/wwe/ general 2036

COME ON BAYBAY

Who hasn't Paige fucked in the back?

>>1197628
YOU'RE A STUPID MAN

>>1197629
You

>>1197630
STUPID IDIOT

>>1197632
I don't work for WWE, but rest assured I could fuck her if I wanted to. Its not that hard

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>Wrestlemania was something of a big deal for the Women’s Division. WWE finally pulled the trigger on the reboot we’d all be begging for; with the company seemingly getting behind it’s female talent. But the result of the first Women’s Championship match left some fans upset – feeling that Charlotte didn’t deserve to be the Champion. Well for those people it seems that you and Bret Hart share some common ground.

>The former WWE Champion and Hall of Famer took to his Sharpshooter Show to let rip on Charlotte – delivering a heap of critique;

>“I thought it was Sasha Banks’ night. I think it was another bad booking call. To not give her her chance at WrestleMania. I think she’ll have other chances so it’s not end all. I thought she clearly was the talent in the ring. Her and Becky were really good. I think Charlotte, you can see a lot of holes in her work and you can still see that she’s really green. She’s not the World’s Champion. I love Ric Flair. I love Charlotte. She’s a great girl and all that. She is so green and if you really know wrestling you can see she’s not the best one out there to be wearing that belt. She’s a good symbol maybe. She’s strictly there because of Dad and his reputation of having the last name Flair. As far as her work rate and her skills in the game she’s really a long ways from the top.

>>1197629
Nattie and Tyson.

That's it.

>>1197625
Jesus his hands are fucking enormous. They're the size of her head

>>1197640
HE'S A GIANT


MAGGLE

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>>1197636
>I fucked last night

>>1197636
>Its not that hard

IT SHOULD BE IF YOU WANT TO FUCK HER. HAHAHAHA. PLEASE KILL ME.

>>1197639
based pure couple

>>1197640
imagine him fisting her

WELL WELL WELL BEEG PUSS

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>>1197640
His finger is probably equal to Seth's dick

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Who /Steiners restaurant/ here

>>1197637
>Bret Fart is a Sasha mark
Why doesn't this surprise me? He's dead wrong anyway. Sasha botched up a storm. Charlotte and Becky both looked better and both are more talented than Banks.

>>1197652
there should be a reality show on wwe network about steiner running his shoneys

>>1197657
GET MY BAGS

>>1197652
Man, Jarrett looks like shit.

>>1197660
Bet he asked Scott if he wanted to invest in gold :^)

>>1197652
>Nash and Hall friends with Steiner

Triple H should cut off all ties with those traitors

>>1197636
>the state of this post
>the state of this board
fucking kek

>>1197659
NO SYMPY

>>1197667
THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL

BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT JOE

AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

>>1197637
Based Charlotte working the fuck out of Sasha fanboys. I like her more every week desu lads

>>1197652
Buff bagwell looks amazing

>>1197637
Guess Nattie will be farting again soon

>>1197652
Steiner bought that shirt and tie in one of those 14.99 walmart boxes

i'm almost certain of it

>>1197637
>Bret Hart getting worked
THIS IS BULLSHIT

>>1197657
I'd watch the hell out of that
>The episode where Scott witnesses an attempted murder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqcEg5tyWU

>>1197684
he came so close to saying this is a white neighborhood lel

>>1197637
desu he's right. Charlotte's still quite green.
Still, though
>Divas

>>1197677
Im kinda disappointed that no heel has told Nattie to "go back to farting". Would be great desu

>>1197637
He whines about Charlotte being green while ignoring the fact that she's less sloppy than Sasha, who has been training and wrestling since 2008. That speaks volumes about both of them.

>>1197687
Would saying that be considered racist in USA?

>>1197695
Yes

>>1197692
God I hope Charlotte says this

>>1197664
They've got legit excuse, man. WWE have cheapened on the food and they got to eat real food somewhere

>>1197699
Why and how?

>>1197703
why: America overly sensitive about race these days
how: the implication of white people being less criminal than people of another race

>>1197703
Because people don't know what that word means anymore, so acknowledging that white neighbourhoods are more bereft of crime is racism.

>>1197682
Legit white collar dress mag. Couple that with 50 bucks suit at Macy's you good to go

>>1197684
Gotta have respect for Scott for not trying to shoe-horn in that he was/is a wrestler.
They just approached him as a restaurant owner, and he gave the on-topic interview as one.

