Book the worst possible payback swerve

>>1212838
Bullet Club turns on AJ and join Reigns creating the "Roman Empire" stable.

I miss J&J

>>1212850
Beleedat

>>1212855
me too senpai

>>1212838

>Haitch interrupts Payback main-event
>Beats the living shit out of Reigns amd starts to go after Styles
>Bullet Club run out to save AJ
>It's a stare down; AJ, Haitch and Bullet Club
>Haitch smiles and Bullet Club beat the shit out of AJ Styles
>Haitch and Bullet Club are standing in the middle of the ring celebrating when the lights go out
>The lights come back on and in the ring stands Finn Balor
>All becomes clear. Triple H hand-picked Finn Balor from the Indies and made him into a champion. He was the one true protege. Balor called in Bullet Club and instructed them to befriend Styles just to destroy him again.
>Next night on RAW, Stephanie, Vince, Haitch, Bullet Club, all stand in the ring parading the fact that they will always be on top and there is nothing the IWC can do about it
>Rollins' music hits. He comes out and says: "Yo, what about me, Haitch?"
>"Sorry, Seth. It was what's best for business."
>The Shield and AJ somehow unite in an attempt to overthrow The Authority once and for all.

Ah, shit. Didn't read the worst possible Payback swerve until I already wrote this shit out.

>>1212864
It's fine, this still fits the subject.

>>1212865

You fucking kidding me? What I wrote was literal gold. If I crossposted this to reddit, I know I'd get at least 2000 upvotes.

>>1212838
I think we can make this even worse
>RAW before payback
>wyatt shows up alone backstage all fucked up in a cast, says some cryptic shit about betrayal/revenge/whatever
>payback
>anderson and gallows fudge up the match
>suddenly wyatt teleport
>strowman and rowan show up and stare down the bullet club guys
>then they team up on roman
>strowman beat wyatt up for control of the wyatt family and it's the strowman family now
>"Authority Club" still happens and is allied with the strowman family
>braun strowman is given the mic for 10 minutes almost every night like wyatt used to

Do you artists actually think WWE will let Bullet Club use that name kek

>>1212850
I'm legit worried this is actually going to happen, because from the company perspective this is a good idea.

Everybody and their dog has been saying "face Roman isn't working, turn him heel like Rocky" for over a year.

Fans will be ready to fucking murder Roman if he takes over Bullet Club and the WWE can pat themselves on the back and tell themselves Roman's nuclear X-Pac heat is because he's a heel and not because he's boring and sucks at his job.

>>1212958
They've been using it as a hashtag.

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>Reigns wins the against Styles at Payback as expected
>Comes out on Raw after
>Does his whole usual "i'm THE GUY" promo nonsense
>Segways into saying something like "I could beat any one, at any time"
>Music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_TJm9QPX0
>is this a mistake? is this a sick prank?
>No, Chris Benoit himself walks out
>The Audience is stunned. Almost muted by pure shock
>Gets on the mic
>"I faked my own death until i could find the right opponent, and now i have... but i bought some friends with me!"
>music hits again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eicckXioTFg
>It's Owen hart!
>Some of the Audience, now realising what's happening, start to walk out en masse, visibly sickened by the turn of events
>"But that's not all!" Benoit continues
>"The match at Extreme Rules will actually be a three on one match!"
>music hits one last time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHIm-besFw
>The arena is almost empty at this point
>Those that remain are crying unbearably
>The show fades to black on that image
>in the months and years to come it is referred to as the greatest heel move of all time
>So great that it killed the entrity of WWE in the record time

>>1212838
Roman Reigns (c) vs AJ Styles
Charlotte (c) vs Natalya
The New Day (non title match) vs the League of Nations
The Vaudevillains vs Enzo and Cass
The Miz (c) vs Cesaro
Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens
Kalisto (c) vs Fandango

>>1213010
>Kalisto (c) vs Fandango

I had to google it to make sure this wasn't some shit announced on WWE.com
It's scarily believable.

>Ric Flair does his usual shit and makes the womens match less entertaining
>new day interfere in the tournament finals because booty
>Roman Doesn't turn heel B-Club betrays AJ who is completely unable to do anything about it,
>Roman is still somehow the Face through all of this
>Chris Jeri-dad wins because fuck Dean-o

>Roman vs AJ
>they go back and forth
>Festus and Karl show up
>they try to interfere but AJ stops them
>Roman spears AJ and pins him clean in the middle of the ring
>Festus and Karl back off ringside and Roman slowly exits
>Festus and Karl help AJ get up
>they proceed to beat AJ up
>Roman makes the save and drags AJ's corpse to end the show

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>>1213010
>Kalisto (c) vs Fandango
that would be based as fuck actually.

