N O C H A N C E
>Sasha's booty
VINCE MCMAHON APPEARANCE
>>1110534
stop posting traps cuck
God damn, pull that camera back a little Dunn.
Vince is looking old as shit.
OOOOOHHHH RENEE
>>1110537
>Sasha
>booty
kek, she's almost as flat as charlie
>>1110512
Genetic Jackhammer time
>yfw Ryder wins at Mania
>Becketty
Top kek. Only there to eat the pin.
>>1110537
screencap for me please you piece of shit
>>1110534
>all that arm hair
Shane tan af
ORANGE SKIN
>Shane O's profile
wow he looks really orange
What's your problem guy
Shane lookin orange
WHO /wwe/ HERE?
>mfw it's only a quarter till the 2nd hour
They're blowing their load so early
Mfw fat weeboo near me
whoooooooooooof
>>1110550
WWWYKI!
Based Roman Sasha going over at mania
Shane needs to take it easy on the spray tan
>>1110551
She's confirmed to win at wrestlemania, my friend
>>1110105
>Post yfw Shane wins but literally nothing changes
I like Vince's contrast ties.
>Shane on the mic
what happened?
>>1110563
We all /wwe/ here senpai
Nice spray tan, Shane
>>1110572
It isn't spray tan, he's been training on the Sun.
>>1110548
t. Becky
>>1110565
maybe they're saving for something really big later on
Optimism is a good thing m8
>dominos is so bad that they hire people to buy their food
>>1110574
'no'
Mick Foley is visiting my university's campus for Sexual Assault Awareness Month, holy kek.
Why is getting laid a big deal?
>>1110574
And then you wake up
DAILY REMINDER BEATO IS A F/A/G
>>1110585
Not with WWE, you are guaranteed to be disappointed.
>boo
>they're gonna close with Roman up on the corner with a shot of the WM sign behind him
FFS
Shane oompa loompa
>>1110550
>>1110583
Training his new finisher: le leaping elbow to arm drop.
>>1110598
>Peru
>>1110583
Very nice
>>1110585
>HHH roman tug of war
>>1110579
WWE creative
>>1110547
Is that Sgt. Slaughter?
>>1110598
>he's PERUVIAN
AHAHHAHAHHAHHA GO EAT PIGEONS BEATO U FUCKING LLAMA
>MFW I cant wait for the delicious Roman Reigns Boos
Thank god they got rid of Norm as the Colonel.
>Lucha Underground ad
>During Raw
Why does Vince allow this? That's one of their competitors
This Raw has been bretty good
TOO good
Something is up
>>1110590
>not enjoying an 8 dollar 4 topping medium pizza from dominos when really drunk
everything has a purpose
>>1110598
Weeboos when will they learn
>>1110609
Try following your own advice, nerd
>>1110592
He's been an activist for that stuff for a long time, not really surprising or funny desu
Haitch is going over at Wrestlemania guys.
WHAT LEGEND/WEAPON COMBO WILL GIVE DEAN A BLESSING THIS WEEK ON HIS QUEST?
>"IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING, YOU'RE DEAD TO US."
What did they mean by this?
>>1110550
>>1110585
Still to come...
>New Day
>Lesnar
>Stephanie emasculating a male wrestler
>HHH and Ramen
THREADLY REMINDER
DO NO RESPOND TO TRIPFAGS. IGNORE THEM AND THEY WILL EVENTUALLY STOP
Stay safe.
>>1110619
>LU
>Competition
Kek.
>>1110620
Reigns will probably cut a promo worse than tater tots at the end of the night and leave everyone sour.
>>1110591
>>1110597
First year watching wrestling? I'll explain , kiddos: the "loser" up until mania, especially on the raw before, wins most of the time.
>>1110624
WOOF
Charlotte is pretty qt with short hair 2bh.
Flare is truly the GOAT
>>1110619
It's up to the network, not WWE
My boy is going over this Sunday.
>I'm sorry
;_;
andre vagina
>>1110619
He probably doesn't know what the word lucha means.
That and its not competition. WWE isn't Pro Wrestling. Its "Sports Entertainment"
>>1110638
Not this time. Sasha Reigns is booked strong as fuck. Becky is a jobber to the stars. It couldn't be more obvious who will win.
Will AJ be the next HBK?
