WAKE UP ITS MEMEING TIME
Ryback's existence is sad
Chicago Smarks on suicide watcg
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
I hope Ryback does punk moves
Ryback is a pretty good hell desu idk why people hate him
Did Ryback lose muscle mass?
place your bets and your paypal address.
if you win i'll send you half the winnings
Ryback has gotten fat
Guess he really is being fed more
>>1246936
Hey Punk. How's AJ?
Shiticago BTFO by the big guy
>Ryback doing the CM Punk taunt
Top kek.
Who is this girl? She's fucking hot as fuck.
THAT TOP ROPE KALISTO BOTCH
MY GOD MAGGLE
CM cucks on suicide lmao
Wow, Rybotch just saved Kalisto's life
>just realised how bad the boos for roman will be
>US title held by a spic
>The Pre-show Stopper
Kek
>GOLDBERG
>YOU CAN'T WRESTLE
Ryback just saved kalisto's neck
>>1246952
This.
I just noticed he looks fat now.
Did he stop juicing?
Will Mauro ever replace Cole?
Who's making a heel turn tonight?
>>1246942
Na'h, more likely he'll feud with up and coming heels who he'll inevitably win against and go on to challenge Reigns for the title at WM. To the fapping of Vince of course.
>>1246936
HI PHIL
>>1246976
Shane
Thank you for saving Kalisto
>match goes to commercial
>to only advertise their own product
What's the fucking point. Just show it between matches.
we need the cruiser weight championship ASAP
Does his belt say "the pre show stopper"
>>1246975
He'll most likely replace Byron or JBL
>That's why they call him the king of flight!
Maybe, but he's not the future...
what the fuck did they seriously just interrupt the match with a fucking camp wwe commercial
BIG GUY FOR YOU
>THE PRESHOW STOPPER
CUTIE RYBACK TRULY PGLEGEND
RYBACK SAVED KALISTO'S LIFE
BASED NICE GUY
>>1246986
it looks like Del Rio in Kalisto's mask
why are there still ads in a ppv?
>>1246988
Ryback is literally the meme wrestler
>post yfw Rollins is the 3rd man
Ryback just saved Kalistos career. Kalisto fucked up that corkscrew and almost landed face first on the ring apron and Ryback grabbed him and pulled him to safety. So to all you Ryback haters saying he is unsafe, kindly go fuck yourself.
Kalisto could have broke his back if he landed on the apron without Ryback there. Rybacks gone from injuring people to saving them.
>sexy dog
Damn based Ryberg just saved him
I can't hate you Ryberg
>mfw Ryback beats Kalisto with the GTS
Why are all luchas except Rey botch machines
I like ryback more now
that camp wwe looks like a autists dream
My Ryback saving his best friend Kalisto ..
>>1247001
Roman is gonna be the 3rd man.
>>1246974
Ryback probably does hgh, which makes your internal organs grow bigger. Look up Ronnie Coleman.
>Ryback and THE MACHINE will never form the based Big guy team
>>1246999
same reason Cable stations advertise their service to only those who have their service.
they know people watch these in groups, so this shwos people who may not have their service.
DID THEY REALLY JUST GO TO A FUCKING COMMERCIAL!?
MAMA MIA
Quick poll
WHO WILL CONTROL RAW?!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105716
>>1247001
If Seth Rollins is gonna be Triple H 2.0, he needs to lead like a million fucking stables before he's done.
MAMA MIA THAT DDT
>>1247010
Only seen in WWE. Maybe it's because they're used to working with other luchadors and they have less of a choice in the WWE.
MAMA MIA
My Ryback is going to win
>>1247018
Not as funny as when booty blasted autists get anally ravaged over such half assed bait.
>>1247023
i love this announcer, he could be Jim Ross tier commentator.
>MAMA MIA
MAMA MIA
>MAMA MIA
MAMA MIA
>MAMA MIA
MAMA MIA
>MAMA MIA
MAMA MIA
>MAMA MIA
MAMA MIA
>This fucking match
Pretty cool spots so far. I fell bad for them beaing on the pre show.
