Based day edition
Coachman subedition
First for ramen
>Quattro
It's cinco you fucking cuck
Fuggg I meant cinco =(
Happy Birthday Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFaaU0NWfas
/sp/ BTFO
How long has Q and Sal been there?
>>1111485
Es numero cinco culero pendejo
>>1111505
way to fuck up
WE SPORTS NOW
Reminder that the wrestlemania gamethread will be on /sp/ this Sunday
WWE CONFIRMED A SPORT
First for wrestling being a sport
Espn isnt going to allow coach to take a bump right?
>KEKTRO
LEARN ESPANOL YOU PUTA
/sp/ BTFO!
s
p
/
B
T
F
O
!
WWE
CONFIRMED
A
FUCKING
SPORT
>>1111510
Whole show, why would you ask?
>>1111517
Damn str8 m8
>>1111517
LET IT HAPPEN
Someone make a thread on /qa/ after raw about wwe officially being a sport.
Japs should be up shortly after raw.
WHO /sp/ HERE?
Mods, you heard the Coach.
It ain't called "Alternative Sports" Center.
they said coach but that's not terry bradshaw
WE'RE GOING BACK TO /SP/ BOYS
>>1111517
I LOVE IT MAGGLE!
>The Coach
I-IS HE THE FOURTH MAN IN THIS PICTURE?
THE CAREER OF A LIFETIME RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN KID. I HOPE YOU LOVE IT. YOU JUST SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
>>1111534
Fuck off.
WWE IS A SPORT
>>1111526
I wonder how many strings Coach had to pull to get this shit done
Is Stone Cold still considered the GOAT?
>>1111534
That
WELCOME TO MY _____
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY WRESTLING IS A SPORT THREADS ON /SP/!?!?!?!?
/sp/ absolutely rekt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxgqpCdOKak
It's time boys
back to /sp/
>>1111551
vagina
>>1111549
No, X-Pac is
>>1111551
Blouse?
>>1111549
Forever will be
>>1111551
Spunk dungeon
>>1111551
Hose
Does that mean we're gonna have a Wreslemania edition of SportsCenter Top 10?
>>1111551
>/sp/ thread!
>>1111555
I'm really disappointed that that wasn't return of the Mack
Does anyone else remember the Romannator ad?
Cringe as fuck.
>tfw the boys are back in /sp/
YES
>>1111485
>mfw there's an air soft gun thread
How is that /wwe/ related? Is it a wrestlers gimmick? I'm confused as to why it's on our board
>>1111528
I just noticed them
SPEAK TO ME CONNOR!
BIG MATCH JOHN
SAVE US
talk to me
So why is Snoop Dogg going into the HOF?
>not giving the warrior award to a vet
When the fuck did they get the table back?
Kane's sister?
THE WARRIOR DIDN'T WANT AN AWARD LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING LYING CUNTS
HE WANTED AN AWARD FOR THE BACKSTAGE GUYS WHO MAKE THE SHOWS HAPPEN.
YOU'RE LITERALLY REWRITING SOME OF THE FINAL TELEVISED WORDS OF A DEAD MAN FOR PUBLIC RELATIONS SERVICES.
>>1111574
>our board
You faggots can't even have your own general.
>You now remember that Sandow was buried by Cancer.
might as well change it to the cancer award
>Warrior award concept completely fucked over
wew thanks Steph
Can I get a this?
This place has no mods huh?
>CANCER POP
Who?
>>1111587
During the Becky vs Charlotte match.
>Literally Who getting in the HoF
This is fucking stupid
>>1111589
jim johnston deserves this award more than anyone
>ANOTHER award named after the Ultimate Warrior
>>1111589
Pretty disgusting, but Vince is a piece of shit.
these Shane and Taker promos are better than I thought
>>1111600
Warrior Award isn't HoF Inductee.
I can't figure out why there is a Warrior's Award. I thought Warrior hated Vince and WWE forever and now just because the asshole died a few days after WM we have to have a stupid award.
If they wanted a Warrior award, why not have an Eddie Guerrero award?
>>1111584
compensation for Sasha Banks losing to Based Lass Kicker
>>1111584
Because Hogan was recorded saying "nigger".
>>1111600
She's not in the HoF, just some shitty award
get in here
>>66447137
>>1111590
Check the catalog. This is our board.
