/wwe/ General #2050 - Cody Edition

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1st for Alicia Fox's botty burp. What do you think it smelt like?

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YOU STUPID IDIOT

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>>1232685
Those comments lel

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>>1232679
4th for JeriGod

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So what we know from this RAW

>Baron will go over Ziggler as Ziggler looked strong in a who cares match
>Miz will retain his title against Cesaro since Cesaro looked strong
>Roman will retain his title since AJ looked strong at the end

>>1232747
Ditto for Natalya/Charlotte. Poor Emma.

Who /STUPIDIDIOT/ here?

>>1232753
Emma looks so fucking hot with this gimmick

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>>1232690
Do you understand what im saying to you?

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>>1232758
Zack is a lucky man

>Emma is the female Kenny Omega
Noice

Maryse corpsing when Cesaro called Miz a jackass was top kek.

>>1232802
Miz is a cuck confirmed

>>1232758
The shoulder pads look fucking stupid.

>>1232818
i'd pad her shoulders alright

>>1232771
Emma Omega is based.

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Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. Can't wait to see God take part in the Illinois screwjob this sunday.

>>1232679
Cody is qt

>>1232861
Why do you call yourself a fag?

>>1232729
slags getting btfo

>>1232899
Because liking men is gay

>>1232899
>>1232861
Because you find tranny horses sexually attractive

>>1232935
>le man meme
Epin

>>1232939
Fuck off Bore-in Corbin

>>1232679
>calls it Cody Edition
>posts picture of Stardust

>>1232679
>AJ/Roman backstage promo so shit that is not on wwe youtube page.
Roman fucking sucks
and u can't teach that

How the fuck is that based as fuck superkick not Rusev's strike finish? Motherfucker looks so fucking good

>>1232951
What did Roman even say?

>>1232959
It is, sometimes. Zayn sold it perfectly, too.

>>1232951
You mean the one where he said like 2 lines and AJ did one, and Roman just went off awkwardly with AJ looking at him like he forgot his lines?

>>1232861

How do you become such an idiot like yourself? Honestly fascinated

>>1232951

AJ styles also sucks when speaking mark. As does cesar

>>1233048
Get worked

>>1233055
Everyone except SashA+ does

This general is deader than Triple Hs roid abused testicles

>>1233180
Kys you fat balding cunt ya manlet nerd

>>1233189
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1232951
>>1232970
>roman walks up
>aj awkwardly walks over
>takes hat off
>puts it back on backwards
>"i'm going to take your title"
>roman stares at him
>"I bet you're going to buy anderson and gallows front row seats"
>dead air for what seems like a whole minute
>walks away
What was the fucking point?

>>1233202
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1232951
Seemed like AJ forgot his lines. He was meant to rebuttle or Roman said hes going to buy his friends tickets too early and skipped all the shit.

Whatever it is one of them fucked up or WWE booking backstage shit has even gone to shit.

>>1233217
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233239
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233241
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233243
Kys ya manlet nerd

https://youtu.be/2GkiK3K8kKM

Is she autistic?

>>1233250
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233251
I didn't realise it was strange to eat salad with chopsticks desu

>>1233251
fatty fat fat needs to work out more and stuff her potato face less

>>1232959
Cuz it wasn't anything special? A fuck ton of people super kick. Rusev isn't any better just because he can slap his own leg very hard for a good sound. If he did it in a manner similar to like Nakamura or anyone else that has a lot of finesse THEN it would be worth it.

>>1233251
YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD

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Good to see we are owning weeb scum outside of /asp/ too.

>>1233254
>This whole thread is just one tripfag calling himself a manlet nerd

>>1233285
>we

>>1233285
>we
that looks more like leddit than us unless 4chan has become even more cancerous

>>1233294
>us

>Dusty gave me the name Apollo

What did they mean by allowing this line to be said?

>>1233287
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233302
Dusty loved BBC and Cody is a cuck

>>1233300
>(You)

>>1233307
>calling someone else a manlet nerd
>with a trip named after a manlet nerd like borin corbin

>>1233316
>responding to dean mark/carter

Checked your Austin numbers though

Does anyone predict that Raw will get a less than a 2.0 rating this year?

>>1232951
>aj fucking sucks

Ftfy

>>1233316
>>1233335
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233340
No. Not going to happen for a couple of years yet at least.

>>1233340
"Yes"

>>1233340
Doubt. They're bringing so many new names to the WWE lately people will tune in just because of that.

