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no one made one so I did
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>tfw no wrestlemania in space
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>boring corbin
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Time to piss.
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Oh its Dwayne
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neetrex should have won that battle royale, that greasy bald cuck sucks
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>the Dallas cowboys cheerleaders
Roman could fuck every single one of these while Ghoulina looks on crying and he'd still get booed
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TITS LADS
TITS
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Based Corbin saving this Mania.
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>cheerleaders to dad-rock
wut
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>le natty Samoan man
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>le putover jason mamoa man
"marking out here"
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>oh hello sadboys, how's romo doing?
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>>1145401
Conor McGregor when yeh?
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isnt axl rose the new singer for acdc?
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PANKCAKES ROCK, PANCAKES!!
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The Cringe is here
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It's pretty impressive
The Rock continues to get more bald. Beyond bald
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ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
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Rock literally blasting the fuck out of everyone.
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>5 minutes main event
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Holy fuck this guy is ON THE GAS! top kek
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the fuck is this about and how much longer till I can start boooing from home
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2016-04-04 02:38:04
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Why does Dwayne have a flamethrower, is he gonna live BBQ?
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>Rock didn't give Dean his flamethrower
What a cunt.
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>>1145607
Pretty soon we'll be able to see his skull
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what the fuck is going on?
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>rock has to use a shirt cannon to get over
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its the Rock. with a flame thrower. that's pretty cool I guess
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Jesus fucking christ, talk about your time filler
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>Rock has a flamethrower
>Not something that shoots out lightning
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>Hey Dwayne, go out there and cut a 30 minute promo with a 10 minute entrance, HHH and Roman can only go for 5 minutes
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The fuck is happening with the flames
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This is so dumb
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ANNOUNCE FAST & FURIOUS 8
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The crowd doesn't know what the fuck is happening either.
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fuck off with this guy already bring out goobs FUCK
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If young metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you
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>this segment is literally just to jerk off The Rock
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>>1145691
>that's pretty cool I guess
Why?
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if Rock tries to put over Roman, this wont end well.
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>>1145718
Already announced.
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i just don't understand what is happening
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fucking americans...
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>2 YEARS IN A ROW THEY SEND ROCK OUT TO SPEND 20 MINUTES DOING NOTHING
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It's another 10 minute spot where the Rock just lights shit on fire with a he-man toy.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE
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Oh, you're going to go light that huge "ROCK" that we just saw the stage hands setting up, cool.
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What the fuck. Is the main event five minutes long or what?
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does this mean the rock will be in porn soon?
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>It's been a year since The Rock came out and cut a promo for 30 mins to kill time at mania
>Doing the same this year
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Why is this happening?
What is the point?
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this is a fucking embarrassment after what we got on friday from NXT
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>>1145759
hes about to get booed, this crowd already booed the usos the fuck out so he better tread lightly kek
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DID YOU NIGGAS SEE ROCKY'S GYNO REMOVAL SCAR LMAO
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Who booked this shit
Everything is out of order
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Stone Cold inc
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>this filler
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>>1145779
WWE did told ppv companies that they were going long
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FINALLY THE ROCK HAS FINISHED HIS ENTRANCE.
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>Rock is out of breath
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>>1145808
TOP KEK couldnt graba a screenshot but holy fuck HAHAHAHAH
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>>1145755
because its the Rock. and he has a flame thrower.
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This is the world we live in now.
90% style
10% substance
Except it's not even style, it's just promo's and memes and marketing and clickbait.
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>>1145836
kek
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WHO /RockgetsattackedbyTheWyattsthengetssavedbyCena/ here?
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What did you all think of Taker/Shane lads?
Thought it was a bit slow
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>>1145782
We can only hope.
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ROCK HAS GONE COMPLETELY MENTAL
HE HAS A FLAME THROWER
HE'S THREATENING THE FANS WITH IT
BAH GOD THIS IS MADNESS
SOMEONES GETTING TEXAS GRILLED TONIGHT MAGGLE
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Based filler
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>Somebody call my momma!
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>Rocky already gassed and sweating from just walking to the ring
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>gassed already
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I was there. Left about 2 hours ago.
Ask me anything
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>>1145864
It was pretty based.
Shane brought it big time.