>>1197703
Americans are the most sensitive people on the planet and even acknowledging the existence of races, let alone that certain ones commit more crime, is tantamount to racism.

>>1197637
>wanting Sasha to get the belt
Did he even see the match? She was a fucking botch machine

>>1197637
>tfw Charlotte is objectively the best heel in WWE right now and this match has worked smarks and marks alike into a shoot

>>1197703
Certain people with too much melanin and nappy hair don't like being reminded that anywhere they gather turns into a violent shithole

>>1197719
the fact that he even uses the 'i'm a wrestler so i know better' card just reeks of arrogance

>>1197712
Why would he? It had nothing to do with the situation. it's not like he was cutting a promo

>YA SEE, I'M A GENETIC FREAK! I HAD NO FEAR, CAUSE NO KILLER CAN KILL ME!
etc

>>1197725
That's what I'm saying. There are a ton of guys who I'd expect to demand the label "Professional Wrestler" alongside some plug.
But Scott's quite notable and he didn't.

>>1197725
Did he broke his neck a while ago?

>>1197729
I don't think so. He did have a serious injury in TNA, but that was years ago

>On June 3, 2007, at a TNA house show in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Rechsteiner was kicked in the throat by his opponent, Apolo. After he began coughing up blood, he was taken by ambulance to a hospital, where he was diagnosed with a torn trachea and given five hours to live. He was put in an induced coma for two days, while doctors cut through his ribs and lung to repair the tear, then began draining fluid from his lungs (a process which lasted two weeks). Unable to fly (because the change in air pressure would have caused his lung to collapse), Rechsteiner eventually left Puerto Rico on a cruise ship and arrived on the mainland one week later

>>1197742
>given five hours to live

Fucking hell

Would be a real shame if he died, Steiner is too based

Reddit loves scott steiner

>>1197750
Then go back there you piece of white trash

>>1197750
Everyone loves Steiner, faggot

>>1197750
Time to go back

>>1197750
I don't care what Reddit thinks

>>1197755
>>1197756
>>1197759
>>1197764

Hi ledditors

>tfw bayley will never cuck you

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>>1197768
>tfw bayley will never fart on you

>>1197750
Fuck you his mic skills is awesome. He's up there with Rock and Undertaker

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>>1197773
>tfw bayley will never poop on you

>>1197783
The Undertaker sucks on the mic

>>1197773
>>1197784
Fuck off

>>1197787
kys tripsperg

>>1197787
sup dean/breeze mark

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>>1197787
>he dislikes girl farts

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>>1197637

>Asuka thinks fans who complain about botches are neckbeards with shit taste who don't understand wrestling
>Bret Hart sees Sasha as the leader of the division
>Steve Austin called the Brooklyn match a 5 star match

/asp/ BTFO.

Even the Bayley superfan is a Sasha mark.

>>1197795
>Asuka thinks fans who complain about botches are neckbeards with shit taste who don't understand wrestling
Source?
>Bret Hart sees Sasha as the leader of the division
Source?
>Steve Austin called the Brooklyn match a 5 star match
Source?

>>1197795
yeah eva marie is a great wrestler

>>1197795
I don't even care for Divashit but Becky is the clear leader.
She's the best wrestler of the three and probably the best on mic, too, considering Sasha just regurgitates the same three words, occasionally sprinkling in "booboo" now.

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why was this never a thing

damn

>>1197801
Becky is nothing more than a jannetty and a little buddy

>>1197801
>Barely
>The cunt who botched matches so hard they had unscripted winners
>leader
Very funny m8, all three of those barn animals are garbage and not leaders.
The leaders of the womens locker room are paige and nathan.

>>1197804
It was a wasted opportunity of having Rusev as US champion and not changing the belt to Russian Championship

>tfw Rusev is in your top 3 right now but he's in a fucking jobber stable and that Ziggler feud before was horrible

>>1197807
Becky's country makes the world's best crisps so I think she takes it

>>1197807
crisp post mate, good board awareness and keyboard psychology

>>1197807
>>The cunt who botched matches so hard they had unscripted winners

Was this an actual thing?

>>1197814
Yes two matches.
One was on nxt, emma won the match instead of charlan.
The other was on smackdown, some tag match with team ape

>>1197814
She once failed to kick out of a cover in a match against Dana, Charlotte and Emma, accidentally giving Emma the win. There was speculation that she got dazed beforehand but no one really knows what happened for sure

>>1197795
Wow, instead of rewarding excellence, they now becomes sympathetic to failures? Can this permissive society gets any lower?