M A M A M I A
A
M
A
M
I
A
>Unironically dressing up as a clown to be an attention whore
>>1247009
Ryback will hit Kalisto with 5 GTS and he'll kick out of all of them
>Chicago will burn to the ground
This match is pretty amazing desu
Ryback is doing WORK
THIS FUCKING MATCH
>>1247015
>Ronnie Coleman
I meant Big Lenny
>tfw this is maybe the best match both Ryback or Kalisto has had in months
Pretty decent match
M A M M A M I A
A
M
M
A
M
I
A
Who is that guy with long hair seating in the front that is in every fucking show?
>>1247024
a brand split would change too much within the company they would basically be starting from scratch with every story line
Someone else will be coming in and control Raw
Shane rides off into the sunset
Ryback is doing a pretty good job here. Good on him!
stream?
RYBASED
>>1246999
I'm assuming that because this is the pre-show to the PPV it's being shown for free somewhere. That's why they're still trying to sell things
This match is way better than their wrestlemania match
>>1247039
Their Mania match was pretty legit too, the crowd just hadn't entered yet so it didn't seem too hype.
>>1247035
I don't think you know what any of those words mean anon
This is a decent pre-show spotfest
>>1247039
IKR?
> Solid match
> PRE-SHOW STOPPER
I think Ryback is taking the advice of Regal and just having fun with it. Loosened up and putting on a good show because of it.
Totally thought Ryback was gonna do the GTS when he set up for the Shellshock.
RYBACK SHOOTING STAR PRESS
BY GAWD
Anybody else from /a/ here?
Does Ryback always wear the weight belt?
I don't want this match to end!!
>>1247043
>DRESSING UP LIKE A CLOWN THAT ISN'T DOINK
RYCUTIE WILL BE MY BF, I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
>>1247055
WWE NETWORK
9.99
.
9
9
These two have great chemistry
>>1246974
>Ryback looks fat
Fucking kek he looks better then your fat manlet ass
wtf is with rybacks belt its not even connected to anything
>>1247061
>>1247066
RYBACK BURIED FOREVER....HOLY SHIT
>>1247067
Usually he takes it off before the bell.
Ryback confirmed jobber
BURIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>1247067
Usually takes it off before he wrestles though
JUSTBACK
RYBACK BURIED
That was a pretty good match 2bh
This match
Fuck, Mauro is so based on commentary.
LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA
updated odds
kek
get fucked Ryback
>>1247066
BEATO
>Crowd hot as fuck for a Ryback vs Kalisto match
What the fuck, Just tuned in, Did I miss something, Am I in bizarro land?
>>1247053
Maybe they will bring Vicky back for shits and giggles.
>BYRACK
>>1247066
here
So annoying how Ryback gets up a split second after getting pinned. Sell it you asshole.
Pretty good match. Hope there is another on in Extreme Rules.
Ah, kinda wanted to have Ryback win, but I'm a little thankful we don't have yet another heel champion.
Solid 4 star match.
Are you guys ready for the reveal of yet another brand split?
WHATCHU SNACKIN ON
Buryback get rekt
MAMMA
I
A
>puts on BASED Match
>Saves Klaito's life
I like Ryback now
8/10 match. Awesome spots.
post yfw this is the MOTN
>tfw your predictions are going perfectly
>heel turn and new character
>lose your next two matches on PPV preshows
Ryback is getting released
RYKEK BTFO
Match = 8/10
Ending = 0/10
Ryback might as well just leave WWE now. Going to Japan would be the best thing for him.
ROIDBACK
O
I
D
B
A
C
K
>>1247066
right here senpai
>>1247096
Chicago m8
>>1247066
>>1246936
Hey Phil!
Also that was good match. Didn't belong on the pre-show.
>THE STATE OF BASED BACK
fuck this company.
good match though
>kalisto no selling that military press
>Kalisto actually had a fun title defense
>Ryback was unironically good and not in a meme way
Nooooooooooooo
>>1247104
Pizza and Root Beer!
>Jobbing to a 5 ft tall scrub
kek
KEK
K E K
>>1247100
Well the difference between a 2 and 3 count is the same as between a 3 and a 4 count.
>>1247089
This, it all just came together what a fucking match
CM Punk on incredibly elite, handsome and GOD tier watch.
Roidbotch on suicide watch.
What a win!
- Saxton
Ryback saved kalisto's career, if not life. That was the most dangerous botch in a long while.
>Cole getting booed the fuck out
Tonight gon be good
>Michael Cole
>Boos everywhere
>JBL
>Crowd loses their mind
DANK ASS GORILLA PRESS... no sell into kalisto finisher... 123...
