Royal Rumble Entrant #30 Reaction Thread

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>>1270599
too early for this shit but I'll do it

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6zS6p8-1u0

I think Taker needs one last Biker run to 'humanize' him for the HoF induction

>Only Lesnar is in the ring
>Number 30
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

>Roman Reigns, AJ Styles and Dean Ambrose are the final three in the ring
>3...2...1...
>The lights go out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBY_ZkjrKZc
>Okada comes out with money raining from the sky, being accompanied by Vince McMahon

>>1270613
literally who

>>1270611
>I'm marking out bro!

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>>1270613
don't even bother posting anything non-WWE here, you'll just be spammed with fedoras and >outlaw wrestling

>>1270619
Japanese guy who loves money
He could be kind of like Drew McIntyre when he was Vince's chosen one

>>1270628
Literally the only WWE things anyone could post would be fucking lame, make no sense or have already been mentioned.
There aren't any grand returns/debuts that could really matter except for Angle and Nakamura.
Anyone else would just be a huge pop then sadness once eliminated, like Daniel Bryan would be a massive pop but wouldn't win and it would just be silly, so why bother putting these silly implausible possibilities

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XBHESRoLA

>>1270644
Who ever had the balls to do this would be over as fuck

>>1270644
I would saw off one of my testicles to have some /asp/ cunt who works for wwe to do this

>>1270613
At best he would be Japanese Del Rio with that rainmaker gimmick.

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>>1270644
>Chris Benoit comes out
>it was all a work

>>1270644
>it's actually sandow dressed as him

>>1270619
> he doesn't know the RAAAAAIIINNNMAKAH

Laugh at this fool.

It'll obviously be him

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PABzfeRs5s0

>>1270610

I'm still firmly of the belief that either 'Taker will return to the American Badass gimmick before retiring, or that upon one big last Deadman match, he'll return as the American Badass then after retiring from in-ring performances.

Let's face it, he's not going to just leave WWE cold turkey. He'll keep coming back for this and that. But it's just awkward and unnecessary to have any one of his appearances be the big, epic Deadman entrance when he won't be wrestling.

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>+10 wrestlers in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDt-TAvc6zA
>proceed to eliminate people until only the final 3 left

>next year
>Roman in the ring defending his WWEWHC in the Rumble in a twice-in-a-lifetime stipulation
>only people left aside from him are Triple H and Sheamus
>Ambrose is yet to enter
>Rollins is yet to enter
>both have been involved in an angle with him, playing off of his negative crowd reactions as babyfaces
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFWwtRTPV4

>Roman goes on to win

How does it feel knowing this is more likely than any of the shit you guys have posed?

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>>1271432

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5nzNxW2kdU

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>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3st1dG4UY

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjGJEujkQzU

>>1270837
But will he be more American Badass or more Big Evil?

I'd really prefer Big Evil, ABA is too dated now. Granted he debuted as ABA before the 9/11 attacks but I don't need the Undertaker waving an American flag around, just give me a human Undertaker who's pissed off all the time.

Big Evil for new GM

>>1271458
This theme is much better then his current theme. Whenever he goes full heel he should use this again.

>>1271443
The Gobbledy Gooker wins the Royal Rumble by tossing Undertaker over the ropes, Undertaker stares on in disbelief as the Gooker points at the Wrestlemania sign

>Brand split happens
>Rollins has one world title
>Owens wins the other title earlier in the night
>Zayn has been eliminated
>Styles, Reigns and Ambrose in the ring
>3
>2
>1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppumD1RBO0

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMx-sC-D7Ow

>Only 2 men in the ring, only one more to enter
>It's Roman and Lesnar staring each other down, the tension being sliced by the intensity of the boos raining down from the crowd.
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj-2G1M8O_c

If he doesn't win, then whoever chucks him out (Preferrably both at once) will be even harder to make likeable because they just beat up someone with a mental handicap.

>>1270611
Would cry tears of joy/10

You all would too

>Royal Rumble Match
>Only Trips and Roman left
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8EEooKSAY

>>1271536
>Instantly eliminated
>Jeff is 30
>wins
>implying WWE Wouldnt do this

>Royal Rumble Match
>Only Roman and Dean left
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0PxoilxzM
>Monstrous Pop

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 2 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://youtu.be/P3HSuCxNloo
I'm sorry I had to..

