NXT TAKEOVER: DALLAS

GO SMILING BLACK GUY

Can someone explain the getting the network for free method?

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how hot will bayley look tonight bros?

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>>1120886
Kek that card looks like shit who cares
>mfw people actually unironically watch this garbage

>>1120935
>le anti smark meme
ebin ;D

>>1120935
hehe ebin my friend :DDD can't wait for the roman empire to rule xD

"This Nakamura kid is pretty good." - Cole

"Welcome to the BIG LEAGUES, KID!" - JBL.

Thank the wrestling gods those two do not call the matches on NXT.

>>1120886

More hype for this than wrestlemania 2bh

Zayn/Nakamura and the three title matches will be betterh than anything on Sunday

Hyped for all but Samson vs Crews and tag championship match...

I don't understand the hype around American Alpha

>>1120935
No based Ryback ebin, so of course ;D

sami seems like a cool guy, but im not really into him atm. i really liked shinsuke vs aj at wk though, so it should be good. more excited for joe vs finn desu.

will the not so much bullet club debut?

Are the names the April fool's joke?

>>1121093
Bruh

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About a couple hours away from Fort Worth. Hyped AF!

First for Asuka a cute

>>1121094
Last year was better

>>1120895
Sign up and cancel befor the end of the month when the subscription kicks in. That's all you have to do.

HOW MANY BONGS?

>>1121141
7

>>1121141
8 and 13 bings

>>1120923
Very. Asuka's gonna scramble her face so hard she'll look pretty. Like that spongebob ep.

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Can't wait

>Sami Zayn makes his entrance and waits in the ring
>Everybody waiting with baited breath for Shinsuke Nakamura to make his first appearance on a WWE show
>His music starts playing, name appears on screen
>Crowd pops loud enough to blow the roof off the place
>Music suddenly cuts out
>Kevin Owens comes out instead
>"APRIL FOOLS, BITCH!"
>Zayn/Owens beat the fuck out of eachother
>Both of them end up too hurt to appear at Wrestlemania
>Nakamura suddenly appears at Mania, filling a vacant slot in the IC title match and wins it
>Then he spends the rest of his career having a billion matches with Ziggler and going nowhere
>Eventually, one of Reigns/Ryback/Sheamus injures Nakamura badly and forces him into retirement
>Smarks bitch about it for a bit but keep watching anyway

>event starts
>no name roadie gets sent down to the ring
>he holds up a sign saying "there is no take over, april fools"
How pissed off would you be?

sorry for the newness but do you guys usually do streams of these things? I don't wanna give WWE my sheckles

>>1121314
I would complain on the internet for a couple minutes then play video games

>>1121314
2/10
but bayley would still be there 11/10 if i would get a hug.

>>1121315
We don't. You'll probably need to find your own or hope a nice anon tells you one.

>>1120886
Who do you think will open the show? I bet it's AA vs Corbin

>>1121315
Just sign up for the network then cancel before the end of April

>>1121315
Here: http://watchwrestling.uno

Now you'd better suck my cock as a proper way of thanking me.

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>>1121330
I don't think that offer is available in canada because my tv service provider doesn't say anything about it on the section of their website where you buy the network

>>1121332
thanks bae

>>1121327
You're correct

>>1121315
Yes

What will Nakamura's entrance theme be?
>tfw it'll probably be some generic shit CFO$ made while taking a piss

>>1121351
He's already said he really likes his music so we'll just have to wait and see

CFO$'s Asuka theme is really good

>>1121351
It'll be guitar riffs

>>1121351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtKJ3CtmXOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqLppdKB0VE

They can make good themes, on occasion. Hopefully they put effort into Nakamura's.

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Merch

When does this start in bong time?

>>1121365
3am

>>1121364
Nakamura is complete shit. the American Alpha is quite nice

>>1121364

>shit
>shit
>would wear

>>1121364
>FISTS

Why aren't people criticising the shit build for tonight's Takeover?

>>1121444
Because the build wasn't shit.

>>1121444
Because the build has been good.

Why the fuck is it at 3:00AM?! It was bad enough at 1:00AM!

>>1121444
The build was fine

>>1120886
HOW MANY BONGS?

>>1121482

It's not til 3am? seriously?

>>1121490
5 and a half

>>1121444
At worst, it was just boring.