>'The Excellence Of Execution' admitted that he sees a parallel between Reigns and Luger as WWE's choice for top star, with Daniel Bryan playing Hart's role as the strong wrestler who the fans rally around in spite of the chosen one's push from the company.

>"There is a parallel. They tried, I think, to keep CM Punk down and they tried to make him seem [like] he wasn't big enough or wasn't what they wanted to be the star of the show and the company and gave all the main event spots to all the musclebound guys, Batista and all these other guys, years ago and he quit. Luckily for them, they had Daniel Bryan come right up to fill that void because they're both wrestlers. They're both wrestling wrestlers that do wrestling really well. I mean, I tip my hat to both those guys for being phenomenal wrestlers

>They're both wrestling wrestlers that do wrestling really well.
what did he mean by this?

>>1233351

>They're bringing so many new names to the WWE lately people will tune in just because of that.

Except no, casuals aren't gonna stick around if they keep replacing the entire roster with jobbers. Smarks probably will, but they don't count.

>>1233368
This. Smarks are only 0.6% of the audience so this is not a sustainable model.

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Where were you when Remy LaCroix starting shooting on her fellow pornstars? Reminded me of CM Punk's pipebomb thingy (she also did the wave).

>>1233368

And also, not everyone watches NXT either, so any NXT guys on or upcoming on the main roster are almost completely alien to the casual audience.

>>1233376
Elaborate

>>1233380

white trash whore is pissed at other white trash whores over stupid shit that doesnt matter and isnt interesting enough to investigate further than this

>>1233386
Names, you fucking retard

>>1233386
Elaborate

>>1233368
False. Smarks are 99.4% of the audience so this is a sustainable model.

>>1233379
Yes this point is very valid and good, as seen by the entire dead crowd last night coming to life and already knowing every word of Enzo's introduction by heart. 0.6% of the crowd sure did look like a lot though

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> 14:17:55
> Nailed it.

>>1233393
>as seen by the entire dead crowd last night coming to life

That didn't happen, fuck off.

>>1233386

Your life must suck really badly if you're invested in porn star's personal lives my man

>>1233114

Your stupidity isn't a work, you're shoot in double digit IQ

>>1233395
The crowd was quite awake for New Day and E&C. But Vaudevillains got it fucking dead

>>1233398
Get worked

>>1233397

I know, which is why my post is the most anyone should care about it. If you actually read that and wanted to know more, you should honestly just kill yourself right now

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>>1232763
How is Jericho still this great

When did Dean's pops get so high-pitched? Is it kids or women?

>>1233406
Women who spend all day making shipping videos about him and Roman. They're the absolute worst fans

>>1233397
Your life must suck really badly if you're invested in wrestlers' personal lives my man

>>1233403
Because he's literally the GOAT. He's better than stone cold Steve Austin and the rock. He beat them both in one night. Based jerigoat

>>1233406
Someone post a pic of the cuck. With the sign last night

>>1233390
Its dumb shit. She blocked Riley Reid and accused her of copying her photo style or something. Then Jada Stevens defended Riley.
Remy accused Jada of being butthurt because she dated her exgirlfriend, Remy also called out Dani Daniels and said that shes actually a bitch and all of them were mean and the niceness was an act.

Kind of a sad meltdown really. Like the popular girl in school suddenly losing all of her friends because she shat herself in the cafeteria.

At least I found out that Remy and Jada are fags in their personal life. Makes their lez porn more enjoyable.

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>>1233414

>>1233414
Kek Jada is a fucking lesbo? Meanwhile malena Morgan is full straight. What the fuck porn is crazy

>>1232679
Vince should just put the strap back in Cena. Literally no one is good enough with everyone to be the "people's champ" other than him. Not AJ, definitely not Deanetty, maybe Brock, and definitely not Roman

>>1233422
Jada is bi.
Malena is also bi. Elle Alexandra was her legit gf.
plz dont ask me how i know this. but yes malena is also a dick demon

>>1233428
God I need some better vids of malena taking dick

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>>1233414

>>1233414
wew

>>1232802
Thats inbound for the next botchamania

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>>1232802
What was going on? Maryse was cumming her pants when Cesaro came in the ring

>TFW womanizer bond swag Cesaro

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The US title match at the ppv has LITERALLY no build up at all and is now on the pre-show. Why do they care about the Intercontinental and not the US all of the sudden? Just because John Cena isn't holding it doesn't mean it stopped existing.

>>1233445
>Just because John Cena isn't holding it doesn't mean it stopped existing.
yes it does. the title was utterly irrelevant for years until cena held it again.