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>>1145864
It was bretty gud but slow af yeah
As expected from guys who are 100yo combined tho
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>>1145864
Very slow, but they're both old
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>>1145836
not joking here you faggot, you made me expel everything that was in my mouth out of my nose
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>gassed from simply lighting off gasses
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>>1145862
oh shit there you go
to the guys scared about the 5 min main event the show is rumored to be going long, according to leltzer they already told the ppv companies that they are going long
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>>1145888
How awful were your seats?
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what is this
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>>1145782
can sixxpac take his bbc?
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>>1145874
He's coked outta his gourd
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Cheap Pop Rocks
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>>1145864
I liked it
>Rocky gets a promo segment every year at mania now as his gimmick
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>privilege
triggered desu
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BOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOORING
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what's next for him now that he's broke (literally and figuratively)?
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>babies
is he lost?
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What have been the holy shit moments of the night?
Honestly I think Shane is the only thing that's really been HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED moment
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2016-04-04 02:45:01
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Just get on with it, Dwayne
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why did they give the rock a roman reigns promo script?
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wrestling fans have sex?
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>Wrestling fans
>making babies
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>>1145864
I didn't watch it
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>>1146005
thanks lad
A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N
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The Rock has almost completed his transformation to being The Mummy.
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They want to wear out the crowd so they don't boo Reigns.
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>>1145888
Post photo of ticket with timestamp
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Is he out here just to suck Dallas's dick?
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>PYRO FOR BREAKING THE ATTENDANCE RECORD
PYRO FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING
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>>1146046
kek insightful actually m8
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>>1146008
sasha winning the title instead of that dusty finish bullshit wouldve been great
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Why not just have the Rock and Sock show?
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>>1145884
he was holding fire
fire is hot
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GET HYPE FOR SOME ATTENDANCE RECORD
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>didnt sell out
bmj deniers btfo
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This is the most pointless promo he's ever cut and I'm a huge Rock mark.
What is he even doing out there?
>So gassed that he can't even speak correctly
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they coulda cut that short
hey guys im the rock and theres a lot of you here.
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DIDNT RECLAIM THE INDOOR ATTENDENCE RECORD FROM NBA
LOL
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here comes the boos
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Oh great, Brayyy Lmao is gonna job out to Dwayne
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>>1145862
Fucking wizard
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Wyatts confirmed.
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Erm. Thanks Rock
Thanks for hyping that up
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now youre just using pyro for the sake of pyro
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>arrive
>pander
>shill
>leave for a year
>repeat
haha this is awesome
THAT NIGGER CALLED IT, BMJ AND GOOBS
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HILLBILLY TIME
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>mfw Wrestlemania will never top North Korea
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>Entire promo was Rocky coming out with a flamethrower and saying pls have sex for procreation
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How will Rock get out of this one?
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brayy lmao
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Now that's a sight
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>>1145862
waiting on the cena part
then we will bow to you
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Wyatts finally useful for something.
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I thought Rock couldn't wrestle to night for insurance reasons since he's doing that shitty Baywatch shit?
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BRAYYYY LMAO
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>>1146217
bmj and goobs now
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>>1146176
maybe they had a lot saved up for ramen and realized "oh shit nobody cares about him let's burn it out before that match even begins"
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>>1146238
He just won't take any bumps.
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>>1146252
Goobs?
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More like Bray Whyatt
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WM 30 was so GOAT though
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Roman Reigns has got so many moves ready for this match just you watch.
Triple H is going to get suplexed like 5 different times. Get a powerbomb and piledriver. Roman's going to put him in 4 different sleeperholds. Shit he's going to go to the top rope and do a moonsault.
Just you watch. Damn this cold medicine is good.
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>>1146238
he wont take any bumps dumbfuck
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>>1146203
>Rock telling a primarily White audience to make babies
Based Rocky saving the white race
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inb4 the main event is two minutes long
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>Harper too injured to make an apperance
Damn
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>it's a bray wyatt feuds with another part timer and gets wrecked episode
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Why does Michael Cole insist on claiming the people that hold up their phones are followers of Bray Wyatt? It's absurb.
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BRAY NO GODDAMNIT NOT LIKE THIS
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3...
2...
1...
LOOK IN MY EYES!!!!