>>1197819
crisp poltardism, showing excellent racial awareness

>>1197819
>literally making shit up
The Smackdown match was botched by Naomi and the ref, you fucking mong. Becky wasn't even involved in the finish.

>>1197829
Go google it to refresh your memory you stupid animal.
She was supposed to tag in and she was too busy resting like the pig she is and it fucked up the finish.

>>1197831
>horses
>apes
>pigs
You are really into animals aren't you slagfag

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>>1197794
>allowing ur girl to fart
In Saudi Arabia they cut womens hands off who fart. U disgust me

>>1197836
>dean mark is literally a shitskin arab

>>1197831
>I know how matches are planned to end
You're a clueless idiot. Naomi botched by not even tagging in propery, the ref botched by letting that fly and Charlotte botched by not even trying to kick out.

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Asuka on women's wrestling

>I now see a similar phenomenon taking place for wrestling. I don’t consider myself to be a representative of Japanese women’s wrestling, just because I’m Japanese. Why? Because, like I’ve said before, there’s too many elements that prohibit this type of wrestling from attaining worldwide success. It could be partly due to a difference in culture: Japanese wrestling fans see wrestling as a process of subtraction, while the WWE Universe see wrestling as a process of addition. If wrestling is considered as a process of subtraction, then there is more emphasis placed on avoiding mistakes, which leads to tighter matches… at the cost of any hope for growth.

>Why? Because everybody looks for that one mistake, then makes a huge fuss over it, like they’ve accomplished something great. The result? I was the only female wrestler in Japan able to take this path. But! If you want to abandon all pretense that Japanese women’s wrestling can compete on a global level? If you want to stay the course, only focus on appealing to women’s wrestling fans?

>If you complain about Sasha or Becky's botchiness then you are cancer. Go back to /wooo/ and discuss your joshi fedora bullshit there.

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>>1197843
Im literally not. I just have standards unlike your disgusting neckbeard self. I bet you never even kissed a girl you fart fetish fucking freak.

>>1197801
>She's the best wrestler of the three and probably the best on mic, too

Waifuism truly is a mental disorder.

>>1197849
>waah stop having different opinions
Maybe Reddit would suit you more. I hear you can bury comments there

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>>1197847
Nigga im not finna reading all dat

>>1197847
>literally making stuff up without any source
hella f'n epic

>>1197844
>Barely dindu nuffin!
Okay waifufag, whatever makes you feel better

>>1197850

I didn't tell you to stop having different opinions, I told you that you have a mental disorder caused by infatuation of a girl you will never ever have sex with.

If Becky Lynch is the best diva on the mic then we're all in trouble.

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>>1197836
>>1197848
>i dont like girl farts

>>1197849
I said that I don't really care for Divashit, though.
I'm just saying, of those three, she's done the best speaking. Charlotte randomly changes tones and Sasha has a three-word vocabulary.
Becky's completely bland-to-sub-par delivery is the best they've got.

>>1197847
Complaining about a botch here and there is stupid, yes. Disliking frequent botches and sloppiness from someone with years of experience is perfectly reasonable.

>>1197855
Kek

ADAM COLE

>>1197847
>waah stop criticizing my mistakes
>if you do, you're holding back womyn

"World-traveled veterans", everyone.

>>1197854
>waifu fag
>his entire gimmick is blindly praising a shitty female 'wrestler'
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more retarded. At least try to have a hint of self awareness.

>>1197804
Why would anyone want this?
The European title was a joke.

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>>1197867
>he thinks we're wrestlers
Don't make laugh, are you a fan of mine?

>>1197849

Becky is the best mat wrestler so plebs who don't understand ring psychology and timing watch her do bridges and cool transitions, and say 'wow shes clearly the best'.

>Charlotte's best match was with Sasha in Sasha's first defence of the NXT title
>Becky best match was with Sasha.at Unstoppable
>Bayley's best match was with Sasha at Brooklyn.

Spot the common denominator faggots.

>>1197855
I'm not even the person who made that post, you retard. The fact that you're so autistic you believe someone is mentally ill for having an opinion other than your own is pretty funny though.

>>1197872
>Spot the common denominator faggots.

They all happened in NXT?