>>1111591
>>1111507
>>1111534
>>1111563
>>1111585
That
>>1111604
SPEAK TO ME CONNOR!
>>1111599
Ah, I was making dinner during that match
>>1111602
Fuck off, bit
>>>/sp/66447192
>>>/sp/66447137
So how hard do you think Coach pushed for this? It's obvious not one other person at ESPN gives one fuck about rasslin.
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Connor can you hear me?
>>1111589
What do you expect from the company that released a video entitled "The self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>those boos
BASED BUBBA
>>1111619
Looks pretty good Rey.
>>1111613
It was better when you weren't here.
No wonder /sp/ wanted to get rid of you faggots.
So can someone tell me what the difference between stealing and taking?
Bully pls go
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is like a scene from a WWE video game LMAO
Why is Snoop dog on the Hall of Fame?
Why the fuck Lemmy isn't? He is more related to wrestling
hey bubba
ROMAN BTFO
BASED BULLY
THE BANTZ
Bubba is the best.
>>1111485
Xavier is still fun at ringside but their promos are dreadfully unfunny
How you want your mania senpai?
Fucking based Bubba
>Cheers when Trips cone in
BASED BULLY RAY
holy shit bubba
>>1111632
Niggers steal, Shane called Vince a nigger
Hahahahha
BAH GAWD STOP THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
BASED BUBBA
Fucking love bullys bantz
>TFW The Attitude Era wants to beat you up
>they're not letting Roman speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy7o6WvrYuA
Post yfw /sp/ gets absolutely BTFO by the Coach
>>1111624
There's rumors of ESPN wanting RAW or other WWE programming
Trying to get cheers by pitting Roman against heel Dudley's. Yeah, that's going to work. The crowd goes mild.
Bubba is a hell of a heel
>EAT THE WALL
>EAT THE WALL
REIGNS CONFIRMED FOR WINNING
WHERE'S DEANO
>another stable to make roman look strong
FUCK YOU SENILE VINCE
>now ya got yourself into a predicament, huh
holy shit
that was fucking hillarious
>>1111608
>I can't figure out why there is a Warrior's Award.
WATCHA GONNA DO SAMOA HUH
WATCHA GONNA DO SAMOA HUH
HUH WHATCHA GONNA DO YOU SAMOAN PRICK?
>this guy is having trouble getting over
>i know, let's get a local legend to beat the shit out of him
wwe booking ladies and gents
>they had to mute the crowd because it was just cheers
Triple H needs way less TV time.
>your dream is over
I wish
>It's a "everyone does everything they can to help get Roman over" episode
Omg those triple h punches kek
>HEY ROMAN
>YOU WANNA FIGHT
>COME STAND OVER HERE
>COME WALK OVER HERE JUST A LITTLE BIT ROMAN
>YOU WANNA FIGHT
>WE CAN DO SO
>AS LONG AS YOU DO SO RIGHT OVER HERE
>COME ON ROMAN
>JUST WALK OVER HERE
>COME ON
>JUST WA-OOOOOH YEAH
>MY BLACK FRIEND JUST WALKED IN OFF SHOT
>YOU'RE FUCKED NOW
>YOU'RE IN A PREDICAMENT
>A PREDICAMENT
>that cheer when Roman was laying down
>Thinking a Brooklyn legend like Bubba Ray is going to get booed for beating up Roman
>>1111608
How new are you? They named it after him because of the speech he made when he was inducted in the HOF. He meant for it to honor backstage workers, but they hijacked it for publicity stunts
>>1111676
that
>>1111664
ESPN is not going to waste 3 hours primetime on RAW dipshit
they always have real sports during the weeknight 8-11 window
>>1111679
get off 4chan, you're supposed to be working Roman
>>1111681
>roman ever getting over with the smark crowd
It's not happening any time soon
>THOSE CHEERS
HAHHAHAHAHA
>eat the wall
>eat the wall
Man Bubba should be given the WWE title at least once before he retires. Even if just for a short reign.
Is this Roman guy a mute!
Bullying a disabled person isn't cool.
>>1111672
Typical Queens shit talk. God the entire northeast coast of the USA have the ugliest accents in the country.
