/wwe/ general #2012- Real thread edition

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Friendly reminder The Big Dog is going over Sunday and there is nothing you smarks can do about it.

>>1116448
>We didn't get Jarvis vs Roman at Wrestlemania

>>1116455
Heel turn imminent

What are the odds of Roman debuting new gear or music this sunday?

>>1116448
Why are there no tapes of Jarvis?

>>1116464
>tfw Jarvis vs Beato could've been the main event of Wrestlemania

>>1116472
Jarvis is a seasoned ring vet and has wrestled all around the world. If you haven't seen him in action, you haven't looked hard enough.

>>1116455
I can break all of my fingers if he wins

>>1116475
My favorite match of his was HBK vs HHH vs Jarvis Solid at WM 20

>>1116448
ALWAYS OUTNUMBERED
NEVER OUTLAWED

>>1116455
Honestly can't wait
The Main Event will be a glorious train-wreck.

>>1116480
Zzzzzzz

>>1116479
Looks like your sex life is going to struggle!
#fool

>>1116479
Pretty sure he could kill you with his bare hands

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>he believes roman won't be top babyface

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>tfw no shitposting aussie wrestler qt bf to shitpost and watch raw with

Why are Indians such marks?

>>1116499
Because they're less intelligent.

>>1116499

>50k house show for KHALI
>he respects kayfabe on interviews

khali based af lad

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>Brock gets put over by Beeg but will job to Ambrose

The state of McMahon booking

>>1116504

lose weight

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>>1116504
>He thinks dean is going over
18+

>>1116504

there is no way ambrose wins that match

>>1116504
>he is still making monthly payments on his nintendo wii

Who ABR here?

I'm gonna mark hard when Haitch buries this Samoan faggot

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>>1116513

>>1116513
>i pay for my internet by the minute

>>1116513
Obtain a GED

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ITT: talentless hacks

>>1116515
>>1116517
>>1116522

18+

>>1116521

>filename

the rock

>b-b-but he identifies and samoan abo-kin

doesn't matter, still black

>>1116526

>my sink is on layaway

>>1116513
have sex fa m

>>1116526
He's mixed, not black.

Man, those photos of the Wyatts at the New York Stock Exchange are just so fucking ridiculous.

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>>1116531
sinks come included with the property jerkoff.

Mates. I'm the anon who had sex with a hooker last sunday. My wrestling taste hasn't changed but I am still sore and my legs hurt.
No one told me sex was so hard. How do people have sex daily and shit?

>>1116539

if you exercised you wouldn't be tired or sore

loser faggot

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how you doin' /wwe/

>>1116539
By providing the down payment for their furniture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buwHF5mS6M4

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>>1116524

>>1116533

>he's black but not black

Lose weight kaant, carb the fuck up before ever responding to me

>>1116545

these ugly autistic kids... why do you keep posting your own videos?

What matches on Sunday are /wwe/ excited for?

Deanetty vs Mike Lient should be a good one desu.

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>>1116551
>this smark got busted

>>1116553
>using your own channel name as a pun

have sex

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>>1116554
>mad i was clever and all you can do is spout memes

>>1116541
You think Enzo and Cass will be successful on the main roster?

>>1116552
Barack Lesssner vs. Dean
Becky vs. Sasha vs. Charlotte
AJ vs. Cool Dad

>>1116557
Cass, maybe. Enzo, no.

>>1116550
Retard. Finish paying off that kitchenware.

>>1116562

18+ fag

>>1116556
>clever
>spamming reaction faces

pick one

Is Wrestlemania thread going to be here or /sp/?

>>1116556
> i was clever

Who /activatedfreemonthformania/ here

>>1116570
>still just spamming memes
are you even capable of coming up with your own dialogue you parrot?

Who /hype/ for takeover dallas?