>>1121490
About 5 until pre-show, 5 & 1/2 until main show

>>1121482
It's at 4 am here in Norway. You bongs have it easy

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>>1121490
>>1121492
>>1121496
>>1121497
Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>1121444
Vince you need to concern yourself with the main roster

I have sky high expectations for Nakamura's WWE theme

>>1121601
It's CFO$ probably so don't bother

>>1121601
You could say...sky's the limit;)

>>1121496
Why the fuck is it so late? I'm going to be too drunk to enjoy it.

>>1121621
There are a few options:
AXXESS
NXT tapings before the live event
Time zone differences (so it'd be starting at a "normal" time for the Dallas crowd)

>>1121621
Cheeky wee april fools joke from hunter

>>1121609
Balor and Joe's themes definitely lived up to hype

Is it today?

I've never seen NXT before and I wanted to start with this PPV since it's very close.

Will it be good?

>>1121632
Yes it is today. Yes it will be good. Much better than Mania or any WWE PPV this year.

>>1121632
>Will it be good?
of course, it's a Takeover event

>>1121609
He said in an interview in Japan that he liked it a lot. It's probably Subconcious-lite, sort of what they did with Zayn and that Bouncing Souls song.
Though, Subconcious isn't even that great.. it's just great because it's Nakamura's theme.

>>1121655
>Autism

>>1121655
Good shit

>>1121636
>>1121641

Any storyline I should know right now? Or it's like normal PPV's with video packages explaining everything?

Time to ditch Bayley everyone.

http://kotaku.com/the-future-of-wwe-is-a-womens-wrestler-named-bayley-1768003108

>>1121334
Yeah Canada got fucked over hard with your piss poor version of the network. It's not a tv channel in the rest of the world, it's straight up WWE version of netflix.

>>1121671
based gawker

>>1121667
NXT isn't really that story heavy desu.

Asuka is the only challenger Bayley has yet to beat and really the toughest one she'll face. That's all you need to know for that match.

Corbin despises indy stars so that's why he's facing Aries. He's basically /wwe/: the wrestler.

Takeovers are shorter than your average WWE PPV so there may or may not be video packages. The two main events will probably get them.

>>1121671
>ditching Baeley just because some deluded neckbeard thinks she's the next Cena
'no'. Every wrestler has dumb fans.

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>post yfw Mauro is commentating Takeover Dallas

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>>1121692

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>>1121692

>>1120923
I want heel Bayley back. Heel Bayley was bae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqFiDDF9aBY

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One of these things is not like the other

>>1121708
One isn't a manlet

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>>1121704
Now this is fedora

>>1121708
Why is Nakamura so sexy?

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>>1121692
my body is ready pham

>>1121719
Nigga did you watch the video? That sass, keeping the long hair look instead of the pony tail, that attitude. That trumps hugging Bayley any day, fuck off with your fedora posting.

>>1121708
Is Kota going to his first gig or something?

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>>1121692
OH SHIT HE IS!?

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>>1121729
>That sass, keeping the long hair look instead of the pony tail, that attitude.

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>>1121733

>>1121704
Too bad she can never go back now. She's face for life like Cena.

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>>1121708

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I was gone for 7 hours and asp gets updated

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>>1120886
I was born ready

>>1121735
But I agree with you my friend *tips*

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>3am in the UK

Guess I'm not watching it

>>1121737
I wonder what that room smells like

>>1121744
just get it from KAT like 3 hours after the broadcast ends

>>1121744
>not being able to stay up until 3am
weak

>>1121744
>mfw I took wrestlemania weekend off as paid holiday.

I can sleep all day tomorrow and wake up in time to watch the hall of fame.

>>1121737
Holy shit Asuka actually looks cute here. That's rare

>>1121737
the shipping will only grow stronger

>>1121762
Too bad that hair dye is gonna fuck up her scalp by like age 40

>>1121747
Like every other bar in the world?

These starting times are insane.

>>1121768
It's in Florida

>>1121744
it's the weekend you fucking pussy

>>1121767
H-haha, y-yeah

r-remind me what t-that smells like? haha

>>1121770
Dallas, Florida

>>1121770
>Dallas
>Florida

Right-o brother.

>>1121770
>nxt takeover Dallas
>it's in florida

>>1121774
Honestly, the smell is certainly not something you're missing out on.

So are any of the champs going to retain?

>>1120886
no enzo and cass? they're the most over guys in nxt

>>1121788
Is Finn longest reigning yet? Because if not then he will retain.

>>1121790
He's like a week away I think.

>>1121789
That's because they're crashing the New Day and LoN match.

when does it start?

