/wwe/ general #2013 buttbaby edition

>>1119479
keep projecting

>>1119479
she has always been gypsy trash

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>>1119479
>no Smackdown thread before WM

This is my first time watching Smackdown in a while, it's weird hearing the piped in noises and how they think the crowd should be responding.

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>>1119484
>watching Smackdown

>>1119484
>>1119485

the Smackdowns before PPVs and especially Mania are the worst shows of the month

expect 90% recaps and only 2 matches

>>1119483
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>>1119485
>>1119486
>>1119488
keep projecting

>>1119488
>being able to skip through a vast majority of the show and watch a couple matches

Seems fine to me. Nice and condensed.

>Some may have noticed a fresh gash on Ric Flair's forehead recently. Apparently Flair was filming for the upcoming ESPN "30 For 30" special on his life and career, and he bladed to show how it was done during a segment on all of his bloody matches.
haha what a lunatic

>>1119488
They've done a lot of showing AT&T stadium.

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HAILING FROM DUNKIN DONUTS

>>1119493
>HERE LET ME BLADE PROFUSELY TO SHOW YOU HOW I USED TO BLADE PROFUSELY

Absolute fucking madman.

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I'M THE BOSS

BOOBOO

>>1119492
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>>1119495
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>>1119497
>>1119500
keep projecting

NO

WAY

JOSE

>>1119507
keep projecting

>>1119507
Who the fuck is this even supposed to be

>>1119510
keep projecting

>>1119479
Anglos are ugly as shit.

>>1119513
t. nigger

>>1119479
She's gorgeous. What are you implying?

>>1119519
That she went from a fresh faced cutie to a flabby, ugly tramp.

Who in the back kept pushing that dumb fucking name "Lunatic Fringe"?

>>1119521
Vince

>>1119513
post your face

>Team Total Divas vs. Team Not On E!

>>1119526
>butthurt white boi

>>1119513
keep projecting

>>1119527
The crowd needs a chance to get some snacks and piss, anon.

>>1119528
Ugly white guy confirmed. (Or IT support)

>>1119528
post your face

>>1119532
I thank god every day that i'm not white

i'm from /woo/ can you guys tell me your memes? i heard they are very funny

>>1119528
>>1119535

keep projecting

guys smackdown is live

>>1119536
you're the biggest meme here

>>1119535
post your face

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Any plans to watch the Stone Cold podcast and see how fast Mick can shill live?

ROMAN IS TURNING HEEL THEY PUT THE BOOS ON SMACKDONW

Best matches of 2013?

>>1119545
>boos

more like the silence

>>1119548
your mother vs my big black cock

>>1119550
>fat neckbeard is being this delusional

>>1119548
Daniel Bryan vs John Cena SS 2013

roman main eventing 2 years in a row.

Based as fuck

>>1119552
post your face

>>1119558
after you take a shower

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More Mayonnaise, white thread?

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>>1119557

Smarks literally wetting their pillows with tears while the Roman empire grows stronger

This is the most boring Smackdown ever
Fuck Renee and Byron
I swear to god one more promo instead of a match and I'm out for the night

>>1119557
>>1119565
What was /asp/ like when he won the other two titles?

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>>1119548
punk vs lesnar

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>>1119484

>watching smackdown

Think the last smackdown I watched live was when CM Punk pooped himself in 2013 and also cause I enjoyed him wrestling Ambrose cause of the chemistry.

Also, please have sex.

>>1119566
Stop acting like you have places to go.

>>1119561
keep projecting

Is there even a Smackdown or is it just pre-recorded Byron and Renee?

>>1119488
Indeed. I went to Raw in Brooklyn this past Monday and these SD matches were taped before Raw started. It was literally three matches.

ONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMP

>>1119567

Butthurt

>>1119566
Aaaaaaaaaaand it's Snoop Faggot
I'm out

>>1119567
Apathetic for the first, ironically loved him for the 2nd.

>>1119574
They only had a couple of matches taped before RAW, not surprising though. They do this for every Smackdown leading into Wrestlemania.

i have been crying for 20 minutes. why the FUCK isn't dena mark posting right now ff. he made me laugh so much and brightened my day up

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

>>1119584

Are you autistic?

>>1119584
he got a gf and you never will

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>>1119510

why the FUCK would you have 4 matches on the preshow. way to burn out the crowd for the real show. fucking morons.