>>1116568
>my forks and spoons are about to be repossessed

>>1116578
>parrot

18+

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>>1116578
> mad i was clever

> this smark got busted
> clever

Apparently the ARMBAR has been moved to the main card
>literal jobber battle royal at Wrestlemania
>US Championship is on the pre-show
This kills the Cena

>>1116586
this.

smark busters are autistic as fuck even on anonymous hentai trading forums

>>1116584
>still doing it
please just stop posting, if you're capable of doing so.

Guys I have to get this rant off my chest it's hurting me inside.


I was on wwe shop and saw that sasha has 20 freaking items for sale while Becky only has 7 wtf. Paige has 21 and she's 10 times the draw and seller sasha is. sasha's never proven or shown she could sell a dime but they want to boost her merch sales up to make her look good. Not only that WWE decides to get her on muscle and fitness because you know she couldn't get on there unless wwe asked them to. Also they give her the wrestlemania diaries spot when we get it she wanted to be a wrestler since she was a kid newsflash Becky did too and she went through way more to get to where she is than sasha ever did. Oh yeah her pot headed known gang member cousin is getting put in the hof and who wants to bet they're gonna have her induct him to try and get her over. Which she never would have been in the WWE if she wasn't related to him. Oh yeah and after having done nothing but disappoint on the main roster they still are gonna give her the title she doesn't deserve. But yeah let's keep beating Becky and not give her any merch to sale and not get her on magazines when even with all that Becky and Paige are way better and more over than she will be on their own without WWE giving them everything SMFH. This needs to be said and if we the fans don't do anything then sasha reigns is gonna be shoved down are throats the next 10 years and the people who can actually talk and wrestle will be buried by her. Let's stop this while we can #nomoresasha #pushbecky #Lassbetterthanboss #evenEvasbetter

>>1116524
18+

>>1116582
The only forks you have in your basement are the free plastic ones from the supermarket salad bar. Gettibg them is also the only reason you have ever been to a salad bar

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>>1116591
>"he makes reviews about fake wrestling"

>>1116557
Their gimmick translates well as long as they don't get jobber entranced

I think they'll win the belts but eventually Cass will need to be single pushed because giants

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>>1116598
>he thinks he's talking to the smarkbusters

>>1116592
>#evenEvasbetter
I mean I agree that she's done nothing on the main roster and Becky absolutely deserves to go over but this is too far.

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>>1116592
> beC+ketty fags
Truly the most autistic people on /asp/. Yes, that is including the toy gun and virgin duel fraggles

Pic related

>/asp/ hated smarkbusters
>/wwe/ hates them too

I think they're pretty funny.

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>>1116600
>"he watches autistic middle aged men talk about fake wrestling"

>>1116600
Implying he isnt
This smarkbuster just got busted

Dont get mad i was clever

>>1116499
everyone is saying Indians are stupid, but why not just let them be happy, and revel as babes?

>>1116596
Too long winded senpai

>>1116603
Gimmickfags are actually the most autistic people on /asp/. Hence, you.

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>>1116614
>Hence, you.

>>1116582

>projecting this hard
>tfw silver spoon up my ass so never had to go through repossession

get a dog bro

>>1116615
>I have to rent my headwear

>>1116612
You get too long winded everytime you walk up the basement steps to empty your crap bucket

>>1116617
feel bad for you m8

>>1116618
>he empties his crap bucket
lmao

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>>1116614
> Hence, you

Von Erich yourself lynC+hetty autist

>>1116621
>he is into fat kids
Keep that shit on /b/

>>1116624
>He did this on a rented video game console

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Can't believe that TNA is having one of the better feuds on TV in 2016. WWE needs to step it up.

>>1116627
How did Byron convince McMahon to let him appear on TNA?

>>1116627
>those scars
Lashley looks like a fucking war vet. The hell happened to him?

>>1116627
>he is paid in rented silverware to shill TNA

>>1116630
MMA happened

>>1116599
>their gimmick translates well

This is my thought as well. Even marks/babbies will go along with AND YA CAN'T TEECH DAT! Casuals love to be part of interactive shit like theirs.

>>1116640
Big Cass pushed to the moon.
Enzo joins the social outcasts.