2Cold Pedo mod is gay faggot
(I know hes lurking)

Anyone notice woi barret wasn't even on raw in London... Dude is so fucking done... Pretty fucking shitty of wwe. Give him a farewell in London at least Jesus.

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>>1233412

>>1233447
The same could be said of the IC, except that didn't even have a savior to come and reinvigorate it.
They still care more about that than the US. It's not even falling to the wayside, it's just completely out of there.

>>1233451
>girl is fat

Kek

>>1233447
Cesaro and Rusev had great reigns.
Ambrose completely destroyed it when he held it though, I don't think it ever truly recovered.

>>1233456
Fuck rusevs reign he buried a white hot jack swagger

>>1233403
Jerichoposting is the new baneposting
>I'm from winnepeg you idiot

>>1233456
>Ambrose completely destroyed it when he held it though, I don't think it ever truly recovered.

It recovered with Cena, duh.
Also, I'm a marky fuck for RuRu, but his reign wasn't special. He had an absolute shit catalog of opponents.

>>1233451
He's referring to his ex-gf Renee. The fatty with the sign next to him is just a coincidence.

>>1233451
>girl

>>1233459
If I called you an idiot, would you die?

>>1233458
Yeah Swagger shouldn't have feuded with him until mania season and have been the one to take it off of him.
They could have made him a star right there, he could have had Cenas entrance and everything.

>>1233461
T. Deancuck

>Rusev enters in a fucking tank at WM
>Cena just does his usual entrance, absolutely nothing new added to it

>>1233458
>>1233464
>Swagger

He was gifted world title reigns and was only ever minimally over for his role.
Zeb and his little catchphrase can't even make the guy himself interesting. He's average in-ring, plus a bit unsafe, and an absolute void of charisma.

>>1233456
>Cesaro
le no heat man

>Rusev
name one fucking good title defense he had that wasn't with cena

and dean's reign was trash too, the title was nothing from the time zack lost it to when cena won it

>>1233467
Didn't Cena have a marching band?

>>1233452
it's a shame bryan had to retire before he could elevate the belt. i heard they were planning match between him and cena to unify both titles.

>What would you have become if you weren't a WWE superstar?

>"A banker. Or a 'banker wanker' as you guys like to call it (laughs)! I just got my masters in business so it's 10 more years of wrestling and then, I dunno, interest rates I guess (laughs)."

TIL Swaggie is a smart boy

>>1233467
He had that patriotic intro vid and i think obama was in it too.
>>1233469
Swagger is a great wrestler
>>1233470
Rusev had some good matches with Big E and swagger, there was another good oponent but I can't really remember atm

>>1233470
>name one fucking good title defense he had that wasn't with cena

The Big E matches were good.
Other than that it was infinite matches with Beeg, Mark and Swagger. None of whom are capable of having interesting matches unless they're gimmicked to fuck. And they were not.

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>>1233463
it would be extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>1233469
Kys people love swaggie

>>1233479
YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT

Did Zayn flip off Lana and Rusev? My screen when black for like 3 seconds after Lana threw her shoe.

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TSK TSK TSK

>>1233476
lolno, he's shit.
He has some power going for him, and that's it, really. He doesn't even have a good mat-game.
People who think he's halfway decent only do so because they rarely see him wrassle, so it's easy to get behind the guy they can label as "underpushed and underrated".

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>>1233475
>business
>smart

>>1233482
Yes he did. Seemed out of character for him.

>>1233487
SAMI ZAYN
CHRISTIAN
RANDY ORTON

EDUCATE YOURSELF CRETIN

>>1233476
>Swagger is a great wrestler
lol no he isn't

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>>1233481
Im the best in the world at what i do

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>>1233482
You be the judge

>>1233476
>>1233478
I said title defense, big e never challenged rusev for the title

he probably let fella have his rematch then faced cena twice for it. that's a good reign?

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that miz/cesaro segment on raw was cringey as fuck
>>1233482
yeah he did

>>1233482
It really looked like he did the first time, but he raised finger again a few seconds later and it was his index. Was too lazy to turn back and check

>>1233410

But I'm not though. I only care about in ring performances whereas autists go around stalking wrestlers and now porn stars pmsl

>>1233492
>three people renowned as some of the most versatile and easily-workable guys on the roster

Congratulations, you picked out three standouts in a decade-long career. What about his laundry-list of utter shit, boring matches?