>>1121801
10 est. so 4 hours from now

>>1121793
In that case Finn retains.
They need to give him one more notch in his belt before he moves up.

>>1121801
4 hours.

>>1121789
they are going to have a dark match most likely thats why they changed the start time for people going to it.

>>1121775
>>1121776
>>1121778
You know I was joking right?.........right?

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>>1121737
>taking your asians to a strip club
based archer.

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>>1121811

>>1121811
>I was merely pretending

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>Starts at 3AM in the UK

What the hell lads? Why so late? Is it going to be worth it?

>>1121828
Best show of the weekend, including Monday's Raw.

>>1121835
Is it seriously or are smarks still overrating NXT?

They put good matches on but sometimes people talk about them as if they're far better than they are. Balor/Owens Ladder match was pretty underwhelming

>>1121836
Zayn vs Nakamura alone should be worth it.

Then you got a great tag match, and awesome women's match and a good championship match to top that off.

Also Austin Aries is there.

And smiling black guy.

>>1121774
>pretending to be me
This autism

>>1121788
Finn

>>1120964
correct

>>1121828
It's on the west coast and yes

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>>1121838
>and awesome women's match

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>Huge NXT ppv
>The network is marathoning Total Divas

>>1121838
I'll take your word for it but if it isn't great you'll have something to answer for boy

Tbh I'm generally awake at that time anyway so it's not a massive issue, it just feels odd that I'm going to be watching wrasslin at 5am
I thought it'd start at 1, need to find something to do for a couple of hours now

>>1121828
because of smackdown.

will they actually have bayley tap out tonight? Does Asuka ever even end matches with anything other than knockout or submission?

>>1121692
But he's not, he is only on the pre show

>>1121849
Have sex Joanne

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>tfw your eyes hurt from this ebin april fools layout

Fuck you chink moot

>>1121870
Turn on some lights and open your curtains you fucking virgin.

>>1120886
Nakamura theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik8072ewnfY&app=desktop

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>>1121876
>It's another FL studio CFO$ song

How many hours until it starts ?

>>1121947
3

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>>1121950
>My work shift starts when the show ends
>I'm gonna miss the last few minutes

can't wait for my baron corbin to destroy the cooler cm punk

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>>1121959
>Having a job that starts at 5:30AM
>Living paycheck to paycheck

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>>1121876
CFO$ a shit

>>1121959
wwe network app friend.

>>1121876
shit anyone reupload?
>>1121917
pls no :(

>>1121967
>>1121982
Wait what time does it end in the UK ? 5 ?

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How long is the show

>>1121989
5:30

>>1121989
5:30

>>1121997
>>1122000
FUCKK

>>1121992
About 2 hours, not counting pre & post shows

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>NXT besides Samson & Corbin

midget outlaw fedoreddit "i have a beard and like bacon" garbage

>>1122014
Not enough buzzwords you cunt sniffing mongrel

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>>1122014
>not having a beard
>not liking bacon

>>1121876
Is this it? I like it. It's just like my Chinese hentai

WHERE IS THE PRE SHOW

>>1121997
>>1122000
Well this Bonger is going to have a power nap. See you all at NXT time.

>>1122038
shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu7QLQa1rPw

>>1122042
A half hour before Takeover Dallas senpai

>>1122042
starts in 2 bongs

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>i don't have a neckbeard

>>1122057
Most people here are 14 so they can't grow one yet

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>tfw have to miss it live
might as well kill myself tbf lads, can't take this feel much longer it's worse than no gf to be completely frankly honest with you right now, not gonna lie.

>>1122050
So it's 6 EST?

>>1122085
10pm ET

>>1122014
>Samson
Way to make your b8 obvious

Don't have Internet and library is closing soon.

Guess I will have to sit in the park and hope my laptop doesn't die. Will be discretely drinking in public and hope I am not attacked by homeless.

Could watch tomorrow but nah. So damn stoked for this fucking event. Asuka so cute.

>>1122100
Library anon? is that you under that randomly generated name?

>>1122105
No. But I have watched all PPVs in the library for past year or so.

>>1122100
>a laptop lasting another 4 and half hours
doubt

>>1122117
Walking home and charging it first.

>>1122100
How are you supposed to watch it if you don't have internet and the library is closing

>>1122124
Park has town internet.

can't wait to be snookered into being optimistic about wrestling again only for wrestlemania to be a total shit show

oh well, that's sunday and this is today
enjoy your non-shit nakamura while it lasts

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What did he mean by this?