>>1247104
that show is shit
>>1247114
New Japan wouldn't take him
COLE BOOO'D
>>1247096
The magic of actually trying and putting a decent match.
>>1247110
They had the second best match at WM so I wouldn't be shocked
Great fucking match. All downhill from here.
>>1247138
Hello /a/
Ryback has a entrance theme? Who knew?
oh baby her lisp was extra hard tonight
>>1247066
chi
>Smarks hate on Ryback although he just had a great match
Why can't they just lose weight?
THE STATE OF RENEE HAIR
>This was the best match Ryback ever had
>Thanks to Kalisto
King burying Ryback OMG
>>1247104 Ayran, Red Bull, almonds and pistacchio bitter chocolate.
And used all of them up recently.
>yfw Renee
> 8 people eliminated
6 out of 177 people remain.
Not bad considering the show hasn't even fucking begun yet!
Poor Bray ;_;
>>1247096
Ryback came out with a mic and revealed that he was the person making all creative decisions that dealt with CM Punk and that he was glad that he booked him the way he did. Started explaining that CM Punk was a B-rate worker and talked about how he felt Chicago was a bad place to find talent. Was pretty insane.
>>1247140
Enjoying your first PPV?
>>1247150
because he btfo babby punky
>>1247104
BBQ wings and an Arizona.
Tag titles this early?
>>1247104
Just got here, what I miss
>>1247147
*Maggle
Sorry Ryback match is still in my mind.
>Jerry saying that was the first good match he's ever seen Ryback have
Wew, I thought the same thing, but Ryback is based, he's improved a lot.
>>1247158
Holy fug based rybag
>>1247104
beer and chicken
>>1247156
What's the earliest everyone has been eliminated?
LOOK IN MY EYEEEESSSSS
>>1247055
http://streamendous.com/channel33.php
YOU
WERE
WARNED
IT'S A NEW DAY YES IT IS
>Wyatts intro
>Not even on the card
AHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH
>newday
BLACKED
>Stale day
it's a new gay yes it is
Why does it feel like New Day go through spurts of winding down then all of sudden becoming over with the crowd again over night?
>tfw there is no way AJ has a chance in hell to win
>>1247156
Preshow matches shouldn't count.
>I always lose at the thrown together preshow matches
IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y IT'S A NEW D/a/Y
>>1247066
Here, senpai
>>1247164
based match, but garbage ending
THE LONG HAIRED BASTARD IS BACK IN THE AUDIENCE
>>1247156
>tfw if you get all your predictions right everyone will know you're gay
>>1247164
Ryback and Kalisto just had a really great match.
Does the crowd still say new day sucks or do they say rocks
Bork guy is here?
>All these whities laughing at black twitter humour
>>1247173
Be Aware and Forewarned.
Don't remember seeing that part before, must be them trying to crack down on stream sharing and network account sharing.
>>1247177
Good lord
>>1247170
Probably last month at WM with Zack, although this PPV is giving it a run for it's money. What position did Jericho and AJ have on the card? Because I remember that was the exact match that blew out the rest.
New day gimmick is stale lel
>>1247096
He basically came in doing the "its pummelling time" thing that Punk does. Worked the crowd pretty well.
>>1247104
wonton soup and sesame chicken combo plate
The fact that /wooalt/'s stream is 720p makes my dick hard
>>1247188
Oh shit I see him! He's always next to that old lady isnt he?
Is New Day /illuminati/?
>yfw New Day runs a train on Beyonce live on Raw
>>1247195
Reminder that Xavier Woods is getting his PHD at an online for-profit school.
>>1247170
At Wrestlemania everyone was eliminated in the second match I think
>>1247177
I don't see the problem with this.
>>1247202
CLOBBERIN TIME
>>1247104
Grilled chicken and rice
>Tfw will never slide into anyone's DMs
>>1247199
Jericho v AJ was right after the ladder match, I believe.
>>1247201
They were much more funny when they were insulting the crowd and doing cheap heat stuff...can't do that now that they're full on faces
NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE NO WAY JOSE
>>1247208
IS IT REAL NIGGA HOURS?
>Sasha in the middle of the new gen pic
>Not on the card
>>1247204
>Not enjoying it in crisp clear 1080p 60fps on 55" TV for just $9.99
MY
NAME
I expect to see a webm of the Ryback entrance in the morning.