>>1233505
ADAM ROSE
SHEAMUS
BO DALLAS
STARDUST

KILL YOURE SELF

>>1233495
Midlife Crisis Jericho is currently the best fucking gimmick in WWE honestly

>>1233500
>BASED Goodfellas reference
>Cringey
Pick one ya manlet nerd

>>1233509
>makes a list of opponents he has had many boring matches with that's even longer than the one he has had good matches with, essentially proving he's a dullard that must be carried

Thank you for substantiating my argument for me.

>>1233496
Hope he gets punished, I hate this bore.

>>1233512

Chris Jericho is quite literally a top 5 heel in the history of this business

>>1233512
Agree, Jericho is a good wrestler, a great heel and a living meme.

>>1233515
JERICHO
CENA
ADR
BIG SHOW
CESARO

>>1233496
Dat aint his middle finger

>>1233517
>ONLY top 5

HE'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT HE DOES
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT HE IS SAYING TO YOU
RIGHT NOW

APOLOGIZE

http://www.strawpoll.me/10057122
http://www.strawpoll.me/10057122
http://www.strawpoll.me/10057122

>>1233515
Those were all good matches you fucking moron. Stop pretending to be retarded. Butthurt faggot.

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>>1233488
>being unemployed
>smart

>>1233520
Still nothing of real note, except Cesaro.
Further proving he must be carried. Keep 'em coming, you're winning this for me.

>>1233519
I was honestly upset when he came back again only to have another boring fucking face run but this is simply golden.

YOU'RE A STUPID MAN

>>1233525
>being butthurt
>calling other people butthurt

wew
e
w

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>>1233526
But im not. I work for a PR firm and have 2 kids ya manlet nerd. Get worked.

>tfw get paid to shitpost all day

>>1233524
http://www.strawpoll.me/10057164

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>>1233526
>being a wagecuck

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GET ON YOUR KNEES

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

>>1233533
>Carter trying to repackage himself

>>1233523

Apologize for wasting bandwidth withthat post you stupid man

Idiot!

Apologize now reeeeeeeeee

Miz is so god tier right now

>>1233524
I voted memes but the Big Gold should return

>>1233516
You too

>>1233537
Literally who?
You manlet nerds are so funny with ur memes

>>1233539
So is Ryder completely out of the title picture or is he coming in after Payback to make it a three way? I feel really bad for him man

Poor Sandow
>got dressed to job
>got the jobber entrance
>didn't even get to job because Ziggler interfered
>probably missed out on catering to get 5 seconds of screen time

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Chris...had a hard life

>>1233536
Was this a GOAT theme song?

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>>1233553
ROOTY

>>1233548
>makes 6 figure salary to travel around the world with his bros and eat WWE catering
Oh yeah im sure hes crying himself to sleep everynught

>>1233539
He's shite, the only part of RAW I skipped past.

>>1233539
His actual promo was great, but the movie quotes are just cringeworthy.

>>1233539
>t. Mike

Miz gets miz heat.

What the fuck is up with the crowds. This is even deader than when I stopped watching. They can't even cheer faces if they don't have memes to chant?

>>1233560
This.
He's healthy too since he isn't taking bumps.

>>1233558
TOOTY

>>1233566
FRUITY

>>1233566
BOOTY

>>1233564
To be fair, there was nothing to get excited about last night. Not bad, not good, but boring as hell.

>>1233564
>They can't even cheer faces if they don't have memes to chant?
Yes.

>>1233558
>>1233566
>>1233567
>>1233568

DELETE THIS
APOLOGIZE
YOU STUPID IDIOTS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1233547
Most likely buried mate

>>1233562
It makes sense for him to do them and if it makes you cringe then its working.

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>>1233553
right in the feels

>>1233547
Gone

>>1233573
BON JOVI HAIR

>>1233574
That's not a good Heel reaction. At that point I kinda just turn away.

>all these faggotswho were hating on rooty rooty booty and Chris jerigoat before the heel turn now pretending to always like him

APOLOGIZE NOW YOU STUPID IDIOTS

>>1233571
I mean at least clap when the guy gets his move in. Even if it isn't the most exciting night, its the crowd's responsibility.

>>1233587
I've been following him since i was a kid... i remember his debut on Raw agaisnt the Rock ... he predicted the future of WWE

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Apollo has even stolen Neville's feud with Stardust

What can Neville do now that "jacked-up flippyshit bland face" vacancy has been filled while he was away on injury?

>Being a fan of the Based Geordie is suffering

>>1233588
They paid for their ticket. They don't owe the wrestlers anything. The wrestlers owe the crowd entertainment.