>>1119589
holy fuck kill it with fire it looks like a hairy cockroach

>>1119590
battle royal got moved to the main

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>>1119584
He's fuckin his gf right now forgetting your existence nerd.

>>1119590
They moved the Battle Royal up. Probably have a big surprise for it.
Rock needs time for his half hour+ promo, so they'll probably shave down other matches instead.

>>1119594
>jobber royale on the main show

holy fuck why??

>>1119597
because

>>1119597
because that's where its always been

>>1119598
because stone cold is gonna come in, clean house with 10 stunners and win?

>>1119597
because Cena is winning it

>>1119599
no, it was only on the main show the first time because it was a premiere, it was on the preshow like it should be the next year

ITS WRESTLEMANIA WEEK WHY TF IS /WWE/ DEAD?

YES THE MATCHES AREN'T GREAT BUT IT'S WRASSLEMANIA BABY

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>“We were still married at the time, but we weren’t really seeing…I don’t know, it was falling apart. I remember calling her and her not answering the phone and I’d get very upset…Here I am assuming she was seeing another wrestler. I remember thinking ‘when I find out who this guy is, I’m gonna beat the tar out of him.’ When I found out it was Brock Lesnar, it gives forgiveness a whole new meaning.”

c u c k
lmao

>>1119611
MORE MAYONNAISE WITH YOUR MATCHES, WHITE BOI?

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Whys isn't this a show on the network?

>>1119612
Marc Mero is such a jabroni desu

>>1119613
>NIGGER IS MAD HE HAS TO GO BACK TO AFRICA WHEN TRUMP WINS

>>1119613
>>1119617
I've seen interracial porn that starts like this...

>>1119612
The cuck here is Brock

He has his wife's sons

>>1119613
keep projecting

i bet HHH does his entrance whenever he fucks Steph in a hotel on the road, he's like, hold on Steph, I gotta slip into something more comfortable, and then goes into the bathroom, puts on his wrestling trunks, and puts his entrance theme on the iPhone. He walks out of the bathroom, does his entrance and spits the water over the bed, and Steph is laying there cheering with a smile on her face that you can tell it never gets old for her and she loves it every fucking time he does it. Then she says "oh Paul!" on accident, and Trips loses his shit and is like "Goddamnit Steph, it's fucking Hunter. I told you I don't want to fuck any damn smarks

>>1119624
PROJECT SOME EXTRA MAYO FOR YOU, MASSA.

>>1119621
you have to go back

>>1119479
She is still attractive faggot. She's been one of the better looking girls they had in awhile.

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Trips v Ramen is being advertised as No DQ.

Are you ready for The Rock to Rock Bottom Triple H?

>>1119631
anon here. remember when i told you this a couple weeks ago..... i am an insider ill give you guys more scoops if the mod doesnt stop deleting threads

>>1119630

>I live paycheck to paycheck

No wonder you like her

>>1119633
>i live paycheck to paycheck to pretend i work for the wwe

>>1119633

Nobody remembers our cares faggot

Go back to renting your furniture

>>1119633
Nobody will remember you unless you trip. Anon say dumb shit all the time

>>1119627
keep projecting

>>1119631
I believe Rock is doing movies at the moment and for insurance reasons he can't get physical, then again they might figure out a work around.

>>1119642
I think he could get away with doing a move where the guy literally jumps while you pretend to pick him up

AUTISTIC LEGO COMMUNITY COMING TO RAW

http://www.pwinsider.com/article/100966/exclusive-wwe-bullet-club-debut-update.html?p=1

>Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows - The Bullet Club - are scheduled to be at this week's WWE TV Tapings, PWInsider.com has confirmed with multiple sources. It''s expected they will be at Wrestlemania, at least backstage at the event, as well.

>As we had reported previously, the pair were expected to debut on the main WWE roster, bypassing NXT, in late March/early April. It appears their debut is imminent.

>The belief is that the team will be using The Balor Club name.

>>1119631
Why haven't they said anything on tv then? That's not true and it's just a regular match.

>>1119648
That's a real sign at Axxess or whatever it's called

Also it could be a stipulation added during the pre-show or during.

Matches change all the time.

>>1119647
Bullet club will never be in the wwe

>>1119651
Ok Mark, don't post here crying when it's a normal match.

>>1119647
Well good for Anderson for not being put through NXT at least. Gallows didn't really need it as much as the former.

