/wwe/ general #2054 - beeg edition

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>1244418

>>1244420
ok.. we saw it... make a new one or kys

>>1244418
>>1244420
>I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH 4CHAN HATES MY SHITTY COMICS!!!!! POST THEM IN EVERY GENERAL ANYWAY! WE NEED TO PUSH THEM FOR SUMMERSLAM!!!

>>1244417
WELL IT'S A BIG SHOOOW

old theme is better desu

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what a lonely neckbeard

Remember when Big Show killed Kurt Angle by chokeslamming him off a balcony

>>1244409
>This thread has been pruned or deleted

>>1244433
emma has already strayed i see

>>1244435
remember when samoa joe killed scott steiner with a machete?

>>1244436
Nah this ones going to stay up because OP didn't insult 2Cold - PedO Mod

>>1244436
Are these threads not allowed or something?
I saw there was NOTHING for Smackdown and was so confused.

>>1244435
That shit was pretty scary tbvh

>>1244443
2Cold Pedo Mod is currently low on hot pockets and sperging out

>>1244445
But the whole point of being on /asp/ is because we can't be on /sp/
Shit, they didn't even make any announcements on here, saying to not make threads.

>>1244447
we were pretty free until a huge crackdown a few months ago, now we have to wait for a thread to drop to page 8 before making a new one

I blame early thread autist 2bh

>>1244435
>Get away from me ya big jerk!
As he's about to be thrown off a ledge. Angle was hilarious

>>1244437
Nah, she's actually on the road and needed and he's waiting for his next assignment for NXT.

>>1244409
43:55

Nailed it

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THE BIG SLOW AINT SHIT COMPARED TO THE POWER OF THE SPEAR BABY GURL! AND YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Get hype for Big Show vs Shaq-Fu.

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Mrw i once believed that it was beeg who sang his theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOcyPraOkG4

>>1244477
All wrestlers sing their own themes

>>1244483
enzo sings his

>>1244418
>someone took the time to make this

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in4bliss

>>1244505
She has nice cleavage.

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who here friday afternoon fox8 smackdown

>ywn be a 12 year old mark watching wrestling after school with your friends again

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>>1244511
how the fuck did things get so bad?

>>1244511

By the time I started watching it was on at 7 PM on UPN.

>>1244511
>tfw didn't get into wrestling until last year because of Markremark
It's like a train wreck that keeps getting worse. I can't stop watching.

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Marry, fuck, kill, eat out

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>tfw we didn't got to see Seth beat Trips at Mania after hitting him with a pedigree

>>1244522
i want to smell all their farts

>>1244522
>Marry
Becky
>Fuck
Paige
>Kill
Sasha
>Eat out
Brie. Her bear claw tattoos would just make it hotter.

>>1244522
Marry brie, fuck Paige, eat out Sasha, kill becky

>>1244522

Marry: Becky
Fuck: Paige
Kill: Sasha
Eat out: Brie

Would fuck all 4, naturally.

>>1244522
Marry Becky
Fuck Becky
Eat out Becky
Kill Paige

>>1244529
Patrician taste, friend.

>>1244505
le spooky skelly glove girl xD

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>>1244511
it's not fair

this is a pretty candid and controversial shoot interview with tyler breeze discussing some provocative subjects.

https://youtu.be/YSOuYWJa4eU

>>1244535
what a fag

>>1244560
kys

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>>1244566

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>>1244535

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When this happens will Vince just move it to the network

>>1244576
yes

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>>1244576
Its all part of the plan

WOW just fascinating, past 4 generals making fun of 2Cold PedO Mod get deleted and this one stays up. Very interesting
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.

>>1244529
Objectively correct. Only thing is I'm afraid I'll get some fucked up STD's from putting my dick in Paige

>>1244569
Hah Benoit took it too seriously.

>>1244587
kys

>>1244522
marry paige, fuck becky, eat out brie

sasha can go do whatever

>>1244587
Dumb zero poster

>>1244418
>>1244420
Cant even be bothered to pretend they are even slightly funny

This is painful, I legit feel bad for you

>>1244621
but look at the last panel with cmpunk and hes all mad and his head get big thats the best part look at that part and laugh

>>1244622
Oh, i missed that part

El oh el 11/10 funniest thing ive ever seen please make more etc etc

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Just ignore everyone in this thread. /asp/ is the worst board on 4chan.

