Asuka / Kana General - Undefeated Edition

>>1174338
Someone could finally carry Charlotte through her shitty matches

Based Asuka.

The only acceptable gril in WWE to like.

Based Asuka-chan should stay on NXT so she doesn't get main roster piss break'd

>>1174340
Dave's yellow fever is very strong

>Asuka wins the belt
>she gets no interview time on nxt instead they give it to Bayley
really disappointing tbfh

>>1174448
>Asuka
>interview
I think we can guess as to why. Besides, she's only there to put over future stars.

>>1174371
My dick..had a hard life

>>1174371
hnng

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>>1174340
>mfw she will lose to the rocks cousin eventually

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD6_3H-MUpo/

>>1174578
>people bitching about her being chubby
Based Asuka working the marks just like KO

>>1174371
>>1174384
my penis is excite
i like this new era were going

>>1174603
shes just right. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. i want to Marry her!

>tfw my Tomorrow Brings Danger shirt just arrived in the post

Easily one of the nicest wrestling shirts I've seen.

>>1174797
This. The only one I could ever wear in public.

>>1174808
Isn't the girl's merch outselling the guys except nakamura? It's probably they actually put effort into the girl's designs being that they hope that other girls would buy it.

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>>1174773
>shes just right. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

My nigga, Asuka's got the perfect thickness.

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>>1174872
Honestly, if she didn't have that stereotypical jap flat ass, she'd be fucking perfect.

If Asuka ever starts squatting, rip Alexa Bliss.

>>1174578
I was there last night, seeing her in person was pretty sweet. Wish she fought someone better than Peyton Royce.

>>1175070
Royce is one of the better women in NXT presently, tho.

>>1174360
ASUKA BESTGIRL
why wouldn't it be?

>>1175082
She's best girl, but not better than the best men in WWE like he thinks

>>1175173
Tbf, he said this before they signed Nakamura and Ibushi :^)

>>1175182
Even putting her above Zayn, Cesaro or Rollins is pretty crazy though

>>1175182
Ibushi is really signed?

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>>1175203
I don't think it's official yet, but I'm sure the two parties at least have agreed to a verbal deal considering they showed him on camera in the NXT crowd and mentioned him by name, as well as a story on WWE.com... pretty similar to Asuka's appearance on NXT Brooklyn. We'll probably see him first in the cruiserweight tournament in the summer.

>>1175213
Is she autistic?

>>1175213
>you will never stand behind rick flair at a wrestling show drinking beers and wooing incessantly

>>1175220
looks uncomfortable, probably spent the entire time rejecting ric's advances.

>>1175285
K E K

E

K

I'm not entirely sure if I'd rather be Shida or Omega in this situation...

>>1175213
looks like babysitting the elderly

Has anybody made a webm of her dance from the other week?

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>>1174887
>If Asuka ever starts squatting, rip Alexa Bliss.
You really want her to kill people now? But I agree.

How much would it take for Kana to peg me?

>>1176834
three dollah

She is so damn hot. And fucking beast-like and stiff in the ring too.

Marking for her harder than anyone else in WWE/NXT now.

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>>1176964
>Kana thinks she's hit the big time winning a belt in a developmental promotion

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>>1176993
>Kana

>>1176993
She's holding the most important Women's title on the entire planet

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>>1177079

>>1177092
Suck my dick bitch nigga

>>1176993
It's the most prestigious women's title in the biggest wrestling promotion in the world. She's doing just fine

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>>1177107
>It's the most prestigious women's title
O IAM LAFFIN

>>1177118
>in the biggest wrestling promotion in the world
learn to finish reading a post before you spew your meme outlaws

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>>1177126
>he eats shit and he likes it

>>1177158
>it's the guy with the shit eating fetish

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>>1176993
>invade foreign country
>beat up their women
>take their title

>>1176993
That is a pretty big achievement being Asian and winning a championship in McMahon's WWE.

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/718647643392581632

savage

>>1177349
They taped an Asuka/Eva match last Saturday after the Takeover show that will probably air next week. I think it's the first time they will face each other in a singles match on the tv show, but Eva has jobbed to Asuka at least half a dozen times now at house shows, heh. It's probably setting up Asuka vs Nia Jax.

>>1177349
Based

>>1177349
I wish she was on the main roster.

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>>1177349
>>1177381
Please don't let her first loss come from Nia Jax distracting her during a match and losing to a roll up. It would probably be to fucking Eva Marie.

>>1177393
Me too bro. It's a race against time at this point. She's no spring chicken.

>>1177349
A fucking Joshi getting a headache from ALL Botch Everything

Beautiful

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>>1177349
what did she mean by this?

>>1177428
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere

who /a/ here?

>>1177428
Asuka bringing the bants

>>1175077
Meh she just doesn't do it for me. I dunno why.