>>1119647
Calling it now, Balor Club will interfere in Taker/Shane match

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>>1119653
kek what's your issue /asp/ie

>>1119630
Please have sex

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Why does this guy keep showing up in all sorts of classic WWF shows

He's supposed to be big name but everything about him looks boring and standard

>>1119647
Balor club is such a shit name. Way to reduce them to nothing more than lackeys.

>>1119664
Sycho Sid is based as fuck

He had the perfect wrestler body

It's a damn travesty he isn't a hall of famer yet

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/wwe/

how you doin'

>>1119664
Just another vanilla big guy

>>1119669
you have to go back

>>1119659
How does that prove anything retard? Until wwe themselves post about it it's not happening. Watch

>>1119630

>I rent my dish towels

>>1119631
>Are you ready for The Rock to Rock Bottom Triple H?
This is going to happen whether or not it's no DQ

Everyone saw this coming from the moment dwayne was announced as being a part of the show

>>1119674

Please stop having sex with your father

>>1119672
where

>>1119521
It was actally a locker-room nickname for his hairline.

It, unlike said follicles, stuck.

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>>1119680
Fucking brutal m8

>>1119679
to your home NXT

>>1119680
aaay

>>1119683
I'm actually fine with that

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"Red Carpet" for an hour?

>>1119677
Weird they are talking about the match on SD no mention of no dq yet

>>1119647

Finn Balor sucks.

>>1119674
they will probably do what they did for Austin/Rock at X7 and just announce it as no DQ right before the match

>>1119680

Brutal

>>1119689
>tfw going to have to watch the Hall of Fame and Final 4 at the same time

>>1119680
Savage

>>1119696
I guess but I just don't see it, you guys are giving wwe to much credit

>>1119698
I wonder who from this year's class will have the highest chance to tell a batshit insane story. Gotta try to stick around for those m8

>>1119698
>tfw born and raised in syracuse

filthy city doesn't deserve nice things UNC is supposed to win right?

>>1119701
they need a way for Roman to not lose clean if he is going to lose

also to turn if they turn him heel they'll need him to cheat but keep the match going

>>1119689
look at the date you moron

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>>1119669
>new day will lose the titles before enzo and cass debut
feels bad man

>>1119707
UNC is 9 point fav

>>1119705
Godfather and Snoop could have good stories, Sting will be ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

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>mfw they don't even air all the speeches from the HoF

I'm still mad they didn't air all of Abdullah the Butchers

That dude was nuts and I wanted to hear his speech

>>1119709
It will be this Saturday, and? Was just wondering about the length for that pre-show, since it didn't seem to be as long for the previous year.

>>1119717
oh nvm im the moron i read your post wrong

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>>1119711

>>1119712
Warrior bullshit award will most definitely be the snoozer of the night, possibly high levels of awkwardness too.

>>1119708
Ok, that makes sense. Roman still looks strong but what do you do after that?

How hype are y'all to see
>Haitch wins
>Cena distracts Taker
>Shane McMahon to pull out the win
>Shane fires Haitch
>one more shot for Reigns lol

>>1119711
New Day will hold the titles for months to come

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>>1119727
>Trips v Ramen is still the real main event

>>1119727
No that's shit

>Hello Jimmy Johns here
>YES I WOULD LIKE SOME EXTRA MAYONNAISE FOR MY WHITE FRIENDS ON /asp/
>FO SHO

>>1119730
Shittier than letting reigns win?

reigns 3x wwe champion BABY HEHEHE

>>1119731
thanks famclam im doing keto i need the fats

>>1119732
I'd rather have ramen noodles win than that shit fantasy booking

>>1119736
yw

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>/woo/ is shit

>>1119742
Sup /woo/

>>1119612
He's pretty fucked up legit

He blames Vince for all his problems and forcing steroids on his guys.

After Benoit he went all over the news outlets to voice this

>>1119712
Especially since Stinger's best run was when he didn't speak on-camera for over a year.

I wonder if there is a "no Monday Night Wars/other promotions in your speeches" stipulation.

What exactly is Brock's position in WWE now?

He fights with Vince backstage about $ and his advertising on his gear

He takes months off

Promised titles and title shot

Faces Jeans at fucking wrestlemania

?????????

>>1119664
Sid is GOAT the few ppv's and episodes of ECW he's in.
He's not a stable guy, he has like 4 times the testosterone of a normal man and he's 6'8
underrated

>>1119754
A part timer who gets paid like a full timer because he's one of the biggest draws in the companies history.

