-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
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Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Triple H
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Kalisto
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
are you ready for jobbermania?
>>1109513
First for Zack Ryder winning the IC Title.
>>1109513
3rd for Charlotte
>Modern Family is the show before Raw instead of Based NCIS
Shit way to start
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT
>>1109517
> Hmmm... what does this Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn rivary need
> I got it! Stardust and Zack Ryder!
Who is /asp champ?
>>1109528
BMJ
>>1109525
Well
Zack and Miz are the only guys in the match with Charisma and interact correctly with the crowd
>>1109530
BMJ?
>>1109532
Then let them compete for the US Championship with Ryback. You would think Zack would rather that considering it's the only single's championship he's ever got (sentimental value).
>>1109513
$10 on cena to return tonight, anybody down?
How many bongs?
>>1109539
>He read the dirtsheets
You're a big boy now.
How do you guys rate the hype leading in to the Triple H vs. Reigns match?
>>1109547
I think it's slightly better than Bork vs Roman, but it's pretty piss poor.
RAW will be boring tonight. Will Shane finally have a pre-Wrestlemania match?
>>1109545
>He read the dirtsheets
>You're a big boy now
nah more like read this on twitter, nice try though
>>1109551
I know Undertaker won't do anything until Wrestlemania, his one match a year.
>>1109545
for you
Is Zangief over with the /wwe/?
>>1109551
Hulk Hogan should return with his big check and earn all the heat tonight. Would be a great heel entrance.
>>1109559
Please stop living paycheck to paycheck
>>1109525
>Not wanting Based Long Island Iced Z to win it
m8, come on
>>1109552
hola is a literal botnet.
>>1109551
The New Day will be the best part of RAW.
>>1109552
kelsey wants to get an AA to her bagina
Smackdown spoilers for Thursday(ongoing):
* The Social Outcasts come out for a promo
* AJ Styles defeated Heath Slater with a Phenomenal Forearm
>>1109551
Please, no six man tag teams matches tonight.
>>1109552
>twitch
>/b/
>hola
stop pls
>>1109561
>wanting 2012s meme to win it
>>1109562
ik its cancerous but my usual VPN host is acting shitty lately
>>1109570
How does raw look on your rental TV
Stream?
>>1109551
Nobody wants to see Lame Cena return tonight.
>>1109513
One day the date will be correctly formatted.
Considering it's the last Raw until Mania, who's wagering there's a contract signing?
Hopefully Raw ends with Trips and Roman reenacting last years "L'Eggo my Eggo"
>>1109574
raw isn't on yet
>>1109576
I'll send a link, my friend
just pm me at [email protected]
>>1109525
>wanting the Wrestlemania singles match pay-off to Sami and KO after they get a month's worth of build
Good on them for holding out on that shit. If you honestly think Sami vs KO in a straight 1v1 would've been smart you're an ADD child.
>>1109551
20 minutes until RAW starts. Get your snacks and drink ready. They might be bring Hulk Hogan.
>>1109600
Apparently ADD is now NOT wanting to throw random wrestlers in a match in a desperate attempt to big up a match. Like I said, why not do this for the match that doesn't have a real storyline building up to it?
>>1109576
I have a great quality stream here.
Not sharing the link though, get fucked faggot.
Hi where I can watch stream
>>1109606
watchwrestling
On a scale of 10 to BvS Rotten Tomato Reviews, just HOW awful will this go-home show be?
>>1109606
In a park.
Who will show up to give Ambrose a weapon tonight? My bet is on Tommy Dreamer giving him his kendo stick
>>1109556
>not marking out for King
Kys gief faggot
>>1109614
I thought BvS was fine 2bh
>>1109605
The MoFa eps where Cam dresses up like Doink are so good!
>>1109614
I think it'll be okay.
>>1109614
Fantastic Four (2015)
>>1109606
>i live paycheck to paycheck and cant afford the network
>>1109614
I'll give it a 29% chance of being good
It is confirmed that 'Triple H will address Roman Reigns tonight'. Goody. Also Becky vs. Charlotte in a non title match.