No wait, I take that back. It's the worst board on the entire internet.

I like wrestling, but /asp/ is nothing but a bunch of asshole losers, who give all wrestling fans a bad name. They're probably all drunk losers who yell at their wives, and beat their children.

Serious discussion rarely happens here. You're better off going somewhere else online to have a discussion.

And to prove my point, this comment will be replied to by more shitposters, saying I'm butthurt, or underage, or whatever unoriginal thought they conceive from their 12-year-old minds.
Which doesn't matter, because I won't be reading their replies.

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>>1244626
>he thinks we've all had sex and wives

>>1244626
I would agree with you but imma virgin.

>>1244626
>They're probably all drunk losers who yell at their wives, and beat their children.
> they conceive from their 12-year-old minds.
At least keep your pasta consistent baka

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>>1244626

>>1244522
Marry Becky
Eat out Brie
Fuck Paige (I don't care. Std's are like Pokemon gotta catch em all.)
Kill Sasha

>>1244409
Lads
Has nakameme had another match on nxt yet?

I need to see more of him but i dont want to watch outlaw gookshit

>>1244659
there was one against tye dillinger and another against elias samson

>>1244669
Cool
Were they squashes or actual matches?

Someone tell me.when big show actually shows up on raw again. I havent watched raw since aj won the #1 contenders

>>1244435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUbPjkJ6lPw
For reference

>>1244694
they were standard weekly nxt matches where both guys kinda get their shit in and one wins

The average episode of Raw
>"KNEES DOUG"
>The Authority come down to the ring
>say shit about Roman and Dean because perpetual 'corrupt boss' vs 'hard working underdog' feud that's been carrying on since 1997 even though it's since stopped making sense for the bosses to continue employing the 'underdog' who has punched the bosses 70 year old father.
>HHH goes on to verbally masturbate himself for 3 to 4 minutes
>Stephanie proceeds to verbally fellate HHH for the next 5 minutes.
>they both proceed to have the verbal equivalent of sex to cuckold the entire audience but the only peopel getting off to the idea of being cuckolded by Trips and Stephanie literally HHH and the people on /asp/ who have deluded themselves into thnking Stephanie McMahon is hot
>Roman Reigns Shows up because He secretly wants to fuck Steph but HHH shafted him when asked for a threesome
> HHH proceeds to put Roman Reigns in a match against a midcard heel for whatever reason they can contrive and then make it sound like the odd are against roman reigns.
>hit the 22 minute point
>no one has swung a punch at anyone,
>no matches have started
>the ratings drop by a thousand
>the contrarion anti-smarks on /aap/ will try to contrive a way to make it seem like the average wwe fan decided to stop watching now that roman is no longer on their tv set.
>even though there's literally no way to hide the booing the whole stadium is making
>but none of that matters because muh based roman and leldeanetty 2.9 record low ratings.
>all the while Vince and HHH continue to wear noise canceling headphones to hid the fact that roman is not over at all

and this is all in fact greatly best for business

>>1244787
>HHH shafted him when asked for a threesome

>implying Triple H isn't a cuck

>>1244418
>>1244420
Kek

>>1244418
>>1244420
I'm not even sure what's supposed to offend me more, the stereotyped overweight smarks or cm punk portrayal over all

>>1244738

>Wrestlings as good as it ever was, the only reason you say otherwise is nostalgia

Yeah, no.

This video proves that statement wrong

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>watching Main Event
>you can hear all of Kevin Owen's banter about headlocks and yelling at King
>stole Brennan's phone and spiked it on the ground
dude is hilarious

>>1244418
>>1244420
Dunny shit op.

Whens the next batch?

>>1244835
Lose weight fatty

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>>1244792
>I'm not even sure what's supposed to offend me more, the stereotyped overweight smarks or cm punk portrayal over all

Wwe generals are so boring when carter is gone

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>>1244838

You're just jelly of my hot athletic physique.

>>1244840
Kys carter

>>1244420
>>1244418
Holy fucking lel
How do you not get paid for this pham, you are a genius

>>1244840
You're right.

Dean mark come back pls

>>1244418
>>1244420

i liek at the end when his head is big and he is angry

>>1244522

Trade in the opportunity to marry Becky and fuck Paige for the opportunity to go back in time and kill Brie before she was ever hired.