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>>1146252
who is bmj?
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Bray wyatt Kitchen lessons
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>We could've gotten Bray vs Brock in a hard hitting stiff match
>Instead this nigga got hurt and we have this long ass promo and a shitty street fight
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>>1146297
the goat
>>1146328
was just thinking the same thing, people feel a need to belong and meme
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BRAY BURIED AGAIN
JUST
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BIG MATCH JOHN SAVE ROCKY
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Why the fuck did they have to let Bray into this Wrestlemania
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>>1146346
He's the GOAT.
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wyatt reveals rock is gay and they make out on stage
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>>1146346
Big Match John(cena)
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Triple H is definitely reworking his match spots with Roman right now.
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Bray BTFO
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way u mean by you people
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>>1145928
>>1146052
I had no seats. I bought it on a whim this afternoon, since I live so close. Cost about $80 for standing room only. Lots of people were standing.
Stone Cold's entrance was magical. Surreal. I thought since I had seen it a hundred times that I was prepared for the glass shatter. Real life is nothing like on TV. HBK and Foleys entrances were meh, but my god, when that glass shatters, there's a feeling in your body. The music is turned up, you know it's THE stone cold, music blaring, and everyone is cheering. It was surreal
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>Rock makes a 10 minute entrance
>Says nonsense for 10 minutes
>Wyatts with another 10 minute entrance
>Tfw Rock buries Bray by calling him a neckbeard and smarks throw a tantrum.
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This is so embarassing
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>your people
Fucking racist Bray
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I want to like Brayy lmao so hard but WWE won't let me
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btfo kek
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does the rock always have to bring up weed does he blaze?
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The Rock makes a good hillbilly
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holy fuck
bray will never recover from this
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Make babies tonight for the rock asp
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>>1146432
>Real life is nothing like on TV
>Tfw might never know this feel
I was giddy like a little kid 2bh
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2016-04-04 02:53:46
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>only 5 minutes of reigns
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>>1146374
He can't take on people over 6 feet
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>>1146479
The Rock is from FL tbf.
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BTFO KEK
BTFO KEK
TOP ROCK
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>It's a Rocky is speaking like a little kid to a serious heel episode
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>Face Bray
Not sure if want
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>>1146517
>wrestling
>le height
some guy told me mysterio was the champ for a while kek
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>yfw Cena returns and turns heel on reigns.
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>yfw MENG comes out to save The Rock
OH SHIT THE EATER OF HOT POCKETS
THE JANNIES BTFO LMAO
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HOTPOCKETS
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Having tats and a beard makes you a revolutionary apparently.
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The main event isn't happening
>Roman comes out
>"We ran out of time, sorry folks, I won btw"
>pyro goes off
>show ends
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JANITOR BTFO
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>>1146508
Is Haitch going to squash him in 60 seconds?
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BRAY BTFO
LITERALLY A JANITOR
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Janny BTFO
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Here we go
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Hes not even talking in 3rd person whats the point. This is sum disney nigga shit
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G A S
G A S
G E A R
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retro ROCK outfit
i'm markin out
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WHAT THE FUCK
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>You're the eater of hot pockets
HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW NECKBEARDS AND THE JANNY BLOWN OUT
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McGregor will look like a midget if he comes out.
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AW SHIEEEETTTTTT
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>The big D
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>Wyatt not fighting
fucks sake
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>le hotpockets man
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This is a match
What the fuck
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ROWAN BFTO
O
W
A
N
B
T
F
O
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What was the Rock cooking?
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ROCK VS ROWAN
2K16 BOOKING
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THIS IS AWFUL
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B U R I E D
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HUE
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>it's a Rowan match
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>eater of hot pockets
B A S E D
Even Bray had to laugh.
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so he just walks around with his wrestling gear on?
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Squashed in 6 seconds.
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Huh.
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Just how fucking over their time are they gonna go?
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>you will never run your hand over rock's abs as you nestle your head against his pecs
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>>1146688
Squash
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CENA WINS LOL
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B U R I E D
U
R
I
E
D
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>>1145401
Well, it was good while it lasted.