>>1111683
Its like Bubba read the original script, said it sucked, and just read off the instructions to Roman instead
>>1111683
MICHAEL COLE: OH NO IT WAS A TRAP!!!!
literally there's nothing they can do to stop the booing
>>1111681
Steph has the best facial expressions.
>COME OVER HERE SOMOA
>>1111683
i'm havin a giggle m8
>>1111656
I don't get it.
>>1111664
If anything, they'd just make a Sunday Night Heat-like show for them to do recaps and jobber matches.
>>1111694
Well that would put him on par with Zach Gowen at least
>>1111690
He's boring m9. Always has been. The only reason he was ever over was because of Shawn Michaels.
>all those cheers
KEK
>>1111647
Just fuck my Taker up
>>1111696
Guess you never heard a southern accent then.
>>1111608
Warrior wanted an award for the likes of lighting guys, cameramen etc. who spend years with WWE doing vital jobs for no recognition. Corporate bastardised it for publicity.
>>1111711
Oh great this faggot is here again.
>>1111711
And this faggot is why WWE is miving back to /sp/. This board needs serious work
so now that wwe is a sport will you all be going back to /sp/?
What are the chances of Cesaro going over when he returns and becoming champion?
>>1111683
>"COME ON TOUGH GUY LETS DO IT HUH COME ON HUH LETS GO SAMOAN TOUGH GUY YOU WANT SOME HUH!? LETS GO COME ON LETS FINISH IT YEAH LETS GO! COME ON HUH! YEAH TOUGH GUY COME ON LETS GO HUH!? BIG TOUGH MAN LETS GO HUH!?"
>Some autist has been manually quoting posts for close to two hours now for no apparent reason
How do I not end up like this?
>from dreamer
>not Tommy dreamer
>>1111724
Cero
The final digit of this post is how good Wrasslemania will be out of 10.
>>1111683
>>1111724
You know how much Vince hates rasslin
>>1111726
get a gf
HOTHEAD CONFIRMED
>>1111733
>>1111726
>to two hours now
he's been doing this for about 2 weeks now
HOTHEAD
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>1111717
Carolina and Texas are great accents. Alabama and Louisiana are shit-tier.
>>1111726
The first step is not coming here.
>>1111726
take your vitamins and say your prayers
>Austin podcast on Thursday
Well shit ok
>>1111733
seems about right
SOMEONE GET THAT HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
Can we do something about this posting please
HE'S A HOTHEAD MAGGLE
>>1111726
We have to go back to /sp/.
>>1111726
Its either the janny or Dean Mark
RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME RYBACKS TIME
>Your dream is over!
>2 times champ already
Kalisto looks like a Mortal Kombat character more every week
>mexican
>US champion
Kalisto!!! I love this guy!
>>1111726
I want to know what set him off. Which comment was it? Maybe he was mad he didn't get the get? Is he a Roman fan? Is he the please have sex 18+ guy? Could it be that one scat spammer from /sp/?
I just want to know
Are Roman/Haitch getting another segment?
That seriously can't be the buildup to the main event of Mania
Kalisto looks like a Mortal Kombat character.
>>1111726
Have sex
>>1111743
>Carolina
No, just no.
Why are you people still here? We back home on /sp/ now!
>THE ASSCENSHUN
>>1111743
Good taste. I just moved to Tennessee from Texas. I wasn't expecting the accents to be so different.
So Kalisto is their way to make fun of Lucha Underground or something?
>The Ascension
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY'VE BEEN ON TV IN OVER A YEAR.
>The Ascencion
>>1111761
>please have sex 18+ guy
Please dont lump those two memes together. Please have sex is funny. 18+ is terrible.
Konnor looks big, and not in a good way.
Konnor
>just
Hehehe Ryback is jobbing so Kalisto gets his WM momment.
>>1111767
Good one m8
>>1111770
kalisto has more talent in his little finger than the entire underground roster
>don't use The Ascension
>new ring gear
What the fuck is the purpose of this
>ITDS JUST LIKE KANAH MAGREGA MAGGLE HAHAHA I LOVE IT I LOVE REFERENCING OTHER SPORTS LIKE A GREMLIN
Why?
>>1111771
literally worse than tripfags
JBL BLOWING OUT MANLETS
>>1111761
Most likely a Roman Fan.