Good night you all.
Definitely a brand split, all the video packages are alluding to it
>new era
>all jobbers
What is the new ERA?
>New Era
Since when did they deserve to declare a new era?
> New Era
What should this era be called?
>>1247217
Okay, if the rest of the predictions get blown out after just this match, we'll have a new quickest blow out.
So if shane controls raw, will there be another brand split?
I hope so.
MAH BOYS ENZO AND CASS
>>1247220
Not yet no chill fa.m
>>1247156 Shall not you count pre-show predictions on next PPV?
ur benis is SOFT
>>1247222
Network stream is actually 720p 24fps, they confirmed this back when they were first showcasing it to investors and shit
>Dropping the mic
OVER AS FUCK!
>Botching your entrance and dropping the mic
Back to NXT
Dat mic drop
>>1247230
record low ratings era
>Enzo dropping his mic
BOTCHING HIS ENTRANCE
>no stream
>>1247231
Why? The brand split sucked
DAT MIC DROP
KOBE CONFIRMED ON THE ARENA
>enzo drops the mic
>the mic sells better than sheamus
>>1247234
Gotta be done baby, it's only fair.
>That Enzo & Big Cass pop
Over as fuck
HOW YOU DOING
New Day wishes they could write promos like Enzo
Does anyone have the story behind long haired guy? He's spooky.
>>1247245
network.wwe.com
Thank me later
>>1247245
$9.99
Does Enzo say 'Certified G, or Certified Genius?' I always thought it was Genius when he was in NXT but the last few times I've heard G.
soft
>Still no Carmella
LILLIAN BTFO
WE JOJO NOW
>Botching your own entrance
>>1247245
http://streamendous.com/channel33.php
HOW YOU DOIN?
/wooo/ stream is fucking garbage
>says they'll stream the PPV
>Literally goes offline
MORE LIKE HEY ARNOLD
>hey arnold
>Cass's gimmick is sub 50 IQ
I fucking love it
MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD
>>1247252
>you could hear how much they were blowing up the crowd mics
This means to make them jobbers on Superstars in a few months
ahhhhhhhhhh, all these Hey Arnold! references muh sides
STOOP KID AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP
>>1247246
Not only would it bring back ratings for Smackdown but it would also give all the new guys a shot to get to the top.
>>1247260
Certified G.
>>1247260
It's always been G
>>1247245
Based Reddit has streams. TYBR
Hey Arnold...?
>Stoop boy references
I'm sold, take my money Vince
STOOP KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP
I WAS LITERALLY TYPING THAT AS HE MADE THAT REFERENCE HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
It's good that snitzky and scotty 2 hotty got a new gimmick.
>>1247236
>Not having the WWE Network Channel from your cable provider in crisp clear 1080p 60fps
THIS FUCKING PROMO
>>1247260
he says 'certified jay'
S A W F T
WORST
GIMMICK
EVER
>>1247281
18+
>>1247279
Leave
>>1247275
>This crowd not chanting Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop
>>1247271
he was a pre med student too, makes it funny
>STOOP KID BTFO
>>1247281
18+
This is so bad. Did some 50 year old write their lines?
Who else misses the stutter in SSSSSSSSPELL IT OUT?
GAY
I wasn't sure about Enzo and Cass' gimmick working on the main roster, but it's happening. Not sure about the Vaudevillains though.
Also, just needed to post this pic for my penis' sake.
Yawn
DAT heat for based VV
>>1247290
Funny, I've always looked at hey Arnold as kiddie shit.
>>1247281
18+
>>1247276
No it fucking wouldn't. How would having less talent for Smackdown benefit it?
You want a thinner Raw roster with THREE HOURS?
Holy shit what happened to Lillian's voice does she have a cold?
>>1247285
Oh you're canadian, either way its most likely just upconverted.
GERMANS
>>1247302
My penis' sake as well, thanks bro
Enzo replaced Thug with Stud
anyone else catch that?
Kinda bored with Enzo and Cass already tbdesu
>>1247281
You have to be at least 18 years old or above to post on 4chan.
Vaudevillians are the most dead gimmick of all fucking time
At least go full steampunk with it
>>1247300
That was based
This gimmick looks like it came straight out of the early 90's with Doink The Clown.