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>>1122137

>>1122137
>The tightness of the jeans

Hnnggghhh

>>1122137
>ywn interview Baeley and get a hug

>>1122150
why do you want to hurt me, friend?

>>1122137
is that a disguised christian cage

>>1122130
Damn bro you don't have friends u can go over to and watch with?

Never seen Finn Balor wrestle. What should I expect?

>>1122187
He's good but boring

>>1122187
Overhyped champ

>>1122187
Athletic but 0 charisma

>>1121017
fuck chad

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>>1122190
Stfu faggot

>>1122191
Stop living paycheck to paycheck

>>1122198
Where did this meme begin?

You guys don't know what you're talking about okay? You guys are f****** stupid Finn Balor is the best wrestler to ever grace the WWE. He should be pushed to the main roster right away. Probably the best WWE wrestler since Hulk Hogan. You guys wish you knew wrestling like I did

>>1122207
>the best WWE wrestler since Hulk Hogan.

Confirmed to not know shit.

>>1122203
idk I went on vacation a week ago and when I got back I started seeing paycheck/rent/installment jokes

>>1122211
It's one(1) autist forcing it, trying to become the next epic meme.

>>1122211
Clearly a man who lives paycheck to paycheck

>>1122196
Kys, Fergal

>>1122217
Any paycheck to paychecker

>>1122211
one of trips promos a few weeks ago. they seem to be trying to do everything they can to make us hate him more than reigns, but it really isn't working. he's the face of this feud whether he means to be or not

>>1122220
Fight me pussy

Whats the story with the new Jap guy's hand gestures? Is his gimmick a literal spastic?

>>1122229
Only if I can take Bayley when I crush you

Here's the match order:

American Alpha vs. The Revival
Elias Samson vs. Apollo Crews
Baron Corbin vs. Austin Aries
Bayley vs. Asuka
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Sami Zayn
Finn Balor vs. Samoa Joe

anyone got a link to a stream?

>>1122234
>Tag match on before Happy Nigga vs Dirty Hobo

>>1122236
double-udouble-u-e.com

>>1122236
network.wwe.com

>>1122232
I will coodeh grah you into your own grave

>>1122244
>>1122245
what about for someone who doesn't have cable?

>>1122236
WWF.com

>>1122249
Try not to destroy you ankle again

>>1122250
The fuck does cable have to do with it?

>>1122236
network.wwe.com

>>1122250
Ifirstrowus.eu

>>1122254
wwe.com is asking for TV credentials and i don't have those

More like Gaytover

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Are they showing up tonight?

>>1122252
You think that's funny?
You think you can say those things to me? Before my big match with Hawaiian Joe?
I will break you,you little shit.

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>>1122267
MONDAY
O
N
D
A
Y

This will be the first time I have ever watched NXT, haven't watched any wrestling in like 3 years. What am I in for?

BEAUTY SHOT

>>1122267
My bet is their interfering in shane vs. Taker. They become the nwo to shanes bichoff

>>1122277
>wrestlers in the ring
>just staring at each other for 5 minutes
>crowd chanting 'THIS IS AWESOME'

i hope bret dies

>>1122277
Neckbeard crowd with cringey chants

Wrestlers who will never main event Wrestlemania

Tons of memes

Buckle up and enjoy the ride

>>1122281
Shawn, plz

>>1122268
I can't hear you from up here, little guy

>>1122286
>implying shawn is one thousandth obsessed with bret as vice versa

if anything that's his gold digging negro wife who stands to inherit millions

tfw you're depressed and drunk and shitposting and watching this is is one of the few satisfying things left in life

https://streamable.com/nn6z

Here's Nakamura's theme if anyone hasn't heard it yet.

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>>1122301
Don't sweat it, friend. You still have us and memes.

>>1122301
I love you anon.
I love you so much

fuck it, I can't do it. I can't stay up. Gonna watch the replay tomorrow morning

Hopefully nobody botches a move and dies and they have to wipe it off the network

enjoy famalams

>>1122110
You can afford booze why can't you afford internet

>>1122217
t. guy living paycheck to paycheck

>>1122303
wait, the fucking takeover isn't live? or was this from another live event?