Vince basically begs him to stay

>>1119714

"I give people Hepatitus B for the keks"

There's the tittymonsters fucking speech

what happened to calling it the wacky line?

>>1119759
I was just more intrigued by his voice. He has a funny voice for being one of the most feared men in hardcore wrestling.

WEW THE STONE COLD PODCAST IS LIVE??

>>1119761

Because le cooky crazy man is such a lunatic

>>1119759
MORE HEP C FOR YOUR BBQ WHITE BOY?

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Wait its in front of a crowd?

>>1119772
based

>Blacking out the feed on the flip off
WEW

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>A literal live podcast in the ring

>cutting away from the middle fingers

Fuckin' PG era, man

I love Foley's entrance music

kek this is crazy

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Fuckin' Brock Lesnar Guy

>Crown chants holy shit
>no bleep
>Austin says holy shit
>censored

WOOOOOOOOOOOW

Stone Cold is gonna kill the crowd with his stand [BEAT DEBRA]

>>1119772
wew theyre recording from TNA's biggest PPV of the year?

>>1119786
When will these super fans finally kill themselves

Guess you can't say SHIT, Steve

>>1119790
From NXT Takeover's arena, so close enough

>>1119789
you would think there would be at least one heckler yelling "BEAT DEBRA"

>le shit crowd

kek

>>1119778
when does it stop being a podcast and become a tv broadcast?

>>1119786
how rich is this motherfucker and if he has so much money why does he only wear affliction tees

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CHEAP POP

Oh boy can't wait for all the bleeps because Austin is fucking up

>>1119798
The shirt is his calling card, like Frank the Cuck's clown paint & wig

He usually dresses up as Cactus Jack, surprising he's dressed up Dude Love today

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I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

>production truck BTFO

>Vince going off on Steve on the headset
wololol

I'm already cringing. At least Austin is BTFOing the production team

Steve basically saying
>Shut the fuck up Vince you old fuck

>>1119805
and he throws his shoulder after doing so

IS THERE ANYTHING DDP YOGA CAN'T DO

They can't shill DDP Yoga or something now? Why the fuck not?

Mick losing all that weight is pretty damn good though

D D P Y O G A

this is gay and boring already

start talking about manly shit like guns

ITS ME ITS ME

ITS DDP

SELF HIGH FIVE

>>1119813
Welp nevermind, heard the slight namedrop. But still would be weird if they just dropped it considering what DDP's done for the WWE veterans already

>Steve literally calling him and Foley a bunch of jews

>Snane wins
>Haitch wins

>Heel haitch feuds with the Authority by paying people off and dirty tricks.. coming full circle being a rich sneaky asshole like his pre DX days

Would be dope desu

>>1119812
could it have saved connor

>>1119824
;_; thx captain buzzkill

BANG BANG

>>1119816
have sex

I'm feeling pretty down tonight can one of you bros hit me with a (you)

>>1119830
I gotchu family

zzzzzzzzz

talk about foley crying about the product less than a year ago

>>1119830
kill yourself

>>1119832
2bh I want to hear Foley shit on Vince's product more than anything.

>>1119836
anything but foley's life story

we've heard it 50000 times

So did they make it a no DQ match so Ramen won't get booed everytime he does something?

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>>1119830
hey anon

>>1119839
No, it's because The Rock is going to be involved

>>1119839
nah its for shenanigans and swerves

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>>1119479

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Is this guy autistic

>>1119845
who are these fluid druids

>>1119845
>Before and after WWE

>>1119846
Yeah SCSA is pretty autistic

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>>1119578

>>1119845
That girl has a literal negative ass.

>>1119846
why the fuck are steve's biceps so huge compared to his lower arms

>>1119844
RAMEN TURNING HEEL???????

>>1119860
He must not do forearms.

>>1119860
how much u think he curls

>>1119860
Austin also had kind of a gut when he was first doing his poses, so maybe it ain't a good time for him fitness-wise

>>1119865
ur mum's weight at the very least

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>>1119631
DWAYNE JOHNSON

YOU MADE IT PERSONAL

QUITE FRANKLY YOU ARE JEALOUS OF ME

JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS BECAUSE WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE YOU WILL BE THE GUY WHO QUIT AND TOOK THE BALL HOME WHILE I STUCK MY FACE IN THE MUD FOR THIS BUSINESS AND TOOK IT TO NEW HEIGHTS NOT EVEN VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON EVER IMAGINED

YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM A FOURTEEN TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM THE ARCHITECT, THE ICON AND THE FACE OF THE ATTITUDE ERA

YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM THAT DAMN GOOD

>>1119860

Growing forearms is very difficult

>>1119869
sick f*cking burn

>Ambrose
hehe meme

>>1119871
That's only like 2 minutes of talking what about the other 18

>>1119875
fufufu

WACKY MEME MAN DEAN

wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew

Christ she is so hot

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fucking lol

omg she's so gorgeous

Damn, does that white girl want some mayonnaise?