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CENAAAAAAA
ANON WAS RIGHT
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B E R R I E D
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>not vs bray
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What
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Fuck this Company
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wew lad top fucking kek
BMJ NOW
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cena when o:
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Bullies BTFO
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BMJ COMING TO SAVE ROCK FROM JOBBERS
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B M J
M
J
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BASED MATCH JOHN
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MOTY right there.
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JOHN CENA
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JOHN MEEMA
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BASED CENA
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Fuck this shit
Fuck
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>>1145862
WIZARD
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ROCK vs CENA????????
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NOW GOOOOBS
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BIG MATCH JOHN
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I think Bray is injured
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Theyre just finding excuses to play the entrance songs
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>Bray Vs John Again
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BASED FUCKING CENA SAVING MANIA
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BRAPPADOOOOOO
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BASED BMJ IS BACK
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>>1145862
>Spoilers
Fuck you buddy
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OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
FUCK THIS COMPANY
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BASED BMJ IS BACK FUCKING YEEEEEESSSSSS
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Oh Bray.
Turn Face, maybe you'll win a match for once.
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>>1146494
Seeing the whole ring and not just what the camera sees, makes it painfully obvious how choreographed everything is. You hear nothing and are just watching guys run to their spots. Especially when you're high up.
For example, if I watched the ladder match TV, I'd never see the dozen refs in constant communication with the wrestlers. While the camera is zoomed in on Owens/Zayn brawling, I'm seeing from my seat Ziggler and a ref talking about the next spot.
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>>1145862
Literally a fucking wizard.
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WHERE DID THE ELBOW PADS COME FROM
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Was there a pin?
Man fuck this company
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this wrestlemania is like a parody of everything that wwe has become
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>>1146958
THIS
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>>1146956
Literally his asshole
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>didn't bull stomp before people's elbow
Rock plzzz
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So...are the wyatts done in the wwe? What the fuck is the point of this. What a bad wrestlemania. 2 good matches and the rest is garbage. Oh and a cool elbow drop
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CM Punk is having a seizure watching this at home
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told you thick cunts rock wont take a bump
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>>1147022
probably wishes he was there
>mma was a mistake
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What's happening? I stopped watching when the Rock started talking.
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Did Bray and Zack Ryder swap positions?
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2016-04-04 03:03:26
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Whos ready for ROMANWINSLOL
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is bray the most elaborate jobber in wrestling history?
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Boooooooo
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>those boos
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has it bugged anyone else that the font used for the cards showing what's coming up is the exact same one from Metal Gear Solid V?
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>>1147022
kek, he would have unironically main evented the last two manias
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>miserable cunts that watch a show they hate watched this for over 4 hours, maybe 6
kek this show has been good except for the Ambrose match
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Ooooh they booing already
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>>1147022
He must of seen the script for this and just fucked off as fast as he could go
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Time for based Haitch to bury this Samoan faggot.
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I just want to know who Bray Wyatt, Damien Sandow and Fandango pissed off.
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Triple H and Roman need to top a man exploding his own spine
Are they going to shoot each other??
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>>1147120
Vince.
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Daily reminder that the only reason Austin is so popular is that he had Vince
HOGAN = TRUE GOAT
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>HERE COMES ROMAN 3RD TITLE WIN.
CAN HE OVERCOME THE ODDS
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WHO /minus 5 star match incoming/ HERE?
>THE BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT INVOLVED ZACK RYDER WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT IN A LADDER MATCH
apex kek
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>Title match
>Literally an Hour
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>>1147130
Well, they do have open carry laws in TX
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TIME FOR BASED REIGNS
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>>1147096
Im just glad i get to watch a free month of based mikey whipwreck again
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>adding boos to haitch
top tier kek
ramen about to get btfo in favor of THE goat
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Wasn't the show meant to end at 11? This might be the longest they went overtime
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>>1147096
It has been good, it's just that the finishes have all been pretty underwhelming.
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Based Cena
Kind of got ruined for me because stream issues
Literally using the Netork too and I had to resort to an illegal stream and it got ruined
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Well if nothing else the music is good this year
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If WWE is so shit why is this the best selling WM of all time?
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>tfw they purposely miced the crowd badly so they can lessen the boos to Roman
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HHH will never have an intro better than this.
In fact, no one ever will. Rusev and his tank were the only thing close to topping this.