>>1116552
Dean vs Brock
Divas triple threat

That's really about it. The main event is going to be a trainwreck of biblical proportions. Shane vs Taker will see everyone and their dog interfere. Even if Shane wins, the authority will just come back 3 weeks later like at Survivor Series.

Apart from Jericho vs Styles, you can't be arsed to care about the jobber parade on the rest of the card.

>watching Total Divas
>It's a Bella Twins are idiots episode

I guess being attractive is the only skill they have. It's sad that society rewards people that have no depth other than how good they look.

>>1116647
>getting worked this hard by a scripted show
I don't think they're the idiots

>>1116647
Rent-a-Center wants their fedora back

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>>1116448
The Shield was born in 2012, almost four years ago.

How does this make you feel?

>>1116627
WHATS CARON BORBIN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE

>>1116658
Sad because all 3 had potential to be the new main event scene and breathe some life into this stale as fuck show. But in typical WWE fashion their booking was pathetic and creative makes it almost impossible to take them seriously.

>>1116586
Man, cats are crazy! lol

>>1116658
Old.

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yo, WWE released a sneak peek of the WM32 set.

and its fucking nothing.

so, is this thing like, outside?

>>1116689
18+

>>1116689
also, theres like, LED screens out the wazoo.

>>1116689
Shane is going to jump off of that star.

>>1116693
they put him in hell in a cell for a reason.
If you think he's going to be jumping off anything other than the top tope, you're going to be a very disappointed mark come this sunday.

>>1116693

>Vince is going to sacrifice his only son to make Wrestlemania watchable

TYBVince

>>1116693
nah, he is jumping off a thing and going through the undertaker lying on top of a table on top of the cell and they both drop through the cell and the ring.

>>1116696
Christ you're jaded, I was just joking.

>>1116696
Have sex

>>1116689
I suppose they can't really have to much above the ring cause the cell is there but I feel like they have got to be doing something else with that entrance

>>1116704
no stargate this time.

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Charlottefag 2 of 30 checking in. Can't wait for my beautiful girl to squash the rat and potato vermin this Sunday.

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>Xavier playing La Cucuracha totally was not racist guys I mean they're black after all and they've felt worse oppression than Mexicans

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>>1116723
>Charlotte 2 of 30
>checking in
>not "reporting in"

I'm just glad that someone's impersonating me actually.

>potato vermin

Also, I don't think I'm that mean spirited.

>>1116745
Aggression is the way forward.

>>1116735
i dont think anyone got offended for that.

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>>1116723
>he fucks horses

>>1116751
ADR doesn't take kindly to people making mexican jokes to him.

He got fired from WWE for slapping some office worker for making a racist joke to his face

>>1116753
CharGod transcends horses or humans or any other organism on this planet. She is perfection.

>>1116756
>some office cronie telling him to clean his car because he is mexican
vs
>one of the boys playing stereotypic music to pop the crowd

adr aint dumb.

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What's his name again?

>>1116765
Literally sun tzwhu?

>>1116745
>>1116723
> this desperate to pretend there is more than one person sad enough to husbando charles fellair

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>WWE finally caved and the decision has been made to rebrand the Divas division as the Women’s division. The official announcement will be made on Monday’s WWE RAW from Dallas, the night after WrestleMania.

>A new WWE Women’s Championship belt has already been commissioned. From what we’ve been told, the new Women’s Championship shows a strong similarity to the WWE World Heavyweight championship belt – but smaller.

>Charlotte will defend her Divas Championship against Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch this Sunday. We’ll find out on Sunday night which of the three competitors will have the honor of retiring the Divas Championship and ushering in the new era of Women’s wrestling in WWE

Thoughts on the rebranding? Who should be the one to retire the bedazzle belt?

>>1116765
Sasuke Naruto

>>1116775
>404 source not found

>>1116765
Liter. Ally-who

>>1116775
>We’ll find out on Sunday night which of the three competitors will have the honor of retiring the Divas Championship and ushering in the new era of Women’s wrestling in WWE

>new era

Storylines still suck.
Wrestling quality still sucks.
It's the same exact tripe, people just buy into it being better, for some reason.