>the accession is still a thing,
The Ascension deserve a push
>dat botched drop
How many plants do they have in the crowd?
>>1111763
Konnor looks like Kano, Kalisto is Reptile.
>KKK
How do those luchas jump into the ring like that?
I hate how they make Kalisto look like a shitty champion. He's had one convincing win over his entire reign as champ
Holy shit, that was the Job of the year!
LOOCHAR LOOCHAR LOOCHAR LOOCHAR
HAHAAHAH I DUNNO WHAT THIS LOOCHAR STUFF IS BUT I LOVE IT!
>>1111772
>he doesn't remember the based cosmic ascension
B I G
G U Y
>>1111780
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>boreback
IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE?
>>1111780
Are you shitting me m9?
how short was that?
>THE MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE
>>1111797
They're Mexican Jumping Beans.
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
MY PG LEGEND SAVING THIS SEGMENT
BASED AS FUCK
> The big guy
>>1111797
They jump, duh
Batista vs Rey Mysterio?
What is the Ascensions gimmick even?
I have no idea what their point is, they just dress up like retards. Where are the vaudevillains?
GILLLBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRG
when will they ever learn?
I hope these guys have a great match together
DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY DA BIG GUY
I really want to like Ryback, I do, but like everything else, WWE makes it hard to.
easily the worst Mania ever
>>1111726
Continue not having sex, mostly.
So who wins on Sunday: the big guy or the little guy?
my beautiful ryback will crush that flippy manlet
ANOTHER SHIT SEGMENT
>Goldberg chants
Let it go. Goldberg was a Stone Cold clone anyway
Remember when Ryback was the most over guy on the roster? How did that ever happen?
he's a big guy
>>1111797
feed me more, more like feed me snore
>>1111797
There's a trampoline there
>>1111817
Well they were supposed to be like a doomsday cult
lets go big guy
Wow, that was worse than tug of war.
>my beast
dats kind of gay
Were those patches of hair on that fuck?
Bawls Flaymin
POST YFW DA BIG GUY COMES OUT IN A BANE MASK ON SUNDAY AND KALISTO IS DRESSED AS CIA
>>1111832
CM Punk happened. Yep, Haitch had nothing to do with him falling off.
>>1111839
>5'11" and 6'0" difference
>>1111831
Thanks for the (You) senpai
>>1111832
I'm so glad I didn't watch at that time. I caught an Intercontinental reign from him and nothing stands out. I don't understand how people like the guy
>>1111842
Ascension's make up
>>1111839
>5'9
>6'1
>>1111836
But why do they try to hide it? Are they trying to trick people into thinking they are actually jumping?
>There's over an hour left to the show
>>1111839
Is ryback short?
So the >this posters are Roman fans? Figured
That Dominoes commercial is so mean. Why purposely try to overwhelm a group of people working for minimum wage?
>>1111842
Konnor's facepaint
>>1111846
have sex
The based incarnate
>>1111847
autism
So Ryback wins at Wrestlemania?
>>1111860
18+
>>1111838
That could have been kinda cool I guess.
This is bs. Ryback should be facing Brock, not some manlet. Deanetty should be in the ARMBAR happening on the pre-show.
>>1111854
>Are they trying to trick people into thinking they are actually jumping?
Yes
>>1111858
Because pizza places are shit
>>1111858
But they're going to be on tv senpai
>>1111860
My bf literally pounded my pussy an hour before RAW senpai
spanish fag here
should I kill myself instead of watching this awful shit?
>>1111864
autism
>>1111825
Its kinda hard with a limited roster, but it will not be the worst I dont think
>>1111856
ryback is taller than cena
>>1111856
He claims he's 6'2" but he's actually like 6'. He's shorter than Rollins
>the mineral
>>1111839
SUNDAE
BORK
OH DAMN ITS BROCK
>>1111869
>my pussy
>my anus
>>1111874
yeah but I think the booking could be waaaaay better
>>1111871
Have sex
BROCK LESNAR IS HERE
BBBROCK LESNAR IS HERE
>>1111876
I met Cena in person, he's only 5'11"
Bork Bork Bu Bork Bork
>DAT BORK POP
>tfw every time i tombstone my gf she licks my penis and i can never get the tombstone off
think Shane employs this strategy sunday, counters the tombstone 100% of the time.
