You have sucked Vince McMahons dick so well, he offers you a

>what is your characters name?
The Wolf of Anubis
>what's his gimmick?
Magic villain/antihero...with an ancient Egyptian theme.
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
M. Bison shit.
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
nah.

>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
Practice, my man. Believe that.

These threads are always shit and gay crap like this >>1165141 just prove that

>>1165147
>I don't like a thread, therefore I post in it to tell everyone!

>>1165126
politely turn down his contract offer and inform him that I do this for FREE

>>1165126
>>what is your characters name?
Chad Thundercock
>>what's his gimmick?
Bully the vanilla midgets
>>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Humiliate my opponent by giving them wedgies and using my Thundercock as a weapon
>>your entrance song?
Flo Rida - My House
>>do you have a manager or a team partner?
I'd be escorted the ring by a dozen women each named Stacy
>>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
From watching betas suck mine

>>1165208

No wonder you have to rent your furniture

>>1165126
>what is your characters name?
Blacked
>what's his gimmick?
Reversing the women's championship back to the Divas division by fucking the women in the ring
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Signature moves anal piledriver and Cock Slap
Finisher Cum on face
>your entrance song?
I don't have one it just cuts to black during women's matches then I'm in the ring and in their ring
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
Team partner Cockanator sometimes you need to change it up with DP
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
I didn't he just likes shitty blow jobs

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Sorry, creative team, but we're not falling for that and bailing your asses out of the shitshow you've created

>>1165126
>free reign
>cross PG boundaries
O rly?

>Name
Krispen Wah
>Gimmick
Suicidal, genocidal, homicidal, death defying murderer and rapist
>Signature moves
1. Krispen Crossface
2. Brainbuster
3. Flying headbutt
4. Bowflex sleeper
>Tag team partners
Satan & Heath Slater

>How did you become so good at sucking cocks?
Toothless agression

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I'd go with some cheesy Arthur/Game Of Thrones gimmick, and have my Knights of the Squared Circle as my stable. Eventually I'd turn face with a Braveheart gimmick and come to the ring on a horse giving valiant speeches

>>what is your characters name?
Tasteticles
>>what's his gimmick?
Wrestler of high caliber skills who also fucks around a lot. Kind of like the Dudleys during ECW
>>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Taste The Doom(Flip Piledriver w/ a taunt at the beginning) and Descrubtion(A choke turn into a power bomb)
>>your entrance song?
https://youtu.be/huFYl8-Omws
>>do you have a manager or a team partner?
Yea, the one and only, Jim Cornette(Manager)
>>how did you become so good at sucking cocks? https://youtu.be/uD1n0XIQT60

>>1165260
What? I'm sure the creative team of the WWE wouldn't need any help from some imageboard. We - I mean they have ideas for ages!

>>1165268
>stealing this idea

>what is your characters name?
Shadow Blackfire
>what's his gimmick?
Antisocial emo goth who hates his parents
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
The Fedora Tip. I put my opponent on my head like a fedora then I tip him.
>your entrance song?
Cut My Life Into Pieces by Papa Roach
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
No. Friends are for preppy kids.
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
Ask your mother.

>the libertarian
>i call everybody statists
>the friedman fireman carry, the 5 knuckle sowell shuffle, ronpaularana
>property rights don't exist so I just choose a new song every week
>That's really none of your business, NSA
>I practiced a lot in college

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>>1165268
>tfw the horse shits on live tv

>>1165268
Get rid of the horse and do the Monty Python thing.

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>>1165292
>The Fedora Tip. I put my opponent on my head like a fedora then I tip him.

>>1165263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_TJm9QPX0
You forgot your theme music

>>1165126
>>what is your characters name?
Gemini or some shit zodiac like (CANCER)
>>what's his gimmick?
Dude that does what's better for him, underdog, not face or heel but can be both, eventually puts a dbryan and wins World Heavyweight Championship at WM agaisnt the big heel holding it but then at PPV goes full heel.
>>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Signature move running neckbreaker , finisher The hart lock or Anaconda Vise

>>your entrance song?
https://youtu.be/PRaOv2snV7k
>>do you have a manager or a team partner?
A random diva that needs some spotlight , probs Paige since she's a tweener and is kill