>>1116779
inb4 Dave Meltzer from Nigger Slavery Observer

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>>1116758
>he stays up until 5am every Monday to watch a childrens show and fap to horses

>>1116775
>WWE finally caved
>ushering in a new era of Women's wrestling
I can tell this was written by a fat smark from reddit. The WWE is not going to get rid of the Diva brand.

>>1116788
I don't fap to my Lord. She is not to be sullied or tainted. I am not worthy.

>>1116775
And that will change... what, exactly? No one cares about womens wrestling besides fat smarks who pretend to like it only to post their waifus who they masturbate to at least twice a day

>>1116783
Almost everything you wrote applies to the male roster just as well, my familia.

>>1116775
proof that Shane wins at Mania.

>>1116793
Is a PR move

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>>1116793

>>1116800
Nobody of any importance cares about them being called Divas. Nobody. PR moves are not needed.

>>1116775
Fuck I hope this is real, I think Charlie should.

>>1116775

Sasha confirmed for going over

>>1116808
>Charlie retaining
Please no. I can't take another three months of these three going at it. Get some new challengers in there.

>>1116765
Tako Yaki Senpai

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>>1116775
>Honestly typing this out without any source

who the fuck is this piece of shit Jarvis Solid?

i'm dying to get hype for something this week

the HOF and Mania look so boring on paper

>>1116821
NXT

>>1116821
NXT Dallas

>>1116821
regardless of your opinion of memext the takeovers usually deliver

>>1116819
Gtfo aspie

>>1116796
I never said it didn't.

>>1116821
Lucha
Underground
Dario is back and he brought Matanza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zZFN5DFTu8

>>1116821
Sami Zzzayn vs Sasuke uchiha.

hopefully sami isn't boring anymore

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>>1116825
>>1116823
>>1116829
"no"

>>1116839
Suit yourself. If you want to miss out on quality matches because you're an epic anti-smark, that's on you.

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>post yfw Reigns wins
>turns Heel
>immediately becomes a chickenshit who can't win
>runs from 90% of his matches
>cheats to beat Kalisto on post-Mania Raw

>>1116849
Was Pre-Cena Rusev the last credible heel they had?

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>>1116842

>>1116855
Pre-Cena Rusev wasn't THAT credible. People over-rate him.
He went clean over guys on Swagger and Henry's level consistently. Sheamus was his biggest win. I don't think he even went decisive over Dean in their matches.

>>1116855
>credible heel
>WWE
'no'

>>1116856
I hate this board.

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>2 days until Sami Zayn vs Nakamura
The hype is killing me

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>cody rhodes is the one most dedicated to his gimmick
>gets no push
fuck this company and eden

>>1116890
>Fuck Eden

He does that daily senpai

>>1116546
agreed

>>1116890
That would be Bray.

>>1116888
>Literally who jap VS Vanilla midget terrorist
Oh yeah cant wait...

>>1116899
fuck off Dean Mark

>>1116898
Not sure how to bring Brayy back as a credible threat at this point

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You now remember The Corre

>>1116890
Cody is such a nerd faggot

I lost all respect for him when he sperged out on Josh because he called the Social Jobbers, "jobbers"

>>1116902
It's easy. Have him win.
Crowds will always believe in a talent they're invested in like buy into them looking strong.
Bray clearly has support, because whenever he's given anything to work with people start showing faith in him. He just very rarely gets any actual substance.

>>1116904
>I don't know why Jobber is insulting because I'm just a retarded internet smark

Kill yourself my man

>>1116900
;^)

>>1116903
Kek what the fuck is this shit?

>>1116898
In interviews the fat fuck breaks character all the time.

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What's Stan Hansen's best match?

>>1116903
Let's see
>Gabriel
Gone
>Jackson
Gone
>Woi Barra
Jobber
>Heaf Slata Baybay
Jobber

>>1116911
Barrett is technically gone

>>1116902
teach him how to wrestle.