>happy birthday dad
;_;
>happy birthday, dad
Damn, Curtis.
>Big Show
>Social Outcasts
Please retire big show
>>1110629
Tommy Dreamer singapore cane
>"I'm sorry, I love you"
every fucking time
Ric Flair's last match* SPONSORED BY SNICKERS**
*Apart from all those other ones.
**Snickers taste like shit
Piss break, nice
>>1110635
These people are too retarded to listen to you.
>>1110624
she needs to wash her face looks like she has a dingleberry on her chin
who's ass has Charlotte been eating?
WELLWELLWELLWELLWELL
Who /yee/ here?
SOCIAL BASEDCASTS
>>1110638
No, but it's clearly yours. Either Charlotte retains or Sasha wins. Becky is just there to eat the pin.
I'll paypal you $25 if oompa loompa girl wins. Cap this.
>>1110646
10 years of bbygurl, get ready everyone
>>1110629
Sandman is going to give him a bottle of bourbon and a pack of cigarettes.
>happy birthday, dad
dem feels
>>1110652
seth
>>1110620
Is the last before mania, it has to be good. But is WWE so I'm pretty sure they will make Roman fuck up everything
>HAPPY BDAY DAD
>>1110669
CLOCKWORK
>Happy birthday dad
Didn't Kane just chokeslam Big Show last week? Why the fuck are they teaming together?
a Kane and Big Show match after a promo segment about Shane feuding with his father
Where is the TNA invasion?
>>1110653
>>1110654
Fuck man
>>1110666
YEE
>Social Jobbers vs Big Show Kane
Welp.
Big show and kane tag team again pls
>Social Outcasts
>Big Show
> Fat Kane
Here comes the shit show
Here comes the fucking train wreck
Are they really trying to put Kane and Beeg against two of these goobers
>Big Show
>Social Outcasts
Here we go, show finally going downhill
>>1110512
oh boy the andrew the giant challenge or whatever who the eff cares.
>Kane is a face again
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't dump Raw and just go read comics or something
>>1110669
cockwork
>>1110657
You mean Sandman?
>>1110656
Please have sex
>Happy birthday Dad
Tell me about Kane. Why does he wear the wig?
>Happy Birthday Dad.
SO MANY JOBBERS
>DQ
Wait, Curt Henning died? Fucking when?
>>1110669
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>all these jobbers
>Happy Birthday, dad
>they ended it immediately
Thank you WWE creative
SO MANY BOYS IN THE RING RIGHT NOW
TOO MANY JOBBERS
Based Sandow on Tv
BASED SANDOW ON TV
So their doing this thing again
>happy birthday dad
;_;
>>1110669
fucking clockwork
MOVE OVER NEW TALENT
SWAGGIE TIME
SANDOW SIGHTING
>All these jobbers
Le battle royal preview segment
>>1110698
hot mom
LEGIT WHY
DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW DAMIEN SANDOW
all the wrestlers nobody cares about in one place!
>Bo in a singlet
>that no-pop for the double chokeslam
>>1110698
WOOF
RAW
IS
SAWFT
>Tyler Breeze involved this shit
what went wrong you guys?
is bo dallas wearing a fucking dallas cowboys themed outfit?
are you fucking kidding me that's cool as flippin heck
Thank God for this, I thought we were actually going to have to suffer through that tag match. The people in creative are actually trying hard tonight.
John Cena will return to win the Andre the Giant memorial battle royal.
>>1110727
Where? Screencap pls.
AND NOW ALL THE JOBBERS ARE FLOODING THE RING
>>1110726
They did this last year to build up momentum for the jobber royale.
>Sandow was on TV
Who said happy birthday dad?
BAH GAWD THEY LOOK SO STRONG
Could big showhave counted that a little louder?
Are New Day officially in a match for Mania yet?
Are they gonna face the League of Jobbers?
POST YFW RAW BECOMES S A W F T
>that cutie in the piper shirt
>happy birthday dad
>>1110733
He's a manlet with a shit gimmick
>Dat Q.T Hotrod
>>1110736
Sure, why not
>that trannie bouncing around in the Hot Rod tshirt.
>>1110669
In the manner of an analog device used for telling time.