>>1165126
>what is your characters name?
Bob
>what's his gimmick?
A builder
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Can we fix it(Duel wielding hammers to the Skull)
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO_PL3V1c4Y
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
Manager is a cement mixer with a smiley face drew on it
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
I dunno just am

>>1165315
Whatever

>>1165126
>what is your characters name?
DDT
>what's his gimmick?
DDT specialist
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
DDT's in any form
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
Mentor Jake "the snake" Roberts
>how did you become so good at sucking
cocks?
I'm gay

>>1165377
>not using Smells Like Teen Spirit

>what is your characters name?
Niko Reigns
>what's his gimmick?
Evil cousin of Roman Reigns
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
The kind of flippy shit neckbearded smarks love, finisher is some kind of spinning kick to the head
>your entrance song?
For Whom the Bells Toll cover by some obscure Japanese artist with French lyrics
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
No.

>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
My dad molested me when I was 7.

>>1165393
>Roman Reigns shadow
>not Carthage Sun

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>what is your characters name?
sebastian the hedgehog
>what's his gimmick?
very fast and strong hedgehog, highflyer like mysterio and emo
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
over the top rope 450 spinning reverse ddt into
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
sonic
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
i'm gay genderfluid

>>1165286
>I'm sure the creative team of the WWE wouldn't need any help from some imageboard

I think at this point, they would take help from a fish. Flopping around while struggling to survive is a pretty good analogy for them.

>>1165393
>Niko
>Roman
>cousins
Let's go bowling.

>>1165126
>what is your characters name?
Smokey Warwood
>whats his gimmick
aztec warrior who cucks all
>what are your signature moves
Spinebuster into indian death lock
>your entrance song
https://youtu.be/KJvplu37ydw
>do you have a manager or a team partner
only if they have a wife/gf

>how did you become so good at sucking cocks
suck it like you would want to be sucked silly billy nova cum

>>1165126

>Characters name?
Carl
>What's his gimmick?
Far leftist.
>What are your signature moves and finishers?
Watching my tag partner do all the work as I lay underneath the ring masturbating
>Your entrance song?
Something Kendrick Lamar and apologize to each black audience member for appropriating their culture
>Do you have a manager or team partner?
Darren Young

>>1165126
>what is your characters name
Andy Hardy
>what's his gimmick
i was an orphan until i was taken in by jeff hardy - he realised my potential and trained me to be a wrestler - i'm a bit of a lone wolf and i've only truly loved jeff as a father - i'm a badass who isn't afraid of anyone not even the beast brock lesnar
>signature moves and finishers
swanton bomb - signature move learned from jeff
my finisher is called the destruction DDT and it's an inverted DDT but I lift them up a bit
>your entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEy6WPB_txw
>do you have a manager or team partner
jeff is my manager for a bit but he leaves me to my own devices - at some point he will return and i will betray him to set up a wrestlemania match

>>1165754
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Apollo Crews would be a better partner.

>>1165809

Apollo, Darren and Titus. I could even do the Nation of Domination pose.

>>1165385
He said DDT, not DDP.

>what is your characters name?
Stephen Wringer
>what's his gimmick?
Uses obscure wrestling rules to get the upper hand
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Rules of Nature: Impaler DDT
>your entrance song?
No idea
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
No
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
Read tips online

Good, very good indeed. Maaaaayyyybe you'll see something like this on WWE Network (Only 9.99$) soon :^)

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>what is your characters name?
Chaz Turbo
>what's his gimmick?
racist albino
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
white noise (a brain buster) and pinkeye (a face lock)
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXsOJsXpDcE
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
No. Maybe Hornswoggle with blackface.
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
By sucking your mum's cock lad.

>what is your characters name?
Don Mondo
>what's his gimmick?
Crime King of the Indie Wrestling Circuit come to take over the big leagues as my own personal cash cow.
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Diving Elbow and Brainbuster
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY&list=PLChiye9W_Y_CFsPiA7jwblTK5zFUAdeyX&index=9
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
Hahahaha, no. I run shit myself or get some of the local boys to handle things. Enough money can buy a man anything.


>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
Cocaine.