>yfw they pull off pic related with Funk's chainsaw during the Ambrose vs. Lesnar match
the blade is fake btw
>>1109616
>going from legends like Foley and funk to a loser like Tommy fucking dreamer
The state of this go home Raw
>>1109616
New Jack will show up with a shopping trolley full of garbage.
>>1109616
Perry Saturn will show up and give him Moppy
>>1109619
You watch RAW. Your threshold for tolerating bad television is pretty high.
How the fuck are they gonna use the chainsaw? They can't not use it after bringing it in.
>>1109551
If RAW is too boring, its okay to change the channel. Especially, when Cena comes out.
Should I go take my first shower of the year before RAW starts? Think I'll be back just in time to see Steph emasculate a male wrestler?
>>1109636
Please have sex
>>1109635
He'll tease it before getting kicked in the gut and it is forgotten about for the remainder of the match.
So will the RAW before Mania actually be any good or can I just watch Gotham & Supergirl/Flash crossover instead?
>>1109637
Well the opening promo starts in 8 minutes so you can make it
>>1109641
>Gotham
>>1109641
DVR Raw, watch something else.
That's what I do. I only watch the first hour of Raw and watch the rest the following couple of days.
>>1109641
Go watch your capeshit
>>1109641
>can I just watch Gotham & Supergirl/Flash crossover instead?
That's tonight? Wtf am I doing watching mandrama for then?
>>1109616
Honky Tonk Man will give him a poorly gimmicked gee-tar.
>>1109547
2/10 at best. That SUV attack the other day was totally retarded. Roman surprise attacked from the front, he can't do anything right.
>>1109637
RAW will open with Steph talking about some bullshit, Haitch will come out, then a commercial will happen
there, 20 mins summed up
>>1109637
Shower after wrestlemania, that way you can wash off both yours and WWEs crud off.
Why is Modern Family better than RAW?
>>1109623
The Network doesn't broadcast RAW you dummy.
>>1109653
NCIS shit on both
>>1109653
Not a single wrestler on the roster is as charismatic and entertaining as Phil Dunphy
>>1109533
big match john
>Ryder vs. Jericho tonight
>>1109663
this
>>1109663
No way.
>>1109663
>Y2Woo
Is 2Cold the mod?
>>1109663
Show hasn't begun yet and it's already shit.
>>1109663
WHY TO JACKASS
>>1109663
WHAT A WAY TO CLOSE OFF RAW
>it's another RAW where Triple H, Roman, Taker and Shane stare at each other for an hour
>>1109667
mods usually have a name that stats they are a mod
AY JAY STYLES
BASED CHRISLEY
>>1109674
Wat about janny?
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
B O N G
O
N
G
OH FUCK
MARKING OUT
TAKER
BONG
O
N
G
TAKER THIS EARLY
they are going all out
BONG
>>1109637
You've got time to start one now, fucking Undertaker entrance
>opening the show with Taker
>>1109625
>having your champ lose possibly twice going into the title match then having them lose that match as well
Well, we know she isn't playing backstage politics at least. Then again, I don't see Becky winning.
>it's a 50min le undertaker promo
Well...It's a good start.
>im going to be up til 5 in the evening to watch this shit
>again
It must suck to pay for a ticket to sit behind the wrestlemania sign
>i have only post 4 times and im getting multiple captcha requests
>it's a taker's entrance takes longer than his promo episode
20 min entrance followed by 2 min promo
>Taker
>Leading off
What the fuck is this witchcraft
That's gotta be KANE!
BONG
O
N
GONG
O
N
G
>HABBEDING THIS EARLY
>>1109684
And he won't get to the ring until after the first commercial break.
Undertaker looking better than he has in the past 4 years.
Pero mirá este comentario en español papu
>Le wheel out 50 year old man every year to get people into wrestlemania
INB4 CENA
>greatest of all time
When did Punk get new intro music?
>>1109695
I didnt think u could go any lower than fucking horses
IT'S THE PHENOM! HA HA, I LOVE IT MAGGLE!
>undertaker on this early
wew
Anyone else from /a/ here?
>Taker
I'm already bored.
>>1109709
>cena attacks takern
Shane vs Taker is going to blow.
Did Cole just call Taker "the greatest of all time"? Isn't that the phrase they usually reserve for Austin?