>Quadruple Chokeslam
>Quadruple
>Quads
>>1110733
Kevin Dunn happened
>>1110733
Vince buried him for no reason. HHH legit was angry at that.
>>1110733
Kevin Dunn is a fucking idiot, that's what happened.
Just be thankful Zayn and KO aren't in this shit.
>>1110698
>so new he doesn't know about woof
filtered
>Hotrod dancing girl
>>1110742
I mean those old fucks being the last men standing, it's so boring and samey
How old is truth he fought axel's dad once?
>>1110718
>>1110750
This.
>>1110749
Haven't been watching much, though Mark Henry was injured. When the fuck did he come back?
Also, replay of Roman's attempted rape.
>he likes the white new day
>>1110744
The axeman said it
INCOMING HHH CHEERS
>>1110747
Yes, but it's not a title match, it's a match for supremacy
someone arrest this violent man!
>it's an everyone in the battle royale randomly runs into the ring episode
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>1110739
horribly blurry but here
>>1110750
>>1110755
>>1110753
>>1110764
>>1110750
Could Roman turn at Mania after winning the belt?
It wouldn't solve his problems but would they do it?
Its like a 99% chance Roman is winning at WM right?
>>1110753
Pic where?
Will they boo Roman tonight?
>>1110768
Troof is in his 40s iicr
>>1110749
>>1110773
WOOF
>>1110775
Oh fuck
>>1110788
>Brooklyn
Louder than Chicago
>>1110765
No new big guys for that spot unless Wyatt Family is gonna get in it.
stream?
FEED ME MORE!
WHEN'S BIG GUY TIME?
>>1110788
>is water wet?
>>1110772
No one but Vince knows why Mark Henry is here. It's embarrassing.
>open deadspin
>see gif of shane McMahon elbow dive undertaker
>immediately turn on RAW and come to 4chan
Christ its been years, and why the fuck aren't RAW threads in espee
>>1110749
>>1110749
>getting the Reigns-Triple H segment out of the way this early
Thank you Based Vince
waifu tier
>>1110669
Holy shit I haven't watched wrestling in two years, this is still a thing?
Now THAT'S dedication.
>>1110791
buzz your girlfriend
>>1110773
WOOF is the sound Charlotte looks like she makes newfriend
>>1110782
>Sandow its not on the IC tittle match to create tension between he a Miz.
Fuck you WWE.
>>1110788
They started chanting "this is awesome" at Shane and Undertaker standing in the ring.
The smarks are going to eat him alive.
>>1110749
Reminder that if you hate Roman then you need to have sex
>Happy Birthday Dad
Fuck... I.... Damn...
>>1110784
I never realized, but is that actually Shawn Michaels?
>yfw Emma re debuts
>>1110796
muh dick
>>1110801
cause /sp/ complained and Hiroyuki or whatever his name is moved us here
>>1110768
Truth is around 43 or so. I think he's Rock's age
$10 a month for the network compared to spending around $30 a month for something that takes less than 30 minutes to read. Add to the fact that some stories suck as much as wwe
>>1110788
Women and children will cheer, everyone else will boo or sit in silence.
Why the fuck is Snoop Dogg in the Hall of Fame this year?
>>1110749
BADA BOOM
>>1110782
BASED
>>1110796
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>1110801
We got cucked by AnHiro.
>>1110815
She already did on Main Event.
>>1110801
New Japanese moot moved wrastling here and it was a shit storm for like a month or so but everyone is over it (hopefully)
Next week boys!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzY7XPl_ww
>>1110811
Reminder if you hate sex then you need Roman
>>1110811
I'll have you know that I touched a female once and I STILL don't like Roman >:/
>>1110705
Like 13 years ago
Reply to this post to pay respects to the goat man
why didn't beeg chokeslam kane as revenge for last week
>>1110811
I had sex three days ago and I need to have sex.
I'm indifferent towards Roman
>YFW Curtis Axel gets suspended for saying "Happy Birthday Dad."
>Daniel Bryan documentary
Oh no
>Cashing in on Bryan's retirement
Sasuga Vince.
>>1110828
I hope everybody is over it. We got this board all to ourselves.
>>1110802
JUST
>>1110835
He is best
Thanks you Tidus
>>1110835
Thank you based dragon
>>1110835
So long and thanks for all the kicks.
