New /lu/ General - Mil vs Matanza hype edition

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first for /beato/

Is Killshot elite?

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3rd for MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK

Time for your weekly dose
Fuck, Marry, Kill Round 3: Big Guys Edition

Cage
Matanza
Mil Muertes

>>1198182
Fuck Matanza
Marry Mil Muertes
Kill Cage

>>1198182
Fuck Cage, Kill matanza, marry mil muertes

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>>1198182
>>1198275
>>1198296

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>>1198182

i knew this shit was gay, but its made its viewers into faggots.

seek pussy.

>>1198182
>lucha undermeme fans

>a fucking woman is the champion of this shit meme company

>>1198323
She isn't champion anymore

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>>1198323
>a wrestler who is actually a dragon is okay
>a guy being curb stomped on a cinderblock is okay
>a wrestler who can time-travel and fly is okay
>a woman going over in a fluke is what sends retards over the edge

okay never mind, it makes sense

>>1198393
I heard the current women's champ couldn't even beat her clean

Dragon Azteca Jr. proved himself yesterday, that green bastard is becoming one of my favorites, next to Cuerno

Can we not with the spoiler talk?

Man, Daga/Texano was so fucking good. If it were any other episode it may have been match of the night. Also, I dig that the only things that slow THEYCALLHIM down in the beginning of his matches are kicks to head and he only gets taken down by other moves later in his matches.

Also, I miss DragonSl4yer

>>1198323
>WWE had a match between Donald trump and Rosie O'Donnell.

>>1198076
RVD to Lucha Underground when?!?!?!?

>Lucha Underground recently filed to trademark Pentagon Dark, Night Claw, Kobra Moon, No Mas Match, 4 A Unique Opportunity Match and Six to Survive Match.
>Pentagon Dark
Oh shit senpai are we getting Pentagon vs Pentagon?

>>1199070
Nah, its a name pentagon will use later, the dark is a reference to another name he used, where he was called dark dragon.

>>1198094
I don't think I've seen anyone mention how great his theme is.

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>>1198076

>>1199989
why would you do this

>>1200003
Because it's true.

>>1199989
low effort, give me something worth saving next time

also just to check >>1200000

>>1199981
Wonder why Lucha underground hasn't released all of their wrestlers themes yet.

>>1198094
THE PCB EYES OF THE MACK

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>people getting mad about spoilers

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>>1201603
Jokes on you I didn't expand it

>>1202354
Well if you did you'd see the point is that it's been edited to show the current Champs but it's all fucked up to where it doesn't even show a Trio

>>1202354
Some bitch wins their main title and then loses it to Johnny C.uckdo.

>>1202387
Johnny Mundo is that actual ELITE of LU, that guy can have a good match with everyone.

>>1202387
Johnny is bae good for him

>>1199070
>Pentagon Dark
>litterally darker and edgier
>yfw he comes back and two monsters get their arms snapped

https://twitter.com/mamae84/status/721125136989036545/photo/1
NXT stealing Matanza's gimmick.

This week's main event was the shit senpai

>>1203175
>masks are copyrighted by LU
18+, have sex, loose weight

Next thread pls pick a better pic for the general. It's hard to find in the sea of shitposts

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>>1198395
Mah nigga

>>1203175
>autists of pain unmasked
literally did they?

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El Dragon Azteca is busted.

>>1205949
beautiful

>>1205949
yawn

>>1206201
Hola Vince!

Vampiro is a fat fuck.

>>1206235
you are not wrong

>>1198395
>an undead 51 mma enthusiast is able to go toe to toe and defeat a former UFC heavyweight champion
niggas are so fucking dumb on this board sometimes

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Is Big Match John coming to the temple?

>>1206312
WHAT IS JUAN CENA DOING IN THE TEMPLE

People who watch Lucha Underground don't like wrestling, they're just a sad sort who can't admit they want to watch Days of our Lives.

>>1206468
Fuck off russo.

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>>1206458
Would be GOAT

>>1206476
>yfw he is killshot's squadie that survived

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>>1206482

>>1206482
Book it Dario!