>>1109520
how big do you think her clit is ?
SUKI 3:16
Ugh, Taker got a very mild pop to open
Crowd better not suck all night
>>1109710
Aren't you supposed to be in physical therapy, Phil?
Notice how they don't mention what number it is
Is he wearing a wig?
>>1109714
yep it's all downhill from here
>>1109721
>Mild
>>1109718
They often use it for Taker and Rocky too, and even HHH sometimes.
>Cole repeating the same shit
>>1109714
we all /a/ here
Why do they use his old promotional art?
He's looking great right now.
Why does Taker show up? What are his motivations? The streak is over, and it's not like he's fighting for any belts.
>4 minutes for a single word from the Undertaker
Who /ass/ here?
I wish they wouldn't use those 10 year old Undertaker images
will shane win
This whole thing is ridiculous, who are we meant to cheer for?
OH FUCK
>>1109733
pride
:^)
>not my last
Just retire already, you old fuck.
>Will not be my last
It's gonna be his last isn't it?
>le yes chants
Fuck off
>>1109714
>>1109718
Even Austin agrees that Taker is the GOAT.
>>1109718
taker has a slight edge on Austin simply for being around so long. if Austin had another 5 years or so things would be different. you also have to remember Taker and Austin did a lot of shit together too
>>1109740
Sting
If Taker's last match is anything but him vs Kane in a casket match (loser retires, being Kane, then Taker retires by going under the ring), I will be very pissed off
>>1109724
No, he grew it out the last few weeks
I've been drinking since 2pm and feel like absolute shit
>>1109740
It's also really stupid because Shane said the authority was going to go bye, bye, yet HHH and Steph couldn't give 2 shits.
daily reminder beato richie still browses
>Wrestlemania is MY YARD
BIKERTAKER RETURN?
>Paige's music hits
he's way more animated than usual
>>1109740
For John Cena to come back.
>>1109753
>Kane
>not Cena
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
>>1109753
Fuck no.
HERE COMES THE MONEY
Shane is literally on roids.
HERE COMES THE MONEY
The money arrived
>>1109736
MONEY
O
N
E
Y
CHING CHING
HERE COMES THE MONEY
>it's an undertaker promo in 2016
DOLLA DOLLA
HERE CUMS DA MONEY $$$
>some lightweight businessman vs. evil geriatric
lol
MONEY TALKS
DEAD FUCKING CROWD
>Shane/Takes in first segment
>won't be closing Mania
What is this shit?
CHING CHING BLING BLING
KNACK IS BACK!
>>1109770
She's so great
This whole feud is ridiculous.
>>1109513
Do you putos still watch this mandrama shit?
Come on bro, find a new hobby that doesn't make your dad embarrassed, watch a real sport like MMA or ease up those pot bellies of yours lmao
where is this raw?
Younger guys on the roster need to take notes from Taker, his promos are very well construed and communicated, and he hardly says shit
where is raw tonight?
Where the fuck is all the /sp/ people?
>>1109786
Brooklyn
Why on EARTH does Taker wear fake tan?
He's supposed to be the deadman, it would look better pale not bright orange.
Undertaker is a shit promo.
>>1109786
Chicago
>>1109789
Right here
>>1109789
Dead, hopefully.
>>1109787
Young guys don't even get promo time
Shane promos be like, "You and me sir will be fighting like gentlemen this Sunday I respect you and good luck to you""
>>1109786
BROOKLYN
>>1109789
we disguise ourselves in the /arsenal/ thread using shitpost code
>>1109786
Phily
>>1109787
His promos are shit. There's a reason he rarely says anything.
FAMILY SHOW
FAMILY SHOWWWWWWW
>Bitch boy
BITCH BOY
PG BLOWN THR ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
>bitch boy
>>1109789
Here. >We have integrated into /asp/ fully now.
>>1109786
Tulsa
Bitch Boy or Rich Boy hahaha?
>rear view
>BITCH BOY
>tfw you realize the combined age of people in the ring will now be around 100
>>1109774
>2016
>Taker and Shane are more over than the new talent and even the Main guy.
Kek.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH RICH BOY
>all these tripfags
Fuck it.