>>1197860
>I said that I don't really care for Divashit, though.

Kek saying this doesn't nullify whatever stupidity you just said. It's like saying, "I'm not even racist but I just can't stand non-white people!"

How in the world is Becky good on the mic? Her accent is a huge hinderance, and when she's not mouthing off cringeworthy puns she's saying stuff that doesn't even sound right when repeated.

This is why some people on here dont take women's wrestling discussion seriously. It just comes down to spastics blindly defending the woman they find most attractive without being objective about anything.

>>1197858
Reply to me again u fucking nerd i fucking dare u

>>1197877
Nigga calm down, I literally didn't say she was good on the mic.
I said she was "bland to sup-par" specifically. I'm just pointing out that she's a turd that's contesting with slightly-smellier turds.
Cool your autism my man

>>1197871
Did you have a fucking stroke or something? That shit you just spewed has absolutely nothing to do with anything I wrote.

>>1197804

The Yuropoor belt never truly meant anything though.

Cruiserweight makes more sense right now.

>>1197884
They should split the WWE and WHC titles again and add Cruiserweight 2bh

>>1197882
>expecting someone who is dumb enough to rate Britani Knight vs Sweet Saraya a "5 star match all time classic" to have basic comprehension skills

>>1197886
WHC would be a great platform for some guys who are just drifting around in the sub Main-Event scene right now.
KO, Bray, Dean, Cesaro, Rusev. They would all benefit from Big Gold.
Also it was a fucking gorgeous belt.

>>1197872
Charlotte's best match was with Natalya.
Becky vs. Sasha was so good because of more than just the wrestling, which Becky was clearly better at. Same goes for Sasha vs. Bayley. Sasha is average-slightly above average on her best day.

Can I get an amen?

>>1197882
>he thinks having a "gimmick" is a normal thing
Whats your gimmick lad? Im all ears.
By the way, learn what a stroke is child, its not something to make light of.

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>>1197889

It actually looks like an actual prize compared to the wankery designs we have today.

>Penny tag team titles

>>1197889
I fully agree. It would be a solid place for above-IC card just like you mentioned and if it worked really well with WHC it could also help elevate people into the WWE title scene.

>tfw it's been 3 years since it was unified
>last 5 champs are Randall, Cena, Burrito, fucking Ziggler and Beeg

>>1197891
Amen

>>1197889
Cesaro will mid card for atleast 3 more years.

KO's face is on the back of a seat at the front row to the WHC picture.

hes almost ready.

>>1197895
The tag titles have about as much value as a penny so it's fitting.

>>1197895
Why the fuck haven't they retired the pennies yet?
Then again, they don't give two fucks about the tag titles, anyway. All of the value in the division is placed on New Day, they're literally meaningless props that sit around their waists and loosely validate their segments.

>>1197897
Can I get a hallelujah?

>>1197896

Cena was the last WH champ before it got unified.

>>1197892
It isn't normal, which is why you're autistic. Seeking attention on an imageboard intended for anonimity is unhealthy.

Dean will eventually win the WHC sometime this year or next then based fatass will cash in on him

screencap this

>>1197902
Hallelujah!

>>1197896
The only worry is they'd start just shoving it on bored already-established guys, like Orton, Beeg and Cena, instead of building new stars with it.
Less of Sheamus' eternal WHC reign, or ADR taking up space, more of the stuff we saw from DBry's Big Gold run, basically.

>>1197900

The tag titles actually meant something in 2013 when Goldust and Cody used to defend them weekly and had an authority feud going on with the shield but then they lost all credibility dropping them to the old age outlaws on a PPV pre-show.

>>1197903
Right.

Still, I wish it would be un-unified again. WHC being the middle ground between WWE and IC titles was quite good and it should be used just as that. And with good storylines (lmao) it could help elevate the title even higher.

Right now it's WWE title, a big ass gap and IC & US titles that barely anyone cares about at this point

Will the US championship ever mean anything again

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>>1197904
And what are you basing that claim on?
Are you a doctor?
>mfw he diagnoses his patients using webmd

>>1197912
No. Unless a brand split happens, it'll probably be quietly retired.

>>1197912
If Cena feels like holding it again. Might be the case since Roman is warming the main belt right now.

>>1197913
I wrote what I based it on in that very fucking post. God you're a special type of mong aren't you?

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>>1197895
<- best title desu

>>1197912
Well if they book champion like a fucking jobber and put title matches on pre-shows, not really.