BASED HEELS
>>1247280
Woooalt anon, it's actually streaming pretty flawlessly. Can't link since I'm on mobile
Can VV ever get over?
They just seem to tryhard and fake.
I love the heel instrumental theme for the Vaudevilliains.
>>1247281
18+
>Hey Arnold
>Stoop kid
KEK
Damn JoJo voice is so awful.
>>1247305
It was, but the shows been off for more than a decade.
Next monday, The vaudevillains will be jobbing on Raw
JoJo sucks so bad
>>1247299
Ever been to New Jersey?
Everyone there talks like that
dudleys interfere and vaudevillians progress, right?
>>1247312
Always said that mate
Imagine the pop when Groucho Marx comes out from under the ring and gives Enzo a piledriver.
>>1247309
No, its crisp clear 1080p 60fps
>Bracket buster
He doesn't know what that is
Spanish Announce Table doesn't stand a chance
So which language will get taken out when the match goes outside the ring? My bet is on german announce table.
>>1247281
OUT!
Why doesn't the crowd like the old school looking guys?
Because they don't have meme liners?
Why does Enzo have the Shit Emoji on his ass
>>1247325
was it not eden styles?
>>1247281
18+
>Hey Arnold promo
>Vaudvillains coming out to their heel theme
Welp, that validated watching this PPV already.
>>1247320
I'm not sure, but they got surprisingly good heat there
>>1247230
Last Era
enzo always fucking gets beat down first in tag matches
>>1247329
>>1247287
Do Spanish/German commentators have to follow the same restrictions and get orders through the mic like maggle and jbl?
>Enzo has a poop emoji on his ass
its the little things lol
>>1247342
because muh 90s kids
BIG ASS
>literal Nazis
>>1247331
Pretty much.
ANd then Vaudevillians start to be racist with New Day cause that will be historically correct.
The funny part is Cass's character is retarded when in reality Cass went to Med School
>>1247334
> Steph giving off the "aunt you have funny feelings for" style
Hmmm...
It's a shame Carmella isn't with these guys any more, it was like the icing on the cake.
>Big Cass supposed to be 7 feet tall
>Aiden English is nearly as tall as him
is aiden white?
TRUMP BTFO BY JBL WOW
>>1247300
Same. It's not nearly as good ever since they dropped it, and Big Cass seems to deliver that line worse and worse ever since he joined the main roster.
New Day are max comfy right now
Frank The Cuck in the second row
i never watched NXT. What does SWAFT mean?
>>1247358
Did he flunk out of med school and decide to pretend wrestle instead as a career?
Why did Aiden even sell those jabs? Those we're the sawfest things I've seen all night.
>>1247360
Aiden English is 6'4" and some change
Colin Cassidy is 6'8" and some change
SHOTS AT THE TRUMPSTER
JBL FEELS THE BERN CONFIRMED
Is... is that a poop emoji?
>>1247352
>Vince yells at the Spanish and German version of Maggle in their languages
didnt realize how big english was
ENZO DEAD
>>1247360
He's >only 6'9"
>>1247359
Carmella is the best looking grill in the company, too bad she's terrible in ring
>having a literal turd on your ass
How did these clowns get over?
They are basically mocking everything with the gay shit they are having New Day do at ring side
BASED ENZOTTY 2 HOTTY
>>1247366
Soft, they just say it with a strong accent
Oh fuck Enzo is dead
Why is NXT shit all so bad?
ENZO IS KILL
>>1247302
>>1247307
They are planning on shortening it to 2 hours. Plus having a new title to would mix things up. Not to mention the massive fan backlash when they brought the brands together.
>>1247367
He said his child hood dream was to always be a wrestler
>Also
HOLY SHIT RIP ENZO
THEY DID THE X'S
HOLY SHIT NON KAYFABE INJURY
>Dat poop Emoji on Enzo's Butt
Nice.
>>1247281
>tripfag
>18-
Who will control RAW?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105716
Will Vicky return?
>>1247366
soft
>>1247367
He always wanted to be a wrestler more than anything else
OH MY GOD
HE KILLED ENZO
ENZO IS KILL
RIP
X sign by the ref. This is serious shit
INJURED
Dude, he's fucking dead
ez9 paralyzed. gg
DED
ENZO DEAD
Enzo just got fucking lynched.
