PRE-MANIA HYPE EDITION
>Roman Reigns wins the title
>next Raw
>"So my man, this is real life..."
>"I'm a fighting champion and I dare anyone in that locker room to get speared"
>this music hits
>https://youtu.be/-cZ7ndjhhps
>yfw
first for seth
>#2016
when the fuck does mania start?????????????????????????? pre show and all.............................
>>1132317
6 if you live in Central Time I believe
>>1132317
3 bongs til pre-show
What are you guys eating for your #maniameal?
I'm making a couple of homemade calzones, and then some m&m cookies for desert.
And yourselves?
>>1132310
>Roman Reigns wins the title
>next Raw
>"So my man, this is real life..."
>"I'm a fighting champion and I dare anyone in that locker room to get speared"
>this music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3st1dG4UY
The reason why LoN is involved and why the tag match is not a title match is because Conor Mcgregor will be involved, he had a worked shoot twitter beef against Sheamus 2 years ago
>>1132310
>It's quite hot in Dallas tonight
>You want some Roman, come git sum
based fucking roman mang
>>1132305
Well we were aiming for 2000 but 2016 is a nice consolation prize.
Is this the only good wrestler Britain ever produced?
>Roman Reigns wins the title
>next Raw
>"So my man, this is real life..."
>"I'm a fighting champion and I dare anyone in that locker room to get speared"
>this music hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph4yt_SNqUQ
>>1132338
18+
michael hayes is a fuckin legend lmfao
>>1132332
>Kevin Owens in the kitchen
>mfw that was the best HOF
>mfw this will be the best wrestlemania
>These new gay guys they're brothers they love each other they take care of each other.
>>1132352
fuck off blissfag
Anyone know if you will be able to take title belts into the stadium?
>>1132352
Hello Sasho
>>1132367
Don't do it, you'll just look autistic
>NEW
>GAY
>ROCKS
>NEW
>GAY
>ROCKS
Can't wait for this to be the new chant.
/Becky'sArmPits/ report in
Are you fags ready for the greatest WM in history
IT'S CURRENT THREAD
>>1132367
Sure, just make sure that you're accompanied by your parent / guardian / retard wrangler
Ruin the show with one more last minute injury.
>>1132363
MEME
MAGIC
who >hungover and about to start drinking again here
>>1132382
Chris Jericho tearing his quad
>>1132382
sting or jericho/aj gets injured
>>1132385
Straight edge here
I don't drink
>>1132382
Big Sexy tearing his quad as he interferes in the HHH-RR match
>>1132376
>implying austin is dumb enough to get booed in his hometown
kek
>mfw cena comes out with cesaro to help ramen
NWO 2.0 lads
Is Sting gonna fight Taker
>>1132397
>cena
>randy
>cesaro
>roman
god tier stable
I'll be the first to decl-deglare at the Wrestlemania...
Stream where?
>>1132385
>Drinking
>Actually engaging in degeneracy acts in 2016
Kys
>>1132382
Triple H is injured and Wrestlemania becomes a last minute tournament ala WM 4
>>1132400
Nah. It's going to be one of those things that should have happened but never will
>tfw Charlotte is about to loose the belt to some mutt
Sad lads
>>1132403
DUDE 2014 PROMOS LMAO
>>1132405
Wwe network
>>1132376
If this shit happens, then legit, I'm done with this company and its shitty booking
>>1132375
we run this shit
>>1132416
See ya tomorrow tonight on RAW, emofag
>>1132401
i know
>tfw first day of my internship tomorrow.
fucking anxious.
also hype as fuck for the Mania.
so tomorrow is going to be a weird as fuck day.
also how drunk was dean during the HOF red carpet?
>>1132401
put in seth and new day along with rusev and harper
>>1132373
Well that's unfortunate because you'll probably be waiting forever.
>>1132385
>2016
>DOOD ALCOHOL
This world is so shit that we need to take drugs and drink something that is bad to have fun
>“Vince (McMahon) got his checkbook out and he’s writing more checks,” Lesnar said of his increased work load. “But I have a limit and we’re at that limit right now.”
>“This is a job and I’m not caught up into it like maybe I’m supposed to be,” he said. “I approach this as, I’m a skilled worker. I clock in, I clock out. People pay to watch me and, by chance, I guess they find me entertaining. … When I look back and what I’m proud of is the money in my bank account.”