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>>1116906
Its not an insult if its true my man
#Spearyourself

>>1116912
True.

>Woi Barra in a jobber stable again
>Same goes for Heath
rip

>>1116910
the one where he had to be stiff as fuck with his lariat because he is practically blind without his glasses and had to make sure he hit someone.

>>1116912
least they're giving him a mania payday

>>1116900
Come on now, this guy is worse than Dean Mark. He was capable of rare moments of actual contribution.

>>1116880
Is he autistic?

>>1116919
Spear urself my man

>>1116921
Yes, and an awful troll. He doesn't even try to be subtle. What happened to the masters of this craft? It's a lost art.

>>1116921
Yes

BRING BACK DEAN MARK

#BringBackDeanMark

>>1116930
Dean Mark was not actually so bad when he didn't go full "DUDE DEAN IS WINNING AT THAT SHITTY HOUSE SHOW"

>>1116541
I miss Bluepants

>>1116499
>>1116502


CAUSE THEY ARE LIVING THE DREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RECwpP2l1U

>>1116942

I hope vinlay wins

>>1116942
POO

>>1116947
IN

>>1116967
LOO

>>1116942
That's actually pretty cool

>yet another Sasha video uploaded to the youtube channel
Confirmed for crushing potato mark's dreams
#legitboss

>>1116975
No its fucking cringey, Rakesh

>>1116904
>calls jobbers jobbers

But he is completely right

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>>1116977
hyped

>>1116977
I'd lick her sweaty vagina after one of her matches if tou know what I mean

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Remember how in 1996 Goldust brought his daughter and wife to the ring to prove he wasn't gay? The kid turned out alright.

>>1116997
I'd hold her down and cum inside her vagina if u know what i mean?

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>>1116984
>Be indian child
>Have to shit in the street
>Come home from school on monday
>Survive the massive public dancing for one more day, praise god for that
>Want to watch favorite tv show with great John Cena and Ass Monster Naomi
>5FPS 240p internet stream isn't working tonight
>Start crying in bed
>Hear something, Think it's just another dance party or a very loud street shitter
>Look outside and see Rashid giving Rajan a spinerooni
>Dodge crumbling building and projectile shitters
>Watch real wwe royal rumble in india
>LOLRAJANWINS

>>1116997
what a QT

>>1116992
Sasha and Reigns alliance when? The two faces of the company, the biggest superstars in the world, need to unite.

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>>1116775
I've got an /asp/ exclusive first look at the new Women's Championship belt.

>>1116765
Chingchong Mcfriedrice

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>>1117010

>>1116997
She's a Rhodes.
How long before she gets in the business?
Her vs. Charlotte would be a huge money match for older fans.

>>1116765
Mitsubuchi Nintendo

>>1116765
nigger mctitties

>>1116997
Holy fuck i look in her eyes and all i see is Goldust

>>1116775
Lmao who fucking cares besides reddit?

This general is deader than Benoits family

>>1117062
oh so edgy

>>1117062
Grow up, get a salaried job, get a house, and build a little nest egg.

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Daddy Meltz confirmed that Jerigod is staying after mania

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>Kayfabe? Never heard of it

>>1116775
Possible spoiler for Shane vs. Undertaker? It makes sense.
>Shane wins and takes over Raw
>Comes out on Monday and says that he has big changes in mind
>Brings out Sasha and presents the new belt, makes the rebranding official
If this is true, that is.

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@1117078

>>1117080
Is that Viktor or Konnor?

>>1117067
>>1117072
I ain't being edgy this is real life my man.
Spear yourselves.

>>1117010
literally Cancer Champion

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I don't get Cody. Even on his non-kayfabe twitter he still acts in kayfabe.

>>1117080
>wahhhh

it died during the steroid trial

it died harder when wwe literally uploaded a video talking about vince CHOOSING to end the streak on youtube

complaining about a tweet is petty, dumb and a waste of your time

>>1117089
Charlotte already is one

>>1117080
>caring about kayfabe

>>1117094

He's a Rhodes.

