>Kanako Urai is a Japanese professional wrestler, better known by the ring name Kana. She is currently signed to WWE and assigned to its developmental branch NXT under the ring name Asuka.
>Her achievements include winning the NXT Women's Championship, JWP Openweight Championship, NEO Tag Team Championship, Reina World Women's Championship, Smash Diva Championship, and Wave Tag Team Championship. In 2015, Urai signed a developmental deal with WWE. Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter has stated that Urai "may be the best worker in WWE, man or woman".
Meltzer rating for Takeover Dallas match: 3.75 stars
>mfw she will lose to the rocks cousin eventually
>shes just right. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
My nigga, Asuka's got the perfect thickness.
Honestly, if she didn't have that stereotypical jap flat ass, she'd be fucking perfect.
If Asuka ever starts squatting, rip Alexa Bliss.
I don't think it's official yet, but I'm sure the two parties at least have agreed to a verbal deal considering they showed him on camera in the NXT crowd and mentioned him by name, as well as a story on WWE.com... pretty similar to Asuka's appearance on NXT Brooklyn. We'll probably see him first in the cruiserweight tournament in the summer.
>If Asuka ever starts squatting, rip Alexa Bliss.
You really want her to kill people now? But I agree.
>Kana thinks she's hit the big time winning a belt in a developmental promotion
>It's the most prestigious women's title
O IAM LAFFIN
>invade foreign country
>beat up their women
>take their title
They taped an Asuka/Eva match last Saturday after the Takeover show that will probably air next week. I think it's the first time they will face each other in a singles match on the tv show, but Eva has jobbed to Asuka at least half a dozen times now at house shows, heh. It's probably setting up Asuka vs Nia Jax.
that's quite an opinion you have there, why don't you go ahead and keep it to yourself next time
I want her in all red
She's chubby at worst, and she's not even that.
Fun fact, actual wrestlers/joshi tend not to be thin sticks like the Bellas. IE Nattie, Naomi, Becky, Dana.
And frankly, the fact that she looks more stocky/slightly older than the other women only makes it better. Fitness bodies are boring. Asuka actually looks like a person who you could meet in the street and chill with.
I'm saying she isn't thin. Read the post again, anon...
It's absolutely laughable how WWE books most of these matches 50/50 and Asuka has to sell for Eva's shit offense for a good portion of the match to make her look like a threat. Can't wait to see what Asuka/Eva's match from Saturday looked like on TV.
It's kind of a shame that they just handed the new Women's title to Charlotte instead of doing some build toward the transition. They could have talked about the proud history of modern WWE women's wrestling, like the bra and panties title match with Lita and Trish, or Trish and Stacy fighting for said title in a vat of gravy.
This personally makes me so happy
the ship grows stronger
now delete it and post it again you little bitch
>tfw asuka puts you in the guardian angel zone
t-thanks. y-you too.
This is too much for me, my imagination is starting to get really indecent and un pg
>you will never be a henk weeb who wrestlers with all the nip pros and knows the best fighting game players in the world
He is living the dream, his Alex destoryed Austin the other day
> asgooka doesnt look like a monkey they said
Dana is bodybuilder who is a terrible wrestler and Nicki Bella was arguably the strongest woman in the division pre-dana post-kaitlyn.
The fact is that wrestlers have different bodies, but the fitter people usually have fitter bodies.
>follow her entire career
>she gets over in SPITE of most Japanese fans thinking she isn't very attractive, due to the fact that she competes with young men and has shitloads of fire, not afraid to brain a bitch, backed by workers in Indy promotions with shoot style roots
>Comes to America, bunch of American fedora neck beard waifufags who never heard of her before arguing about how attractive she is
>bunch of American fedora neck beard waifufags who never heard of her before arguing about how attractive she is
No shit, Sherlock. That's a nice little tale you made up. Welcome to every single diva general on /asp/
at least whoever did this got 2 of the 5 faces correct
A lot of joshi wrestlers compete with men, this doesn't make Kana special at all. If you really followed Kana's entire career (and not making shit up so it looks like you know what you're talking about), you'd at least know that.
>she gets over in SPITE of most Japanese fans thinking she isn't very attractive
Her having done three gravure videos says otherwise. And how would you know this, anyway? Are you Japanese?
too digital looking for my tastes. i like this better.
No they don't. Especially not in the context of punishment wrestling.
No seedy modelling videos don't make you attractive. Yes I am from Japan. I understand that any Japanese is attractive to Americans tho cause you guys can't tell the difference, pretty common for plain Japanese woman to go to America and be chased everywhere by nerds. It's cool I get it.
>Japanese fans don't find her attractive so nobody is allowed to or they're a nerd!
Attractiveness is subjective, you dumbass bigot. I get that you have a hate boner for the yanks but do try and contain your autism.
Nah not really, I'm just saying it's funny how waifufags are getting mad that some ppl don't think she's hot. And meanwhile she's actually pretty good but that seems to be secondary discussion
can't have nice things etc
I can't even imagine being so annoyed that men abroad find my country's women attractive. This is just bizarre, even for /asp/. Go outside man, stop pretending to be Japanese while you're at it.
Will they be able to Takeover WWE together with the power of Love?
desu, she's probably the wrestling female I'd most like to fuck. Thin/fitness bodies don't do much for me.
Plus you know she'd be amazing in the sack. Ride you 'till your sore and also cuddle after.
I doubt Nikki is stronger than anybody besides the worthless shitters of the division
She wasn't even strong enough to do the Rack Drop without ruining her neck...although that might also come from the strain of her neck having to support that lantern jaw