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All I know is that whoever wins we all lose
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>>1147204
>Avenged Sevenfold
>good
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how long until the end of ppv, 20 bings or 50 bings?
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>>1147205
you can measure it with the next one
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Reminder that CM Punk was their insanely obvious bridge to the future after Cena and they threw him away because he was complaining about his butt
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>>1147205
How much something sells doesn't determine its quality.
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>tfw the goat has to put over diesel 2.0
feels bad man
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Sting run-in?
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>boos added to promo
are they going to mute every mic in the arena or something? reigns isnt going to be cheered
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>>1147204
>flo rida
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2spooky
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HOLY SHIT!!!
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>>1147205
People expected surprises. This was such a predictable ppv that no one predicted it
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HAHAHAH STEPH THIS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
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what the fuck
>>
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We are legion.
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>>1147245
>Just cause you can't handle all this E D G E
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BASED STEPH
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This is a pretty good promo package desu
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>This entrance
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This intro wat
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Steph is thicccc
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oh my god
my cock cannot get harder
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>Haitch's entrance is first
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>Champion out first
LITERALLY DROPPED
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Stephanie Helmsley is Legion
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Finally, some showmanship.
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Thread
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2016-04-04 03:09:09
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KING IF KINGS
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lel who thought this was a good idea?
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All this skulls are clear Chris Benoit references
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>this highschool-tier monologue to get heat
haitch isnt getting booed you thick cunts
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>this entire thing
*tips fedora, unseathes katana*
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>this last ditch effort to get Ramen over
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>>1147140
15 years later
>Daily reminder that the only reason Reigns is so popular is that he had HHH
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Bretty based intro
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I love how I tune in every week for this rich cunt to scream at me in her shrill voice and now get it on Wrestlemania too. Joy.
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Please own me steph
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>Having an intro making fun of wagecucks
Bravo HHH
He's going for the /r9k/ marks too
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>Femdom Steph
M U H
D I C K
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Been disappointed a lot tonight but I gotta admit this is pretty cool.
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He will be cheered as soon as he's out.
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this is absolute dog shit but my loins crave for a Steph dominatrix
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Dominatrix steph
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STEPHANIE HAS BECOME TINA TURNER IN BEYOND THUNDERDOME
WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?!?!?!
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>no attitude era HHH theme
fucking hell Vince, just do it once
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it would have been better is steph was wearing open toed boots
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>Still getting cheers
Fucking lel
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this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time
wowwww this is bad
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>>1147424
kek
HAITCH IS OVER LADS
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These promos are far too real to 99% of the populations lifes
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HOLY FUCK STEPH DOMINATE ME
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>there is a future champ in those skulls.
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steph is literally wearing a chyna outfit
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I feel like I'm watching a really bad high school drama
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How many times is WWE going to shamelessly rip off Lucha Underground?
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That Steph intro was horrible. Even if she is the authority of the WWE, what does that have to do with owning the audience? That was retarded.
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>>1147524
kek
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Based Haitch is still based.
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WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASKS?
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Nakamura is one of the skulls.
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>>1147500
>Being freely able to lick her toes
>Not wanting to be teased by tasting the sour bitter soles and leather instead
Do you even into femdom?
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>>1147524
kek
now i kinda believe the rumors about steph pegging haitch
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>>1147390
Muh dick, that's who.
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Catrina is superior
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>all those white people in the front row cheering while HHH spits on them
what the shit? why do white people like getting spat on?
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>>1147527
top kek
>she pegs him later in it
still kek, but also an erection
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>>1147539
that looks like the start of a gay bdsm porno
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2016-04-04 03:11:59
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>>1147564
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>That Steph outfit
You just know Nasser is taking out a huge loan to bid on it for $100,000
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>Steph won't sit on your face after a long day of wearing that sweaty leather outfit
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>>1147524
ON THE FLOOR
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>>1147545
It's not WWE if they dont directly insult their audience atleast once per show.
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One of those masked guys is Seth and he's going to interfere.
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>>1147539
They did that first.
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GUYS GUYS
THE BALOR CLUB IS THE SKULLS
LMAO BTFO
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>HHH getting better entrances than taker does
New streak in the making?