And eat out Sasha

>>1244870
>brie never gets hired
>daniel bryan retires a lonely man and commits suicide in the woods

nice job asshole

>>1244872
More like daniel cryan would join some other wrestling promotion because brie isn't nagging him to retire

>>1244840
i'm here famalam

>>1244874
the discovery of bryan's brain lesion was way more on wwe refusing to budge on clearing him than anything else

>>1244420
These comics are pretty shit but I love Dad Roman. If they did that for real it would probably turn me around on him entirely, if he had a lot of "overprotective dad moments".

>who the hell is cursing around my daughter?!
>goddamn punk you cheapskate my daughter spent all day cutting holes into this white sheet and now you're telling me you ain't got no candy for her?!!

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HEY

>>1244893

YOU DID THIS

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>>1244787
>Deanettycucks damage control

>>1244522
Merry Becky
Eat out Paige
Fuck Brie
Kill Sasha

>>1244522
Marry Sasha
Fuck Becky
Eat Out Brie
Kill Paige

>>1244694
Pretty much half and half. They get a bit of offense on him but thats about it. Which is dumb as he should be facing more than just glorified jobbers.

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>>1244946
>Tye Dillinger
>Jobber

Kys.

Also, considering that his 1st match was a 20 minute classic, 2 quiet matches are alright. Fans are still getting to know him.

I dont watch NxT or outlaw wrestling , whats so special about Gookamura?

>>1244960
Keep meeming it up senpai!

What's been your favourite match from this week?

What's been your favourite segment/promo from this week?

>>1244962
Roman destroying Miz , both promo and match

>>1244962
Charismatic, cool moveset, one of the stiffest looking finishers ever.

>>1244967
>Charismatic
Oh man not this meme again.
These fags literally call him one of most charismatic wrestlers ever because of the way he moves his hands or some shit.

>>1244946
>glorified jobbers.
>tye dillinger

I am sicking of hearing this term thrown around. If this term is used the way you and others are using it, basically anyone who isn't winning week in week out is a jobber.
It doesn't work like this, the roster isn't split don the middle with people who win and people who lose on a weekly basis, winners and jobbers you would call them by your own descriptions.

>>1244968
>i have never seen him but i will talk about him like i have

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>>1244960
>What's been your favourite match from this week?

Mundo v. Cage. Bennett v. EC3 and Roman v. Miz were also pretty good.

>What's been your favourite segment/promo from this week?

Pentagon in a wheelchair.

>>1244967
>>1244968
So weebs like him because he's a gook?

>>1244972
Nah he is a good wrestler

>>1244960
Whenn was the last time he won a match? He's CJ Parker 2.0

>>1244969
Again, when was the last time Dillinger won a match? He's used as enhancement talent. AKA jobber.

>>1244969
Thing is that dude is basically Breeze 2.0

>>1244972
Not him but i hate gooks and weebs
Nakameme is based as fuck

>>1244842
frick off randy

Wtfuggg
>>1245016

>>1244993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
To be honest, this is probably the main reason people like Nakamura.
[spoiler] Main Roster When? [/spoiler]

>>1244899
RING THE BELL?

>>1245034
Must play a huge part, probably the best entrance music for a wrestler ive ever heard 2bh, shit still gives me goosebumps

Sorry Bret, sorry Mr Perfect, sorry Hogan, sorry 2cool

Please dont post fedoras at me lads

>>1245047
[spoiler]good[/spoiler] taste detected

>>1245034
The Nipamura vs. muslim cab driver match was the match of WM weekend. They entrance was very exiting.

>>1245034
>>1245047
>>1245049
Do you guys think he's happy in NXT? he didn't look too glad to be there on the latest episode

>>1245055
I think he's fine. Problem was probably his debut was in front of 10,000 people then his next 2 appearances were in front of about 600 people in the corner of Axxess, and the crowd were about as rowdy and lively as a damp fart.

>>1244981
February

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Charlotte

>>1245087
Fun fact: he was born Charles flair but the lack of star power towards skinny vanilla midgets prompted him to take a different approach in the wrestling industry and use a female gimmick instead

>>1245120
>le man meme
leave your moms house sometime

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>Used to like Sami Zayn
>but recently find out he's a muslim
I hope he loses at Payback

>>1245126
>masturbating to a tranny so you can stay in the closet
have sex (with a female)

>>1245128
>pulling stuff out of thin air
el oh el

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>>1244444

>>1245126
>getting buttravaged over memes
>uses one himself
Kek

>>1245076
That was against Alex Riley wasn't it? I really like Dillinger. He owns his perfect 10 gimmick.