Brock hates us
>>1132428
>tfw Cesaro, HarpGOAT and Rusev will never form a stable
>>1132401
> wasting Cesaro with those shitters
>>1132432
Roman says the same thing and he gets scorned
>>1132406
square
>Shane O mac vs Taker promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWq3_TMHVOU&feature=youtu.be
>>1132323
>eating
>>1132413
It's fair, considering Reigns is still relying on a 2012 gimmick to be over
>>1132352
heIIo rato
>>1132436
It's almost like Brock is superior to Roman or something
>>1132432
based brock not taking shit from the man
>>1132392
>sting
Anon...
>>1132385
Alcohol is for degenerates.
Why does this piece of shit stage look exactly like WM 29 and 31?
Can we get a fucking unique set design for Mania?
>>1132323
Going basic with chips, salsa and guac dip
>>1132375
I hope her attire tonight shows off the pits
>>1132451
Shut the fuck up Ziggy. Go fuck yourself.
>>1132435
kill yourself FAGGOT
Will the show be held during daylight?
>>1132439
>all that blood
This isn't PG
>>1132412
i hope she loses ric too
>>1132461
It's in an arena
>>1132461
It'll start during the daylight, End during the night like always
>>1132432
There is literally nothing wrong with this mindset
>>1132465
With a huge glass roof
>>1132436
Reigns is meant to be a likable babyface, face of the company etc, also everything he has has been handed to him due to his family connections and his prettyboi looks.
Brock can say what he likes because he IS the biggest draw in wrestling right now. He can dictate terms because he's that good and has come to this point in his career. You can't compare the two.
>>1132464
>Ric turning on her to ally with Sasha
I would actually be ok with this
>>1132465
>>1132466
ok thanks
>Dont really get hype for wrastling any more
>Dont really enjoy watching it
my mate is picking me up in an hour or so, to watch god knows how long of a show
Been doing it a few years now. Im so tired, and so uninterested in the idea of it.
>He's bought Pizza, "my favourite doritios", and 15 pack of beer.
dont have the heart to not turn up desu, he obviously still has love for it, even if I cant identify with it any more
>>1132376
I could understand Rock doing this, because muh family and shit, but why would Austin do it?
>getting booed in his hometown
Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. Have this feeling that the horsewomen are going to cry and hug after Sasha wins. Ugh. Other than that I'm pretty hyped to Lana's gear, her superkicking Paige and Ric Flair's jacket.
Also, I hope AJ busts out the Spiral Tap.
>>1132483
because he still needs to make up for the heat he didnt get in 2001
>>1132407
He said ruin, not save.
>>1132323
going to burger king and try those new hotdogs. Maybe buy some beer too, but I am still pretty hungover
>>1132481
You're a shitty fucking friend. Even if you think you don't like wrestling, I would kill to have someone at LEAST watch it with me let alone buy pizza,Doritos and beer.
Seriously, fuck you
Is tonight the night?
what are the odds old man flair gets beaten up tonight
Shawn Michaels throws dirt at Roman causing Trips to win, Hulk Hogan comes out and cradles RR, HHH offers up a championship match to the old timer Hogan accepts and beats HHH in 20 seconds, gives the belt to Roman crowd cheers, Vince furiously masturbates, smarks worldwide kill themselves.
>>1132432
Based brock saying what is most important in life
>>1132490
I'll be your WWE friend
>wwe youtube channel literally SPAMMED with sasha banks shit videos
holy fuck fuck off, we already know shes winning with snoop's induction. fuck
>>1132460
I love how all of the best RKOs are everybody BUT Randy doing all the work
>>1132486
Of course they'll cry, and Stephanie will come down with flowers for them and they'll all make love in the ring
>>1132491
i don't think he needs to change his attire desu, just stay with darker colors like blue or something and he'll be good.
>>1132491
is that buff bagwell?
>tfw no buff bagwell in wwe
fuck you, everyone involved in WCW in WWE
>>1132491
He'll be there to pass the torch to based Ramen
>>1132385
ye
wish I was dead
baron corbin and tommy dreamer are rumoured to be in the armbar tonight
any good quality streams for a non us citizen?
>>1132513
wish I could muster up a single shit to give
I'm glad Meltzer doesn't have any major scoops for this
>TFW i have to call in sick due to mania ending at the same time my workday starts
>>1132513
>they have so little uninjured wrestlers they need tommy dreamer
kek
>>1132513
>borebin
>just memer
no thanks
So, im kinda new to watching WWE. Whats the difference between the US championship and the intercontinental one?