>>1233587
I've never been a big fan of his for some reason, I liked him more when he had long hair, but he is the best heel on the roster now. I feel like he looks better because of the shit around him, compare his promos to Miz's, it's night and day. Jeridad you want to see punched in the face, Miz you just never want to see ever again, he makes you want to change the channel.

>>1233594
Come back and retake it?
Apollo can fuck off, desu. I want to like him, but he's so bland and offensively boring with his constant smiling in lieu of a personality it becomes an actual good Heel character.

>>1233587
I've always loved Jericho senpai

>>1233594
He can be white, so he has more chance of being WHC than le smiling man no matter what

>>1233605
toss him in with the new day as the white guy in a black team or a black guy in the white team.

but in this case its a black guy in a black team.

>>1233587
This.
Everyone started hating him around mania season last year because he defended reigns.
I'm sure most of these fags still have JUSTicho edits saved on their hard drive.
Smarks are always like that, everyones shit until they turn heel, then they're "omg based!!!!!!11"

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Is there anything worse than being a Wyatt mark?

>>1233612
and when a heel gets any popularity, they suck too?

>>1233598
Of course, but I wouldn't buy a ticket if I was going to sit there and be bored out of my mind. I would stay home and watch the worthwhile 15 minutes of raw on dailymotion.

People used to be excited just to see the wrestlers. People didnt even get on their feet for entrances last night. Its like the fans that are there dont give a fuck.

>>1233609
Holy shit I can vibe on that idea.
>Apollo joins New Day because they realize his powerful, smiling positive energy
>his bland smiling gimmick invades their promos and constantly ruins their shtick
>Apollo becomes the most meta Heel of all time, flipping around the ring, constantly smiling and working smarks
>wins all of New Day's matches for them
>rockets to the top-card with babyface booking
>they secretly hate him even though he has done nothing wrong, not changed his character at all, yet is completely substantiated as a Heel through subversively corrupting their gimmick

FUCKING
DO IT

>>1233615
If they start getting too many cheers then yes.
Pretty much, if cole likes him or acknowledges their popularity they're shit.

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>>1233605
>an Apollo and Neville feud over who can do more flips
I'd pay 9.99 for that if I'm honest m8's

Or this could work too-
>>1233620

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>>1233614
Being a Roman Mark

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>>1233612
ROOTY

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Come on /wwe/, take a bump.

>>1233614
No, but being a Dean or Becky mark comes close

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>>1233629
*chews gum loudly*

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>>1232802

>>1233614
Sandow mark

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>>1233631
Post more Haitch

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>>1233634

>>1232802
>>1233632
She clearly wasn't corpsing. She was just doing the whole "laugh at the Heel even though I'm aligned with him because he's a goofball" act.

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>>1233629

>>1233638
Hey Miz , im a big fan!

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>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 & 2016 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 14 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)

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>>1233637

>>1233642
Thank you Chris.

>>1233631
All that HGH abuse causes dry mouth

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>>1233644

>TNA has been telling its talent to tweet about how high their morale is

kek

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>>1233644
BOW DOWN TO THE

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>1233652
>Hey darlin', have you tweeted about how happy you are working for us, today?
>W-When can I leave the cuckshed, Dixie? I want to see my family.

>USE THE HASHTAGS OR YOUR KIDS WON'T MAKE IT, DARLIN'

>>1233632
Maryse corpses or near-corpses often. She clearly doesn't give a fuck and I respect that.

>>1233656
Kek

>>1233660
>I respect unprofessionalism

>>1233660
>She clearly doesn't give a fuck

I don't think it's so much as not giving a fuck as just not being good.
I'm okay Miz having a valet, but it should be kinda like sexist-Rusev/Lana, he objectifies and pedestalizes her for cheap misogyny heat.
I dunno why the fuck they have her eat into anyone's promo time, let alone the Miz, one of the only and most competent speakers in the company.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPoscHIGi70

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>>1233629

>>1233666
Her voice is instant heat.

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>>1233629

>>1233666
Speaking of Rusev, why is Lana back out there with him in anything but her old business attire?
I'd rather just Rusev go solo desu. He cuts a great promo despite not having mastery of the native tongue, just 2much charisma.

>>1233666
Its for total divas.
Miz loves his wife too, of course he'd like to travel and share promo time with her.

>WWE has a new poll asking fans who would they rather see run RAW - Stephanie McMahon or Shane McMahon. As of this writing, 90% voted for Shane.
So Steph will get control

>>1232690
I actually kinda like it

>>1233687
There were reports at the beginning of the year that – with Haitch taking majority creative control of Smackdown – there were desires to steer it in a direction more akin to NXT.
Shane's getting Raw. Haitch/Steph are getting Smackdown, which is where Haitch's actual focus will be poured into, anyway.