>>1177428
Some of those cringy replies, man.

>@WWEAsuka YOU WANT TO SEX HER??

Jeez...

>>1178005
That's WWE fans for you

Asuka is best yandere

>>1177349
>child
She's so great

>>1177349
Eva's sell lol

asuka is fat

I hate how her belly looks while wrestling.

>>1179077
fuccboi

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>>1179077
that's quite an opinion you have there, why don't you go ahead and keep it to yourself next time

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I want her in all red

>>1176993
As opposed to """"""diva's"""""""""' champion belt?

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>>1179077
She's chubby at worst, and she's not even that.

Fun fact, actual wrestlers/joshi tend not to be thin sticks like the Bellas. IE Nattie, Naomi, Becky, Dana.

And frankly, the fact that she looks more stocky/slightly older than the other women only makes it better. Fitness bodies are boring. Asuka actually looks like a person who you could meet in the street and chill with.

>>1180259
>Dana
>thin stick
Le no

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>>1180262
I'm saying she isn't thin. Read the post again, anon...

>>1178531
It's absolutely laughable how WWE books most of these matches 50/50 and Asuka has to sell for Eva's shit offense for a good portion of the match to make her look like a threat. Can't wait to see what Asuka/Eva's match from Saturday looked like on TV.

>>1179655
It's kind of a shame that they just handed the new Women's title to Charlotte instead of doing some build toward the transition. They could have talked about the proud history of modern WWE women's wrestling, like the bra and panties title match with Lita and Trish, or Trish and Stacy fighting for said title in a vat of gravy.

If you don't want a little fat on your woman you have seriously never had sex.

>>1181048
It's a new title.

>>1181057
This.

I've never met a grown ass man who wasn't a massive neckbeard that wanted to fuck a skinny chick. Neckbeards and teenagers.

>>1181190
>Nakamura emerges from underneath the ring and kills her opponents while the ref is distracted
Mite b cool

>>1181057
This. Asuka seems so soft and cuddly and only faggots don't like that.

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>>1181190
This personally makes me so happy

the ship grows stronger

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>>1181261
Get some sleep anon.

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>>1174360

>>1181264
Nakamura is married

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>>1181256
>>1181261
>>1181264
now delete it and post it again you little bitch

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>>1181190
>tfw asuka puts you in the guardian angel zone

t-thanks. y-you too.

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>>1177428
This is too much for me, my imagination is starting to get really indecent and un pg

what was the deleted post

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qt

>>1181281
She wants to fuck him badly. There is a clip from when he first enters wwe office room, her jaw drops and she almost kicks down the two wresters in front of her to get to him.

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>>1181342

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>>1181274
delete this

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>>1181190
>OMG I SHIP THIS

http://pastebin.com/DEKNCt4h
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>>1181352
She just wants senpai to notice her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBvVE1gCcIc
start watching at 18:20

>>1179077
I guess, but she's still easily within the point where I'm sure 99% of people who got a chance would say yes.

>>1181048
Don't forget the piece of shit WWE Hall of Famer Fabulous Moolah pimping the girls working for her and screwing over Wendi Richter

>>1181395
Naw she just wants to leach off his fame, he's gonna be the top Japanese WWE star, not her.. She's a huge egomaniac who wants to be the center of attention

>>1183722
fuck off

>>1183598
Jesus, japanese wrestling is fucked up.

But strangely compelling to watch.

>>1183722
Leech is spelled like this.

18+

Also, maybe she's just excited to have another japanese person working in the same promotion as her, gee.

>>1185614
especially when that other japanese person is shinsuke nakamura, one of the most hyped and charismatic japanese wrestlers in a long time.

I wanna marry Asuka!

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>>1185614

>>1189318
>>1189481
MY FUCKING DICK HOLY SHIT
UUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>1189318
>>1189481

>>1175285
>you will never be a henk weeb who wrestlers with all the nip pros and knows the best fighting game players in the world
He is living the dream, his Alex destoryed Austin the other day

>>1192739
I hear Omega is banging Hikaru Shida too. Lucky motherfucker.

>>1174887
And if she could get a waist hip ratio to look like a female.

And if her hair didn't look like a hobo.

And if she lost the stereotypical jap mong looking face.

Yea she'd be perfect.

>>1192822
Have sex

>>1192822
please lose your vigrinity

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> asgooka doesnt look like a monkey they said

>>1192822
This

>>1192837
Samefag pls

>>1180259
Dana is bodybuilder who is a terrible wrestler and Nicki Bella was arguably the strongest woman in the division pre-dana post-kaitlyn.

The fact is that wrestlers have different bodies, but the fitter people usually have fitter bodies.