>>1132499
>upset his waifu is a jobber
>>1132491
Is that Scotty 2 Hotty?
>>1132490
I'll let him have one of me beers
>>1132305
Random thought I think it would be cool if Nakamura and Randy Orton where to have a feud over the Intercontinental Championship
>>1132522
Both are irrelevant titles; A.K.A Trash.
>>1132522
US is for jobbers, IC for slightly more credible jobbers
>>1132513
Literally just fuck my mania up senpai.
I was born in 92 so I grew up watching wrestling in the attitude era but I have watched old wrestling as well. My grandfather used to tell me stories about dick the bruiser and all the ol school legends. I love wrestling period.
Imagine this... Undertaker and shane is having a great match at hell in a cell ,taker performs a last ridea on shane through cell ready to pin him then light goes out and sting appears with his bat , hits taker and disappear shane pins taker nd take control of monday night raw , on the other hand taker vs sting is on , a win win situation for fans
>>1132514
network is literally free dude
but whatever, here are some decent strems
taima dot tv slash wooo
same same same woooalt
Samamamamamam sc
Ijdjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjd scdos
>>1132522
absolutely none
>>1132522
Geographically? Or the importance?
Both are shit concerning the latter.
MFW this music hits tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lri-eMmbE
>>1132522
why would anyone who isnt in single digits age start watching WWE?
Ive got nothing left, except nostalgia
>>1132305
Serious question guys but what do you guys have to eat in this 6 hour WM?
I have Doritos and Pringles but need more stuff dudes.
>>1132541
because roman is a draw
>>1132533
You'd enjoy Cornette's podcast. As much as he entertains me he fucking always finds a way to steer towards the old territories. We get Jim, it used to be better.
>He's going to sit through mania sober
>>1132538
aka how to ruin the """"new""" women's division before it even gets started
>>1132460
GOD
That tag team was so based....then Cesaro got injured
>>1132542
I've got a family sized bag of cheetos and some koolaid
>the most hyped match is the IC title match
>>1132538
i really like her theme desu
>>1132548
Don't talk about BootyQueen like that you whore
I hope Steph is in HHH's corner.
>>1132538
she'll come out for a hug and a cry with the other horsies
>>1132547
>he is going to watch mania and not play vidya while watching it.
>>1132549
randy got injured first
>tfw watching mania by myself for the first time
>>1132556
>implying she won't fuck Roman when he wins
>>1132556
I hear Macho Man was in her corners.
>>1132559
What are you playing famalam?
>>1132538
Wish she had some dancing skills other than awkward head bob
>>1132542
Fruit Salad and Frozen Yogurt
>>1132323
On the fence on driving to the store before it closes and get some sprite and nachos
>>1132556
[unintelligible screaming intensifies]
>>1132562
i can be your fuckbuddy tonight senpai
Have these two fucked?
>>1132562
here 4 u senpai
>>1132566
anything this POS laptop can run.
so minesweeper, minecraft or heartstone.
maybe adventure quest.
>>1132542
My roommates are all in on the walking dead so we're grilling and shit. I'm just choosing to watch my preferred horseshit.
>>1132562
Don't worry friend, you have us and memes to keep you company.
>>1132305
First time watching WM live. When does the pre-mania start?
>>1132562
We here together famm
>>1132572
I doubt so since he is her father you sick fuck
How many bongs until kickoff?
>>1132572
Yes. It would be like capturing a bit of his own youthful form one more time.
>still no Limp Bizkit Bikertaker entrance
>>1132576
There's tons of games on Steam that any low-end laptop from 2013 onward can run.
Try Gothic, Dungeon Siege, Retro City Rampage, Stardew Valley (fuck you, farming is comfy), etc.
>>1132542
I'm not eating anything most likely desu. Just going to fill a couple flasks with tea.
>>1132581
2h and 15 minutes to go.
Quick, post your best Bayley photos.
>>1132590
>No Lemmy live HHH entrance
>>1132584
>I'm so poor I can't afford to look up a free timezone converter for 4pm central
>>1132545
What does Cornette think of NXT? I'd imagine he'd really fucking dig it, it's booked EXACTLY like an old skool wrestling promotion.
>>1132597
>implying Haitch won't raise him from the dead
>>1132597
Why you gotta me sad bruh?
Besides WWE network, what's another streaming service?
>>1132562
>mom gets home from work about an hour into the show
>she'll probably watch sporadically
Does this count as being alone?