>>1233694
I hope not.
I dont want to have to watch smackdown desu

>>1233694
>Authority shitting up Smackdown
Please no

>>1233631

one of your nuts is hanging out

http://www.wrestling-online.com/wwe/raw-rating-for-04252016/

>Monday Night Raw this week drew a total of 3,128,000 viewers, the worst rating since November 30, 2015.
>Last week’s taped Raw drew 3,335,000 viewers so the show lost over 200,000 viewers.
>Hour one - 3,263,000 viewers, Hour two - 3,184,000 viewers, Hour three - 2,938,000 viewers.

Roman 'ratings killer' Reigns does it again!

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>>1233757
>I'm THE low ratings guy, Balee..... dat.

>>1233757
dean came out at the beginning of hour 3

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>>1233764
>Blaming Ambrose again
State of Romarks

>>1233764
And? Reigns as the main event was announced early on in the show.

>>1233757
R E C O R D

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>>1233768
mfw WWE always depended on the old mantra of 'But you still keep watching', looks like that's not the case anymore.

>>1233694
> steph and aytch cancer
I fucking hope not, smackdown has just started getting good

It's more because it was a fucking boring show all round.

there were a couple of highlights (The Miz's section, and [WRITE SECOND EXAMPLE HERE]), but generally it kinda sucked.

Literally just had the league of nations jobbed out one by one to build credibility for little guys to beat bigger guys at payback, but it doesn't really make sense to do it that, just showcase their technical ability or something.

Was a boring show, I only really stuck with it because it was my day off today so I had nothing else to do.

>>1233251
becky is a cute cute

>>1233757
FALLING DOWN

FALLING DOWN

Anyway Burretu Crubu theme is fucking shit

>>1233757
LMAO THE SHIELETTY'S

>>1233757


You see, people? Some (not all) have been saying these past Raws have been decent... Question is... If that's the case, why do ratings keep going down?

People that want or like a show where wrestling is the most important thing are the overwhelming minority, period.

People want wrestling and entertainment, sure, wrestling is important, but so is entertainment, and drama, and promos, etc.

Yesterday Enzo and Cass received a giant pop... Is it because they are awesome in ring technicians? NO. It is because they were allowed to show personality, they got mic time, hence people liked them...

Catering to wrestling purists is destroying this company.

>>1233757
Last week Romarks blamed my Dean. This week who can they blame kekekekek

R E C O R D L O W R E I G N S

Just a bit more detail on that Raw rating. The show was still number one on cable last night, which is why WWE and USA Network won't be panicking at that number.

However, it's down 620,000 viewers (over 15%) from this time last year. Most worryingly, it matches the ratings from last November/December when Raw was getting RECORD. LOW. RATINGS.

>>1233789
dumb husbandofag poster

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How you want your ratings, familia?

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>>1233757
It-It was ADR's fault damnit

>>1233796
RECORD LOW

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>>1233796
JUUUUUUUST

>>1233794
TV in general just isn't the medium people care about anymore.

I'm not saying they should just switch to Network only broadcasts of live events, because the weekly TV broadcast brings more people into the events, but long term they need to look at how the TV broadcast helps them vs the control they would have outputting to the network alone.

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>>1233795
>responding to Carter

>>1233786
All in all wrestling can get fucking boring when it's just two bland men with no personality and an uninteresting feud.

They NEED to let wrestlers develop as characters. Less scripted lines, less control, more of THEM. Then it would be more interesting. Currently basically no one gets much mic time besides champions or the vintage Authority thing we've seen for way too long.

>>1233757
Why did we think that The Shield was going to be the future of wrestling? Both guys that have been champs have been awful draws and the third man is a whacky comedy jobber

I figured it out.

It's the lowest rated RAW in a while because it was dedicated to Chyna

>>1233795
Are you a fucking retard?

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>>1233757

The Shield was a mistake

>>1233809
because they were being booked competently when they were a unit

>>1233809
Because they will be. Doesn't matter if they tank the ratings

>>1233814
Probably would had done better if Chris Hero was put in instead of Ramen, but you know Vince and his fixation on Samoans not named Samoa Joe.