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>>1192837
>tongue
>orgasm face

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She' so smol

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<3

>>1174340
>follow her entire career
>she gets over in SPITE of most Japanese fans thinking she isn't very attractive, due to the fact that she competes with young men and has shitloads of fire, not afraid to brain a bitch, backed by workers in Indy promotions with shoot style roots

>Comes to America, bunch of American fedora neck beard waifufags who never heard of her before arguing about how attractive she is

Topcuck

>>1192870
>bunch of American fedora neck beard waifufags who never heard of her before arguing about how attractive she is

No shit, Sherlock. That's a nice little tale you made up. Welcome to every single diva general on /asp/

>>1192870
>some autist who thinks he's cool for knowing her before NXT
congrats

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You can even take her home to the family

>>1192882
>point out that retards are retarded

>retard gets mad that it took me too long to recognize how retarded he is

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at least whoever did this got 2 of the 5 faces correct

>>1192870
A lot of joshi wrestlers compete with men, this doesn't make Kana special at all. If you really followed Kana's entire career (and not making shit up so it looks like you know what you're talking about), you'd at least know that.

>she gets over in SPITE of most Japanese fans thinking she isn't very attractive

Her having done three gravure videos says otherwise. And how would you know this, anyway? Are you Japanese?

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>>1192913
too digital looking for my tastes. i like this better.

>>1192870
now this post deserves a fedora

>>1192925
>Her having done three gravure videos says otherwise
we have torrents of these right?

>>1192936
somebody posted uploads here:
>>1181363

>>1192897
Kys

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>>1192948
>>1181363
thanks

>>1192925
No they don't. Especially not in the context of punishment wrestling.

No seedy modelling videos don't make you attractive. Yes I am from Japan. I understand that any Japanese is attractive to Americans tho cause you guys can't tell the difference, pretty common for plain Japanese woman to go to America and be chased everywhere by nerds. It's cool I get it.

>>1192985
>Japanese fans don't find her attractive so nobody is allowed to or they're a nerd!
Attractiveness is subjective, you dumbass bigot. I get that you have a hate boner for the yanks but do try and contain your autism.

>>1192992
Nah not really, I'm just saying it's funny how waifufags are getting mad that some ppl don't think she's hot. And meanwhile she's actually pretty good but that seems to be secondary discussion

can't have nice things etc

>>1192985
I can't even imagine being so annoyed that men abroad find my country's women attractive. This is just bizarre, even for /asp/. Go outside man, stop pretending to be Japanese while you're at it.

>>1193004
What did you expect from a shithole board like this? /asp/ needs to have sex badly desu

>>1189318
>>1189481
>Kana will never play wrestle with you

fuck this gay earth

>>1181363
>No Manifesto Final

Damn.

>>1192985
LITTLE

>>1193374
GOOK

>>1193415
DICKS

>>1174603
well she was considerably thinner in her 20s

>>1192985
yeah... no you're not. elevens don't speak perfect english. nice try tho, kiddo.

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Will they be able to Takeover WWE together with the power of Love?

>>1194878
Not while VKM still breathes

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>>1194878
more like the power of strong style

>>1192844
>Nicki Bella is arguably the strongest woman in the division pre-dana post-kaitlyn.

Legitimately stopped reading there.

desu, she's probably the wrestling female I'd most like to fuck. Thin/fitness bodies don't do much for me.

Plus you know she'd be amazing in the sack. Ride you 'till your sore and also cuddle after.

>>1192844
>Nikki Bella stronger than Natalya
(X) doubt

>>1195131
I doubt Nikki is stronger than anybody besides the worthless shitters of the division

She wasn't even strong enough to do the Rack Drop without ruining her neck...although that might also come from the strain of her neck having to support that lantern jaw

>>1194878
it must be nice having a guy who speaks your native language show up

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>>1195624
I-I'm still here

JUST

>>1195896
Who?

>>1195896
He could've made something on the main roster as a legit midcarder. Thanks to Nakamura he'll be future endeavoured or jobbing to Ryback on Smackdown within six months.

>Asuka defeats Big Match Bayley
>Hasn't made a single appearance since
Why is this allowed

>>1197681
>only two NXT eps since her win
>one of them was taped on the same day as her win
hella epic post

>>1175285

Omega to WWE when?

>>1181190

>those fake teeth

>>1192875

Literally no ass, just a big piece of flat flab.

>>1195896

JUST

he must hate life

>>1197990
homodesu

>>1192875
Ugh
She has the body of my 76 year old nan

>>1198352
grannysexual

>>1181274
he's overseas anything can happen, marriage is just a word

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>>1198378
This

>>1200529
I like how his favourite thing in America is this guy's eyebrows

>>1192985
We should of nuked japan even more just for the laughs to be honest shaking my head family

>>1200900
>should of
America needs it more.

>>1198378
>overseas

>>1183598
Wow. Asuka's tag team partner comes off as a major faggot here. I hope he's supposed to be a Santino Marella level jobber.