>>1132595
only one I have only one I need fammalam
>>1132591
>Stardew Valley (fuck you, farming is comfy)
You're not on /v/ senpai, nobody is going to shit on you for liking vidya here.
>>1132541
There are a lot of very talented guys.
If you don't sit down for three fucking hours a week for Raw, and just skip through it in the space of 30 minutes to those talented guys you enjoy, it's not bad.
>>1132595
>>1132591
sure there are games out there i can run, but do i want to play those games is a whole different thing.
also, i kinda want to keep some focus on the whole mania thing.
>>1132603
Netflix, hulu, crackle
>>1132605
>>1132599
Funny you mention that. It's the only thing that WWE is doing that he thinks is worth a shit. Besides a few main card guys.
>>1132415
Good one.
>>1132576
>maybe adventure quest.
OG Adventure Quest?
Holy fuck the nostalgia
>>1132416
>not realizing this will happen and be illustrated with hilarious boos
>not watching glorious Post-Mania Raw
>>1132605
god you can practically see her asshole
>>1132618
I'm looking forward to Raw more than Mania.
>>1132615
hell yeah OG adventure Quest.
10 years in the game son.
>>1132613
Thought so. Whenever I defend/explain NXT, I find myself sounding exactly like Corny, going on about how "if you stick to the basics and book a wrestling show, it works", etc. Except unlike him I don't think that's the end all to all wrestling. People act like NXT is all smark pandering, when it's really not. It's a straight down the middle, old skool wrestling show, with some top guys being shorter than on the main WWE roster, but that is about as smarky as it gets.
So if I sign up for the free month of the Network today I can watch Mania for free?
My longtime friend who always buys the PPV is away overseas on business but I'm looking to watch it still.
US here.
>>1132605
>yfw haitch's entrance tonight is a montage of all his theme music through the years
>starts with blue blood
>transitions into break it down
>then the game, my time and line in the sand
>ends with king of kings
would /wwe/ mark?
>>1132624
Yeah senpai
>>1132621
We can only hope it's like that international crowd from a few years ago. Hijacked the whole show with chants and you could almost hear Vince screaming into Cole's headset.
Do you need a credit card to sign up for the Network?
>>1132562
Better than going to a sports bar by yourself to watch it
>>1132637
Paypal or MBNET
>>1132637
yes senpai
>>1132637
If you live outside the US, yes. Otherwise you can get prepaid cards from walmart or other such places.
>>1132632
Come on Haitch. It was funny in the moment.
Hey, can I get a stream please
>>1132637
>he doesn't have a credit card
jesus christ. Don't tell me you're a neet with no income
Will Roman have a cool entrance, or will he just do his usual walking through the crowd gimmick
>>1132648
non-americuck here
i need a stream too
>>1132653
He doesn't walk through the crowd anymore because of security issues and the time he takes to prep his ring entrance.
He's the challenger, he doesn't need a flashy entrance.
>>1132653
He has been coming down the ramp just like everyone else for a couple weeks now
If you need a stream for tonight
>>1132538
Wow this theme is terrible, if they got rid of the vocals it would sound like the generic music that plays in the background of faggot youtubers
I wonder if Izzy will cringe at how much of a mark she was when she's older.
WrestleMania 30 was the first not headlined by John Cena, Triple H or Undertaker since WrestleMania 19.
>>1132652
i just don't want the gubmint stealing my face
BASED ROMAN LETS FUCKING GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvf2XQeTqRY
>>1132632
Edgy
I'm watching The Walking Dead instead to be quite honest
>>1132665
i kind hope she becomes a wrestler.
like, Bayley could hook her up right now, and they could grow her to be the most badass diva of all time if she like, starts training at such young age.
>>1132665
Probably. I know I do and I wasn't half as autistic as her.
I'm gonna torrent this in the morning. Hyped for the epic heat for Reigns.
>>1132674
You know the walking dead is fake right?
>>1132665
I thought she was terminally ill. In any case, she's a potato and potatoes feel no shame.
>>1132674
>2016
>still watching the walking pleb
>>1132665
Yfw Izzy is now a Sasha mark
>>1132665
She's opening up /wwe/ to shitpost about how great Bayley is
>>1132323
Kebab now, snacking later with the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCzbPJrLPEU
haitch with the heat.
>>1132363
>Vince gets called racist for putting all the black guys in one stable
>turns out they're actually bros
Wew
>>1132665
someone shoop 4chinz /wwe/ back there tbch
>Dolph Ziggler has never had a one-on-one match at WrestleMania.
