/asp/ Predicts... WWE Payback 2016

>>1244177
>>00:13:15
>>Nailed it!

> 00:13:15
> TFW didn't nail it

>>1244177
>00:00:00

>tfw guessed every Mania match correct but the Ladder Match screwed me

>>1244190
Ryder completely blew out that one. I think like 7 out of 180 remained after that.

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>Debutting a new name in honor of a faculty&shuttle friend who's internationally popular.
>Too long to not get applied.

>>1244190
I got pretty much every match wrong on that one. It was such a shit show.

I had a hard time deciding between Jericho and Ambrose.
Also between a Roman win or an AJ dq win.

>>1244225
Remember, in a DQ the prediction for that match is scrubbed.

This one looks easy to predict but Vince may pull a Russo on us and change everything on the last minute

>>1244239
Good idea and good to know.

>>1244242
Yeah but the AJ/Reigns one is like the free one that everyone gets.

>>1244177
I swear to God that if I lose my predictions again because of the pointless, nobody-cares-about fucking US pre-show match I'll throw another pointless tantrum in this Chinese sweatshop site.

>>1244196
Ryder's victory at WrestleMania: the day all WWE fans got blown out of their seats.

Didn't think we count the preshow?

>>1244263
We count every confirmed match as long as there isn't a laundry list of participants (like battle royals) or a match that ends in DQ (gotta have a definitive win or loss).

>aj beats Roman by DQ
>nailed it

>>1244177
Disgusting horsefucking autist
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.

>>1244177
>not even 00:00:00

Nailed it

>>1244177
Kys pedo mod

Top kek 2Cold Pedo Mod deleted 3 generals cause the OP was making fun of him

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Inb4 Seth comes back and ruins the main event for Reigns.

[spoiler]Please come back soon, Seth ;_;[/spoiler]

>>1244341
NOTHING
IS
GOING
TO
HAPPEN

welp time to dust off this old trip

I want the New Day to fuck me in the ass with their horns

>>1244348
>this mad
How is that autism treating you pal?

I want to lick Kevin Owens sweat in between his rolls as I watch My Little Pony

>>1244351
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it

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>>1244354
KYS

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>tfw 00:00:01

>>1244356
Lol whats wrong with that shitlord

I wish I was a pony :'(

I hope my parents don't find the stash of MLP toys under my bed.

>>1244367
I'm in.

Is the Wyatt family going to be involved in Payback? We keep seeing them in the PAYBACK promo, but Luke and Bray are both injuryed?

>>1244452
They dropped that Wyatt stuff but they keeped the spooky background for some reason.

>>1244459
That's pretty deceiving, and borderline false advertising.

They couldn't be assed to change the promo shit?

Who /Nailedit/ here???

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>/asp/ in charge of not being stupid idiots
>implying based Jericho isn't going to take the win again

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Cortesy bump.

>>1244494
Jericho beating AJ was weird. I still don't understand it, maybe because if AJ won, Jericho would continue to hold a grudge, although that would be good for plot?

Maybe they don't want Jericho to be a complete jobber.

Dean will win, him losing would be retarded. He needs it.

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>>1244516
>Dean will win
>at a PPV
>against mega heel jericho
>who is being built up to be fed to Roman before his 6-month contract is up

>>1244525
>>who is being built up to be fed to Roman before his 6-month contract is up
plz no

bump 4 aj win by dq

>>1244470
Please sue wwe for false advertising

>>1244516
AJ lost because Vince is a stupid, petty babyman.

>>1244548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xq3QdzxroY
>Some call it retaliation, vengeance or redemption. WWE Superstars call it payback! Watch Roman Reigns, Bray Wyatt and all your favorites settle their differences at WWE Payback, tomorrow at 8 ET/5 PT, live on WWE Network.
Unless Bray has an appearance this is flat out lying.

>>1244177
>0:00:00

nailed it

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>>1244557
>>1244357
>>1244355
>>1244276
>>1244275
>>1244184
>>1244179
>>1244178
what is this meme?

>>1244562
/wwe/ faggots hating based steve-o

>>1244562
2steve is a pedo mod who keeps deleting generals because we're making fun of him

I'm disappointed that i lost at WM on the very first match and only got one right, hopefully I'll do better this time.

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>tfw got rekt on the mania results

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Roman wins

>>1244643
Everyone did

>>1244556
I really hope they appear, they will get big babyface pop

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>>1244666
oh shit!