It was fine on Rusev, it was great on Cena, but now it fell down so badly it's not even funny anymore. As long as I like Kalisto, they either need to give him a better push, split Lucha Dragons or whatever, just do something more interesting than that.

>>1197880
>i dont like girl farts
Hola mister reddito

>>1197917
>literally nothing
18+ cunt, learn what words mean before using them

>>1197919
Pictured: The only way Dean will ever touch a main title.

hey slag fag

paige sucks bro

>>1197926
>uses literally incorrectly
Nice. Go back to school, kid.

>>1197905
More like Dean is winning MITB this year and then cashing it in next year at Mania when its Seth vs Roman

>>1197930
Yawn final >>(You)

>>1197896
The only way I could see them bringing back the big gold is if thy split the franchise again. Otherwise it would be better to better utilize the IC belt as alternative primary belt of WHC

>actually the best looking belt in WWE right now

So is Memesaro finally winning the IC belt? Also what was the point of giving Ryder a 1 day reign if he's not gonna get a redemption story line?

>>1197933
He will then be pinned after a single spear

>>1197896
What's wrong with Cena?

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>>1197933
Sure thing, bud.

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>>1197934
>Yawn

>>1197934
btfo

>>1197938
None of the Wrestlemania matches actually meant anything.

>>1197942
>dean mark posting fedoras at a fellow tripfag

>>1197920
LD are solid buffer for the Tag Division, that's where they should be.
Rusev should get tired of ADR/Sheamus' shit, split from them and take Kalisto's US.
Then ADR/Sheamus can be a Tag Team and further buffer the division, because two former world champs actually being tag competitors would make those titles seem a bit more worthwhile.

samiowen mark u want the next skype?

>>1197945
Dean Mark is based

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Who /perfect10/ here?

He did a great job carrying Sasuke on NXT this week.

>>1197949

Trip on spastic

>>1197938
> Also what was the point of giving Ryder a 1 day reign if he's not gonna get a redemption story line?
Vince ribbed the shit out of Ryder. Again.

He's the absolute madman.
>>1197936
Well if everyone comes back from injuries and they do another Shane storyline splitting the brands or whatever, it could work just as well. Then again that will likely not happen and we're bound to see this shitty WWE title and not based Big Gold.

>>1197949
trip on dean mark

>>1197950
E B I N

>>1197951
Ha, I sure wish I was him.

>>1197950
>poor man's Perfect 10 DDP

No thanks.

>>1197678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt92GUoib-A
>implying

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>>1197919
This remains my favorite.

@1197956

>Starts posting then the trip he's joy-riding mysteriously stops

>>1197912
I'm giving it few more years (and few more champs) to decide. We have Nakamura, Styles and Baljeet (and other NXT graduates like SZ and Corbin). These 3 are legit champ.material and we should see how they handled both the IC and US champ belt.

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>>1197941
Yep we'll see. Your greasy tears will be so fucking delicious when my boy gets the strap.

>>1197938
It was to make you tune into raw the next night.
Absolutely awful match though, zero ring psychology, might as well have been a backyard wrestling match.

>>1197965
This is probably the best looking title besides Big Gold of all time when it comes to Dubya Dubya Eh

I really wish they would either bring back the old Tag belts or just made new ones. The current are completely shit and I doubt anyone likes the design of them.

>>1197967
My boy is still here

>>1197971
>Absolutely awful match though, zero ring psychology
reminds me of a Paige match, was it that bad?

>>1197921
wew i sure got some bad consequences from that Dean cuck

>>1197971
Kys you spergy faggot. Follow your girl's example and shove your crisps up your fat gypsy ass

>>1197916
He should get the IC belt. He can get the grand slam title abd he can make the belt meaningful again

>>1197975
>implying you know a thing about ring psychology
18+

>>1197975
It was slightly better than a Paige match, let's not be too harsh.

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Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. Anyone surprised that Bret is a mark of Sasha? Even I'll admit that that jobber Becky is the leader of the division. Oh well. Kind of surprised that there's only been 2 women's matches on WWE programming this week. Feel bad for Naomi. Seems like she's an afterthought again.