I haven't watched raw in like two months. How's mania looking buildup wise?
>>1132701
Worst in years
>>1132701
just realized hes not even in a mania match this year KEK
The idiots here that think Roman is going to be completely booed are just that, idiots. Let's not pretend that roman hasn't been getting cheered. It'll be John Cena like.
>>1132698
New Day was put together by New Day, Vince just gave them the initial preacher gimmick
>>1132704
Smarks paid tickets just to boo Roman
Roman alone has built a salt mine of smark tears and the dam will break once he wins
>>1132700
>ryder has been in a mania main event
>kalistolet was in a singles match
>miz main evented
ziggshit btfo
53 bings yeh?
>>1132696
Based Trips
>>1132665
I can totally see her becoming a wrestler but I'm sure she'll only be a Blue Pant-tier talent.
My greatest hope is her pulling an AJ Lee and marrying the Jobber that Bayley's currently dating.
>tfw still at work
>>1132696
based, he's probably convincing vince to let him win rn kek
>>1132704
Shit nigga you're clasping at straws.
JR
>I don't have any problem with Reigns and Hunter as long as by the end of the night, Reigns is a heel
>if Reigns is a face, it's piss-poor booking
>>1132722
Reigns won't be a Heel at the end of tonight.
Tomorrow night is a different story.
How much time left till it starts?
>>1132722
>reigns turning heel
>ever
fuck this company
>>1132323
Got some friends coming over, had the wife make some hummus and we have crackers, carrorts, and celery to go with. I am making dough for some homemade garlic knots that I will refrigerate until an hour or so in. Beer and bourbon are also on the menu.
When does the pre show start
Is there any site that could stream it to mobile?
Chances of ISIS bombing the event?
>>1132727
this pls, i need to take a little nap, can u tell me how long til the prelims?
>WWE always hammers home the start time for retards
>every single PPV half the threads is people asking what time it starts
LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER
>>1132732
Around 2 hours
>>1132439
OK you got me Hype.
>>1132716
>tfw won't get home til 20 minutes into the show
>>1132738
>JR, Austin and tons of other legends say Reigns has to turn heel
>i-it's just the s-smarks
>>1132741
READY TO RUN
>>1132704
At raw that would be fair to expect, but at mania only the biggest, most obsessed fans shell out to get tickets, and they're the ones that hate reigns.
>>1132733
Aside from the Network? Could always try the one anon's livestream whenever that gets posted.
>>1132704
Wrestlemania is 95% smarks
>>1132738
The smarks won't leave and you know it, they're all in too deep to quit now.
>>1132738
Wrong on both accounts. Wanna try again?
>>1132745
The same people who said Cena has to turn heel
>>1132756
citation needed
>>1132762
Never said they were. You're still wrong, though.
One last shot, little guy?
>>1132756
Austin has said numerous times that heel Cena doesn't sell
>>1132765
kek
>>1132519
>TFW mania coincides with the start of my two weeks holidays from work
>>1132765
>You're wrong because I said so
What is your snack game looking like for tonight /wwe/?
>>1132772
You're a feed me moron, Anon.
>>1132528
Don't think Randy would take to be kneed in the head for two months bruv, would certainly elevate the title though.
>>1132491
He looks great here. I'd love a Hollywood John Cena.
>>1132777
are you talking shit about Ryback, motherfucker?
>>1132777
>You're a feed me moron, Anon.
>>1132775
I got half a pizza hut pizza and some leftover easter candy.
>>1132775
probably gonna order some wings desu i need to gain more weight so i can lose it, look really frail rn
>>1132775
Water
>>1132775
Got good pizza from the local place, pringles, bacon crisps, chocolate orange biscuits
>>1132775
Pizza
Conor McGregor followed Triple H and Stephanie McMahon on Twitter
WHATS HAPENIN
>>1132775
Water
>>1132491
No and it's not the right time either
What face is over enough to go against heel Cena? Reigns? kek
>>1132775
Fruit Salad and Frozen Yogurt
>tfw finally found good list of wrestlemania row interviews and have something to listen to before the show starts
>>1132542
1 kg chicken wings
king size pick n mix
share bag kettle chips
family bag of peanuts
4 hop house 13 beers
1 75cl old samuel whiskey
gonna be a good night lads
>>1132795
muh dean
Tfw microwavable lasagna and cola for WM food
>>1132802
not with the way WWE book him against anyone in the main event
>>1132775
Rice cakes and honey nut Cheerios. Tacos if I'm hungry enough.