>>1119892
So is she part of the company now?

>6 feet tall

Holy shit.

I would climb her.

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>>1119896
She was doing stuff with them for a while now, but mostly lowkey

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>>1119894
please go out sometime, shes below average

>6 feet tall
Taller than most of the manlets that post on here

>>1119892

The meme is real

KEVIN DUNN SHOUT OUT

I will literally turn this off if they mention fucking Frank the Cuck.

KEK

they should rename the divas division to the Nepotism Division

>foley
>flair
>snoop
>britani

>>1119877
Haitch will stretch that into at least eight to ten minutes.

>pause for lukewarm heat
>move to another part of the ring
>speak
>pause for for more cricket heat
>ask rhetorical question so crowd can think it's clever with "WHAT" chants
>move again
>insult the city
>pause

You know the drill. He has mastered the awful dronepromo.

>>1119903
shes taller than me by the length of seth rollins' dick

think about that /asp/

>>1119902
keep projecting

>Mick talking about getting trained the right way

this nigga just talked about diving on thumbtack bombs in a dirty japanese ring. wtf

>>1119909
>implying snoop has any fucking pull in wwe

>>1119916
You still need training to be a spot monkey

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>>1119917
>

>>1119912
Disgusting manlet k

>>1119916
The first thing Foley is going to teach her is how to take a chair shot

>6 feet tall
So her ass is literally because she's 6 feet tall. She just has an amazon ass.

What a shame.

>this completely awkward podcast in front of a live crowd

lmfao

>>1119909
Paige did pretty good to get her mom on Total Divas

>>1119920
That's not for him. It's all part of Sasha's push to help her get over.

All those sweaty neckbeards awkwardly staring in silence at Noelle thinking about cucking Frank.

This is so bad, why did they do this.

i can see and hear why she's going to be a wrestler and not, say, a doctor

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Well she knows how to shill at least desu

KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

LIVE SHILLING INFRONT OF A CROWD IN BETWEEN THE MIDDLE OF A PODCAST THAT RESUMES RIGHT WHEN SHE LEAVES LMFAO

Austin cringing hard lel

ANYONE GOT A CAP OF AUSTINS FACE WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO GET HER TO LEAVE LMFAO

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>Austins face when shilling during his podcast

>>1119939
>implying Austin isn't a shilling machine

>There hasn't been a Stone Cold podcast with Ambrose yet

Why?

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Which divas has the biggest cock?

any porn stars that look a lot like noelle foley?

>>1119946
LET ME TAKE A MOMENT OUT DIS HERE PODCAST TO TALK ABOUT MAH SHOWUH ON DUH CMT NETWORK CALLED BROKEN SKULL CHALLENGE

BOOOY LET DELL YA THESE WOMEN R. KICK. ASS. EY KRISTIN COME HERE AND TELL THESE PEOPLE ABOUT BROKEN SKULL CHALLENGE

>>1119946
all podcasts are basically shill machines

its stupidly easy money if you have any sort of following

>>1119946
Do you understand what sponsors are, and what shilling is?

>>1119948
paige has a puffy hairy vulva if that's what you're talking about

>>1119952
um yeah that is why I said
>implying Austin isn't a shilling machine
dumbfuck

>>1119947
He's too crazy and would spill all the corporate secrets

>>1119948
Sasha. God I wanna suck it.

>>1119946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7SfLIZe_s

was this actually real or not? never been able to find out if it was just a GOAT impersonation

>>1119625
I like this

>>1119960
based sasha edging fag

>>1119955
>doesn't understand sponsors
>calls me retarded
Ok man whatever you say.

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WALLY THE WASP

>>1119965
how does saying
>implying Austin isn't a shilling machine
mean I don't understand sponsers

I want to hear your retarded logic

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That fucking face

>>1119968
HE'S
CRAZY
MAGGLE

>>1119967
Holy shit, if you are sponsored you have to mention the shit. You really think he would be saying this shit without the sponsors? No.