>>1244177
Voted

>>1244713
Ayy who'd you vote for, pham?

>>1244666
no shit Satan

>>1244666
Seems like a fair bet Satan.

Can anyone tell me where I can buy a fake kindergarten teaching degree? Asking for a friend.

>>1244933
> Kindergarden
Mate, I'm from you UK, we don't have those.

>>1244939
I'm going on holiday and thought I'd pick up a bird while I'm there.

>>1244943
In the UK? Where specifically because you might be able to get one just with a 6-pack of ciders.

>>1244494
There were none clean sweepers for Mania?

>>1244954
Zero, thanks to Zacky poo.

Winners
* Kalisto
* Enzo & Cass
* Corbin
* Ambrose
* Cesaro
* Owens
* Natalya
* Reigns

>>1244947
Frosty Jacks mate. 100% cider flavoured alcoholic beverage.

Literally the only match I'm unsure of in terms of prediction is Jericho/Ambrose. There are a few where I wouldn't be surprised if it went the other way though, like Cesaro/Miz and Charlotte/Nattie, but it's just that one where trying to second guess Vince's booking is impossible.

bump senpai

at least we'll get good matches this month

anyone but you roman!

How long until Payback starts? :3

>>1245044
11 hours, 43 minutes and 35 seconds from your post.

>>1245046
Thank you~

Bumpity, here's one for AJ.

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>>1244954
There were 9 or so left after Zack won, but then Jericho wiped the rest out.

>>1245203
Honestly I think basically no one believed Jericho would actually go over AJ clean at WM.

>>1245205
Fandango beat Jericho at Mania.
Who the fuck would think they'd have AJ lose.

I'm not confident in my predictions.
Biggest worries are Kalisto vs Ryback because Ryback being a heel means Cena has someone besides Baron Corbin to LOLCENAWINS so I voted for him, WWE could realize 'wait Dean is 20 years younger than Jericho maybe he should win.' and ruin that prediction, and KO vs Sami. I feel like KO is going to win to keep the feud going, but it may be Sami and they go from there.
Everything I feel I picked right

>>1245205
Because it made zero sense.
AJ is like 10 years younger than Jericho. He is thus going to be around longer from that point than him so he should have gotten a win at his first WM.
Second he then won the Number 1 contender spot for the title the next night. I mean we all know ROMANWINSLOL but when you opponent you lost to the night before was Old Man Jericho it only makes you look weaker. So he should have won.
It's stupid and WWE booking is just pants on head retarded nowadays.
Hell I'd hate Roman less if they stopped booking his as literal Second coming and gave him a fucking clean loss since the SHIELD broke up

I just need to know who wins to be honest. Does anyone have spoilers?

>>1245263
>Hell I'd hate Roman less if they stopped booking his as literal Second coming and gave him a fucking clean loss since the SHIELD broke up

I fully agree with that. On RAW you've seen him in a match against Del Rio. He gets distracted and what should happen? Del Rio gets a surprise rollup and a win if it was normal booking. But what happens? Roman kicks out at two and eventually spears Del Rio for the win.

I'm really tired of this. He's basically booked like Ultimate Warrior 2.0. I'm just waiting for a match where he takes 10 top rope finishers in a row (maybe Seths Phoenix Splashes?), then suddenly stands up and spears that guy and wins. That will be the lowest point.

>>1244988
I agree, except for kalisto and cesaro. I think theyre going to put the strap on ryback because hes starting to really find his new heel character and they are probably going to put some momentum behind him. Plus kalisto has buried the title.

I think the miz will retain by distraction. Its his first ppv defense, so theyre just using this one to get him heat so it will be more impactful when cesaro beats him at extreme rules

I'm back, 9/9 incoming

>>1245272
To be fair, not all distraction rolls up win. It's still dumb, but it has happened.
It's more things like his 3 matches in a night and even distractions in the third, he wins.
Taking a nap during the Royal Rumble because he gets gassed super easy
The Fastlane Triple Threat immediate recovery from a beat down into a win.
Things of that nature.
Even when he does lose it's either he doesn't eat the Pin or it's dirty.

I am so ready to 100% this

>>1245285
I'd blocked out all memory of the Royal Rumble.
How is "make Roman look strong" supposed to work then they literally have him walk back stage and have a nap for the majority of his supposed one versus all match?

At least have him be knocked out so he has no choice in the decision to be removed.
He actually refused the stretcher and walked out of his own free will.