>>1213176
Sometimes I forget they used to let Fandango do cool shit.

>>1212850
This. AJ's look of disappointment after they attacked Reigns on RAW might just be a ruse but if it was a genuine tease of dissension I worry that we're going to be getting that very stable.

>>1213168
What's actually happening

Anderson and Festus beat the usos and aren't seen again until smackdown
AJ goes for the forearm and roman Spears him in mid air then pins him cleanly after 12 minutes

> Bullet club runs out to help AJ win
> Roman superman punches both of them
> Wins clean after burying the bullet club

Bullet Club will be Finn's vehicle on main roster.
Dude's been MIA for a week. He will debut on Payback and set up a Summer feud with AJ.

Another possible outcome for the storyline:

>styles vs roman
>styles does the majority of the spots
>makes roman look strong
>anderson & gallows interfere
>aj wins the title
>is pissed he didn't win clean
>vacates the title
>some other wrestlers want in
>fatal four way
>roman wins title back

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>main event is no DQ
>Roman and AJ are having a solid match
>suddenly, Gallows and Anderson run in and beat up Roman
>AJ tells them to stop, and that he doesn't want this
>they beat the shit out of AJ, too
>HHH walks out
>says that he's forming the Bullethority
>says that he's taking his title rematch right now
>Gallows and Anderson beat the shit out of him, too
>"Well, you see guys, the thing is, uh, who are you working for, then?"
>the lights go out
>TV static on the titantron
>suddenly LOOK IN MY EYYYYES
>WHAT DO YOU SEE
>Phil comes out, and says that he and his buddies are forming the Straight Bullet Society
>Shane turns heel and lets Phil walk out with the title
>the next night on RAW, HHH, AJ, and Roman form the Stylish Authoritative Empire to get back the title they were all screwed out of

How hard do you mark?

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The worst swerve would be no swerve at all.

>20-25 minutes of amazingly athletic and innovative work by Styles
>suddenly SUPERMAN PUNCH
>OOOOOWAAAAAA
>SPEAR! SPEAR!
>1 2 3
>HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1213608
This is the correct and most likely choice.

>>1213608
You need at least 4 more cocking of the hand and superman punches.
This is a ppv after all.

>>1213608
I was going to write this.

>dragging bret's cancer ridden corpse to the ring just to see natty lose
>roman wins clean
>no bullet club to be seen
>new day have their second straight non title ppv match
>who could possibly care about any of this?

>>1212838
The best possible scenario is that Hiatch cashes in his rematch clause at the PPV after Roman wins again.

>>1213187
Oh yeah, he can wrestle, forgot about that.

>>1213000
Nice trips. Also, do you really think people would "walk out" from resurrection?

>>1212931
>braun strowman is given the mic for 10 minutes almost every night like wyatt used to

Haha this is gold

>>1213463

This is very believable, sadly.

>>1213608
I got one
Roman wins and Bullet Club jumps The Guy only to be turned away by the Usos

RoRo and Usos stand tall to close the show, while AJ and Co slink to the back cowards.

>>1213000
guy said worst, my dude
this would save the whole world
and nice 000

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>>1213000

I would kek so hard if this happen.

>Aj vs Reigns fighting match going fine.
>Bullet club interferes
>Deano and reigns clean them up ezy
>Ramen speara Aj squeeky clean
>Ramen holds belt with basically no story progression just defends clean nothing happens
>they continue with meaningless matches that have no story just stuff happens

>>1212838
Bayley doesn't win the title

>>1213000
>implying this is the worst thing that could happen
This is the best possible thing that could happen. Wrestling would be saved, there would be a cure for cancer, aids, and autism, we would achieve world peace, a way to acheive immortality would be discovered, etc

>>1213608
>1 SPEAR
pls let it be at least 2 spears pls

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>>1212838
>Roman beating the shit out of gay community
>Anderson and Gallows come out of nowhere
>RR does a triple SUPER MAN PUNCH
>AOOOOOO
>Triple Spear somehow
>Wins clean,then HHH comes and says his rematch is right there
>Roman doesnt care and beat the shit out of him too.
>Every1 goes mad booing RR he just beat 4 man in a row in few mins
>"Oh no it's Seth Rollings he's cashing his rematch right now"
>RR spear Seth back to the hospital, retires and goes to the HOF as THE guy.