He's dead
It's over
HOLY FUCK
Enzo legit ded
Is Enzo died?
OH SHIT DED
enzo the next daniel cryan?
Fuck this sucks, they dont X unless its real
... What the fuck... Goddamn.
oh fuck
X sign
Holy shit
Enzo fucking dead
ENZO AGUAYO JR
I hope it's a career ender for that faggot.
is this part of the show? i didnt see anyone pull up the X.
>first ever PPV match
>kill yourself
NXT """"""""""""""""TALENT""""""""""""""""
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
IS ENZO FUCKING PARALYZED
HOLY SHIT
PLEASE DON'T BE PARALYZED
Holy fuck thats a legit injury
ANOTHER INJURY
Holy shit,
Enzo shoot knocked out, That's scary as fuck
I really hope he's okay
OH GOD NO, PLEASE BE WORKING ME
There was the X symbol. Fuck.
where were you when enzo was kill
This is bad guys.
>have shit on your pants
>shit the PPV up
Poetry
Oh shit they stopped the match too
he slammed the back of his head on the mat, he's out
SERIOUS INJURY HOLY SHIT
AYYYYYY LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1247417
X went up
ENZO AMOREKT
THE REKT ERA HAS BEGUN
>>1247415
Oh no
Wow....Enzo is done.
This is kinda shit. Was really hoping big things for them
#HowYoDoin
MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND I AM A CERTIFIED GHOUL AND A BONA-FIDE ZOMBIE.
Oh shit he's fucked
fucccckkkk
Dude I am legit scared
:(
Holy shit what the fuck did I just watch
fug
Guys, is Enzo okay?
Oh no. Oh, fuck no. That looked fucking brutal.
>>1247416
im pretty sure it was.
IS THIS ANOTHER FUCKING INJURY?!
HOLY SHIT. WHAT. IS THIS REAL?
WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK.
>the dream is actually dead
Holy shit man this is hard to watch.
>>1247385
>Enzo is actually dead
HOLY SHIT
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>1247417
I did. Ref threw it up. Enzo is absolutely fucked.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW YOU DOIN
HE BLEEDIN' OUT HAHAHAHA
YO U'LLLLLLLLL
Press F to pay respects
Enzo is killed
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE VANILLA MIDGETS IN THE WWE
Bury these jobbers back to NXT
It's a work, of course vaudevillains would win vs new day, this keeps fans supporting E&C while giving the villains the win.
>>1247391
ENZO JUST DIED
Owen hart 2.0
>>1247417
nigga look at his face in the slow mo.
there is no way he is acting that
DId enzo ded guys?
3 things
>Severely concussed
>Neck snapped
or
>He's paralyzed
I hope it's none of these
P/a/yback
>Ziggler hits the steel pole and is okay
>Enzo hits rope and is ded
Fag
They don't have the camera on him.
This is bad.
He is breathing but he legit didn't move.
Could be neck.
Yeah, show the replay you stupid cunts. This is fucking awful.
guess Enzo's skull was sawft
Oh god.
HE'S DEAD, LETS SHOW A REPLAY
Is this a work or not
So what does that do to the betting pool?
Did he died?
F
Guess you could say Enzo's neck is.... SAWFT
>MemeXT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
........so the vaudvillians win?
>VANILLA MIDGETS
VANILLA MIDGETS
>VANILLA MIDGETS
VANILLA MIDGETS
>VANILLA MIDGETS
VANILLA MIDGETS
>VANILLA MIDGETS
VANILLA MIDGETS
Shit, That's how Mysterio killed a guy.
Press F to pay respects for Enzo.
Mate, that's got to be whiplash.
HOLY SHIT ENZO IS KILL!
This can't be real!
Is Vaudevillains going to be buried?
Well there goes their push. They'll be jobbing to the Usos now.
Fuck me.....
Has Enzo even fucking moved?
>>1247331
Looks like dudleys didnt need to interfere lol
RIP
Where were you when Aidan English committed murder?
>>1247417
looks pretty serious...double concussion probably
proper garotted himself on the rope. He could legit have broken his neck.
>mfw just thought it was kayfabe
>he's dead
Whose fault was that? Gotch or Enzo? That throw has literally never looked safe.
>>1247463
broken neck. he's done.
Good start.