SHANE-O
F
T
B
>>1109802
>/arse/ not on page 1 or 2 of /sp/
at least you tried
>Holy shit
FUCK OFF BROOKLYN
>MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY
>>1109813
I heard rich
>Bitch boy
THERE ARE KIDS IN THE AUDIENCE
TAKER BTFO
SHANE WITH THE TRUTH BOMBS
TAKER BTFO
taima is shitting the bed. What am i missing?
>2 years ago your legacy died
SHOTS FIRED
GOTTEM
TAKER ON SUICIDE WATCH
Good crowd so far.
Also goddamn Shane laying down the facts.
>>1109807
I believe it was rich boy.
>holy shit chant
>for literally nothing
sigh
>tfw legacy died
>>1109513
He said rich boy. Are you guys retarded?
BTFO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did Taker forget his lines?
DADDY'S
B I T C H
>>1109825
same
YOUR DADDYS BITCH
WE ATTITUDE NOW
HE SAID BITCH TWICE
>>1109830
>/wwe/ is dead
Good.
Vince confirmed for baby rapist
BIATCH
That isn't pg
YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH BITCH BOI
>DADDYS BITCH
Based Taker
>>1109840
I am in the crowd, can confirm he said bitch.
Worst punches in the business
>taker's fucking face
>You're Vince's bitch
>No, YOU'RE Vince's bitch
>THESE BANTZ
test
>Shane botched falling from the ring
This is gonna be a shit match
Greatest striker in WWE history.
but why?
Shit's going down.
>BITCH
SHUT THE FUCK UP BROOKLYN
>>1109856
That's Dean
Shane-O through announce table, calling it
>>1109860
ded
>1 monitor
>this is awesome
nah
>this is awesome
le cringe
OMG GUISE HE SAID BITCH!!
>Taker get the tables!
>this is awesome chants
>10 minutes in
>Announcer table getting fucked this early
Poor Maggle.
>>1109858
To be decided on a Vince's Bitch Collar on a pole match
DIVING SHANE PLEASE
Is shane wearing a g string?
>tfw dad arrived
>watching mandrama again
ALMOST GOT A LAST RIDE
IM MARKING OUT
CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA CENA
>>1109513
Best opening to Raw in years
MADMAN!!!
Shane is the greatest striker ever desu
STOP HAVING FUN CROWD
As cringy as it sounds, my friend is thinking about doing wrestler entrenched for the reception when the wedding party is introduced. It'll be cringy, but fun as fuck.
I'm a groomsmen. Trips decides who my wrestler entrance song will be.
>10 minutes into show, announce table rekt already
Actually a good start of RAW 2bh
>>1109855
>using 4Chan in public
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST COAST TO COAST
Why do I get the feeling that the monitor is a plastic box
SHANE STOP IT
>>1109880
Not even the best since the last PPV.
Dumb fucking tripcunts.
OH FUCK
YES YES YES YES YES
YOU STILL GOT IT
NOOOOOOOO
rip
;_;
OH SHIT SHANE DON'T DO IT! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
HOLY FUCK
>>1109884
Bayley's
FUAAAAARK
HOLY SHIT
>Shane already gassed
>Shane already gassed
>Shane already gassed
>Shane already gassed
HOLY SHIT
MAC DADDY ELBOW THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE BAH GOD
FUCKING AWESOME
THEY JUST SOLD ME ON THIS FUCKIN MATCH
>>1109884
Assman
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
BASED
BASED FUCKING SHANE
OH SHIT SHANE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
BASED SHANE
So Taker confirmed for winning?
Is it just me or did he botch that?
>>1109884
>redneck weddings
enjoy your STDs Cleetus
>shane jumps into the table, nowhere close to taker
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
BAW GOD THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF
BASED SHANE
THE TABLE WAS BROKEN
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN UNDERTAKER IS KILL
>>1109804
thank you for not being a blind mark for Mark
>inb4 one of them is injured and cant do the match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyTBHQPSG5k
YOU STILL GO IT
HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
RIP his back
RIP OLD MANS :O
>>1109740
AJ STYLES
Haven't watched in a long time. Does WWE add fake crowd noise to RAW broadcasts now? I know they've done this for Smackdown for awhile now.