>Austin sticking to the time limit for this live podcast
Dammit Vince

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>>1119968

>Time limit

SHUT UP VINCE

>>1119983
Better post this on Sunday senpai

>>1119983
like clockwork

>>1119981
time to wrap it up anyway

they have said absolutely nothing of note

>>1119977
and what do will think shilling is?

missed the podcast because mick is garbage and i knew he'd force his meme daughter into the show.
Was it any good?

>>1119983
L I K E
C O C K W O R K

>>1119989
smart man

WOO
WOO
WOO

YKI

JUST BLEEP MY SHIT UP

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You're gonna watch NXT with me tomorrow right?

>>1119989
no. worst one ever. even worse than the taped hbk and flair ones

>>1119994
of course baby wouldn't miss it for the world

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>Live censors on "The Network"

Fuck this shit

>>1119977
are you actually retarded? what is your IQ?

>>1119994

why the fuck is it starting so late?

>>1119988
Defending or advertising something that does not pay you.

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>>1119996
Thanks, you're a doll

>>1120002
Most likely due to NXT tapings

>>1120002
its in dallas and its for an older demographic and its only 2 hours long

>>1120002
they don't want to overlap axxess stuff

>>1119994
Can't wait to stay up to 5am with you pham

>>1120004
not you god damn idiot shilling is being paid to promote something you otherwise wouldn't

like the meme about JIDF depositing .50 per post to your account

holy shit read a book you clown

>>1120012
lets make hot cocoa and popped corn

>>1119991
>>1119995
figured, thanks anons.
Austin's podcasts are way better on podcastone.

Is it just me or is /wwe/ fast on /asp/? We managed to hit 2000 well in advance of Mania, where as last year we just hit 1000 because there was like 20 threads on Mania day

>>1120004
inb4 this idiot says he was just pretending to be retarded

>>1120012
It's on at 10 instead of 8?
Thats weird but okay.

So Shane will be a heel right? Does Vince expect Taker to get Booed at Mania?
There aren't many Face vs Face matches done well

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holy shit court is fatter than JR

wish this was streaming live instead of the foley thing

>>1120016
Shitposting has increased exponentially on /asp/. Threads get filled up much faster when combined with the lower bump limit.

>>1120022
I'm sure they will both be equally cheered.
Pretty hard to boo either of them, even for smarks.
If anyones booing, they're probably super spergs who boo both because they think they're taking a spot that could have been given to breeze vs sandow

>>1120016
300 posts count and ridiculously missnumbered threads because most are deleted well before bump limit because the rule we have to wait until page 8 to make a new thread

How many bathtubs will Sasha fill with her tears after she wins on Sunday?

Divas are fuckin crybabies desu

>>1120022
>mfw smarky crowd will be booeing Reigns throughout the entire show

We have entered the cuckshed once more lads

>>1120033
are you man enough to make a new thread?

Why is nobody talking about Dean vs Brock? With a No Holds Bars we will actually get a Lesnar match that isn't a squash and a potentially match of the night

>>1120035
What's the point? Janny will leap on it within 10 minutes

>>1120036
It wont live up to Cena vs Lesnar extreme rules.

>>1120036
because Dean is not good

>>1120038
I doubt he is here

FUCK THE KEK SHED NEW THREAD

>>1120043

>>1120043

>>1120043

>>1120004
That's the Internet forum definition. Like "cuckold", it has little to do with the actual meaning.

>>1120004
18+

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Recent Cena Q&A

>my next one

Jany won't let us have new threads? Well I better just stop posting outright!

>>1120209
MBDTF is better than college dropout tho

>>1120210
Good

>>1120215
I remember hearing Cena stopped listening to rap on the road some time ago so he probably hasn't even given a lot of stuff a listen

>>1120210
just make several more wrestling threads to make up for the 1 general

by deleting the general there will just be more wrestling threads

>there will never be a ride along featuring the full shebd

>>1119994
hopefully based Mauro will call Dallas

>>1120239
Mauro will have an appearance on the pre-show announce team just to get that sweet WM check

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>>1120239
>He thinks Mauro is good

>>1120253
>being this much of a contrarian
kys

Who /roadtoinvasionattack2016night9/ here?

>raw after mania
>rahman rehns in the ring
>"yall liked that cenas US title open challenge, lets have a WWE title open challenge because im so good"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmGF4mus5g

>>1119994
Keeping you to this, friends