>>1132775
Crispy Sourcream & Onion chips accompanied with delicious Sweet Chili dip and refreshing, cold water.
Ate a pizza earlier in the afternoon.
>>1132542
Eating wings before the event.
downing a 6 pack during the event to keep me full.
What are the chances of a Authority sweep tonight?
Anyone else betting tonight? It's an accumulator so highly unlikely to come through but I'll win €260 if it does. Also have €2 on Conor McGregor to make an appearance thanks to the twitter rumours.
>>1132811
>summer cut
>in april
you should be 6-8 weeks in already dude. Unless you're cutting like 5lbs
>>1132814
0%
they have one match and it's against Reigns
>Trips vs reigns
>Trips about to hit pedigree
>Suddenly music hits
>B-B-B-BULLET CLUB 4 LYFE
>out comes Finn, Karl Anderson, Doc Gallows
>Beat the shit out of Trips
>spear 123
Would you mark
>>1132817
>tfw washington
illegal to bet here, i was gonna bet a hundred bucks on holly fucking bullshit lad
>>1132793
I just love the fact that almost every single draw in UFC is a mark, rumour has it that McGregor is even open to a pro-wrestling career after MMA. Dana must be pretty mad.
I cannot wait, guys. Just hope Shane doesn't kill himself.
>>1132822
>Vince against Shane
>HHH against Roman
>>1132827
yeah I love that fact plus a lot of wrestlers follow MMA or at least watch the PPVs
>>1132827
He'd be the best heel since Hollywood Hogan.
Who shoot excited for Mania?
>>1132817
>zack ryder
why ruin the bet like that
>>1132775
Having a big-ass comfy late-night sunday roasty beforehand so probably nothing desu because ill be full as fuck
got dank beverages on hand tho
>>1132823
Why would Boolit Club help Roman?
If anything they'd show up to take out Cool Dad
>>1132830
Undertaker is wrestling Shane
>>1132827
Who needs an 8 stone manlet? Heath Slater would kick the fuck out of him anyway
how long for the pre-show?
How many bongs?
>>1132838
He's the favorite to win currently for some reason.
I guess a lot of retards are just betting on him because of that.
>>1132841
He's still working as Vince's lackey
>>1132834
No i'm working an angle where I pretend to be excited
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.[Dismiss]
Who's applying to make this board great again?
>>1132850
I do.
>>1132845
1 bong 20 bings until preshow
>>1132848
Nah he's defending his legacy or something now
>>1132853
Thanks lad
>>1132838
Fuuuuck, I meant to get him out of there before I put it through. I didn't want to bet on the Battle Royale or Ladder match as they're always unpredictable. I'll just redo the bet without it, its only a few euros.
who /resubscribeandthenimmediatelycancel/ here?
how many hours left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsWzMJrQ1ro
Bray sounding really natural for once, I hear the similarity to Bo now
Who /notwatchingWMliveandwillwatchittomorrowwithnoads/ here?
>>1132819
>He cant cut 5lbs in a week
>>1132872
holy fucking shit does this really need to be asked every five seconds
Reminder that CM Punk going to UFC is a long work.
CM Punk is in Dallas, and is returning to help HHH retain the WWE title just when people think he is going to help Roman.
HHH, CM Punk, Finn Balor, vs The Roman Empire
>>1132872
1 hour 15 min until pre show
3 hour 15 min until main show
Im so torn right now, I want to watch Wrestlemania live but Thr Walking Dead finale is on at the same time.
What do?
>>1132866
right here senpai
>>1132819
>he can't cut 10lbs in a week
>>1132885
>not supporting dean
disgrace to your gimmick
>>1132880
>yfw they actually make Finn Borelor, Festus and Anderson the lackeys of Roman Empire
>https://countingdownto.com/countdown/wrestlemania-32-countdown-clock
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>>1132879
how many hours left?
>>1132885
kys
>>1132892
how many hours?
>>1132885
kys
>post yfw Trips disobeys Vince and pins Reigns anyway
>>1132893
kek
Since when did Brock fucking Lesnar become so popular? Last i checked, he was universally hated and not in the good way.
>>1132890
He's not even really a fan of Dean; just some Jasethy mark trying to accomplish God knows what.
>>1132892
>not countdown to preshow
Casual scum
>>1132898
Haitch Club W W @?
