman clean at SummerSlam?

>>1272058
'no'

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>>1272058
Jhon Census will lose to Roman clean in the main event a few manias down the road and pass the torch to him

Why do smarks hate Roman so much? He's literally the Hulk Hogan of our generation

>>1272072
Hogan sucked too.

>>1272072
No, Hulk Hogan was over.

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>>1272080
>>1272085
>smarks contradicting themselves

>>1272089
One can suck while being over, genius.
Try Sid.

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>>1272092
Your mum sucks when she's over me, ur right pham

>>1272096
A retort worthy of Reigns.

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>>1272097
get worked :^)

>>1272099
>implying you do any work standing in the unemployment line

>>1272089
>le talk about smarks like i'm not one meme
my fav

>>1272103
i r not smark me love roman me epik trol

I miss /sp/ guys

>>1272108
me too

Who was the most undeservedly over person of all time?

>>1272108
YOU HAVE A COUNTRY FLAG DIFFERENT FROM MINE YOU ARE WORSE THAN ME LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY FLAG IS

There, you're on /sp/

>>1272110
Stone Cold

>>1272110
Hogan

>>1272110
Sid.

>>1272111
It's not really about that, its just that threads are so dead now.
Before I could discuss wrestling anytime of the day because people were always on talking.
Now the threads are only active for an hour at best and are mostly shit.
At least gamethreads are still alright, but the general is dead and the random threads about one topic get 2 posts and then die.

>>1272110
The Rock

>>1272117
>wanting to discuss wrestling
Try Reddit

>>1272108
I don't miss /sp/ as much as I hate it here

in particular the fact that the general dies ater the bump limit is lame as fuck, then I check the catalog and it's not even like the 20-80 post threads are lively

WHERE DO YOU GUYS GO?

>>1272110
Daniel Bryan

>>1272122
This was the first answer I was expecting 2bh

Comfy cuckshed time. See ya'll in 15-20 hours

>>1272110
Epik troll answer of popular wrestler.

>>1272121
I go to Reddit:^)

you little faggy faggots enjoying your cuck shed?

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>>1272151
yep cozy

someone post that skype club pic

>>1271793
>finn can talk

>>1271488
he's fired

>>1271167
>He's not insecure
I guess you haven't seen the webm of his lips quivering saying
>Belee dat

>>1272254
Or heard him try to deal with any critics whatsoever.

>>1271442
>2016 meme
Go back to
>>>/t/umblr
Faggot

>>1272259
I need to see that

>>1272267
His response always amounts to
>You can't criticise me or any wrestler in any way because you're not a wrestler.
He also loves saying asinine

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Aside from Roman, who will be the next 5 to be added to this list?

>>1272366
I hope noone because that image is ugly af pham

also
>rey's """reign"""

kek

>>1271688
I wish you'd "end" yourself.

>>1271780
All of them except for Hideo are definitely better talkers than Dwayne's Cousin.

just ordered a wrestling observer print subscription lads

>>1272101
But i work, dont project your failures onto others

>>1272366
>Triple H, Christian, Jack Swagger, Ziggler, Randy Orton, Chris Benoit missing from that list.

Bottom Left...who are the two in between Jeff Hardy and Edge supposed to be? And In between Mankind and Big Show?