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>Styles is the last in the ring
>#30
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8

>>1271507
Honestly this would be great. it'd be like that whole demon kane/corporate kane thing they were trying to play off last october

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>>1271542
Holy shit

>>1271574
I was thinking more like Foley. introducing the guy that was big somewhere else as a new character, then bringing in that old character after a few years.

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 3 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAq8d9NDsT0

Ofc this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ErmBDTOJo

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>>1271618

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qw6rzN-uZE

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>>1270644
the feels

>>1270599
Have a feeling hes going to the be the 2/3 entry. Similar to how Jericho came back a few years ago and lasted nearly till the end. Basically what AJ did last RR.

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>Royal Rumble Match
>It's down to Roman, Cena and AJ.
>Countdown begins for #30.
>...3...2...1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ccMxivOz2A

>Royal Rumble Match
>Countdown begins for #30.
>...3...2...1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1fflkAqsHw

>early entrant Stardust
>eliminated
>mid teens number
>countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZakjbWPztaY
>eliminated
>final stretch
>countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZLwVPakzwM

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>>1271568

>>1271418
Try this one, probably would get a bigger pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7dytVxs-dQ

Have they ever actually done it where there's only 1 guy in the ring when number 30 comes out?

Would be a cool one-time ending to the Rumble, you could have a medium-short match between the last two guys.

>>1271694
I'd like to see a rumble where everyone's been eliminated before number 30 comes out

>>1271458
Sweet Jesus this theme reeks of ultragod final boss.
I can see Rusev storming out to this and decapitating a white child in the ring.

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>>1271699
>Last two guys in the ring
>goes for clothesline, double elimination
>there's no one left except #30
>3...2...1...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e-v6R_GBq4
>runs down the ramp and does a lap around the ring

>>1271699
Number 30 just struts right to the ring and points to the Wrestlemania sign, fireworks galore

>Only 2 men in the ring, only one more to enter
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHU5D2O31vs

>>1271699
>everyone else out
>shit-eating Heel is 30
>walks over the top rope tauntingly
>bell isn't rung
>he's confused
>It's_a_surprise_31st_entrant_episode.avi
>Bork

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>>1271702

>>1271714
Vince would book it no doubt

>>1271714
>the shit-eating heel eliminates Bork

>>1271632
what's his power level like nowadays?

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>>1271714
>shit-eating heel knows Bork's one weakness
>kicks him in the balls, no DQs in rumble
>eliminates him and wins

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>>1270599
>tfw he won't win
>tfw he will get outed early and the commentators wont care
>tfw some trash like beeg will probably win

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>6 men in the ring
>Roman Lames
>Bork Laser
>4 vanilla midgets whose names escape me at the moment
>They all keep on hitting each other back and forth doing the same shit
>Smarky Chicago crowd chants random shit
>They don't even care about the match they just like hearing their own voice
>THREE
>TWO
>ONE
>BZZZZZZTT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ogz-Uf_CI
>"WHAT A SURPRISING RETURN"
>"I LUV IT MAGGLE"
>#30 eliminates the no name indie darlings
>Ramen eliminates #30 immediately after
>Laser tips Ramen over the top rope from behind
>MFW Roman wins the title at Fastlane and gets to win the WrestleMania main event anyway

>>1270611
Would get off my seat and applaud in tears.

>>1270628
We really need a board-wide ban on fedoraposting.

>>1270792
Would mark, be that'll never happen.

>>1271543

Still hoping he makes his way back someday.

>>1271568
>not Roman

>Brock is the last guy in the ring
>Number 30 is coming
>3
>2
>1
*BUZZ*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlO_1JGTww
*eliminates brock*

>>1271626
>Proceeds to throw Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe out because they are FATASSES!

>>1271649
Only if he GTS everyone in the ring and the venue is in Chicago. Otherwise they'll be only a literally who reaction.

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
>Suck my dick fades onto the titantron
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPett3tB7Q4

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>Roman is the last guy remaining
>Countdown starts
>10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2....1.
>#30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-mdFXKyBU

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>>1271909
>24th theme song

>>1271591
Loved that rumble where Mick came out as all his personas, mankind, cactus jack and dude love.