>>1197982
>implying you know a thing about anything other than when your next client is arriving
Get back to sucking those dicks, kid. You have to pay for your booze somehow

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>>1197978
Kek

>>1197980
> 2015: Year of Rollins
> 2016: Year of Reigns
> 2017: Year of Ambrose
[Screencap this]

>>1197986
>overrated shitter is a mark for overrated shitter
Not a surprise at all

>>1197972
WWE team championship belt (the smackdown tag team belt) looks better tbfh

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>americans wake up
>thread goes to shit again

>>1197986
If it's a Diva and it's not Charlotte, Sasha or Becky, it's an afterthought these days.

>>1197997
Clean your teeth ya smelly brit

>>1198000
Loose weight you fat ameriburger

>>1198003
Don't give Carter any precious (You)'s

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>shitsuke cuckamura is my favorite fake combat sports participant

>>1197987
>this yawn attempt at banter
Not worth another >>(You)
Treasure this one

>>1198003
Im not American you hairy yellow toothed disgusting beta

>>1197989
>implying 2015 wasn't the year of Reigns as well
Won the RR
ME'd Fastlane
ME'd Wrestlemania
ME'd Payback as part of the 4-way
ME'd Survivor Series
ME'd TLC

Reigns main evented 3 of the 4 "Big 4" PPVs in 2015

>>1198006
>so autistic he thinks his yous mean anything
>so autistic he gives me another after saying he won't
lel

>>1198008
Im not even british you cuck

>>1197910
I fucking hate this argument. Having two main titles is gay as fuck and only serves to neuter the meaning of "world champion". Seeing as we're fantasy booking and talking about what would be best, why not just talk about making the IC or US belts more important? It sounds so disingenuous hearing the commentators talk about someone like Ziggler being a former heavyweight champion when you know it's bullshit.

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>you now remember J&J security

>>1198013
i'm not even human you black nigger

>>1197997

Exactly how has the thread gone bad when there was actual discussion going on for the past hour you dummy?

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i miss them senpai.

>>1198015
>Seth is a heel
Seems like a bro being good to his friends desu

>>1198017
>actual discussion
>/wwe/
kek, this thread has been meme spewing, tripcunts looking attention and just the usual shite all around

>>1198014
WHC has not been a main title for a longer while. But it would give some upper midcard guys some actual thing to feud over, it could be nice I'd say.

>>1198020
i hope he brings N&M with him to fight the bullet club.

>>1198021
>sgite
Kys u third world yellow toothed smelly faggot

>>1198024
I'm not British you fucking idiot

>>1198015
>implying I ever forgot
They were based

>>1197970
this

>>1198021

You only have yourself to blame if you're responding seriously to the autist with multiple trips. People have been discussing which belts are important and should be brought back for some time.

>>1198009
>flaby
BRUHHH

>>1198019
R E C O R D L O W

>>1198019
R E C O R D L O W

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>>1198033
They should bring back the Cruiserweight Title and symbolically award it to the winner of the Cruiserweight Invitational Tournament later this year, if only so that the final champion of the belt is fucking Hornswoggle.

>>1198019

How you want the viewership ratings family?

>>1198041
2.4 RECORD LOW

Reminder to NOT respond to tripfags, thank you for your time

>>1198019
J&J were legit the most fun thing about Raw during that fucking dark-times title reign.

>>1198046
This, their shenanigans made Rollins record low rating reign at least tolerable.

>>1198039
>They should bring back the Cruiserweight Title and symbolically award it to the winner of the Cruiserweight Invitational Tournament later this year,

I like that, and we'd get a shock new entry into the roster if it a current guy.
I kinda think that the CW Tournament should have an added stip, like, "the winner gets a Number One Contendership Match for the IC Title on Raw", and use that to intro a new guy.

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>>1198044
>I'm fighting a war against tripfags on an anime imageboard

>tfw filtering tripniggers made the thread 10000x less cancerous

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>>1198036
>>1198038
>>1198041
>>1198043
>i watch wrestling for the viewership ratings

Apart from MUH RATINGS, did you guys honestly hate Seth's title reign?

I think the US title was OTT, focussed way too much on one person.

Overall it was enjoyable but I'm a Seth mark.

>>1198051
Im pretty sure i know the guy in the pic irl

This thread is awful.

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>>1198053

>>1198057
It was rather boring mostly because he was booked as a chickenshit heel that loses a fuckton of times. He even got pinned by my boy Heaf Slata.