>>1206468
> he watches all 3+ hours of RAW

>>1206468
I think you mean Total Divas.

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>>1206482

>>1206468
hi jim!

>>1206312
>Cena wants to watch Lucha
>yfw the audience has some huge random audience member wearing a mask in the front row of Ultima Lucha 3.

>>1207330
Next to Danny Trejo

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>>1206482

>>1206482
genius

Will Perros del Mal ever be a faction in the LU universe? I believe Pentagon was using the shirt in the 1st season

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>>1212088
>I believe Pentagon was using the shirt in the 1st season
It was more than not a tribute to perro jr, as far as I know the faction is shelved because of the passing of perro jr and most likely done.

>>1212088
Not likely since AAA is getting less participation everyday

>>1212111
>>1212486
What a shame, I really liked the shirt and the group

MIL VS MATANZA IS UPON US GET HYPE

Didn't even know that today was Wednesday, graveyard shift is fucking my week up

Will Drago eventually capture the title? Or is he just a secundary character?

>Cage in a cage

>>1215660
I could see the GOTG maybe, also trios. But not with the main belt. Pentagon still hasn't gotten the belt, perhaps the most over guy in the show.

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>>1215665

Odds they ever add another belt to give some of the others something to reach for?

>>1215689
not likely, they have 3 sets of titles which is more then enough

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>Ripped their hearts out
Damn

Maxine making people murder the living dead
Man I love this shit

ripip skeletons

holy fuck, he ripped their hearts out

MAIN EVENT HYPE

I could get used to seeing these 2 going back and forth

These roof spots are bretty gud

>Alberto
>missing

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>Alberto and Big Ryck posters

OHHHH FUCKKKK

WE /KEY VS ROCK/ NOW

Mil is so based in title matches

>>1215713
>>1215728
This mean he gets a new outfit change and mask?

>super Barrio Negro

For a complete throwaway episode, that was pretty fucking good.

>That storytelling with Darewolf, Fenix, and Jack Evans
>KALI MAAAAAA
>THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF

Mil needs to have gear that lights up under blacklight. Imagine how fucking creepy his mask and tights lit up while everything else is dark.

Likewise, Matanza needs to add a coat of red paint over his hands and lower forearms. Make it look like his just slaughtered someone before he enters a match.

>>1215782
>KALI MAAAAAA
I didn't need my sides today anyway.

>>1215782
I wouldn't call it a throwaway at all, it was actually pretty important if just for the DOD becoming one super skeleton and Mil/Matanza hossing so hard they destroyed Darios office like a DBZ fight

>>1215782
>Likewise, Matanza needs to add a coat of red paint over his hands and lower forearms.

What about disheveled hand wraps with traces of blood on it

>be Mexican
>le amazing LU has best wrestling matches ever made
>can't watch it in my shithole
>gotta wait 24 hrs or more for crappy streaming shit

Why even live

>Catrina being tsundere for Fenix

>>1215782
Hoss Warz was intense af and it sure didn't felt like a throwaway episode at all.

Fuck Melissa Santos is hot

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>>1217713

Was thinking the same thing while I watched.

Isn't this the show where women win the title?

Pretty embarrassing desu

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>>1217740

Right?

>>1217744
Mandatory reminder that Chyna was #1 Contender to the WWF World Title in the Summer of 1999

> bring bak da Attitude Era

Guess who's back
Fuck, Marry, Kill Round 4(u): RIP Edition

Barrio Negro
El Siniestro de la Muerte
Trece

>>1217744
>IC Title

Pretty meaningless desu

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Just finished watching this weeks episode
>mfw hoss wars

>>1217751
El Siniestro de la Muerte isn't dead, he absorbed the other two

>>1217797
Oh so that's why they aren't around

>>1217797
I love it, needs Big Ryck though. No one knows that Mil Muetes killed him and used his skull in the throne.

>>1217835

Big Ryck and Daivari where shown underneath as it zooms out.