>>1132898
>>1132874
I really liked that interview
>For Lem.... Official Motörhead #WrestleMania
HE'S FUCKING GOING OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SOYlunc88
we're gonna hear this tonight, aren't we /wwe/?
>>1132919
based big dave told wwe to fuck off already
>>1132917
Based Haitch
>>1132542
beer, zubrowka, chips and pasta with pesto
>>1132874
>you'll never chill with sam and katie and interview your favourite superstars
>>1132925
How are you today my fellow pole
how many bings and bongs lads?
>>1132933
starts at 9 am JST
>>1132933
>tfw essay due tomorrow and i'm staying up
>>1132936
>tfw essay due tomorrow and this is my third consecutive night staying up
help
>>1132936
same bro
>200 word essay due for the 11th and Wrestlemania is tonight
how the fuck can they do this bros?
https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/716617354294071296
he's gonna show up for shane vs taker
shanve vs taker will have more guests than hhh vs sting in wm31
>>1132943
What the fuck? You should seriously consider filing a complaint.
>a month ago request leave for monday and tuesday to watch mania and raw
>denied
enjoy it for me lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPtMMa9J_G0
>bayley's legs in this video
>>1132951
>tfw your boss turns heel
>>1132948
I already did but it's 60% of my final grade
I mean what the fuck bros?!?!
>>1132947
I will be marking out until next Mania
>mfw he german suplexs shane through a glass window again
Best theme in wwe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCoMMR8Jzm4
YOU
KNOW
IT
>>1132953
>AJ risking a broken neck this close to Mania
Bayley is so fuckin hot tho
>>1132943
200 words? Lol. Even if it's 2000, that's nothing. You can bang those out in a few hours.
>>1132953
>AJ
based
>>1132958
>I'm a fat guy: the song
no
>>1132961
>mfw Vince sees how not over Zayn is on raw and changes it so Ryder wins
Please happen.
Also this theme is much better than his real one, but without the intro.
>>1132874
Bray is a qt
>>1132953
Can someone make a gif or webm of AJ falling?
YOU
>>1132969
That theme is infinitely better than the one he actually uses.
YOU KNOW IT
>>1132966
>falling for the oldest b8 in history
>>1132961
This version of his theme is so much better.
>>1132936
Holy shit me too.
Is it worth it, lads?
>tfw in bed conflicting between preparing a big meal for the show or get done with my essay and go to sleep
>yfw aj does the spiral tap from the video screen
>>1132980
18+
>>1132977
Damn, Michelle still looks good
>>1132977
Did they?
>rumors that he's in the battle royale
>>1132989
I WILL BELIEVE YOUR EVERY WORD JUST TELL ME SO
>>1132977
remibds me of that benoit and batista pic kek
>>1132994
Who?
h
o
?
>>1132999
I STARE INTO THE MIRROR
I LIKE THE THINGS I SEE
>>1132994
Fucking christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8M149EcVZw
>going to wrestlemania with your mom
alright which one of you is this?
>>1132977
JUST
>>1132974
>>1133001
The Lone Wolf
Baron Corbin
>He's not cheering for Zack Ryder
>He wants Kevin Owens to win
>>1133007
My nigga
>>1133009
>He still marks out for 2011 memes
GONNA DRINK SOME BEER TONIGHT YEAH
GONNA GET SOME GIRLS I LIKE
>>1133009
>>1133007
Just imagine if that happens to ramen
Ladder match is being slept on big time
>>1133014
I LIKE THE THINGS I SEE
>>1133021
YOU KNOW IT
>>1133021
Only good wrestlers in it are Owens and Zayn. Would have been good with Neville.
How did ryder end up on the card even?
>>1132977
who is this woman?
>>1133009
>JUST Ryder
>>1133013
>marks for fat fucks
>>1133025
>muh indie darlings
My man if you can't even appreciate the Miz just spear yourself.
>>1133019
Because most of these guys have been in enough multiman ladder matches that there won't really br any unique spots to make it interesting.