Enzo's career literally might be over
he's ded
F
Bunch of marks
Damn, your first pvp and you fuck yourself up...
Jesus I feel bad for them.
>get over
>get dead
Fuck man they were over as shit, poor Enzo
F
>>1247465
we all /a/ here
Well there goes the tag division. That tournament really got me hyped for the future.
Seems he's breathing. At least he's still alive.
Jesus Christ...
>Vaudevillan tries to throw him through the second rope.
>Enzo trys to slide under the bottom rope.
Is Enzo going to fucking die? The dude hasn't moved. Is this Owen Hart again? I'm fucking panicking.
I think he was out cold before he even hit the mat or the floor, that was some serious whiplash.
WHERE IS THE WEBM
>>1247488
He's breathing and I saw his fingers twitch at least
Thats AT LEAST a big concussion. Lets hope its nothing more serious
Vaudevillians buried beyond hell now???
ENZO THERE IS ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU
Meh, he's gonna be fine. Just got concussed real bad, nothing too serious.
>>1247474
TKO
Fucking RIP man... This sucks. Poor Enzo
F
just botch my life up senpai
Blame roman
BADA BOOM I BROKE MY NECK
Fuck why couldn't this happen to Roman?
MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND I'M A CERTIFIED G AND A PARALIZED KEK
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
;_;
Guess that lil' faggot is just too SAWFT
looks like big cass is going to be a big solo star. vince must be creaming himself backstage
shit.. he was at the very least concussed. His head bounced fucking hard on the mat
>first ppv I've ever had the WWE network for
>Someone dies on camera
shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet
I thought it was a work at first
Its over guys, the New Era is cancelled.
This minutes were fun, everybody can go home now.
So we can't really pick a winner for this scorecard huh?
Guys
What the fuck
>Mfw someone tried to tell me the memevillains were a good tag team
OLD SCHOOL VALUES
>>1247486
Enzo will be lucky if he can even walk desu, that was very, very nasty
Well, that's one way to start a show. Hope Amore will be all right.
HOLY SHIT ENZO
RIP
>>1247500
F
:(
Isn't this how Rey killed someone in Mexico?
>>1247518
and im gonna SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
>Big Cass was crying on the ringside
I'M ENZO AMORE, AND I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
>>1247417
the ref put up an X
>Simon Botch
>>1247466
The rope hit Enzo's neck. Ziggler had that headshot worked.
>>1247528
kek
>>1247488
Pretty sure he moved his arm at least once
>they were gonna win tonight
>This happens
Why god
>The Injury Era continues
>The state of WWE
Love it Vince.
His breathing was fucked up. He might have just broken his neck.
Guys it's happening again.
im thinking its just a concussion
Will this lead to a rematch grudge match between Enzo & Cass and The Vaudevillains at Extreme Rules for a chance for the WWE Tag Titles?
>>1247517
I hope not. Looked like Enzo was trying to do a powerslide under the ropes and botched.
HOW YOU DOIN?
HOW YOU DOIN?
HOW YOU DOIN?
HOW YOU DOIN?
HOW YOU DOIN?
SEND THESE FOUR SHITTERS BACK TO NXT
TIME FOR THE MECHANICS AND AMERICAN ALPHA
>>1247491
That was Simon Gotch throwing him, but was it really his fault?
Man I feel deflatted for this Zayn / Owens match.
>first ppv of "new era"
>best mic worker already ded
this is a bad sign
GIF OR WEBM WHEN
RIP enzo
>>1247554
D E A D
DEAAAAAAAAD
>>1247507
kys weeb
>marks getting worked ITT RIGHT now
>>1247467
>didn't have camera
>"Let's watch the replay"
>"Hey, let's watch it again in slow motion"
>"Let's watch it one more time"
>>1247571
pls god not again
>>1247556
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BIG CASS, AND HE IS DEAD INSIDE, AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT
That looked legit brutal.
Please no Raw is Enzo.
hope he is ok and it isn't a spine thing
Enzo botched real bad
>>1247571
That was really fucked up. He was supposed to get the "The Game" gimmick too.
>>1247465
injured /a/
>>1247519
>this
Back of head bounced off the ring.
ENZO
NOMORE
>>1247600
I meant that they had the camera on the announce table.
Damn, this shit feels like someone hit me right in the fucking gut.
Was that Enzos fault? I can't even tell.