They tend to do this sort of thing.

>>1117096
This. She sounds like she has throat cancer tbch pham

>>1117094
He is literally autistic.

>>1117094
He's not wrong about crowd chanting anything they want though.

>chant Benoit
>COMMERCIAL

>>1117087
>my man.
ha ha
ha ha ha
a ha ha ha ha
kindly fuck off.

>>1117096
She's the singles best champion the main roster has had in a while.
>no 20 minute jaaaahn promos
>isn't booked like the weakest person in the world
>actually draws heat
>

>>1117107
sufferin succotash you gotta beleeb dat my man

tater tots

>>1116787
Randomly edgy

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Was there anything more awkward then when The Miz won WWE CHAMPIONSHIP At mania and backstage when he came through they're was barely anyone theyre to congratulate him KEK

And HHH refused to shake his hand holy fuck thats sad. I feel bad for the little guy

>>1117125
Roman's dad throwing a hissy fit after Mania 31

>>1117125
I remember watching the video and I think Cena didn't shake his hand

>>1117094
is cody getting cucked by stardust?

I'd rather Charlotte or Becky win the belt but I maybe wouldn't mind Sasha winning if she goes full heel but if she stays as this tweener bullshit and doesn't step her promo game up she's gonna have a shit title run.

I mostly missed Sashas NXT stuff. Could she ever cut a promo?

>>1117129
Get worked smark

>>1117131
Damn i feel bad for Miz (not really,,hes an overrated skinnyfat pretty boi)

>>1117136

>>1117125
LEL TRIPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G814ARn3HZM

>>1117134
She was a passable promo for the most part on NXT. Better than she is now but never anything great special. Her charisma shines through better in the ring, not with a mic in her hand.

I agree, the tweener shit has gotta go. It's making her bland and uninteresting. She should be one of those heel for life types.

>>1117141
Zack ryder pissed as fuck

>>1117141
>I'm not the Jannetty

>...I'm not the Jannetty either!

>>1117134
What he said really
>>1117143

Her title run will probably be shit no matter what, though. She doesn't really have much to work with in the way of challengers. Becky vs. Sasha has been done to death and Lynch is going back to jobber city after Mania anyway. We might get a nice match or two with Charlie but what then?

Everybody else sucks except Nattie, Emma and Naomi but they're going to be stuck down in the total divas bs.

When people didn't want the same main event two years in a row, they didn't want the bryan triple threat insertion match 2 years in a row, not bryan being in the main event 2 years in a row.

>>1117163
>tfw we will never ever see Asuka vs Sasha
If only she were a bit younger. She could have some killer matches with the likes of Banks, Nattie and Becky.

>>1117163
I feel like Becky could have the best post mania title run but I don't think the WWE wants to write another story and they can just keep the face keeps nearly winning which they are already doing with Dean.

Also Nattie is just the filler woman. In between two feud they'll have a match and it's generally good but there's never a real story and build.

>>1117178
Becky would have the best run but the folk that wear a certain type of hat aren't lining up to buy her used shirts for thousands of dollars, so it'll be the Sasha show for years to come.

>>1117183
Is she still getting those annoying chants during other womens sections? I haven't really been watching Raw

What does spear urself mean?

>>1117186
Yes. The Becky vs. Charlotte match a few days ago was littered with it despite the fact she was sitting right there at ringside. Banks fanboys are the worst desu.

So it seems there's a little conference thingy to get autographs and take a pic in the cell in Dallas. That's like a mile away from me. I'll have pics of it tomorrow.

>>1117189
Can they not enjoy a match if she isn't in it? Not even like she isn't being pushed anymore. She's being pushed the hardest and doing the least.

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What would it take for you to stop watching?

>>1117194
I only really watch PPVs in full so theres not much they could do. Even those I skip through the shit I can't be arsed with. If they get so bad it comes out the other side I'd probably watch more,

>>1117192
>>1117192
I think it's a vocal minority of neckbeards from squared circle who think she's the greatest thing ever. Those types are totally blinded with obsession, you can't budge them. It's completely disrespectful to the people in the ring, imo.