BEEG MODE

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>happy birthday, dad

>having a title so irrelevant it's put on the pre-show multiple times

Give the belt back to Rusev ffs

>>1245183
Lame. He should have got his whole body covered in polka dots.

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>>1245183
>ywn fuck Cody's tight ass

>>1244435

Remember that time Val Venis had his pee pee chopped off?

>>1245262
Remember Val Venis? What a time to be a wrestling fan.

>>1245183
Why does he have a triforce on his finger?

>>1245313
Because he likes vidya

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is playback today?

whats the card even?

>>1245329
>what is google?
But yes Payback is today

>>1245338
whats the card?

i know ramen is going against the whole gay community, we have some nxt tag teams going at it, listo squash, the canadians fight, and talk show hosts fight.
also some women do things.

did i miss anything?

>upupdowndown featuring Kevin Owens and his kid
>Having the kid play Sonic Adventure
Of all the Sonic games, it had to be that buggy junk

>>1245357
owens seems like the best dad.
>oh hey son, you know that one youtube channel you are a big fan of?
>you gonna be on it tomorrow.

>>1245357
18+
Sonic Adventure was the shit
>but i got my opinions from e-celebs like egoraptor
Fuck off

>>1245356
>what is google?

>>1245368
bunch of hack fraud indians.

>>1245356
Rycuck jobbing on preshow for the US tittle again.

>>1245361
He literally said his son had been a fan of it for five days. He was already going to be on it before his son started watching.

>>1245373
i thought it was a listo squash time.

>>1245361
>owens seems like the best dad.
Didnt he BTFO his son for an angle agaisnt Cena?

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>mfw this place has turned into the "lets shit on roman for upvotes without thinking critically" board
Was it Dean Mark?
This is a reddit-tier circlejerk lads

>>1245375
does woods announce who are on his show 5 days in advance or how you know that?

>>1245377
best
dad

>>1245357
Literally underage
No one cared about bugs as a kid, nor was sonic adventures bugs gamebreaking from what i can remember

>>1244738
Beeg is a pretty good actor desu

>>1244522
Kill 3, eat out then fuck Paige.

>>1244409

>As noted, the Camp WWE adult cartoon will be available in the on-demand section of the WWE Network after Sunday's Payback pay-per-view goes off the air. WWE has indicated that there will be a second season at some point. Below are previews for season one episodes:

>Episode 1: "There's No Place Like Camp"

>When Mr. McMahon discovers John Cena misses home, he enlists his counselors to help prevent a camp-wide outbreak of homesickness.

>Episode 2: "Not Without My Eyebrow"

>Panic ensues after someone shaves off The Rock's eyebrow and Ric Flair is tasked with helping The Great One regain his mojo.

>Episode 3: "Survival Weekend"

>Sgt. Slaughter drags campers away for a Survival Weekend while Mr. McMahon's favorite weekend of the year turns into a nightmare.

>Episode 4: "Vince Is Just Not That Into You"

>Triple H takes Mr. McMahon out on a date to win his approval while John Cena and Mark Henry team up to welcome an unexpected addition to Camp WWE.

>Episode 5: "A Family McMahon"

>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin's pranks drive Mr. McMahon to quit while Nikki Bella must refine Bray Wyatt so he doesn't ruin the annual Camp WWE dance

>>1245174
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL FAT BEEG

>>1245423
>>Sgt. Slaughter drags campers away for a Survival Weekend while Mr. McMahon's favorite weekend of the year turns into a nightmare.

Roman will look strong there I can assure you.

>>while John Cena and Mark Henry team up to welcome an unexpected addition to Camp WWE.

IT HAS TO BE KURT ANGLE

>>1245384
You think Woods didn't ask Owens in advance? He just happened to show up with his kid and get asked to do it?

>>1245367
>Sonic Adventure was the shit
Nostalgia is hard to let go of, isn't it?

>>1245434
not 5 days in advance.

>>1245423
I read somewhere that the first EP will be up before Payback. Can someone confirm?