>>1245285
True, not all of them. But it usually can help proceed a storyline with "look, you can actually pin him" kind of thing. Rollins was pinned quite a lot during his reign, too.
And yeah. Watching a Roman match right now is just waiting for the spear to end the match, nothing else. You never get fucking surprised when he's in a match. Gets hurt, sells for a second then suddenly he's good again SPEAR BY REIGNS AND STILL YOUR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION etc

I mean, there's nothing wrong with booking someone strong. When that person is believable, looks big, strong and has impressive physique. Problem is Roman has none of that and hides most of his body behind a vest and long pants.

I'd say he also lacks the intensity.

>>1245302
It'd be great if that was his booking as a heel. Great way to get heat.

Sup /asp/ how are you guys watching payback? I got floor seats and a bunch of acid.

It's gonna be a good night.

>>1245337
Gonna watch it tomorrow and skip through the parts I find boring as usual, no point watching it live with tons of ads.

>>1245332
They should have done a double turn at WM and it would all be good. But nooo, let's make Roman a face still even though he gets fucking booed out of every single building he is in.

Can't wait to see Bullet Club turn on Styles and join Reigns

>>1245337

what an awful place to drop tabs

>>1245341
>implying the preshow isn't the only boring part of tonight's card

>>1245299
I wasn't even talking about that Rumble because he did lose that one.
I'm about 2014.
He took a nap in the corner for most of that rumble

>>1245347
I did shrooms at payback 2014 and had a awesome time. Probably my favorite wwe live experience hands down, and unlike getting shit face drunk you actually remember it the next day.

>>1245337
I'm not watching. I'm just going to read the recaps tomorrow.
Fuck WWE.

>>1245337
>Doing drugs at a live event for children
Smfh youre going to look like such an autist

>>1244177
>00:00:00

nailed it

>>1245337
>>1245362
degenerate /woo/tist

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>tfw Vince will never let Aj be champion

>>1245405
This

>>1245337
>drugs
Nah just my papa Jones pizza a 12 of Coors and some doritos with guacamole

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>>1244177
Kek 2Cold Pedo Mod got buttblasted at this comment

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>>1245485
I got in trouble too last night for trying to make one of your generals. No idea why the mod randomly decides he doesn't like them like once a week.

>>1245504
> 00:00:00
> Nailed it
Thought I'd join in.

>>1244988
This is mine too

My picks:

Ryback beats Kalisto
Vaudevillians beat Enzo and Cass
Corbin beats Ziggler
Ambrose beats Jericho
Cesaro beats Miz
Owens beats Zayn
Charlotte beats Natalya
Reigns beats Styles

>>1245637
Solid pics, not sure about the US title as it's such a non-factor these days.

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>tfw Zack Ryder won't show up and big boot The Miz during the intercontinental championhip

>>1245274
Funny you should say that. I thought long and hard about flipping those two predictions before I decided to go with what I want to happen.

In hindsight, I think, yeah, Miz probably retains. Ryback/Kalisto though, I don't know.

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>>1244177
Results here.

>>1245637
These are my pics, except for Cesaro beating Miz.

I like Cesaro but they shouldn't hot-potato the title like that, and he also needs to have a real feud with Miz instead of immediately kicking his ass.
Miz wins dirty and Cesaro gets a rematch imo.

>>1245637
My picks except with miz winning. This will be the event for the heels.

predict this for me
will I be watching payback?
cause I honestly don't know if I want to
and it's not because I don't want to pay for the network, I watch it for free online anyway, it's not cause I don't have the time, it's none of that
it's just that I don't know if I wanna do that to myself
I don't care the least bit about this card or about WWE in general at this point

>>1245793
See you in a few hours

>>1245803
I'll probably just browse asp to see the shitstorm

>>1245810
At least stick around for Zayn and Owens, should be a good one. Plus Charlotte and Nattie might be okay if they lay off the managers.

>>1245939
>13:33:15

nailed it

>>1245939
yeah I'm gonna sleep when it airs anyway, so maybe I'm gonna skip right to the nattie match when I wake up just for the fap

Roman will win, everyone will boo, and Im not going to waste my time watching this boring crap

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>Thinking Roman Reigns will lose

>>1245993
He will overcome the odds.

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>>1245993
He's going to lose but win it back on Raw. Brava Vince

Nattie wins, Charlotte wins it back tomorrow night on Raw

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>Watching NXT while waiting for PayBack
>Haven't watched NXT in a while
>Just learned Zack Ryder is on a tag-team that is getting pushed

Good for him. The man is moving up in the world.