>>1233811
Kys ya manlet nerd

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>>1233757
REIGNS HITTING MULTIPLE SAMOAN DROPS, THE RATINGS CAN'T TAKE IT

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>>1233820
a shield without reigns would've lost to the team of sheamus, cena and ryback at whatever filler ppv that match happened in

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some guy wanted this but teh thread got deleted

>>1233806
I think they should do the following to fix this:

Make a fuck load of promos on their Youtube channel and the network (their youtube channel is one of the most viewed in the world, so the promos would reach a lot of people).

It doesn't have to be a huge deal, maybe just have one guy say "I hate that other guy, he steals my style" or some dumb shit, then have the other guy get pissed off at it.

At least then there's a reason for a match we're seeing, the matches tonight had fuck all reason behind them.

3 matches with the league of nations, a womens match that had no purpose behind it, and the tag match to debut anderson and gallows (the only match that tangentially had a reason behind it).

They just need to make the fans invested in the characters, and the easiest way to do that is churn out more quick and easy promos for the network/Youtube.

Easy.

>Press x to reload
I keep thinking of the playstation controller when I hear this line

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>>1233832
kek, nice

>>1233812

>>1233757
Oh.... Wow.... Shane the ratings killer

>>1233835
They need to put some of the fucking Raw fallout stuff on Raw itself. I don't get why they stick them on the youtube channel to get ~100k views when they could put them on the show and get 3 million. Almost everybody is more interesting and less scripted during the YouTube interviews

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The WWE is in dire need of some real draws...

You could say... they need some ELITE talent.

>>1233835
yeah no fuck off

that wouldn't help anyone, you need to set up a rivalry do it on the show, commentary will just recap the crap anyway

>>1233851
No more indy ratings killers please

>>1233821
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233632
SEND

>>1233851
Gay boyz club literally only got 3million viewers.

we don't need more indy shitters

>>1233853
>>1233848
Except they seem compelled to churn out as many matches as they can in one show, so no time for promos.

I said youtube/network because it lets them have an "action packed" show while letting people give a shit.

>>1233832
thanks lad lmao

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>>1233851
just seeing how mad people get over the amount of superkicks would be worth it

>>1233856
FOR

>>1233865
the bucks are so based

>I miss the authority
What's wrong with JBL?

>>1233858
that has been raw's viewers for years now...

>>1233851
Last thing we need in WWE is more vanilla midgets. But then again they could be used to job to Based Corbin so theres a plus.

>>1233870
He's a heel commentator.

But he still praises Roman lmao

>>1233871
no it hasn't.

>>1233860
People are so lazy they won't see the promos unless they're put there on TV. They don't want to seek them out. Promos get less views on youtube than they should when you consider how many people know about the channel

>implying ratings matter

Kek, Vince could 2 fucks about ratings when the WWE is bringing in a shit ton of money via Network buys, sold out arensa, and merch sales, the revenue has reached all-time high status this year I believe, not to mention that people have been streaming RAW on the internet more

>>1233870
His "Heel announcer" gimmick is everyone else's "retarded announcer" gimmick

>>1233872
fuck off dean mark

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>Im not a main event guy
>Im not a midcard guy
>Im RECORD LOW guy
Topkek , rip Deanmarks

>>1233876
kys shieldetty

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>>1233872
>literally the least interesting part of the last 3 month
>based

>>1233873
BECAUSE HE'S THE GUY

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YOU GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK REALLY REALLY STRONG

>>1233879
Kys ya manlet nerd

>>1233883
Thats the Authority

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10058526

http://www.strawpoll.me/10058526

http://www.strawpoll.me/10058526

>Juan returns to RAW
>hits the ring, starts talking on the mic
>talks about being out of the game too long and how he's back to remind everyone that the champ is here
>he is interrupted suddenly as this music hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YVrZsqkyZM

>>1233891
>not there the last month at all

>>1233860
They have two shows. There's more than enough time to fit plenty of promos and matches in there every week. Giving people a reason to watch Smackdown would solve the problem easily. Have Raw be more promo and buildup heavy, have Smackdown be more wrestling based. Or hell, even do it the other way around.

People like to meme about nobody watching SD but the fact is, it gets 2 million plus viewers usually. That's without WWE giving one shit about it. If they really tried it could match Raw's viewership easily.

>>1233892
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10058526
where's sami zayn?

>>1233909
Sami actually gets not that bad pops and the crowd often sings his theme song lately.

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>>1233911
>Sami actually gets not that bad pops
he gets NO pop. did you listen last night?

LMAO

Go here

>>1233812

>>1233927
Roman reigns crowd setting on by mistake last minute booking change lmao

>>1233927
He had a weak pop but it's still way better than absolute no reaction Baron and Vaudevillains get.