>>1245436
>What is past tense?
18+

>>1245443

After

>shield vs evolution extreme rules 2014

God damn what a good match, Shield was over as fuck and kicking ass.

>>1245447
Why are you defending a game you're admitting is dated then?

Seriously you're just arguing for the sake of it.

>>1245454
welcome to 4chan

>>1245454
18+

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Why is it that everyone with a brain can determine the outcome every 2016 PPV so far weeks in advance?

>>1245436
>take off le goggles!
nice argument shit for brains

>>1245055
well those all happened at axxess right around wrestlemania so he has had a month or so on the road since then and got to face some other guys

they need to do joe vs nakamura before he comes to main roster

>>1245454
It's not a terrible game, it's better than Undertale and The Last of Us.

>>1245464
No one made a clean sweep at mania.
Let's hope they do something interesting and surprise us (lel, who am I kidding?)

>>1245477
With WWE it's that if you actually get surprised it's for the worse.

>>1245464
because the politics and the methods at which wwe pushes guys makes it predictable if they'll win or lose belts at ppvs

for example, there is a 0.01% chance roman loses his belt after they tried so hard to make him look strong while winning it

if they want to make bullet club appear actually disruptive they could make them actually win it, but it just won't happen to vince's guy

>>1245464
Why do you people care so much about unpredictability? Just shut up and watch and then when something does happen it makes it 100 times better instead of getting on /r/squaredcirclejerk and making conspiracy theorys and reading dirt sheets. Wrestling has always been predictable, the top baby face almost always goes over.

>>1245481
Let's not forget the classic "whoever looks strong against the guy he's feuding against on RAW before a PPV is going to FUCKING LOSE"

>>1245468
It's about as good as "+18 Y-your just too young to understand"

WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN ON PAYBACK:

Bullet club interference all over the place.

every title match, interference.

Some lower card WWE guys need to join the Bullet club.

Bullet Club needs a diva, so they got that divas division presence.

Bullet Club needs to be a big ass stable.

>>1245510
>Bullet Club needs a diva, so they got that divas division presence.
But who? Paige?

>>1245510
>Bullet Club needs a diva
Give them Becky or Paige

>>1245510
>every title match, interference.
This.
>Bullet Club needs to be a big ass stable.
It really depends on how big we're talking. Wasn't one of the problems with nWo that it just got too fucking huge?

>>1245516
>turning the best babyface diva heel
God no. It should be Paige or a well built up Emma. If only Asuka wasn't on NXT.

>>1245517
One of them, yeah.

What's important is that no matter how big they make the stable, it never takes over the entire show except MAYBE one or two times.

If it gets so big that WWE just becomes Bullet Club vs. Anti Bullet Club then people get sick of it. I don't think I'd go bigger than 5. Maybe 6 or 7 could work if booked well (but then, lolwwe)

>>1245521
Emma needs it desu, she'd be great

>>1245517
not nWo huge, but like, maybe RTC big.

or even the OG Bullet Club big.

they need a diva, a tag team, main event guy, and 1-3 low to mid card guys.

>>1245514
fuck it, give em bayley, make it interesting.

>>1245516
paige a shit, becky would be interesting.

>>1245525
As retarded as it might sound, I could see Tamina fitting in well with Bullet Club.

>>1245528
I agree but.....loltamina

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For the most part, PPVs won't matter until Summerslam I'm guessing right?

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>>1245127

>>1245527
Becky could be interesting since Finn and her go way back. They could mention how he trained her and now he's unleashing her to take over the division. Problem is she's been a jobber for months.

>>1245529
I've never really understood the dislike for her.

>>1245528
>>1245529
momina shouldnt be wrassling.

but Naomi has the attitude and ass for the part.

>>1245533
thats too cute and cheesy.

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they should hire gallows' wife as a manager

>>1245542
she needs to run wrestlemerica while gallows runs the loops.

>>1245532
in4allah

>>1245525
I think so too. She has that aggression and her offence is pretty good, doesn't look weak or anything

>>1245547
As long as they don't change her theme I would love it. I think she would be a great addition to Bullet club, but I'm an Emma mark so take it with a grain of salt.

>>1245539
>too cute and cheesy
I don't see anything cute about it if she's merely a tool for them
>complaining about cheesiness in pro wrestling

>>1245560
its a fucking dumb idea son.

