he literally and not figuratively made it

I'm pretty happy for him

he probably should just retire tomorrow, cause it's probably not going to get any better

>>1151178
gonna be depressed as fuck when he loses it tomorrow

this nigger made it

>>1151196
That's what they've been saying the last five years. Zack Ryder is eternal, bro!

>>1151197
this. KO will squash him instantly and none of it will have mattered. I wish this wasnt true but all past evidence points to it being so.

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Serious question. I only see Zack on NXT with Mojo doing hardly anything. Then suddenly there was a video package on Raw hyping him up for no reason, then suddenly he appears at WM and won the IC belt. Was there something missing? Was everything justified on Smackdown and I missed it? Where did this all come from with absolutely no build up.

>>1151563
they probably planned on manlet neville winning and just inserted ryder instead

something similar happened at survivor series a couple years back when roman got injured and they just went ahead with the same plan with ziggler in his place

>>1151570
So this all happened only because Neville was injured recently (I didn't know) and Zack was next in line or evaluated in the meeting room? I wonder how Zack feels knowing he only achieved his impossible dream because some other dude gave up the opportunity and it was handed down to him without having done anything, especially on NXT. I actually thought he was near getting fired from NXT after being demoted to it.

>>1151587
>I wonder how Zack feels knowing he only achieved his impossible dream because some other dude gave up the opportunity and it was handed down to him without having done anything

At least he didn't have to suck Vince's cock like HBK... r-right?

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WOO WOO WOO

>>1151674
>the state of emma's face
why the fuck are 90% of women goblins without makeup?

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>>1151178

>>1151178
>not only wins the intercontinental title but gets to be balls deep in all of emma's holes
How does one man get so lucky?

>>1151674
SO THAT'S WHY SHE WEARS SUNGLASSES ALL THE TIME

>>1151720
Because most women use makeup to look like they take care of themselves and being healthy, as opposed to actually doing that

>>1151720
> goblin

I haven't seen a Goblin that hot since The Labyrinth

>>1151178
>he literally and not figuratively made it
what?

>>1151178
I thought zack ryder was gay?

>>1153727
Anyone that is fucking Emma is 110% heterosexual.

>>1151674
zack's semen are swimming in emma now

>>1151674
Now that I think about it he really does look like Randy Savage

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>>1153773
>it'll never be your semen swimming inside her

>>1151674
Zack is way out of her league

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>>1153807

>>1151674
eggman?

>>1154721
Goo goo ga'joob

>>1154440
She knows it

he's the guy who asked for release, he's dropping the belt to Owens tonight, I'm calling it

>>1154440
She definitely got the Long Island Iced D last night.

>>1154201

This, she is a 4 at best while he is a 7.

>>1154914
She is a solid 8 when she puts on aviators.

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>>1151674
>emma without makeup

>>1151674
Who is that? She looks uglier than Sasha & Charlie combined. Holy shit.

>>1154996

>when

And I'm a 10 when I change my head.

>zack reddit

>>1155032
>implying he wouldn't do Emma because she's not wearing make up

>>1151178
>he literally and not figuratively made it

and lost it 24 hours later to the jizz in a shitty raw match... fuck wwe

HE FUCKING LOST IT! AFTER ONE FUCKING DAY!!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>1158829
>implying anyone on this board wouldn't do Emma because she's not wearing makeup

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>>1159435