>>1271626
I want to hear him calculate the odds of his opponents winning the Royal Rumble

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFz8oOAPM-c

>>1271741
Taking a backseat to Okada and Naito recently, but he's still that nigga.
1st ladder match iirc against Omega at the next ppv

>Royal Rumble
>final 4 in the ring
>countdown begins
>..3..2..1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqJMosC54D0

>>1271525
He would get winded before he got to the ring and probably sit down at the steps for 5 mins.

>>1272104
If he eats all the other wrestlers and then gets out of the ring does he win

>>1272104
As opposed to reigns who had to take a nap about a quarter way through the rumble and return for the last ten minutes?

>>1272116
man thats a good question well technically their feet never hit the ground so its a toss up.
>>1272135
he got to the ring and competed adn eliminated people, chris hero sandwich wouldnt make to the ring and probably try to steal some kids hotdog.

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>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58
>why.jpg

>>1272104
>>1272146
Hero wrestled for over 3 hours in a Gauntlet Match last year.

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>>1271909
I'd prefer this theme for the rock
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z41aC4voUTU

>>1272531
GOAT Rock theme.

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>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0UB1eEGB4

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>>1272579
It's... it's Christian.

>>1271699
>#30 is kevin owens
>legitmently has a heart attack and dies before entering the ring
>no one wins

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>>1270599
>Royal Rumble 2017
>Big show is the only man in the ring
>...3...2....1.
>#30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96BduIRmfWg&sns=em

>Royal Rumble 2017
>Reigns, Rollins and Ambrose in the ring
>...3...2....1.
>#30
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0oiKjLzTc

>>1270610
his limp bizkit theme was way better

>Royal Rumble 2017
>Reigns, Rollins and Ambrose in the ring
>...3...2....1.
>#30
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btS0OVdqkb0

>>1272649
>"muh screwjob"
>dies of cancer

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RzA_Oomra8

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>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4EPbNWxtXA

>>1270599
The stinger is sick, but the rest of the song sounds like boss music from some dumb generic jrpg
I'm sure 900000 teenagers from boarding schools are composing piano arrangements as we speak

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfmBzwfz1HY

Rapping Cena > Rise above Cena

>Royal rumble match
>Miz throws r truth over the ropes
>Celebrates and mocks R truth by eating a box of chicken
>3
>2
>1
https://youtu.be/D66k7KNMwDI

>Royal Rumble Match
>Only Cena and Lesnar left
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cw3vfuHh_A

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS_zXRgg9H4&index=52.

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfbUlcM64I&

>>1271884
I really like how there is just a shot of Ric looking disappointed in his titantron video

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMIjYr28qg

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3
>...2
>...1
>BRRRRRZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf9_1oHmIoo

>"returning from a 5-0 streak at UFC"
>"HEADLINING WRESTLEMANIA OMFG!!!!"

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvwrbbJmk2o

>Royal Rumble Match
>Final 4 in the ring
>Countdown starts
>...3...2....1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iqZK3KHpPI

>>1270611
I'll be waiting for this. He wants to come back so it could happen.

>>1271875
May do. He hasn't said a bad word on wwe and he getting a bigger rep so Haitch might try and get him back.

>>1272988
Drew and EC3 did a shoot promo on WWE and NXT on an Evolve show.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OyJAkDWvOaKb

>>1272991
Oh well. Even still they would probably take him if it was "best for business".

>Final four are in the ring
>3...2...1...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LypKbEOcx4
>SWERVED

>>1272991
> shoot

YOU'RE. BEING. WORKED.

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>>1272649
>gets thrown over the ropes like pic rel
>1 foot touches the floor
>*ding* * ding* *ding*
>royal rumble screwjob

>>1271458

Why in the FUCK isn't he using this theme now? It's badass as fuck in a more Samoa Joe type way.

Even as a "top babyface" it'd work, because people love badasses, same reason Lesnar gets cheered.

Jesus christ they have literally all the tools just there with him.

>>1273218
Because the WWE knows Reigns can't get over without The Shield

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>Royal Rumble
>final 4 in the ring
>countdown begins
>..3..2..1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itxCsV3ORw

>>1273251
Truly the most fearsome man to also be called "big booty daddy"

>>1271712
Oh, fuck you.