>>1215768
BIG MATCH MIL

I never realized this until now but Drago is an amazing technical wrestler

>>1217927
Dragon's Lair is a fucking awesome pin combo

Drago in general is fucking great

>that aerostar botch

>>1217837
Ah okay... what happened to Daivari? Not that I miss him, his stupid black tape shit annoyed me.

>>1217965
His all gold ensemble was swank as fuck tho

>>1217973
It was, it was swank.

>>1217983
I want Rollins to come back with similar gear.

Oh god Evans, PJ and Fenix are the best trio ever

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>>1217797
>they are all dead and their skulls were used in the Mil Muertes throne

>oh shit the flatliner
>he hits i-SWEET JESUS

>>1218097
Matt commentary is always on point

>Cueto ruining bromances
>DragonSl4yer almost steals the show
>Angelico's Benoni accent
>We kaiju big battle but with actual monsters now

Glad that all botches were left in the episode as opposed to awkwardly cutting away.

Also, the one thing that I wanted to happen with Siniestro actually happened. I just don't get how LU knows the thing we want way before we know it.

>From EL INFRAMUNDO

Jesus, Melissa, my dick.

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>>1218686

>>1218788
Hell, the botches add a ton to his shit-heel character.

>Whoops
>Ow
>Fuck
>YEAH, LOOKIT ME I'M FUCKING AMAZING

>>1218060
I just love pictures like this where they have the mask and are just out at an event in a suit or in town in street clothes

>>1217837
Think that might have been Big Ryck and Konnan

>>1218788
Jack Evans is Tekken as fuck. Also loved Fenix's uppercut palm strike thing.

>>1218843
Took me a second to realize why he looked off: he doesn't have his white contacts in.

That and he's not killing some poor sod.

>>1218843
Mexican luchadores are hard on keeping kayfabe when it comes to their masks. And I love it, Maggle

>>1219177
Just re-watched it - you can just manage to see Daivari's ear ring just before the camera moves away.

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>>1219208
old guys especially , i bet that based ADR has never seen his uncle mil mascaras unmasked.

So was Mil Muertes vs Matanza good?

>>1217738
She always makes those lewd expressions when announcing. I bet she's an absolute freak in bed.

>ywn have her

;_;

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>>1218843

>>1219460
>so uh, what do you do?
>>I break arms
>r-really...?

>>1219208

I read once a note were a luchador in Mexico City married his girlfriend but she doesn't know his real face because he never takes his mask off. Let me find to post it here

I heard that luchador masks are sold in the Mexican border towns, is that true? I may risk a trip to Tijuana just to buy some luchador masks, is Mexico safe enough now?

>>1220564
buy some legit ones online if you're worried

I read there are a rarity of gyms of lucha libre that do Japanese catch as can but they don't know it's catch

As in judo or mitsuyo maeda before his trip to Brazil

But its gotta be one gym and a few students

Maeda used to visit latin America n countries to teach judo to navy and military but nobody paid attention

Its pro wrestling think the American guy in fearless

>>1215665
Dario Cueto needed help making matches more violent, because he's a violence addict and now Matanza is there with his higher-purity stuff to be his dealer, and his addiction got worse because of it, which means the rest of Dario's violence supply has to become stronger. He found Xzibit to help him. Is there something wrong with that?

god that matanza/mil match is good. I really like how the played up the psychology that even though Daario is a sadistic megalomaniac, he also cares about his brother. reminded me of master and blaster, and actually gave me sympathy for matanza

>one of the Disciples of Death rips out the others' hearts to please Catrina
We get it, Catrina, you played the Mortal Kombat games in the 90s.

>>1220564
Yea it's true, come to Avenida Revolution, you will be fine.

t. Tijuana citizen

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>>1220810
They should add LU characters to MK

>>1221544
God they should. Pentagon's x-ray move has to be him breaking the opponant's arm.

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Guys, I need all your Katrina webms, please.

Have an Ivelisse in return.

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>>1221800

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>>1221812

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>>1221821

>>1217940
honestly cant tell if that was intentional or not, since it played so well into the match.

>>1221829
>ywn smell her farts

>>1221845
looked intentional. he didn't even TRY to get his right leg up.

>>1221857
yeah, got me thinking why they would leave it in.

