Hey guys i'm fighting at UFC 200 i swear

>>1216970
Fuck off Roidbotch

Twitter fights don't count, Pip.

I'd pay to watch him lose why isn't he going to fight

>>1216977
Stop posting Phil

>>1216970
WAKE UP
I'M A DUMB AS FUCK, SOON TO BE FUTURE ENDEAVORED MID-CARDER FOR LIFE

>>1217014
>>1216977
>ryback isn't even in the conversaion
>sensitive punk babby brings him up
LEL

he is never going to fight a day in his life.

>>1216977
>>1217014

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

he'll probably fight.

CM Punk hasn't been working for wwe since 2014
it's time to let go and stop talking about him

>>1223818
Nah, /pol/ has niggers, /v/ has feminists and /asp/ has...Phil.

>>1223821
/asp/ only has "phil" because the same 4-5 guys can't get past the feelings of butthurt and betrayal they got when CM Punk left wwe and didn't leave a glowing report. It's not even funny in an ironic shitpost kind of way, it's really just kind of sad and annoying.

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>i hate cm punk
>he turned his back on the only thing i have in my life besides my mom, porn, and 4chan


have sex, tipper

He'll probably announce, ironically, in Vegas at UFC 200 when his first fight is.
My guess is it'll be at the MSG show.

>>1216970
oh look, jeff hardy is starting threads now. still butthurt, jeff? how's your jnco collection and limp bizkit albums

He'll find a way to complain his way out of it. He'll never be to blame of course.

you and katie merill lol

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>>1223818
Don't tell Squared Circle that. They still suck Phil's cock on a daily basis.

>>1223899
nice try cm cuck

Why is /asp/ obsessed with CM Punk?

>>1225817
It's literally just one guy

>>1225818

You'd love to believe that Phil

>>1216977
>>1217014
>>1223826
>>1223899
>>1225818

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1225847
better than cryin' bryan
>manlet
>liberal
>supports hillary
>feminist
>insecure about his relationship
>insecure about his ability
>weak
>boring
>crybaby
>steals other people's moves and does them terribly
>had to put over Roman
>has a skin disease
>dresses like he posts on reddit
>probably posts on reddit
>only got over because of a chant
>got fired for a homosexual bondage move
>hipster
>spent majority of career skinnyfat
>dumb hair
>generic
>worst mic skills of the 2010s
>has crybaby fans
>encouraged crybaby fans to steal Big Dave's Mania moment
>can't even heal his neck

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>>1225847
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

>>1225817
it's just 1 obsessed autist with a cuck fetish

>>1225919

>pure cringe

Also, Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

Why is /asp/ so obsessed with Phil?

>>1225974
Because he's the modern day goat, (other than bmj)

>>1216970
man the UFC is trouble, WWE thrives while the UFC is disintegrating before our eyes, how can one person poison everything he touches.

>>1225847
/co/ here also add something about how his Drax the Destroyer comic is among the worst selling comic books Marvel prints.

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>>1225966
I love how you get triggered everytime that counterpasta is posted.
Atleast the Punk fans ignore all the shitposting and never respond to your stale bait.

>>1226024

Nice try sensitive Phil

>>1225919

>GOAT
That's Jericho
>Married AJ Lee
Like marrying an indian boy who cucks him 24/7 is good
>Two stars matches
>Was carried on both of them
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
But that wasn't his reason to leave, retard. Besides, >implying he's not going to destroy it anyways on UFC
>Exposed HHH, Vince, Dr. Amann
Everyone has, what's your point?
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
Not even close
>Was the absolute greatest in the mic
Was the absolute best in working with WWE's script*
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream
For the wrong reasons
>Made it cool again
LOL
>Outsold John Cena
So has The New Day, and they're crap that appeal to the masses
>Was able to elevate himself from...
WWE's was able to elevate him*
>Was universally over with everyone
Then why are people here that dislike him?
>Was the best part about the show
LOL no
>Had the best theme song
That's not Ministry Undertaker, or Owen Hart as a heel, or Hakushi, or Jericho, or Stone Cold, etc
>Amazing technician
No
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
Two words: Scott Steiner. Also, >so """entertaining""" he couldn't have a conversation with HHH
>Cool as fuck, hot as fuck
Double no. Roman is hot (no homo).
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar
>implying Brock can have a great match now
>Best streak match
Not Shawn Michaels, Diesel (minus the finish), Ric Flair, Randy Orton, HHH #1 or Batista (also known as Diesel vs Taker 2: Electric Boogaloo)
>Best match with John Cena + rivalry
Not JBL
>The reason to say no to WWE's bullshit
Has been done since the Internet was created
>Reason DBry won WM XXX
Which led to nothing since DBry was already hurt as fuck, good
>is considered one of the GOAT's by...
...So?
>Best friends with Paul Heyman
He's not Brock Lesnar
>Proven draw
Made by the WWE, yes
>Destroyed The Rock on mic
Everyone can now
>Not a single bad promo
Thank WWE for that
>Buried Ryback
Ok
>Was brave enough to go to UFC
That's not bravery
>Will be GOAT
No

he already came out and said this wasn't going to happen. facts are still important in shitposting.

Wittle smarkypoo doesn't like it when someone makes fun of him for killing the product

>>1225850
>supports hillary

bryan is a berniefag