If he wasn't booked like that and didn't get promo lessons from Haitch also known as how to bore a crowd for 20 minutes straight it would be way better.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

>>1198055
R E C O R D LOW
kys jasethy

>>1198057
I wish he didn't get the "cowardly heel" treatment, and they really kneecapped his offense to sell that, otherwise I enjoyed it.

>>1198057
It was WOAT-tier.
He did good work in most of his PPV matches, but everything other than that monthly 20-minute span was mind-numbingly boring because it was focused on his dull mic-work.

>>1198057
it was shit.

Dean should've got the belt instead of jasethy record low shit.

>>1198057
He was a world champ with matches in the mid card. It was fucking awful mate

>I was going to kill him anyway


NAME A MORE BASED LINE THAN THIS IN THE PAST FIVE YEARS

ILL WAIT

R E C O R D L O W M E M E S

>>1198075
"The master of the feed me more"

>>1198075
>white knighting for jasethy

2.4 ISN'T A MEME LOL

>>1198075
>I hope you'll drown in it

~JBL to Buh-Run Saxton

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>people honestly care about ratings

wew

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>>1198057
>did you guys honestly hate Seth's title reign?

Yes. I hated how patheticly he was booked, I hated his boring long winded promos. The only time he was enjoyable as a champ was during PPV matches, on RAW he would lose to everyone clean

>>1198081
It always made me feel uncomfortable when I saw Visceras manboobs 2bh lads

>>1198085
They look like two fried eggs stuck on a ball of dough.

>>1198063
>>1198068
>>1198070
Fair points

>>1198057
the only good raw segment he ever had as champ was the title defense against neville

considering he was champ for over SEVEN MONTHS, that's not exactly a good reign

I'll admit though that part of it was booking him as a chickenshit that only ever showed up to ppvs

>>1198078
Hello rebit

Can't wait to see what ratings le based diabetic bowling ball man and le generic bald man do in the next two months

>>1198085
big daddy V was my boy.
his tattoos looked like he was just coated in shitty motoroil.
then i found out he had been around for ages.

>>1198063
Seth's loss to Heath Slater happened in 2014. It was the match where Dean poured a bunch of crap into the briefcase at ringside.

>>1198095
He wouldn't get a 2.4 though KEK

>>1198096
Imagine wrestling against him and you're put in a head lock which basically means your face is stuck against his sweaty black breast

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>>1198098
BASED DEAN

>>1198098
Shit, that could be right. But since he was basically already a chickenshit heel when he had MITB it's almost the same.

>>1198100
his ring gear probably stank something fierce.

meme

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>breeze such a jobber he gets a pic with the EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP despite being from Canada
top kek

>people find this good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6b9EwqX3rA

SLOWEST SHIT EVER.

>>1198057
>awful 20 minute long promos when he is shit on the mic
>weakest booked champion since fucking miz

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>>1198100
Probably comfy and warm. Must feel like being wrapped around a blanket of wet leather.

>>1198107
It's a well known fact that Rikishi kept some really dirty outfit for people he disliked, to do some stinkface on them.

Probably Viscera did the same.

>>1198075
I can't

Seth was great in that segment

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>>1198098
deano is based

>>1198075

Record low ratings bro

>>1198108
What a minimalist approach to shitposting.

>>1198109
JUST

I wasn't aware that this general was populated by WWE shareholders

>>1198109
Tyler couldn't even get the European Belt, fucking municipality of him.

>>1198075
>jasethy
>record low (RECORD LOW) ratings

>>1198116
This

>>1198120
FUCK

>>1198115
Shut up fatass

>>1198122
WWE shareholders, internet shitposters, what is the difference, really?

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>Mfw based Brock buried Deanetty instead of giving him a rub
>Mfw based Jerigoat has to elevate the former CZW champion from the depths of his burial and carry him to a good match

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>>1198098
That was probably the best feud Seth had really.

RECORD
LOW

>>1198122
i didn't know /woo/ browses here

>>1198130
MEMESSSS

R
O
F
L

I like Seth.

>2.4 is pretty big

>>1198131
The threads that are literally word for word copied from /woo/ didn't tip you off?

sef vs roman is going to go down.
Who wins?

>>1198132
S T I L L T R U E
T
I
L
L M A O
T
R
U
R
E

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Okay guys it's time to discuss something actually important. What was the best incarnation of Heath Slater?

>Nexus/Corre
>THE ONE MAN BAND, BAYBAY
>3MB
>Slater Gator
>#SocialOutcasts

What the fuck is /woo/?