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>>1221800
I dont have webms

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>>1221992
have some gifs

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>>1222001

>>1221992
>>1222001
>>1222006
that will do, bro. that will do. what a woman

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GUERRA

GUERRA

GUERRA

WAR

WAR

thank god for lucha underground. Literally the only wrestling show worth watching every week

>>1217747
The difference between now and then is, back then there was an interesting storyline behind it

where do I go to catch up on LU

the website I was using had all the videos taken down

>>1222006
>>1222001
>>1221992
i like how she shits on the ropes so Mil has more room to get in

>>1222350
Lucha Underground isn't wrestling. Please stop referring to it as pro wrestling.

>>1222999
Jim Cornette? Shouldn't you be complaining about something Russo did right now?

>>1222986
I would tell you but from what i last remember mods on this board have hissy fits over sharing streaming sites

>>1222991
SITS
sorry.

>>1223056
>>1222991
yeesh

>>1222991
Best girl

I miss cuerno i hope he does stuff soon

>>1219243
*I've* fucking Mil Mascaras unmasked with just a towel on his head walking out of a lucha show in San Jose about 10 years ago, shoving away fans asking for autographs. Nobody cares about muh deep lucha lore.

A FUCKING WOMEN WON THE TOP TITLE

LMAO HAHAHAAHAHAH

>>1223583
Rey talked about in his book how in the old shows he did when he was young he would take of his mask when leaving the arena to avoid fans. At that point no one knew what he looked like so he just snuck out no problem.

el bumpo

>>1223587
ripip LU they had a good run

>>1221911
Nah wasn't intentional. I've seen him live a few times he botches a fair amount of moves

>>1225185
I been watching AAA on YouTube, a lot of luchadores botch a lot of shit

>>1225185
>>1225312
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT HIGH RISK
THESE FIGHTERS PUT THEIR BODIES ON THE LINE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

>>1225318
Calm down brother.

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>At the latest set of tapings for Lucha Underground Saturday, a main event deathmatch between Matanza and Dragon Azteca ended abruptly after Matanza legit sliced open his arm after doing a spot where he put his fist through a window.

>After a long delay, the match couldn't go on, and officials sent Johnny Mundo (John Morrison) and PJ Black out to work the crowd. One of the guys said, "Good news and bad news. The bad news is Matanza's arm is f*cked! The good news? It's a full Mundo!" They two then mooned the crowd. That brought out Rey Mysterio Jr. and Dragon Azteca from the back who hit both guys with the 619, and then gave a babyface promo for the crowd.

>As of this time, the crowd is being held inside while medical officials on site can take care of things.

>>1225454
Maybe the Aztec god inside Matanza needs to learn Cage's secret.

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>>1225454
he's alright and gay

>>1225462
confirmed
Cage > Matanza

>>1225469
It's pro wrestling, being gay isn't a requirement but it sure helps them enjoy a job where they grope a lot of scantily-clad men.

>>1225454
FUCK No Matanza...

>>1222350
i agree it's the only wrestling i can watch purely for its story and wrestling and not be cynical with the behind the scenes stuff

>>1225185
They played it off in the match really well though. Had me guessing.

>>1221564
It would be interesting to get ed boon to make an over the top wrestling game for lucha underground where finishers killed opponents if they decide not to submit or pin, kind of like WWE all stars. I think the two would be a match made in heaven. it would interest him and his team to do something other than a straight 2d/3d fighting game plus give lucha underground some recognition if they have the cash to spare.

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>Angelico from AAA appeared to be injured today at the Lucha Underground tapings.

>Those at the building reported that he landed badly doing a springboard move and appeared to suffer an elbow injury.

>The referee called for an "X" and the other wrestlers worked to the finish and he was taken to the back.

>This was the second injury suffered at the weekend tapings, with Matanza being injured last night at the tapings. Matanza, played by Jeff Cobb, suffered an arm injury that saw him rushed to the hospital after punching through a glass window, similar to what nearly ended the career of Bill Goldberg and put him out of action for months. The injury ended up not being as serious as it appeared, although there was a ton of blood involved. Cobb is expected to be back wrestilng next week.