>>1245542
M I L F
I
L
F

I'm fine with the Ammo Alliance being 3-4 guys 2bh

>>1245572
4 guys and one diva

>>1245572
4 people is the absolute minimum for a stable.

>>1245589
So what do you call The Shield, New Day, The Wyatt Family pre-Strowman and 3MB then?

>AJ in the ring with Gallows and Anderson before the match
>"This is a big night for me, and to make sure everything goes as planned i have decided to bring in another friend, this time from America"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs hits

HOW HARD WOULD YOU MARK?

>>1245592
trios.

>>1245594
zzzz

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>mfw Finn "Vanilla Midget" Balor actually debuts tonight

Why god why.

>>1245594
Not at all because it would make zero sense.

>>1245589
Yeah.

Even The New Day has four people*

*Big E counts as 2

>>1245592
also, 3mb with hornswoggle was a stable.

>>1245594
Back to the drawing board fag, this gimmick isn't getting over.

>>1245602
3 aint enough, he needs 5.

>>1245589

says who?

>>1245608
Nice!

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>tag team titles either go to 1920s circus performers or le Guinea Cheetah with his pet chad in tow
>mfw a year of this fued

>>1245619
>Caring about the tag division
Literally just bathroom breaks along with the divas

>>1245610
1 wrestler - singles competitor
2 wrestlers - tag team
3 wrestlers - trio
4 wrestlers - stable
5 wrestlers - survivor series match up
6 wrestlers - a ladder match
7 wrestlers - cena squashes a whole roster
8 wrestlers - outlaw main event
9 wrestlers - fire russo
10 wrestlers - WCW booking.

>>1245619
>not liking Enzo

>>1245619
doubt whoever wins will beat new day, at least this first time

>>1245623
if enzo had the mic skills he has, but the wrestling ability of like, Neville, dude would be GOAT.

>tfw there will be a 15 second period where I unironically believe styles will win tonight and I can't stop it from happening

I unironically like the Vaudevillains

I think Aiden English is an underrated talker

>>1245650
I agree

>>1245650
Me too

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>mfw I found out Aiden English fucked his way into the Guerrero family and is Eddie's son-in-law

>>1245650
I like them but I think they're going to have an extremely hard time getting over on the main roster with their current gimmick.

As much as I wish it wasn't true, I see them going the way of Breeze.

>>1245657
They can actually wrestle and talk unlike Tyler sadly for him. They're the "we're no fun mature adults" heels of the tag division. I think they'll be just fine, sure their gimmick is strange but it can work.

>>1245657
>I see them going the way of Breeze.
I see worse for them

I see them going the way of The Ascension

>>1245658
I can work but you know they're going to be buried by the commentators and Vince.
It's sad because they're actually not bad but having an unusual gimmick usually means you're going to end up as a joke.

Has Tyler Breeze cut a promo on the main shows since his debut

I don't think he has

>>1245666
Him and Summer did a segment when they split

>>1245666
That Highlight Reel where Ziggler called him le millenial

So if Dean were to lose to Jericho tonight via Vince's stupidity...would he be permanently buried?

>>1245693
No he would just be Mick Foley 2.0

https://youtu.be/UepkUMn_gmk

>>1245695

Mick Foley once won a championship that meant something.

>>1245690

When was that, October?

>>1245701
Dean still has awhile to go.

>>1244626
begging you to have sex

Where do you guys watch ppvs live ?
Do you actually pay?

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>>1245731

>>1245733
Thanks senpai.
Do you know which one the most people go to?
I want to meme in chat.

>>1245731
THE WWE NETWORK IS FREE

>>1245737
Just meme here you pilchard.
If you go to the busiest one it will be laggy as fuck.

>>1245737
woootube has macros for you to spam if you want to be extra cancerous

>>1245737
/woo/ is a huge shit fest if thats what you're looking for, I've never seen anything like it

>>1245527
>they need a diva

Eva. It has to be Eva, the only thing she can do properly consistently is get booed she is perfect for Bullet Club.

>>1245737
None of the /wwe/ streams run anymore, just use /woo/ and meme here on /asp/.

>>1245755
No fuck off Emma or nothing

>>1245755
but, is the bullet club heel?

>>1245755
>implying smarks won't just start cheering her if she joins BC
She's already gaining a contrarian following

>>1245737
>Not having the PPV gamethreads in one window and the PPV in the other to chat with your /wwe/ bros.