>holy shit chants
the fans are this deprived of awesome moments they 'holy shit' a table break
shane pls it's just raw
>yfw 15 minutes in
Shane is orange. ORANGE!
>>1109884
American Males
HE REALLY DID IT.....ON RAW
>>1109884
Hulk hogan, but in kkk robes
YOU STILL GOT IT SHANE-O-MAC!
>>1109913
nope fuckin nailed it
OH FUCK YES!
>>1109884
Assman
>>1109914
>we're actually urban hipsterfags
BASED SHANE
I haven't watched raw for two weeks and only saw the YouTube highlights, holy shit this show is already better than the last two weeks combined
Shane fucked his knee
holy fuck
SHANE IS SO FUCKING BASED
>you still gauut eet
>>1109902
PETE GAS RUN IN CONFIRMED
>>1109919
AND I SQUASHED MY SCROTUM
That is a long ass jump
I'm glad Shane isn't afraid of it
BOTCH!
what if Shane or Taker got hurt here?
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
Surprised JBL didn't join in
>>1109929
No, since it's live. Same reason why Undertaker saying "bitch" wasn't censored.
Who /wasafraidShanewouldbreakahip/ here?
Good spot, but wow, Shane is gassed as fuck
dem abs though hnnng
>inb4 Shane broke his ribs and can't wrestle
ITS NOT OVER YET
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>that 1000 yard stare
more like the RED MAN mirite?
HOLY SHIT TAKER IS STILL UP!
THIS RAW STARTED OFF GREAT
>taker remembers he left the gas on
>BLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Taker actually cut up
BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN BMJ WHEN
>>1109899
did you see bayleys retweet earlier? some poeple already have done that.
DEEEHHHHHHHHRRR
TAKER IS BLEEDING
THIS ISN'T PG
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>1109933
They both are
>>1109941
>being worse than a redneck
lol nu-male cuck enjoy your AIDs from taking cock in the ass
MARKING OUT
THEYRE TRYING TO DISTRACT US FROM REIGNS AND HAITCH AND ITS WORKING
RATE TONIGHTS RAW
>>1109955
Live doesn't mean anything as far as censoring goes, theres a couple seconds delay, they could have muted the audio to censor it if they wanted to.
How did Taker cut his eye?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Fuck I may actually watch Mania this weekend.
WWE normally get shit wrong, but they got shit right for once.
i just still don't understand why taker is suddenly fighting for vince
>>1109971
its 715 and we have blood.
>PG era dead
okay wwe. you booked a 10/10 Raw Opener.
now don't fuck it up.
He still got it
>>1109977
20/10
YOU STILL GOT IT. FUCKING SHANE IM MARKING SO HARD.
>That fucking overexerted, hemorrhoid inducing, growl
>>1109884
naked mideon.
>>1109968
We dont need that faggot.
Shane and Taker will take care to sell WM.
I hope either of them got injured there. God, that would be so sweet.
And I wouldn't have to be subjected to 5 minutes of two old men slapping each other and 40 minutes of them doing rest holds and being gassed.
>>1109930
yeah it's depressing
not to mention 'this is awesome' chant for them standing in the ring? really? gimme a fuckin' break
>>1109941
>neckbeard weddings
enjoy your tumblrinas
>post yfw you realize its all downhill from here
This is not a sport you ultimate autistic faggots
Bring this back to /asp/ where it belongs.
>>1109981
Because he is his bitch, pay attention anon.
>>1109981
Because if he loses the match his career is over same with if he chooses not to fight.
>>1109884
Viscera's
>>1109980
I wouldn't say it's right though since I dunno who to cheer for in this scenario.
>>1109884
>Even Trips
Finn Balor
>Odd Trips
American Males
Who has the webm of based shane?
>>1109993
fuck off
>>1109984
>work
>>1109993
>>1109976
Doesn't matter anymore. That match isn't the mainevent and the storyline has been more maligned that almost any other. Bork and Dean has more momentum as well.
>>1110000
>no THE TABLE WAS BROKEN
Fuck me that was intense.
COAST TO COAST
That was a pretty good opening.