>>1165126
>what is your characters name?
The Con Man
>what's his gimmick?
Dirty businessman and or Wall Street investor who has gotten bored of working on the trading floor and conning people out of their retirement/investment funds
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Stock Market Crash (3 stiff lightening fast kicks to the back of the knees, back and head in that order)
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4066U5H9bhk
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
> JBL (Manager)
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
I asked Roman Reigns and Eva Marie for tips/tricks/advice

>what is your characters name?
Dante Cyrus
>what's his gimmick?
Psycho forest dweller/antihero... Think of the unpredictability of Mick Foley mixed with the strength of goldberg and the intensity of Kane's debut as the big red machine back in the attitude era
>what are your signature moves and finishers?
Move set is mostly big slams/punches/kicks. Finishers consists of ddt's power bombs and a submission
>your entrance song?
https://youtu.be/J-tvJcTPxHc
Or
https://youtu.be/YT516h7QwA4
>do you have a manager or tag team partner?
Preferably a manager, since i'm gonna try to do little to no talking throughout my time in the wwe. A Paul bearer/heyman type someone who can do all the talking without sounding like a asshat and doesn't make me seem like a puppet
>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
I asked your grandmother

>>1167079
granny did know her stuff...explains why she had so many kids and why some of her grand kids are such sluts

>>1165126
>>what is your characters name?
The Kingpin
>>what's his gimmick?
Mastermind pulling strings to get the results I want.
>>what are you signature moves and finishers?
Signature move would be a few different variations of the reverse STO
Finsher would be the Cobra Clutch w/ body scissors
>>your entrance song?
something fitting created by jim johnston or CFO$
>>do you have a manager or a team partner?
I am the head of a stable of 5 + 1 Diva
>>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
the Diva did it for me

>>1166995
Lammmmme

>>1165147
Vince didn't like your cocksucking so he didn't give you a contract

>what is your characters name?
Slobodan Milošević

>what's his gimmick?
He's a clone of Slobodan Milošević

>what are you signature moves and finishers?
"rollin on Milošević"- Futoshi Miwa's Steamroller

"You got Serb-ed"- Big boot followed by an elbow drop

>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HB4w8JHvh8

>do you have a manager or a team partner?
I manage a team ala HHH d generation X

>how did you become so good at sucking cocks? practice

>>1167266
Whats 8th grade like.

>>1166973
kek

>what is your characters name?
James Essex
>what's his gimmick?
Militant xenophobic American Exceptionalist only rather than it being "America is great" its "The original 13 are great" with a Columbian Exposition aesthetic.
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
The Emancipator - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMPFWkKpkM
>your entrance song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvCmkZkSEmw
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
Eventually build a small stable of like 4 guys.

>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
Born with it.

>>1167325
I like it

>>1165212
Oh boy the rent memer is back :^)

>>what is your characters name?
Mohammed Al-lahkbar
>>what's his gimmick?
Syrian refugee
>>what are you signature moves and finishers?
9/11 suicide dropkick , put enemy on the corner and drop kick him while making plane noise
WTC Spear , same as a spear but with plane noises
>>your entrance song?
http://youtu.be/R9jGIzYxaSI
>>do you have a manager or a team partner?
The whitest diva on the roster or a team called Conspiracy with a jew gimmick dude as my partner

>>1165126
>Name
Valak
>gimmick
a demon commander for the apocalypse
>signature moves
fireballs to people's faces
>entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjWOjtgMimc
>manager or team partner
make a stable and/or join Finn Balor's demon thing

>good at cock sucking
practice

>what is your characters name?
Idk
>what's his gimmick?
A combination of Alex from clockwork orange and Griffith from Berserk.
>what are you signature moves and finishers?
I'll use flippy indie shit and my finish will be a curb stomp but with my knee instead

>your entrance song?
DMX - Where the hood at (looking for the in your face street gang leader look)
>do you have a manager or a team partner?
Run a stable

>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?
uwu

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>>1165126
>what is your characters name?

Muay Thai Mike

>what's his gimmick?

Educated feet. Dancing, parkour, kicking, knees, hacky sack, soccer, if it involves his feet or lower body, he's god tier at it.

>what are you signature moves and finishers?

Brazilian Kick - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUlUv0WhDcg
flipping leg drop
triangle lock
finisher is a hook kick into a fameasser

>your entrance song?

Move your feet - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

>do you have a manager or a team partner?

No

>how did you become so good at sucking cocks?

three words: no. gag. reflex.