WEW LAD

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You my friend
You're a lot like them
But I caught your lie
And you know I did
Now I'm lost in you
Like I always do
And I'd die to win
'Cause I'm born to lose

[Chorus:]
Firefly
Could you shine your light
Now I know your ways
'cause they're just like mine
Now I'm justified
As I fall in line
And it's hard to try
When you're open wide

Take my hand
We'll be off and then
We'll come back again
To a different land
Now I like this way
You can go away
If you guess the name
You cannot replace

[Chorus]

Bring me your enemies
Lay them before me
And walk away

[Chorus]

Fuck you firefly
Have you lost your light
Now I hate your ways
'cause they're just like mine
So you lost my friend
Such a sorry end
And I don't know why
So I choke and smile

>>1245792
Fuck you just made me feel so much nostalgia. Remember playing this game for hours everyday as a kid. Had an awesome soundtrack.

NXT>RAW>SMACKDOWN
Only shitheads disagree.

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I'm really trying to get my hand into wrestling and you guys helped me out so much last time. So this is My FIRST EVER Pay Per View Predictions in Promo Style Show. Episode 1 (Payback 2016)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmbk25greVI [Embed]
We talk about, AJ Styles vs Roman Reigns
Ric flair telling Nattie to KILL HER SELF
Dolph Zigglers loses and how they will continue
Enzo and Cass's chances on beating the Vaude Villans
and MUCH MORE

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>people still post on /b/ general

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>>1245779
>not having the PPV on your computer and the gamethread on your phone so you don't have to switch tabs constantly

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>>1245806
You must be taking the piss.

>>1245805
NXT > Smackdown > Raw

:)

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>>1245805
>>1245821
>NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT

>>1245825
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>1244900
Why are Romarks still a thing? Is it just part of the shitposting culture now? Y'all don't seriously support him right?

>>1245830
PLEASE have sex

>>1245821
2014-15 NXT was GOAT

Now its pretty boring and Smackdowns obvious edits makes it unwatchable

>>1245830
No, only reddit likes Roman. When he acts like a douche. Otherwise DAE LE ANYONE BUT RAMEN? XD

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>Seth is coming back tonight

>>1245831
Okay, got it. Shitposting it is.
>>1245833
I think it's hilarious how people suddenly change their mind when he acts heelish then he proves to be just as robotic as he is as a face. It was priceless to see him repeat that I'M THE GUY line for two weeks in a row.

>...And now WWE NETWORK presents WWE PAYBACK
>Ramen's music hits
>BOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ramen begins with 30 minute promo stuttering about being th-th-th guy... succering succotash
>Gallows and Anderson appear and swiftly defeated by the Big Dawg
AJ applaud the Big Dawg and thanks him for the right to face him for the championshit
>First two matches cancelled for Ramen promo
>NO CHANCE THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT
>NO CHANCE IN HELL
>45 min promo of Vinny Mac awarding control of Raw to Tha Authoritah
>Shane O Mac must face Kane in an inferno match later in the night where the result will not be storyline relevant
>Trips cuts nice long promo about The Authoritah being best for business
>Ramen's music hits
>BOOOOOO
>he's totally over guise
>AJ was given jobber's entrance during adverts for Tapout
>Match cut to five mins due to time constraints
>Gallows and Anderson attempt to interfere but are punched by the Big Dawg and will be off Raw for five weeks because of this
>AJ offers no offense and loses to one spear
>AJ applauds Ramen and gives him his glove
>'You are the true phenomenal one'
>No time for other matches

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>>1245830
>>1245833
nice try smarks

>>1245830
>stop supporting things that i don't like
>>1245806

>>1245834
SETH CLUB 4 LIFE SON

[guitar riffs intensify]

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>>1245839
5 star post

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>tfw part of me wants to believe AJ will win but I know it's just a set up to debut the Irish Autist

Why Vince why.

>>1245861
Just look who looked strong on RAW to know the results son.

>>1245861
What if Nakamura shows up?

>>1244409
>finn confirmed for today
GOAT EVENT LADS

>>1245866
Now watch him proceed to get absolutely no reaction for other than today and RAW tomorrow lmao

He can't cut a promo for shit and considering his only interesting part is the demon paintings which he only does on PPVs he's gonna be fucked

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>Giving a man who only got over because of his body paint and theme song a super stable

Finn is so bland that I honestly hope "Balor" Club fails

>>1245855
back to 9gag

Finn Balor

More like Finn Borin amirite?