>>1246073
>>1246078
Lose but win on raw minds

>>1246114
>Just learned Zack Ryder is on a tag-team that is getting pushed
Well... he is in a tag team.

>>1245714

How does one bet on a sport which has pre-determined outcomes? Seems like easy money for Alan from WWE creative.

anyone else follow rovert on twitter? love that guy

>>1246131
>How does one bet on a sport which has pre-determined outcomes?
Because he's not fucking psychic?

>>1246152
but people on the inside could place bets and become rich
I mean if I was a booker or writer I would do that

>>1246131
It probably is, but they make so much money it doesn't matter.

And they monitor this stuff; if one guy started putting 5000 dollars on huge underdogs and winning every time, or if he was 395/400 correct or something stupid, they'd just close his account

For the maybe 2-3 guys that have the ability and will to do this and keep it quiet enough to not flag the system, they don't care

>>1246163
So what would stop a dog racing trainer betting against his dog if he knows it's not going to win? You can say that about any sport.

>>1246177
Well, because that's literally illegal and also because that's a legitimate sport (with a number of participants too) and the winning dog doesn't get decided by one man based on its physique primarily, barking ability second and running talent last.

>>1246177
that is the most retarded analogy I've seen today anon
wrestling results are predetermined
in that regard it's not a competition
it would be like betting on the outcome of a tv show

>>1246185
Well considering these bets happen on the other side of the world, not in America, how would anyone over here in the UK know what's going to happen?

>>1246177

Theres still random elements in play. Every pther dog could injure themselves mid-race.

>>1246185

Also, what this guy said. This discussion has descended into posting without thinking or reading.

Haven't really watched Raw in a month.

Is this show going to be decent and exciting or dogshit like WrestleMania?

>>1246208
It will be good. This is one of the filler PPV so I expect much to happen story wise.

>>1246185
But people do bet on TV shows and films. Providing the result is closely guarded, I don't see a problem.

Okay, time to close this thing in about 20 minutes.

Fuck really couldn't decide about the kick off match. Picked Ryback. Probably gonna get screwed again from the start.

>>1246318
how about u stop?

this is where we will discuss the ppv

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bruh dolph just won

fucking kill me

>Ziggler won

WAIT WHAT

JUST
FUCK
MY
PREDICTIONS
UP

>roll-up

I know it's just the preshow, but come the fuck on

I know I'm a noob mark but is this Sami/Owens stuff all scripted?

Kek le self rock bottom man

>>1246831
Their friendship is real but their rivalry is scripted.

>>1246831
yea, it all started when kevin ate sami's lunch

Corbin is so good at drawing heat

>>1246849
Shouldn't it be the other way around?

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>Ziggler won

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>>1246849

He ate his McDonald's.

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>Time for the big guy

Up the Ryback

did they say capacity crowd of 14k?

Kek based Ryback working these Chicago smarks hard hahahaha

>>1246900
wow

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so, where's the new thread and predicitons table? Gamethread?

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>Ryback mocking CM Punk in Chicago

why is ryback wearing a hulk hogan belt

>>1246138
Are you kidding? The biggest fucking autist I've ever seen.

>Ryback doing the CM Punk "it's feeding time"
>His lifting belt says "pre-show stopper"

dude that camp wwe looks like a goddamn autistic dream

>>1246923

Make one yourself and stay there

>>1246993
Dat Steph tho

>>1246996 I found the table anyway, kthx.

Nice DDT there

MAMMA MIA!

This is actually a really good match

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>The Pre-Show Stopper
More like the Pre-Show Jobber

>Big E sponsored by Puma

>>1247083

>Weaboo calling anyone a jobber

You're a jobber in real life

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>>1247200
>triggered by anime

so are we going to stay in this thread?

>>1247593
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.

Lilian Garcia got fired

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>>1248083
Damn I know I'm behind but shit, damn.

>>1248083
Really?

>>1248083
>>1248083

Nooooooooooooo

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>/asp/ predictions btfo once again

see you all in three weeks for more failure

>>1248083
False

>>1247593
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.

>>1248507
Gotch the fucking retard. He sees the bump clear as day, what the fuck was he thinking?

>>1252330
We are on steak lads, let's keep guessing wrong

>>1252352
He wanted to legit kill him because Enzo & Cass were booked to go over

So wait. Where are the fucking results? I got 7/8 but I want to see how eveyone else did

>>1252503
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.