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HHH is my favourite wrestler ever, idgaf about this storyline or heel/face, i just wanna see some pedigrees/spinebusters/dx shit
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>>1147595
>nasser
sorry about that cunt, not all of us are like that lad... well mostly kek
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>>1147564
>interferes
>immediately in the title picture
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I feel like im watching Lucha Underground right now
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HOLY SHIT, THAT OBVIOUS MIC LOWERING VOLUME
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>booooo
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>>1147623
>HHH getting better entrances than everybody
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BTFO
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>hhh says he will pay tribute to lemy
>makes steph talk all hoarse and phlemmy
pretty smart
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>>1147622
They're all Shaq in the skulls.
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Huh, it seemed the crowd was reserving its energy to boo Reigns. I misjudge them they are good people.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>ripping off lucha underground's mil muertes and disciples of death trios
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Those fucking boos Holy shit.
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Fucking kek
All those boos
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1147616
Yes but that was retarded because she was saying that she owns the audience for no reason. Now if she just called the audience stupid or something then it would have made sense.
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BASED ROMAN
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BASED DAMN HAITCH
CHAMPIONS DON'T COME OUT FIRST THOUGH
>>1147227
This was ridiculously based honestly
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>>1147662
I was wondering if it was my computer.
Simply pathetic my man.
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>THEY LITERALLY PUT PRE-RECORDED CHEERS
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>boos muted
>roman botched the pyro timing
get this fuck off my screen reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Imagine Cm Punk's thoughts at the end of this match
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>BOOMAN REIGNS
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RAW crowd is gonna be great
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The boos were louder than the music so they had to lower the volume of the crowd
>MFW
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>>1147624
You're in the wrong year for that
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Nice iron-on Spider-Man logo
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*booing intensifies*
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>Muting the boos
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>>1147787
oh my god i forgot about this top fucking kek
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>the booing got outdone by the cheering
Smarks btfo
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>Steph: AAAH! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER DALLAS!
>Vince: GET ME A SAMOAN WITH ATTITUDE!
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I just wanted to remind you that even though it's super hush-hush, WWE signed Ricochet and he's going to win the cruiserweight tournament.
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smarks btfo
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BOO THIS MAN
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>Not coming out of the crowd anymore
>1 year to get over
>Even louder boos
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Guy Incognito (ID: !!Czae4KQs0ob)
2016-04-04 03:16:16
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>>1147831
ayyy
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Why does Roman cock his fist? does it give it extra power? it doesnt look cool at all.
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Roman will HEEL turn tonight. Screencap this.
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PRE RECORDED CHEERS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>le main event twice against big monster heels
>get booed twice
can vince try someone else already? whats so special about this cuck other than looking like a cheap jason mamoa
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HAHAHHAHAH Reigns is Fucked
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AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
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Holy fuck these boos
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>>1147831
this is a good post
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HAHAHA eat shit Reigns
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Is it just me or does Roman look wider?
Like the nigga is in the wrong aspect ratio or some shit lmao
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All those cheers for Haitch.
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>that pop for Roman
smarts BTFO
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>ywn be pegged by Steph
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>>1147867
what do you mean?
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>inb4 seth rollins interferes and costs haitch the match and the title because he wants to be the one to take the belt from roman
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Why is this match starting so damn late?
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based godfather of nxt btfo ramen
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>>1147888
WITNESS THE TRIPS TO PREDICT THE FALL
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what the fuck were they thinking making HHH turn heel.
if HHH goes heel the crowd follows
bring back John Laurinaitis
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>Thumbs down everywhere
Roman must be borderline suicidal by now lads, real Benoit potential there.
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>texas
whats the possibility of a shootout?
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Based HHH over as fuck
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>>1147918
What pop?
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stephanie making me hard desu
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>>1147937
Trips can only carry Ramen so long, man.
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>ROMAN SUCKS
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I just got my copy of SFV in the mail ($10 from Amazon) and my 8x Sanwa buttons too.
I'm more excited about that than I am about this main event.
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>>1147908
It's that gay body armor
lol this ROMAN SUCKS chant
oh there goes the mic cut
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>Roman sucks
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ROMAN BTFO
THIS IS AWESOME KEK
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What was that gay ass slapping
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I WAS SAYING BOOREIGNS
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Roman getting eaten alive out there
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Wait wasn't this match changed to no DQ?