Oh God
I don't think I'm ready for this guys
Hold me
>>1110801
we got cucked because we were too autistic for /sp/ and the mod that loves mandrama was spamming cp there daily
>>1110821
>Mfw Flo Rida will inevitably end up in the Hall of Fame.
No please... No more D-Bryan... I'm still not over it...
THE KING OF KINGS
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
>>1110836
face turn... peaceful giant gimmick
ON YOUR KNEES
DOUG
>>1110835
I miss him so much
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
>"happy birthday dad"
>take part in a quadruple chokeslam to Team Please Retire
>>1110835
ON YOUR KNEES, DOUG
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
>>1110793
They should have given him some kind of moment in that clusterfuck. Let him do a move or something for fucks sake. Poor curtis
>mfw daniel bryan wwe 24
>>1110835
Oh god that 24 special is going to make me cry, phamily.
>>1110835
F
THE KING OF KINGS
RIP BASED LEMMY
>>1110845
Think we'll hear Steph chew out Titus in the background?
>>1110841
I certainly hope so idk why it was that big of a deal anyway. If u like browsing spee as well then just keep two tabs open in ur browser
>>1110835
HERE WE GO BOYS
>>1110749
Dead fucking crowd
>Authority Theme
>Triple H entrance visuals instead
What?
>Obligatory 20 minute Triple Nose promo every week since 1999
>>1110856
lol
>>1110849
>too autistic for /sp/
>>1110841
>we got this board all to ourselves
we have to wait to make a new /wwe/ thread until page 8
we're prisoners here
>>1110835
Thanks GOAT for still working antismarks in THE CURRENT YEAR.
Gaitch is so egotistical he has to have two entrance themes.
>people ITT unironically finding this human carcrash attractive
rate me bros
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
DOUG
remember when Vickie was a heel authority figure? good times
>>1110878
Holy roids
ON YOUR KNEES DUCK
>Get on your knees
That's lewd
>not standing for the king
Shits all of you
Titus O'neal already said recently he's done with WWE when his contracts up.
Fuck this steph promo is making me hard
LITERALLY ON YOUR KNEES
I WANT TO GROVEL AT STEPHS FEET
>>1110801
stop reading deadspin you faggot
I don't get this "happy birthday dad" think. Please someone explain that.
PD: i'm a faggot
>>1110886
>He rates HHH
>>1110885
Cute as fuck
>it's a steph and haitch insult the customers episode
welp Raws been fun.
now we gotta suffer a 20 minute authority promo
>>1110877
>>1110860
>>1110858
>>1110856
>>1110867
I'm over 5'9 so not me kek
>>1110849
>>1110801
>>1110835
thank you B+
Can't wait to hear the boos on Roman here in Brooklyn!
>>1110885
She's a big girl
>>1110886
Nice natty physique
No Haitch, we're watching for Taker vs Shane and Deano vs Lesnar.
>#BLACKWRESTLERSMATTER
>>1110899
Curtis Axel is Curt Hennig's song
It's Hennig's birthday today if he was still living
If anything /sp/ sucks now without /wwe/
Fucking redditors and their overmoderation
>>1110875
They've been hype all night. Triple H is a crowd killer. Always has been.
>>1110899
Curtis' Dad was the Late Mr Perfect. So he took a short second to say Happy Birthday to him there
>>1110899
jobber wishes his dad happy birthday on live tv. proceeds to job
>>1110886
Been working the quads there, senpai?
>>1110899
Mr. Perfect is dead.
>one week Shane will be banishing these 2 jokers to smackdown for life
can't come soon enough.
>>1110888
EXCUSE ME!
>mfw my normie brother was getting worked by Vickie when he saw me watching SM.
>>1110899
Curtis Axel's dad was a wrestler named Mr perfect, today is his bday, he died a few years ago
>>1110886
>HHH promo
>The largest wrestling crowd will gather
But WM isn't even sld out...
HASHTAG BLACK WRESTLERS MATTER
>>1110899
i'll take the -5/10 bait.
Curtis axel's dad Mr. perfect's birthday is today. so he said happy birthday dad and proceeded to take part in a quadruple chokeslam
>>1110886
Is HHH the natty king?