>>1227137
>jump off dario's office roof
>no biggie
>do something off the ropes
>get hurt

cruel irony

>>1227156
It actually makes sense. For the big spot, a wrestler would have to be very careful when they do it. The roof of Dario's office is a dangerous place to be, and jumping off of it is practically suicide unless you're very precise about how you jump and how you land on whoever catches you. But if a wrestler is going to get complacent once, it's going to be with a spot that they've done before, an accepted part of their arsenal. They no longer have quite the same sense of it being dangerous as they do when jumping off the roof, and so it becomes more likely to bite them in the ass. See the difference between car accidents and airplane accidents: airplanes are acknowledged as dangerous because of how high in the air they are, and so everyone is safe around them, leading to relatively few casualties. Cars are an everyday part of life, and with so many of them someone is going to get careless and hit something they shouldn't hit.

>>1225312
>>1225318
no dude, Aerostar botches like a lot. Which is insane because someday he's gonna botch that fucking backwards cannonball thing he does and kill himself

>>1225454
>he punched the real window instead of the prop window
fucking kek

>>1227233
>not making them both prop windows when a prearranged stunt involves a man, who might have been kicked in the head by this point, punching through one of them
General safety practices, people.

>>1227233
>>1227236
As someone who was there, they did a shit job of making sure he knew which one was the safe one.
They all felt the same and there was no markings anywhere to guide him

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>WWE still wants Ricochet but Lucha Underground, where he works as Prince Puma, apparently offered him a big money deal and he may be staying there, according to the Observer.

>>1227372
>LU offering money they don't have
Please don't be TNA v2.0

>>1227392
worst to comes to worst robert rodriguez just puts him in his next movie and thats part of his salary.

>>1227392
Rodriguez has big pockets and is a lucha mark, LU can run a few more years if they don't get a big tv deal or a streaming deal.
>>1227137
Is that Trio cursed? first Ivelisse now Angelico, somone warn Son Of Havoc

>>1222970
This guy knows next season's unaired storylines despite not having any interest in the show
/wevefuckingtimetravelledyes.webm

>>1225469
>watches Jackass, has no problem with faux-gay banter
>watches faux-gay banter near wrestling and believes it
the gay guy as heel trope that lasted until just around the end of the attitude era really stuck with you huh

>>1225511
getting into a mental space where you can touch another man and not have your hetero sexuality threatened is alot easier these days. guys aren't fucking weirded out , 15 years ago though there were alot more guys still hopped up on the "i listen to limp bizkit and manson, better not touch me faggot" 2000's mindset

>>1226105
literally what is WWE Immortals on IOS

>>1227853
>smartphone "games"
Not worth the money tbqh

Just watched Matanza/ Mil.
Man. Matanza needs work on some stuff, he's like Obelix, a babby that fell in a super strength potion. His movement is weird.
Mil is pretty based though. Enjoyed their brawl.
Katrina is fucking smoking. I wasn't crazy about her bangs in s2 but they've grown on me.
I miss Cuerno and Pentagon, if I had to make a Trios team from that roster I'd stick Mil with those two.

The wait for new eps still hurts.

>>1232125
>Free games
>Paying money
Why?

>>1232955
Most of the games are pay to win, isn't immortals one of them?

>>1227850
it was just a joke bro, no one believes those guys are gay, but maybe you'll need to check that autism of yours

i've really enjoyed this season, i figure the pentagon lore won't happen until maybe tomorrow since they didn't want people to expect pentagon to interfere in the match.
2 things left in the trailer that hasn't happened, a buncha pentagons and mr cisco being in an orange jail outfit.
i'm excited to see pentagon jr's powerup cuz that match he had was brutal, he was bitched out

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Did they?

>>1232952
>I miss Cuerno and Pentagon, if I had to make a Trios team from that roster I'd stick Mil with those two.

They'd kill everybody around them, then kill each other after there's nobody left to kill.

>>1232958
Only if you can't be fucked grinding. It's such an easy game to well, game.

>>1234577
Striker always get the puss