>>1245874
memeclub is shitty as fuck 2bh.

Did not watch any WWE since the raw after wrestlemania should I bother watching tonight?

>>1245886
There may be a """"""""""""""surprise""""""" debut tonight

>>1245886
Sure, join in the shitslinging.
Also watch NXT arrival that shit was hype af

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>>1245855

>>1245861
>>1245874
>>1245879

fuck off Balor is GOAT.

>>1245895
Go away Bayley

>>1245895
go hump a lego B(al)oring

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>>1245895
I remember when I told my friend why do you like Finn?
He response with
>he paints his whole body
What are u fucking gay?

>>1245886
"No"

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>>1245815
>not having both windows sized to have them side by side watching the match and shitposting with your /wwe/ familia.

>>1245905
other then
>le demon paint

there's nothing special about him

>>1245865
I'd mark out

>>1245871
he's better as a heel, punchable face

he hasn't really had a character in nxt as a face

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Here is tonights winners. Odds have not been wrong on past three ppv.

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>>1245948
>Kalisto STILL is the champion

>>1244418
>>1244420

kys, shit comics

>>1245619
Enzo & Cass are the shit get outta here with that noise

>>1245948
That's basically what I picked in the 2 cold pedo predictions 2bh

just picked Jeridad to win

>>1245948
>The Miz

yeah nah fuck that

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Legosexual sightings yet?

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Bayley sentences you to the cuckshed

>>1245990
These odds will come true , screen cap it out all your money down

>>1245994
There has been sightings of Rollins but haven't heard of anything on Finn.

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Is there a better wrestler from the last 20 years? I mean, think about it:
>objectively greatest wrestler alive, no one can compete
>10/10 on mic, can work a crowd like no one's business
>god-tier body aesthetics
>god-tier hair
>11/10 look, no one else on the roster looks like a star like him
>elevates everyone he works with, even made Roman look good
>confirmed a huge draw, was saving the company financially until his untimely injury
>alpha male that can plow any girl he wants
>is a Trump supporter, doesn't support limp-wristed mummified communist
>triggers anti-smarks and works the marks
>carried the shield members on his back, proven by how ambrose and roman have flopped hard without him

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YOU LOOKIN' AT THE REAL DEAL NOW!!!

>>1245997
I wonder what it's like to have Bayley's ass suffocate you

>>1246012
SashA+ is better

>tfw when you recommend a girl a song then see it in her playlist the next day.

>>1246012
His championship reign was horrendous.

>>1246023
>tfw you recommend a girl a wrestling match so she realises you're gay

>seth rumored to be backstage tonight

I like him but I literally hope he's not better yet

he needs to return later so they can set up the ratings killers triple threat for summerslam

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WHAT IF SETH BECOMES THE LEADER OF THE NEW BULLET CLUB

>>1246062
I can see his promos now, trying too hard to fit into the group. We're going to get new record low ratings

>>1246068
Ratings are low because wrestling is a fake gay drama for children.

How is /woo/ taima?

Good stream?

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>>1246077

>>1246080
Yeah, the chat is a bit cancerous but that's what /asp/ is for.

>>1245834
>Seth comes back.
>Payback gets RECORD LOW RATINGS.

Pls make it happen.

>>1246012
JeriGOAT is better.

R E C O R D L O W

E O

C W

O

R

D

>>1246171
I want to lick her crusty asshole

>>1246171
>ywn eat jojo's booty

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>>1246171
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4VdRmwREx/

>>1246200
I would tounge that asshole until she starts shitting tbH

>>1246200
>wanting to fuck a subhuman colored person

fuck off

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Should they disband the Wyatts?

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>>1246200

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>>1246200

>>1246218
Only if they push both Harper and Brayyy as singles competitors after they heal up. Alternativly, keep the Wyatts together to face the Balor Club as faces "to protect Our WWE universe from outside invaders". Then after the Balor club stuff cools down the Wyatts can come back as dominant heels again to remind people what their real mission is.

>>1244420

Haven't been on /asp/ for awhile. An actually good non-autistic gimmick wow

>>1246217

Someone got lost on their way to the trailer park