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>>1122303
Staying up till 5am just for this

>>1122311
Rehearsal

>>1122311
practicing entrance

>>1122311
probably the rehearsal

>>1122315
>>1122316
Well someone is getting fired for leaking this shit

>>1122318
>literally who

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>>1122322
Dannii Thomas

Who will be the special guest legends sitting at ringside

I'm guessing Flair and Mick Foley

>>1122324
Fist me daddy!

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>>1122303
It's sounds like something that CFO$ pulled out of his 'oriental' folder

>>1122324
or NXT??
Probs one of the lesser Hall Of Fame inductees
>Sting
>Snoop

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Guess the show's estimated to be 2 and 1/2 hours long?
Also
>this Mauro promo on the Network
goddamn based

>>1122327
>his

>>1122324
Sasha Banks

>tfw now I remember how much they botched Sting debut

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>>1122341

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>>1122341
>AM
>I
>GOING
>OVER??

As told by Scott Hall:
>...So we’re all in there again, and I’m next to Hulk on the ring apron and Triple H is going over the match and then he goes, ‘Okay, he’ll break the sledgehammer, then I’ll hit him with the sledgehammer, and cover him, 1-2-3.’

>“I looked at Hulk, and Hulk looked at me, and I was thinking, ‘Sting, what kind of lawyer do you have, bro? You’re coming in the door doing a job? You weren’t even guaranteed to go over?’ That’s Vince just reminding you who won, even if he’s going to make money the other way.”

This april fools layout is cancerous as hell

where did all the tripfaggots go?

>>1122353
We never left

>>1122352
it would be ok without the circles

>>1122353
the names disguise us

>>1122355
>we

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ATTENTION WHORE

>>1122353
Everyone is a namefag

>>1122360
yeah but your name changes each post so you really aren't

>there are people that hate Nakamura's new 10/10 theme

Wow, literally kill yourself.

t. Nicholas.

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NXT preshow starts in less than 25 min from now

>>1122366
>giving ching chang chinese restaurant music to an japanese wrestler
>liking it

fuck you and WWE you racists

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FUCK NAKAMURA'S NEW THEME

WHERE IS SUBCONSIOUS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1122367
>That Renee

God fucking damnit

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>>1122366
>defending that musical abortion

you got some goddamn nerve

>>1122366
Post it faggot.

>>1122370

>ching chang chinese restaurant music
>it's drums and violin

Sasuga, Roosevelt-san.

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That new Nakamura theme is fucking based
Only LE EPIC NAKAMURA MEMERS hate the new theme because it's not MUH NJPW THEME THAT I HEARD ONCE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY WATCHED NJPW

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>>1122353
>>1122358
>tfw chink moot forgets to change the format back because he doesn't give a fuck about 4chan and tripspergs can't trip during Mania tomorrow

>>1122377
browse the thread

>>1122377
Because you're too lazy to look: https://streamable.com/nn6z

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We NXT baby!

>>1122381
It's good but I don't know how much it fits him, it'd be better for Itami, imo. Nakamura should have more of a sound that reflects his weird Michael Jackson/Freddie Mercury/ass kicker thing he has going on. This one is maybe a bit too oriental but it's definitely a grower and sounds like a Main Eventer's entrance theme

Wasn't it meant to start at 8:30 earlier? Niggas keep changing the time

>>1122392

It's grandiose, that fits Nakamura to a tee. This seems like a Wrestle Kingdom special entrance theme but it'll be every time he wrestles, which is exactly the sort of precedent you want to set for somebody as baller as Shinsuke. Imagine his Wrestlemania moment? A whole line of Japanese violinists playing this theme while he comes out in his Freddie Mercury outfit? Those strobes and speeding red transitions? Subconscious is an amazing theme but this is literally AJ Styles tier in that it'll help get him over with normies because of how fucking hype the intro/entrance is.

>>1122396
Yeah they move it back a half an hour. I think ti was because of a dark match or something?

No idea

>>1122381
mmmm...Still thinking that changing his theme is a bad idea. Not defending the theme itself or NJPW, but its kind of part of Nakamura, like The Game on Triple H... Idk but we'll see.

Also: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WTH THIS TEMPLATE? PLEASE SOMEONE EXLPAIN

>there are faggots that hate everything that cant imagine based jap mj winning a title and this sexy theme starts playing
Holy fuck it'd be good

Would WWE have been inspired by the violin cover of Subconscious to give him a more orchestral entrance theme?

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How you want your merch, pham?

EN
EGGS
TEA

>>1122413
print on the back, why?