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>>1147977
SHE'S STILL GOT IT
Dose agi
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HAITCH SHOULD WIN TO SEND LE CROWD HAPPY PLS
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I can't wait for the Boo-Yay spot tbqh.
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How many spears will Hunter kick out of?
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>>1147908
>Wrong aspect ratio
>kek
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DEAFENING BOOS
D E A F E N I N G B O O O S
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>>1148019
>wwe went to shit when it went hd
You dumb senpai?
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>>1148102
kek this
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This match is even worse than Randy vs. HHH @ WM 25.
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>"watch the hair, Hunter"
Haha, Reigns, you pretty boy.
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>inb4 ramen sympy blood
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>>1148185
Byron has those blood capsules ready just in case
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That pop for the low blow
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>>1148174
his looks are literally the only reason vince is pushing him so he's protecting them as much as possible
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Reigns would have gone over months ago if he got a hot female manager.
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>People joked about "trip-pul-aitch" chants before
>We're literally getting them unironically now
RO MAN SUCKS
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Hunter working the balls, excellent ring psychology.
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>RO-MAN SUCKS
>based steph cheesing
KEK
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>still no KO on refs today
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cant wait for the toxic boos after RomanWinsLOL
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"Spinebuster with AUTHORITY"
michael cole on form tonight lads
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Is anyone even enjoying this horrific match?
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OH LOOK THE BIG MOMENT IS ROMAN KICKING OUT OF THE PEDIGREE BUT IT'S GOING TO CAUSE BOOS AND NOT BE THE BIG MOMENT VINCE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
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haitch with the full mount, the pretty boy has zero jits
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>>1148320
Gotta have Rocky and Usos come to the ring for support
and of course:
baby gurl
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Always mark for that spinebuster.
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Why is Roman Reigns so hated?
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>>1148352
him, batista and double a are my favourite desu
here it comes
>muh blood
if its no dq why was the ref distracted???????
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>>1148368
He's a Samoan faggot.
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This match is awful
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shit wrestler
no personality
wwe trying to force him
he's up against one of the most loved wrestlers ever
take your pick
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>>1148368
Over pushed to the point people hate him
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>>1148321
Not as good as "For the love of Mankind."
Maggle is showcasing his immortality today.
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>>1148368
Cause smarks are immature
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>Steph's coat tails covering her ass in that leotard
Hopefully she takes a bump later and it lifts up
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I'm having flashbacks to mania 25
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>inb4 the lock, deano and usos come out to beat up the LON
wew lads
why the fuck is there a count? why did they distract the ref? this is no dq ffs god damn
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>>1148368
>no charisma
>crap wrestler
>been pushed for years at the peril of more deserving people the fans actually organically got behind
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>HHH and Roman at a standstill in the match
>both men bloody
>ref took a bump and is knocked out
>lights flicker
>both men pause
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkE_HEtI0gA
>Hiatch smiling like he knows what's going on
>steph clapping slowly
>JBL: BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON MAGGLE WHOSE GODDAMN SIDE?
>Byron: ROMAN HAS HAD ENOUGH, ENOUGH
>he pedigrees HHH
How hard would you mark out?
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>>1148368
Poorly booked. He was cheered when he won after beating the shit out of Haitch after TLC but after that he lost momentum and went back to being the smug tater tots he always was instead of being a killing machine.
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>>1148453
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>>1148455
HHH is horrible when he's not being carried
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>>1148481
bullshit desu wouldnt mark
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I remember as a kid seeing NWO getting piles of trash thrown at them when they showed up
kinda surprised thishasn't happened to reigns yet to be honest
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>>1148487
He also got cheered in Philly, but then a few months later got booed cause the writing team is clueless
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>>1148512
people today are soft, you get ejected for cursing or flipping the bird
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I can't tell you how not-hype I am right now.
Where are you from comfy lads? /sydney/ here.
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ROMAN
ROMAN
ROMAN
ROMAN
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>>1148564
Just ate and relaxing
/bolivia/ here
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>>1148327
My mexican granny is,,
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CAN THEY JUST END THIS POINTLESS MATCH ALREADY
>Main event of the biggest WM of all time
So pathetic my man.
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