Besides you could hear the "LETS GO" shout and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO for a longer while.

>>1233906
>raw for promos and buildup, mostly main eventers
>sd for matches and vignettes, mostly midcards
Wasn't this always the plan? SD was where most of the internet darlings saw action, before Kevin Poutine and the Muslim Cab Driver was elevated on the card.

>>1233937
>>1233938
NO POP.

Based fatass gets more pop than sami ZZZZZZZ

>>1233943
t. a deaf man

I wish I appreciated the stacked lineup from the attitude and ruthless aggression eras. Maybe Kurt Angle will come back in a GM role and save the company.

;_;

>>1233943
I think they need to play to his strengths better, that match with Nakamura tore the house down, you could argue that the NXT crowd is more invested than a normal raw event, but it's just as likely because they put on a hell of a show in that ring.

Zayn has had some pretty boring matches on the main roster, the Owens fued could've been hot as fuck but they mixed it up with jerico and ambrose for some fucking reason and now it feels bland as fuck.

>>1233945
t. a deluded SKA fan

>>1233958
he needs someone who will work stiff with him

owens, nakamura, and joe are good matchups

eventually i want to see him vs styles because they can both push the pace

>>1233977
Nakamura won't be a good fit for the main roster for a while since he'll have problems working promos without a manager/translator and that robs him of a lot of his charisma.

Owens is the ideal candidate right now since there's a backstory there that has been established, but they keep fucking around it without anything good coming out of it.

Maybe Payback will have a good match between the two but I think every time they've met so far has been with other people in the ring and it's been a bit of a waste so far.

>>1233988
Give fucking Paul Heyman to Nakamura since Bork is leaving anyway.

>>1233993
Yeah, maybe.

But like I said it detracts from him a bit, Nakamura is a very charismatic guy in-ring, to have him with Heyman would reduce his impact a bit.

>>1233993
give nakamura funaki as manager

>>1234005
INDEED

>>1233997
If it worked well it could be a great chemistry. I mean, Punk had Heyman despite being able to cut a promo and being charismatic.

>>1233302
Dusty had a secret Slave Owner gimmick

>>1234008
>le Punk was charismatic meme

>>1233786
The last few raw's have been good.
Ratings have nothing to do with quality, anymore, the show's reputation is in tatters.

>>1234093
Last night's was boring as fuck but aside from that you're right there has been a few good shows in a row.

The thing is it's still just the same exact show it was 10 years ago, it hasn't moved forward at all.

>>1234105
I didn't really mind it, tbf. But then, I don't pay anywhere near full attention.
I only invested myself in the Zayn match, Jerigod promo, AJ match and the whole BC angle. So I didn't really absorb the full scope of shit.

>>1234146
I guess it's because The League of Nations bores the shit out of me but this week was a snooze for me.

Seriously, they jobbed all three out, in really boring ways too.

>>1234159
I can't feel you on that. LoN may be a shit stable, but the in-ring talent in it is the shit. I have no problem seeing them in singles matches.
AJ and Sheamus laying into eachother with stiff forearms/uppercuts was brutal. I'd love a gimmick match between them down the line.

>>1234166
In ring is one thing but there's no hype going in at all.

Suddenly there's a match between AJ and Shaemus, Zayn and Rusev, Reigns and DelRio.

It makes it so obvious that a job is coming that the match is a bit boring.

>>1234197
Just enjoy the match for what it is, senpai.
At least they had Rusev look a little protected with the roll-up. I'm surprised and pleased they bothered to, especially with the rumors of an LoN breakup finally happening, and Lana coming out with him.

>>1234211
Breaking up the league would be a good plan, without Barrett I don't think they can really hold their own as a group for promos.

Have Rusev go on a monster run with Lana in his corner, have Shaemus do... something else, I really don't care what he does. Have Del Rio back in the US title picture because that would be better than calisto vs fucking ryback for the millionth time.

>>1233866
THE

>>1234216
MAN

>>1234214
Yeah, I agree. I don't think Sheamus is necessarily a bad promo, but not the guy you want to carry a group.
And Rusev definitely can't. I actually think he's a great talker and should go solo, but he can only talk for himself, not a stable. He should be doing short, angry, snarling and grunting promos. Then murdering some motherfuckers.
Have him get that title off Kalisto and paint it in the colours of glorious Bulgaria.

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>Titus ONeil officially returned from his suspension tonight, defeating Tyler Breeze in a dark match at tonight's Smackdown taping in Manchester, New Hampshire.

mfw Tyler Breeze got BLACKED