>>1122411

This is going to sound hella markish but his NJPW theme is just so "old 90's theme" desu. I could see them remixing Subconscious (violin/orchestral style) into his theme for special entrances. I love Subconscious, but this theme is extremely good and will do well by Shinsuke in terms of getting him over initially.

New theme isn't terrible. Just as 90s shitty JRPG as the last one (which I love about it) so it's OK BY ME.

>who ready for strong style?

>>1122419
Is this your first time seeing a WWE t-shirt? That's one of the better back prints they have

>>1122401
Don't get me wrong it's cool, but Nakamura comes to the ring like a coked up rockstar, he needs something to boogie too. He always had that weird oriental bit at the start of Subconscious to do some japanese shit with, but the core of it was the rocking riff

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She wants the pipe

Why are Dash and Dawson anti Philippine??

>>1122454
Jealous of the strongest race

>>1122236
>>1121315
>>1122405

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>>1122459
I just wouldn't put it on a t-shirt though

Here we go!

Network stream better not fuck up tonight

Goddamnit Mauro's voice is a thing of beauty.

>>1122477
Im from Bolivia, so I have the worst internet from latin america, I have the network for about 6 months, never gave me a problem.

Whats the problem with Network with US users?

Anyone have a stream? I'm from Canada and my cable provider doesn't offer it.

>Guy in Jack Swagger shirt

Dang.

>>1122499
That's funny.

I like this song they keep playing. reminds me of something that would be title screen music for a ps1-ps2 wrestling game

stream?

>lita
Why?
Also, is Austin going over?

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>>1122441
Dean Mark SIGHTING!!!

Why does nobody talk about Aries? He seems to be completely overshadowed by Nak

>>1122514
Yes.

>>1122509
There's one 11 posts above you, you lazy cunt

>>1122509
WWE network

>>1122509
>Not paying £9.99 for the award winning WWE network
>Living paycheck to paycheck

>>1122523
Not suprised. Hard not to be overshadowed by the most charismatic guy in the biz

>>1122523
Because he is. I never liked him in TNA desu

>>1122545
>desu
Please have sex you weeaboo faggot

>>1122537
>paying double than americans
top kek you britcuck
5 A M

Asuka has such a good theme.

Jesus, is it normal for so much time to be devoted to the women? Holy fuck

>>1122564
Asuka is perfect, Fuck off
And Bayley has the ass

>>1122567
This is the type of shit that made me stop watching WWE int he first place

>>1122556
Whether this is bait or you're a newfag, kys.

Is there any sexy pics of Asuka?

>>1122572
Stop watching then, faglord. Women can actually wrestle in NXT

So people think Asuka is a good wrestler because shes stiff as fuck? Do these people realize wrestling isn't real? Fucking marks. We should've dropped a third nuke on Japan.

>>1122572
The focus is pretty much never on the women on the main roster though. Stop chatting shit before you get banged

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>>1122580
>Stop watching then, faglord. Women can actually wrestle in NXT

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>>1122558
>Not living paycheck to paycheck
>Living in a superior country
>Not even 5AM

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>>1122592
>>1122580
>>/reddit/

>>1122592
I haven't watched wrestling in 3 years.

Holy fuck why are they spending so much time on a couple of gooks

>this based theme on this promo
wew lads I'm getting hyped for this Jap cunt

>>1122605
Just watch them in the ring later.

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Shitsuke Nakamura = Next Funaki

>>1122601
>england is superior to america
>too dumb to realise he will be up until 5am to watch this
>shit stale meme

>>1122564
On NXT, yes. Bayley is the most popular person on that roster.

>Hawaiian vegetarian

Who is this dumb whore and why is she on WWE

>>1122605
>getting this worked up by based nips

Who is this fat fuck? He looks like Rikishis retarded brother but he's a main event talent?

>>1122738
Fuck off Hope.

>>1122738
Samoa Joe. 3 five star matches. Respect him.

Apollo Crews vs. Elias Samson was originally advertised for tonight's WWE NXT "Takeover: Dallas" event but it took place as a pre-show dark match. Crews picked up the win.

>>1122752
I ant that homo from FF13

>>1122800
5 star matches? Who's rating them? Same retards that are hyped for a womens match

WAIT WHY THE FUCK IS IBUSHI THERE?

Jesus, I feel like I'm watching 80s wwf with these gimmicks

Does this pass for a good match? Holy shit

why is this place so dead? where is everyone?

Roll up finish? Sweet booking HHH

>Billion forearm shots
>Crowd cheers

Fucking marks