>>1198139
Future endeavoured slater

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>>1198128
>Went over Seth Rollins for the championship but then got reversed due to shenanigans
>Went over fucking Triple H CLEAN for the championship but then got reversed due to shenanigans
>Was final two in Royal Rumble
>put up an excellence fight against the undefeated Lesnar at Wrestlemania

So why do u speak as if Dean is a jobber. He is clearly next in line for the strap retard.

>>1198139
3mb

I like Sami Zayn's theme.

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>>1198136
>The threads that are literally word for word copied from /woo/ didn't tip you off?

>>1198139
3mb

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I miss Randy

>>1198139
I actually like SO Slater which didn't happen previously for me. Though 3MB was not that bad.

>deanmemes think le crazy plant man can get above a 2.4

LOOOOOL

>>1198143
Dean will join the Hype Bros.

Is Dean Mark actually a Dean fan or just memeing

>>1198145

I like Tony Hawk games too.

>>1198139
The one where is of my tv screen

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>>1198139
Future Endeavored Coffee Shop Slator

>>1198143
this 2bh

>>1198139
I wonder what he saw or knows that keeps him employed.

Did he see what was in Vinces lockbox?-

>>1198149
I don't. He doesn't care about shit 99% of the time and most of his matches are just restholdfests

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Reminder that ratings dipped when Roman was off RAW and all the focus was on Deanetty.

Reminder that the night when Roman won the strap, ratings were high.

Reminder that Vince is right in pushing Roman and not your indie darlings who can't draw a penny

>>1198154
Dean is based and underated as fuck

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>>1198162
B A S E D

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>>1198162
This

>>1198166
>>1198162
Kys

>>1198149
>tfw you realize cesaro was going for a high five there and got denied

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>>1198163
>Dean
>underrated

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>>1198162

BASED

>>1198169
"never"

>>1198162
>Dean
>Indy darling

Sure, he wrestled in indy promotions, but I wouldn't go as far as to say he's a "darling" from them.

>>1198174

Forgot your trip faggot

>>1198171
Stop giving Carter precious (You)'s my friend.

>>1198163
>underated
>one of the most over guys on the roster
what are you doing mate?

>>1198170

Top lel

>>1198081
They matter. Networks don't keep a showing airing if it gets low ratings.
That's why Saturday Night's Main Event doesn't exist anymore.

Why is Roman over now?

Are you just memeing?

>>1198163
Underrated?
He's one of the worst wrestlers on the roster.
He belongs in peoples backyards, not on the biggest platform for wrestling.

>>1198175

Muh czw

>>1198184
He's still booed to fuck.

>>1198177
ok

>>1198184
Memeing. Nobody here actually likes any of the wrestlers on the roster. It's 100% ironic.

>>1198173
>>1198166
Samefag

>>1198167
What a skinny fat loser.
>Bitches and whines about not getting to main event mania
>can't even take an hour out of his day to lift weights.
Fucking crybaby bitch

>>1198185

Please have sex

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>>1198184

>now

He has always been over. Spear yourself my man.

>>1198184
he's always been over.

you just browse /woo/ to much

>>1198185
Just recovered from being btfo eh? Give us a crisp love

>>1198194
and reddit.

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>>1198184
q

Comfy cuckshed time lads

>>1198185
crispy comment friend

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>>1198193
>Vince will book Roman to win the Tag Team belts by himself

>>1198183
but as a viewer of a tv show you enjoy, do you care about how many other people are watching the show?

>>1198185
crisp post mate, good board psychology and keyboard awareness

>>1197637
Kek Bret getting worked is the best

>>1198197

This

>>1198201
Have the one where he buries the Kimura Lock?

>>1198185
Crisp as fuck fampai

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>>1198191

Wew lose weight you chump

>>1198203
Yawn.
How about you tell us why you like dean so much cunt.
List your top 10 matches and why, and tell us what makes him your favorite.
I already know you can't because you literally have no brain so go on and meme and reply to me 5 times without your trip.

>>1197637
BULLSHIT

>>1198205
Me? No.
The general public? Yes. They flock to whatever has the highest ratings.

>>1198213
>le post 10 matches meme
This was alright when you did it to other waifufags but it's getting stale now mate

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Reminder that this is who you're replying to

>>1198212

>I'm a wwe fan
Please have sex

>>1197795
to bad no one cares enough about womyn wrestling, because it's not a draw