It's Paige all over again. They'll get sick of her in a year or so and cry about how Becky got screwed or something.

>>1117194
I only watch PPVs and I stream them online. I started watching again at MitB and I'm pretty much at my breaking point.

Who is the biggest cuck in the history of the business?

>>1117194
I really only watch the matches and segments of a handful of people, so I guess they'd have to fire all of said wrestlers.

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>tfw we'll never get another Miz/Mundo match

Feels bad. Still feel think that they are each other's true rivals.

>>1117204
John Morrison

>>1117204
Linda McMahon.

>>1117194
I skim/disregard a great portion of the product and basically just watch the segments of people I like.
I truly absorb probably, like, 30 minutes of each Raw.
Eliminate those 30 minutes, I guess.
And assure they don't crop up on Smackdown.

>>1116942
>use husky harris commentary bit for when two people come out

KEK

>>1116498
He's a kiwi but he lives in Australia now

>>1117204
Matt Hardy

>>1117204
Chris Cuckdido.
Or a combination of both Kenny Dykstra and Mickie James. Based BMJ.

>>1116942
FUCKING BASED EDGE

>>1117204
Matt Hardy.

>>1116692
that's how they get to say
>WE ARE SOLD OUT HERE AT WRESTLEMANIA 32!
>OVER A HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE!
>giant titantron
>all these LED screens
>giant wrestlemania sign

they block off seats with all this crap then claim it's a sold out crowd

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I actually managed to book a decent WCW ppv in 2000

1/2

>>1117238
how about booking a decent wwe 2015-2016

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>>1117238


>>1117243
modern day mods are pretty poorly done

Reminder that Bryan is now fully rabid and locked deep below Titan Towers

>>1117246
What do you think they feed him?

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>I can't wait to see how Kevin Steen and El Generico do at 'mania.

>>1117253
Carrots

2 years later, was ending the streak a mistake?

>>1117262
WWE has been a mistake for the past 2 years

>>1117262
no

>>1117262
Taker wanted it gone for like 10 years so eh

You could say that it should've gone to a younger guy but with WWE's retardation who's to say how long that would've lasted. At least the rub wasn't wasted on Brock, who's basically the physical incarnation of Vince's ideal superstar.

>>1117262
"yes"

>>1117264
Your life was a mistake

>>1117246
Kek probably

>>1117231
This, I want to a PPV a while back and WWE kept saying it was "COMPLETELY SOLD OUT!!!" meanwhile im looking around and i see literally chunks of rows with empty seats kek

>>1117204
Matt Hardy

>>1116817
Look it up, it's real.

>>1117274
>>1117231
technically since every ticket is bought (most just go to third party ticket sales) they do sell out. plus some people don't come to the show even though they buy tickets.

>>1117280
Please seek sunlight nerd

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>CM Punk was the one who censored nig words like 2bh and s mh

Why, Philo?

>>1117308
Phil is Hiroshima

>>1117308
R A C I S T

>>1117308
Based Phil

>>1117308
BEATO?

>>1117308
Philly Phil getting mad lel

SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA

Post Indian WWE

>http://youtu.be/01OYAnlYs0g

>Raw after Mania
>Shane has lost and went away again
>Reigns is champion
>The Authority resume their efforts to get the title away from him
>It's December 2015 all over again but for the next 8 years
How would /wwe/ feel?

>>1117334
>dat fucking bulldog at 1:20

>>1117334
BASED PANJEETS PUTTING CENA OVER

>>1117334
stone cold kid sells like a champ

Who is the real best pure striker in the game?

>tfw /wwe/ generals are during the day during the work week and nobody posts in them after 300 posts and the it becomes a cuck shed until it hits page 8

fucking NEEETs

>>1117356
In WWE would have to be Lesnar, Nakamura or Corbin.

>>1117356
Messi

>>1117365
Only 2 es in NEET retard.