>>1273251
I'll ALWAYS pop for Steiner, if he pulls a Mick Foley and comes out multiple times during the Rumble, I would mark out every time.

Dean Ambrose is winning mitb

>>1273511
Dean will get the belt eventually but it won't be by MiTB

>>1271443
lmao i wish this would happen

>>1271712
>It's a re-hired Hornswoggle dressed as Mini D-Bry

All ya'll are doing this wrong.

>Royal Rumble Match
>10+ in the ring
># 29 Countdown starts
>...3...2....1.
>DUH DUH. DUH DUH. DUH. DUH. DUH DUH.
>Roman eliminates like 6 people with the Usos so he can look strong
>Sami gone
>Dean gone
>Whoever's left of the Wyatts gone
>Staring at the Titantron laughing like an jackass
>...3...2....1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXakXogkfME

>His smile and optimism, gone
>Everybody eats a spear
>Goldberg vs Reigns grudge match at Mania

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>>1273745
>Goldberg goes down to one spear in 10 minutes

>>1271699

>29 guys eliminated
>3
>2
>1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCc0mqVRAM

>>1272688
Underrated post

>>1273802
It'd still be a half hour match though, since there would be some convoluted interference nonsense they'd use five minutes in to give reigns the rest he'd need to finish the last five minutes.

>>1271884
Is he the one man with less charisma than ramen?

>>1271543
>not having a built up IC champ Heath Slater clear the ring and be talking shit when Drew comes out

You had 1 job, creative. That would be a fucking over as fuck moment.

>>1274338
>10 guys in the ring with #29 coming up
>Heath Slater enters, now the longest reigning IC champ of all time with the most title defenses ever clears the ring in a matter of seconds
>spends the next couple of minutes playing air guitar and wearing his tights around his ankles
>3
>2
>1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G2l_A9nB0

There.

>3
>2
>1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9-lfREXVw

Gets eliminated, but glad he's back

>>1272682
I wish they turn heel Cena during his last year in the company just for old times sake.

>>1273546
Rumors has it that Ryder will win MiTB, but just rumors.

>>1274375
Fuckin' hope so. Ryder definitely deserves to AT LEAST fuckin' have the damn championship match even if they Sandow his ass.

>>1272610

>he drives to the ring in a cop car with Beeg's dad's casket still chained to the back

>>1273745
Goldberg's trash tho

>Royal Rumble
>final 4 in the ring
>countdown begins
>..3..2..1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81AiC6oUG4

>>1274564
I'd dance my ass of desu.

>>1273879
So like...he wins?

>>1271679
Definitely. Though I want them to use the pepper version.

>>1271702
Haha that is perhaps the best WWEWHC fantasy booking I've read for Bo.

>>1271790
We didn't need to know the actual ending anon. this is just for fun

>>1273181
NO. ONE. CARES.

>>1274408

Nah he'll win it and lose it back to Roman on the next raw

>FOUR TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ROMAN REIGNS

>>1274905
At least he'll be a grand slam like Miz and Ziggy

>>1270644
how did chris benoit pull off the "psycho killer" gimmick so well? you really did believe he would kill you and eat your heart

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>Only 2 men in the ring, only one more to enter
>It's Roman and Lesnar staring each other down, the tension being sliced by the intensity of the boos raining down from the crowd.
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVpunB0JiPA

[spoiler]he's shooting[/spoiler]

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>Royal Rumble
>final 4 in the ring
>countdown begins
>..3..2..1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNJwUUHMxc

>>1273251
>cesaro eliminates him
>leads to a siren vs siren match at wm

>>1275046
Yes
Please yes

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>>1275046
>>1275134
even better you will get his son.
https://youtu.be/pAXD21V8OfY?t=12s

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Roman, aj, gallows, anderson, balor all in the ring

countdown starts

3.2.1. BZZZZT

The Cleaner appears on the screen then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5SiG8Pmvw plays

>Comes down to the ring with the young bucks in his debut.

how hard would you mark

>>1275199
another literally who manlet...

>>1274375
I would love that but I don't see it happening. If Ryder isn't allowed a run with Int title, why would they let him have the Main one?

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>Zayn and Nakamura are last 2 in ring.
>Owens and Styles have just been eliminated (KO by Zayn and Styles by Nakamura).
>Epic battle ensues between the 2.
>Countdown starts
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT
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