>Beginning of Payback
>20 minute Authority promo to open show
>no explanation for coming back
>pretends they never left
>triple h books match with roman and loses
>shills roman as the better man
>AJ vs Roman still happens
>Romanwinslol
>AJ thanks Roman for the pleasure of jobbing to him
>Shills harder than Haitch
>BMJ comes back after main event
>Challenges for Title
>Jobs to Roman
>Agrees Roman is the guy
>shillshillshill
>Michael Cole is amazed and tells crowd that Roman overcame the odds
>Great Khali comes out and takes a shit in the middle of the ring for no reason
>Drops Sami Zayn's face in it to build a once in a lifetime
>the rock comes out

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Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn
>the match is changed into a Big Mac On a Pole match. When Owen's reaches the burger a man dressed as Ronald McDonald enters the ring and beats down Owens and eats the burger. He removes his mask and reveals himself as El Generico

#1 Condenders Tag Team Match
>Anderson and Gallows, now with a surfer gimmick, are inserted in the match thus making it a three way. Anderson scores the pin and they'll win the tag titles without explanation

Natalya vs. Charlotte
>Becky Lynch enters the ring with a pregnancy test and shows it to Flair. This infuriates Bret who claims he himself is the father. Ric hits Charlotte with a chair to protect Becky. The two make out and leave hand in hand

Cesaro vs. Miz
>Maryse is wearing a sheep mask and turns on Miz after two minutes. When Cesaro goes for the cover she turns on him. The Dudley Boyz powerbomb Maryse through a table. Miz wins via dq after Sid Vicious attacks Cesaro and reveals himself as the newest member of the New Day. Maryse is then abducted by ninjas

Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles
>Roman enters the ring in street clothes and cuts a promo. He says this is not Roman speaking but Leati Joseph Anoa'i and he is sick of all this bullshit. He cuts a shoot promo on backstage politics while cole screams this is not part of the script.
>A hooded person from the audience attacks Styles and Roman and pins both. The new commisioner Hideo Itami declares the hodded man who turns out to be Bobby Roode the new WWE champion

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>>1215129
>He removes his mask and reveals himself as El Generico

>Kevin Nash makes an appearance during AJ vs Roman
>Tears both quads and is carried out
>The match just continues like nothing happened
Thats the only thing that would excite me desu

>>1215920
>A vignette of Kevin Nash watching the event from home is shown, and his quads just explode with no provocation

>>1215932
>>1215920
AHAHAHAHA +1 UPVOAT!!1!!!! XDDD
I'd give you reddit gold but my mammy took away my internetz currencies.

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>>1215129
This actually sounds pretty good desu

>>1212838

think about whats most likely to happen for each match at the ppv.

thats your worst booked possibility.

>>1215932
k thanks dude

>>1213195
Bullet Club already turned on AJ.

I dont get why they're trying to make it look like they're with AJ, but whatever.

>main event AJ vs Roman
>anderson and gallows interfere
>roman almost loses
>ambrose comes out to help
>dean gets fucked by anderson and gallows
>suddenly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiHECnWxq7s
>seth rollins in shield get up comes in from the audience
>shield get back together
>ppv ends in a dq and reigns retains

>RAW
>rollins bitches about how he should be number one contender
>aj bitches about how he's number one contender
>triple h comes out to pull the rematch clause out of his ass
>ambrose joins the party
>lumberjack fatal-five way hell in a cell punjabi prison championship on a pole match for the championship as main event of raw

AJ will dominate the match for 20 minutes, then Roman will get off 1 Superman Punch and AJ will have to be taken away on a stretcher

>>1216060
My thought is that they can say 'we didn't like the direction, we liked you more than kenny' ergo allowing them to partner with AJ.

That is until finn balor shows up. Then its time to tread the same waters.

>AJ vs Roman match is about to start
>HHH comes out and says it's a triple threat with Sheamus
>Sheamus wins in 20 seconds

>>1213688
Dubs confirm this. I hope it happens. Based Haitch.

>>1215129
I am marking out to this -

you do realise we're trying to do the opposite of what you've written?

>>1213000
>3 vanilla midgets that never drew a dime

>>1212838
>Big show and Kane interfere with tag team match, setting themselves up as rivals to Enzo and Cass for the next 12 months.
>Ambrose turns heel, DDTs Becky and Sasha backstage and then loses to Y2J again.
>League of nations interferes in AJ vs Reigns, joining with Reigns. Bullet club come out to help, but instead of getting in the ring to help, they run down the ramp, run around the ring and jump over the railing and run out of the building through the crowd.
> HHH returns, changes all the remaining matches so that every title is on the line tonight against him. If he loses a match, he then proceeds to remake the match until he finally beats the opponent to win the belt. He repeats this until he has all the belts, then he books himself as the sole participant in a special once off money in the bank and takes the briefcase home

>>1215129
Holy shit! Fucking book it.