I love to buy and wear divas merch but I'm a little "embarrassed" to buy divas merchandise in person and maybe some of you are feeling the same way. So I will share some tips on how to avoid feeling awkward.

Do what I do. Buy other shirts so your divas shirt will be "lost in the shuffle" and camouflaged.

Use a credit card to pay for the shirt (or cash if you have enough), but buy a bunch (4-5) of other NEW shirts as well (so it won't be obvious) make sure 2 or 3 of them are new releases as well. Then buy them all at once and come back..... 2 or 3 weeks later and return the other shirts. Oh, make sure you preorder some new merch too, maybe a Lucha Dragons mask or Neville shirt?

Here is my list:
>Paige "Scream For Me" t-shirt: My main objective
>Brock Lesnar gym bag: So i look sporty, but not mainstream
>Dean Ambrose "Unstable" beer mug: To look badass and hardcore
>Bray Wyatt fedora: To Blend in with the dark gothic nature of the Paige shirt
>Nikki Bella "Fearless" baseball cap: So my Paige shirt doesn't look out of place with this badass merch
>4 sets of Daniel Bryan wristbands: So it looks like I have alot of friends to watch wrestling with

And I will preorder some Roman Reigns stuff to further my badass image.

Then 4 weeks later (so they forget my face) i will use a sharpie to cross the Paige shirt off the receipt and just return all the other items.

This worked for me when I purchased a Brie Mode shirt, AJ Lee wallet and Tyler Breeze iPhone case. Of course, I had to use different merchandise for covering fire at the time.

Good luck guys, hope my guide helps.

>>1117404
speak english fuck boy

>>1117411
thread is over 300 posts idiot you are wasting your time

>>1117411
>yet another epic diva copy pasta, probably from reddit
zzzz

>>1117411
This is clearly a troll post but you just know somebody out there does this shit. How pathetic and autistic do you have to be? If you like a diva or any superstar then just wear their merch. Who gives a shit what other people think?

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>Turn Roman heel and give him a silent badass mob gimmick where he wears suit
>Give Roman every title including the Divas title
>Unify them all into a new belt called "WWE Samoan Heavyweight Championship"
>Let Reigns go on a ten year spree with it and have The Usos be his personal bodyguards

>>1117308
>nig words
Please have sex you inferior underage hillbilly faggot

>>1117447
nu-male reddit faggot triggered as fuck

just add nig and nigger to your filter so you can have your little hugbox you sperg

>>1117447
>My IQ is getting repossessed

>>1117447
I am still making monthly installments on my PS3 from the allowance my mommy gives me
>I will own it outright before 2018!

>>1117457
I wish you luck in that, poorfagbro.

Does anyone here wear long white socks?

Who's ready for RAW to get SAWFT on Monday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJDjsZH-ic

>Tfw liking anything on /asp/ will get you a flood of posts about how you're supposedly renting everything in your house.

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>>1117475
>white socks

Mick Foley's son is on a youtube show right now live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwdN_0CrZ4

>>1117475
I used to but then I got laid

>>1117491
Surwe you did bro

>>1117495
Alright you got me, I never wore long white socks. I just didn't feel like that big of a faggot to do so

>>1117498
>he had his white socks repossessed

>>1117500
>he had white socks at one point in time

>>1117491
There is nothing wrong with long white socks

I wear them whenever I take my wife's son out

>>1117509
18+

If your socks don't cut off at your ankles, you are a fucking virgin.

If you wear socks at all, you are a fucking virgin.

you are a fucking virgin.

I only wear patrician Rob Kardashian™ socks so fuck off virgin neets

>>1117536
No, you're a fucking virgin

>>1117550
They aren't white so its fine

>>1117577
they are 55$ a pair it better be fine

>>1117584
It's not, actually. Totally unacceptable.
S
M
H

>>1117588
stay poor neetboy

>>1117594
>he will soon be reduced to renting his socks

>>1117604
one pair of my socks is worth your entire yearly GBP allowance