>>1110885
now THAT'S a girl that can eat an entire box of cookies solo
HERES THE THING
ITS A DREAM
FOR ME TO BE IN THIS BUSINESS
THE THING IS QUITE FRANKLY
>Same promo every year berating the crowd.
i need more Hot Rod girl
>>1110835
What did he think was going to happen when he started doing the same thing that broke benoit's brain? That flying headbutt should have been banned a long time ago.
>>1110886
DDP Yoga/10.
>yfw HHH became HGH
>It's a suck Romans dick episode
haitch is easily one of the worst of all time on the mic
>>1110928
Jebus I enjoy the songs you recorded for DOAX3, pretty catchy shit.
>>1110885
I like her hair but she's average at best
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>having triple h put over roman
>>1110919
Seems kind of cruel to congratulate a dead man.
>2016
STILL TALKING ABOUT S"C"P
>>1110885
THICK
H
I
C
K
BOOOOOOOO
based hhh promos
get worked wageslaves
>>1110933
YOU SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
I AM THE GAME
AND FRANKLY
>>1110931
>HHH
>natty
No chance
>it's a rambling shitty HHH promo that goes nowhere
Haha he is LITERALLY GETTING HEAT by saying something positive about Reigns.
>>1110913
>Deano vs Lesnar
Who wants to see this garbage?
>>1110926
thank you so much haitch for bringing NXT to oklahoma in may <3333
oh look its a Roman gets booed more than the heel episode
Triple H is the human curtain jerk
BEEG MODE
>>1110906
>>1110943
>this early
>>1110926
I didn't notice this but is that the TNA X Division Championship?
Triple H is the Bendis of promos. Takes forever to say something simple and repeats the same shit constantly.
>Triple H main events -> 7
>CM Punk main events -> 0(ZERO)
>implying people want to watch a 48 year old and a guy with poor cardio beatch each other up more than brock v ambrose.
>>1110969
Yes.
>BASED TRIPS WORKNIG THE SMARKS
I never thought I'd say this, but please come down Roman.
>>1110972
I blame Rocky
>>1110969
No that's Triple H
>>1110972
FALSE
Triple H has 6 main events, the Benoit one never happened
AND QUITE FRANKLY
>>1110971
And they are both cancers in their respective industries.
>>1110972
>giving a shit about a guy who's not been in wwe for over 2 years.
time to be obsessed over something else.
did i hear "balls in mouth"?
>balls
>in mouth
slow down there Haitch
>>1110972
>Haitch has the worst WM losing streak on record.
>Literally a jobber in the biggest wrestling event.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What is gonna close the show tonight?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This segment was nothing but booing fuck me
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Romans entrance was the only good thing about him. Why have they took that away from him?
top kek
is roman crying?
poor guy
>"Roman sucks" chant
>>1111068
But Anon, irregardless of that fact
> Not putting Stephanie through the announce table.
Would that of finally put Roman over
>mfw Roman feuds with Randy next
>>1111084
Are you nuts? His whole Shield recycle gimmick is one of the biggest draw backs to his character.
>ROMAN SUCKS chants
>>1111056
Ryback vs Kalisto contract signing
>>1111084
his entrance didnt work for him IMHO
>>1111084
yeah, it's painfully obvious that he has no star power when he does his shitty ten to 2 walk down the ramp
Do it Roman fuck steph...
Wow. That highly audible roman sucks chant. If they don't turn him heel then they are brain dead.
Give the guy you want to put over at Wrestlemania and win your world heavyweight title less than 2 minutes of camera time on the go home show so that the crowd can thoroughly boo him.
Yeah, this is working Vince.
>>1111175
they'll have to, i've never seen a 'top face' so universally rejected
All he had to do was spear that cunt and he would have got a massive pop
Why isn't Roman coming out through the crowd anymore?
he should have punched Stephs stupid fucking face
>they could've turned roman heel at fastlane
>we could've had trips vs dean with austin in his corner for a positive crowd reaction
Vince needs to tell papa samoa to fuck off.
HBK IS GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT!
!
HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1111207
Too much effort avoiding wank pheasant signs
>>1111226
>Vince needs to tell a big draw to leave
>>1110910
for you
>>1111269
>Roman
>big draw
>>1111228
Is he really? That's kind of cool. As long as he isn't just there to put Roman over.
>>1111307
>Deanetty
>big draw
Man I still hate Del Rio.