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/726928641498583040
>>1247612
BIG CASS IS CRYING
>>1247558
If anyone's at fault it's probably Enzo himself.
Who won the tag team match?
>>1247581
Looked like Enzo tried to slide under the bottom rope for some reason. Gotch looked like he was trying to throw him through the ropes.
>>1247503
>a month into WWE and one is already over
Fuck, that'd be sad.
>>1247679
I guess the Vaudevillains by due to Enzo getting injured
>Enzo may be legit crippled/dead
>>1247573
Best case scenario is Enzo is healthy but stays off tv to sell it while the Vaudevillains get a rise out of the whole situation by boasting about being Men's Menâ„¢ who have stronk necks, they feud with the New Day, and then the Vaudevillains can either get caught up in a grudge feud with Enzo and Cass later or even defend their newly-won titles against them.
Best case.
>>1247657
...really WWE?
>>1247656
He was thrown pretty awkwardly, although he should have tried to go head first rather than feet.
guys
what happened to enzo?
>>1247679
New Day won
>>1247491
>At home playing forklift loader.
>>1247656
Hard to see, looks like a miss-timed baseball slide. That's the second time in two months that's injured someone. First being Neville.
>>1247708
whiplash
>>1247670
This, he didn't duck quick enough.
Got thrown very hard and hit his head in the ring hard >>1247708
>>1247708
He's dead bro.
This was his big moment. His first PPV. He was going to be a tag team champ. And now he might be crippled. Jesus man.
Why is Owens so damn fat?
>>1247657
They really shouldn't have added that replay on the tweet desu
>Enzo comes out in a wheelchair and cuts a promo using his stephen hawking machine
>botch entrance
>botch match
rip enzo
How will big Cass move forward without Enzo?
Damn, even Owens is looking a bit deflated here.
>>1247763
Droz to appear again and back him up
The botch was that gotch attempted a second rope throw, but enzo attempted a baseball slide. Too much momentum made enzo's head snap back so much that the back of his head slammed the mat. He was out instantly. It's probably not a work, since the announcing crew are not good enough actors.
Is Enzo going to be the next Chris Benoit?
>>1247763
time for vince to push cass
>>1247768
dropping the mic was adorable
dropping his career was depressing
>Stay up to watch Payback
>Might have watched someone become paralyzed
>>1247792
will he teach big cass to puke?
GIF OR WEBM OF ENZO DEATH PLZ
>These idiots who think you can get paralyzed from that
I really hope Amore is okay, joking aside this was HIS moment
>>1247782
Biggian Cassdow will talk for him.
>WWE posted a webm of Enzo dieing on their twitter
holy shit kek
I was hyped as fuck to see Enzo & Cass' PPV debut. Jesus.
ENZO ALIVE
HE'S TALKING AND MOVING HIS EXTREMITIES
Why is the crowd dead for the Genrico vs Steen match?
ENZO IS TALKING AND MOVING HIS FEET
YES
YES
YES
>>1247836
Dude literally died taking a 619
>>1247857
>extremities
He's having a wank
HE'S MOVING A TALKING
DED BTFO
>he can move and talk
HE'S NOT DEAD YEW
>>1247842
So what?
They always show replays for injuries.
>>1247882
>back and to the left
>back
>and to the left
What happened to enzo Ferrari?
>Enzo not paralysed
Thank god
>>1247916
So what really happened that day?
>>1247795
Fuck just recently on the TIJ podcast Sami and Cooldad were just talking about how baseball slides have been fucking up guys lately.Enzo is the latest victim.
>>1247871
I thought it was from hitting the ropes?
>>1247831
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/726928641498583040
If only twitter existed when Owen Hart fell.
Thank fucking god Enzo seems to be ok.
I was getting really fucking worried there.
>>1247922
>WWE deleted the gif
wew
here
https://twitter.com/1340AMFOXSports/status/726931273000837122
>>1247704
best case Enzo will have to undergo concussion protocol and monitoring. he'll be out for the rest of this year IF that's all it is. I think he may have broken his neck. either way, his push is over. Vince won't risk pushing a guy with injury history.
Odds of E&C ever being pushed after this?
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/726928641498583040
too much momentum for the baseball slide, enzo's head hit the second rope and then the back of his head slammed the mat
>>1247955
Oh shit that's brutal
Thanks m8
AWESOME