Expect
>another powerbomb onto a ladder
>a superkick or zig zag from ziggler
>le jump from the top rope onto the ladder and knock guy over spot
>le everyones down and the crowd chants this is awesome spot
>le jump from the top rope with ladder or onto ladder with everyone else underneath it so everyones out spot
>le finisher spam onto ladders spot
>le slowly climb while everyones out cold until a guy gets up spot
and so on
>>1132961
yfw Zack does a Rough Ryder off the top of the ladder
>>1133005
>not taking the woman who brought you into this world to see Roman Reigns
What a shit son
>>1133026
>"JERICHO I THINK I BROKE MY ANKLE"
and the rest is history
>>1133027
Michelle McCool, Taker's wife
>>1133027
The woman who invented the Styles Clash
>>1133026
Vince is just ribbing him again, he isn't on the card
>>1132519
Theres a guy at my work who always just takes the day after big PPV's off. I'm still too arkward to talk to him about wrestling.
>>1133044
She's a gay man?
>MFW Zack Ryder figuratively STEALS THE SHOW
Thoughts on Cena winning the Andre Royale with cheese?
Shane's custom Jumpmans
>>1133054
BIG
>>1133054
It's possible he could end up as a surprise entrant.
I would mark out, although the match would be a bore until the final 2 since if he entered he's obviously winning it
>>1133053
>zack ryder is too poor to get the network and goes to a tamia stream
>mfw zack ryder literally steal the show
>>1132994
how can he fix his belly button?
>>1133065
KEK
>>1132880
>Dana White actually helping WWE to get more exposure and money
come on
>mfw literally resubbed today
>cancelled straight away
>still get wrestlemania and payback
>>1133058
>XXXs
>not for WM XXX
>>1133058
Why does he have three shoes. Is he gonna wear one on his dick or some shit
>>1133071
JAHN
>>1133071
JAHN
>>1133067
I watched the ziggler movie by WWE that came out recently. There is a scene where rusev holds ziggler at gunpoint, ziggler superkicks him and runs away, it cuts to Lana, and she says "Now that's a real man".
Full cuck tbqh
>>1133079
>why does he have three shoes
For his feet?
It's literally happening, broskis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDOEBuPupzU
WWE is preparing footage of the winner just like they're doing with Sasha.
>>1133079
Weapon to finish off Taker
>>1133088
Vince probably noticed he's fine as fuck now that he is with Emma
>>1133017
>Rated X Superstar
>>1133088
>post yfw Zack gets a jobber entrance
>"WE'RE READY FOR THE IC TITLE LADDER MATCH, ZACK RYDER IS ALREADY IN THE RING"
>>1133088
They did the same thing for Deanetty last year and he got powerbombed through a ladder
>>1133088
Grade A beard
>there are people on this planet RIGHT NOW who think owens should win the ladder match
>>1133102
Tbh it's either him or ryder
Zayn winning now would be weak
>>1132994
>>1133017
I EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS
>>1133103
Why? He just lost
>>1132994
>out of shape
>stretch marks
>balding
>baby face
>terrible facial hair genetics
But MUUUUUH SIZE
>>1133103
I could see them giving it to ziggler because they think smarks still love him.
>>1133017
Roman doesn't do the crowd entrance anymore
>>1133104
>>1133106
classic
>>1133088
they've done these kind of videos for people who lose before
>>1133103
>ryder
>>1133107
because his character is an underdog so winning the title at the first opportunity doesn't help him
>>1133088
No it isn't. Everyone is getting their little videos today. Even jobber Emma got one.
>19 men in the ring for the battle royale
>stadium goes dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
Would /wwe/ mark?
>>1133096
Not happening. Maybe if he didnt stand tall like twice in the past 2 weeks, but its obvious Ryder is the gimmick of this match
Zayn/Owens don't need a belt if they're having a feud after this, and if Owens doesn't lose in a 7 man shenanigans match when would he? He's had unnaturally solid booking this far and it would be a shame to mess him up.
>Sasha is ugly as sin
>WWE are going to push her anyway
This is unprecedented.
How many hours left until the Pre-show?
>>1133130
half
>>1133122
It would be a pretty decent curve ball. Like its completly unexpected but then in hindsight everyone will feel it makes sense.
>>1133130
30 minutes
>>1133130
Started 30 minutes ago.
>>1133133
desu besides Wyatt it's not like there's really anyone else who could benefit from winning that thing right now
>>1133129
Snoops in the building, she's going over.
A shame, she's the most overrated garbage since AJ Lee, and it's funny, they both work the smarks the exact same way with the fake nerd shit.
>>1133130
30 bings
>>1133137
Starts in 30.
>>1133102
It's not a question of should cause it's happening.
>Nakamuras theme is called "The Rising Sun"
>Social Outcasts theme is called "Rising sun"
Guess which stable he'll be joining on the main roster :^)