BORK BORK BORK
JIMMIE JOHNS
>>1111886
cuck
Heyman is good, but that heavy breathing and snorting shit really grinds my gears.
>>1111889
>>1111875
Enough Dean Mark
Odds of Ambrose going over?
Ladies and gentlemen, My name is Bawls Flaymin
>>1111870
No.
No lo hagas, por nosotros tus hermanos de /wwe/
>>1111897
>grinds my gears
18+
>>1111899
cena/10
>Anything is legal...and I mean anything
HE'S GONNA RAPE HIM
Will /sp/ acknowledge wrestling as a sport now that E!SPN has?
>>1111899
100% chance
>>1111899
What does Lesnar have to gain from going over?
>>1111905
Grande ese shurmano español o mejicano.
Is Wrestlemania going to be on at the same time as someone getting lucille'd on The walking dead?
>>1111908
>BAW GAWD BORK WITH THE 24 INCH COCK STRAIGHT UP THE ASS OF AMBROSE
>>1111917
Who /DVR/ here?
BARAK
LAESNAR
>>1111899
Same odds as this guy spamming the thread being cured of his autism and getting a girlfriend
>>1111917
Probably
>>1111913
No te preocupes, pronto tendremos banderas cuando regresemos a sp.
>>1111923
DVR's are GOAT
>>1111909
the E in ESPN literally stands for entertainment so no
Why does it look like someone from Jersey Shore jazzed on Paul Heymans face. Nigga is all orange and shit
Has anyone in WWE referred to brock as the vanilla gorilla?
>UFC is real
>>1111917
>enjoying the walking dead season 5
Or is it season 6? I don't fucking care or know naymore
>Politically cuckrrectfags btfo
Thanks Heyman.
HEYMAN BURYING PG
OY GEVAULT
>not only illegal, they are encouraged
BATISTA BTFO
>People booing Ambrose
I JUST MIGHT GET ON TOP OF DEANETTY TONIGHT
>>1111937
If it wasn't brock would still be there, being the biggest draw they had.
How'd the Shane and taker bit go? Can shame actually do stuff? Read he hit a flying elbow on the announce table.. Maybe the wm match won't be as bad as I thought
Oh god Brok is gonna rape Dean
Rape confirmed
>>1111940
It's not champagne tv but can you really make that call considering you're posting in a raw game thread.
>>1111953
Expect spot city and both men to retire at the rate we're going this year
Awww, Deano brought a little red wagon.
>>1111929
I'll see you on /tv/ after wrasslemania, I think all the devastated darylfags will be in bed by then
>>1111963
I just... I watch this shit out of habit. It's like a drug
Still, everything up through season 4 was pretty enjoyable but everything after just seems to blur together. I don't really remember shit other than Carol fixing that guy's dislocated shoulder (cuz i have the same thing)
It's the same thing as Game of Thrones; really like it, but god damn there's just too much going on
Dean just cut the promo of the year without saying a word. Tell me why he isn't getting pushed but Ramen is?
shit segment
sigh. yawn. good god. boring as fuck segment. can someone please put a sock in maggles mouth?
>that was it
wew
>>1111981
300
this place is a shithole
>>1111984
I think this half of the season has been the best one yet, every episode so far has shocked me at least a little
they really don't know how to use Lesnar, do they?
>>1111917
I'm pretty sure Brock is the one getting lucille'd Sunday night
>>1112023
Should I just wait until it's all over and I can binge watch it, or should I make the attempt to catch up?
Why didn't Ambrose go in to attack Lesnar? New Jack would have fought and he was crazy.
>>1112055
Last episode is this sunday, the show is much better binge watched.
>>1112055
How far behind are you? If its only this B season, then I recommend you catch up. If its farther, then just wait until it ends and binge watch
>>1112068
Excellent, I can start now, torrent all of the latest season, and by the time I finish catching up, the torrent for the last episode will be out
See you in the other thread friendo
>>1112088
15+ episodes behind
>>1112038
Book him better, smartass
DIS IS MOI HAAAAAS
PAUL HEYMAN CONFIRMED FOR /pol/cuck
Ryder ad Emma got a win tonight.
>>1112120
Yeah just binge watch as much as you can this week, it'll be worth it
>The Game says it's not a game