Was he sawft?

"Yes"

>>1254585
He's sawft, He's sloppy. He's riding an ambulance, you're driving a beat up jalopy

>>1254621
And you can't teach that!

he legitmently doesn't know how to wrestle and is a liability everytime he's in the ring

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE.

I WAS BONFIDE DECEASED, AND Y'ALL HEARD CERTIFIED THUD. AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT.

AND DIS RIGHT HERE IS BIG CASS. HES SURE AS HELL GONNA BE GONE. AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT.

BADA BOOM. COLDEST BODY IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

>>1254585
It's gonna be real hard to put over his tough guy front after he got KO'd by the ring rope.

badaboom
deadest guy in the room
how you doin'?

>>1254656
I think he should act disappointed and change the line to "I'd have 1 dime!"

>>1254585
Faggot got hurt by ring ropes. What do you think?

>>1254643

Weird how this was maybe the second time he's been injured in 4 years working with the company.

>>1254725
so did Perro and Owen. fucking fags m i rite ?

>>1254656
He cuts comedic promos, so it's actually relatively easy for him to turn it around

All he needs to do be self effacing about it.

>My first defeat on the main roster came to a damn bottom rope! How you doin'?

Or something, i'm certainly not the best at witty one liners, but you get where i'm coming from

>>1254741
>Perro
Literally who?
>Owen
That was karma for breaking Austin's neck.

>>1254758
El Hijo del Perro Aguayo, was accidentally killed when his neck hit the ropes for a 619 set-up during a match against Rey Mysterio in Tijuana last year.

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>>1254766

>>1254782
He asked, tho.

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JUST

>>1254805
>bruv

>>1254766
No he actually had a seizure and ended up passing out and dying on the middle rope. He was dead before Rey hit him with the 619.

>>1254829
Yeah, Rey whiffed the 619 itself, I thought he died from whiplash when he fell neck first into the rope after the Rey's Rana. Is it known if what cause the seizure was hitting his head in the apron moments before?