>>1109884
Rights to Censor
>>1109992
Oooh, so edgy
>the show WILL take a sharp nose dive after this opening
It was good while it lasted
>>1109993
Based anon
FUCK I NEED A GYRO NOW
>>1109884
Blue Pants
>>1109981
Because Vince signs his paycheck.
In Kayfabe terms, Taker comes from hell but Vince is the literal devil.
>>1109930
tbf that was a high spot that Shane busted out on PPV @ Summerslam 99 and King of the Ring 2000. It isn't nothing.
>tfw you realize RAW will only go downhill from here
>>1110018
Solid post.
>>1109978
They can only censor it by dumping the audio, which would be obvious and ruin the broadcast.
>>1110018
kys Kevin
That was the best Taker sit-up in a while. It actually generated some surprise. Everyone went from popping off for Shane to going "oh shit"
>Zack Ryder is getting a win on RAW tonight against Jerigoat
Best RAW ever tobehonest.
It's all downhill from here boys.
i wonder how much of all of these last 3 years with taker have been him being oldschool and going out on his back, and how much is vince just milking his cow for its last drops
>>1109996
>>1110050
They do it all the time, how new are you?
Like is this literally your first raw?
still got it? nigger didn't even make the jump lol
>>1110042
I know it's not nothing. but it still feels kind of disonant that the fans are so thirsty that they'll chant for anythting
>>1109996
American badass when?
Wrestlemania vs Negan?
>Shane gassed and breathing heavy from 3 minutes of working
Wew. The match will need to be a spotfest
WOO WOO WOO
>cole just called shane a young man
ZACK FUCKING RYDER
ZACK
A
C
K
Michael cole is a manlet
kek
It didn't even connect topkek
Zack daddy vs Cool dad
RYDER ON TELEVISION TWO WEEKS IN A ROW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Solid Opener
>Ryder on TV against Jericho
damn they really want to sell this Mania.
It's funny that they know what we like but will only pull it out in desperation to sell the biggest night of the year.
>Its a match where Jericho buries Zack Ryder.
please no
worst fucking theme music ever for styles
YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP
Who's ready for cooldad vs gay community part 4
>>1110132
here you go dont spend it all in one place
>>1110138
No one likes Zack Ryder.
Why wasn't Jericho DQd after hitting Ryder with JBLs hat?
that was a gnarly cowboy hat headshot
MY BOY ZACK RYDER BEAT JERICHO LMAO
RYDER WINS
WE DID IT /WOO/
>>1110169
liar
Zack is going over
>jericho throwing a tantrum
>That AJ "bantz"
What the fuck are you doing Jerishill
Heel Jericho is so fucking entertaining, I love it.
RYDER WON WOO WOO WOO
>>1109551
Hulk Hogan is just waiting for his chance to return to wrestling for fun. He doesn't need the money.
>Zack Ryder has won a match in the year of our lord and saviour Shane McMahon 2016, God save the King
>God
Rydermania is making a comeback
BASED RYDER
SHADES OF CHRISTIAN
Chris Jericho is one of the greatest heels in the fucking world. Don't even care about the 'cool dad' criticisms.
no one gives a shit about hulk hogan
based jericho letting ryder go over then throwing a tantrum
>>1110278
amen brother
Pretty typical trickery to get someone into a match, but the tantrum made it worth it.
>Y2Jackass kek
It will turn into shit now so turning it off see ya tomorrow lads
Jerigoat at it again. Can't wait for those 2 to steal the show on Sunday
>>1109551
Hulk Hogan is the biggest name in Wrestling.
Does Vince think that using cuss words like middle schoolers will magically make the show better and fix all the shitty storylines?
hulk hogan is a hasbeen
>>1110349
shuddap you stupid..ass
It's a fucking pose.
Holy fucking shit. I miss the time where devs just made games and released them. None of this beta bullshit and political correctness and censoring.
I miss the days where people blamed school shootings on videogames. At least back then games weren't watered down and censored for no fucking reason.
'Abloooo I have to look at a girls ass for 2 seconds."
I have to look at Hanzo's naked chest constantly and you don't see me flipping my shit.
The fucking stupidity on these people, god. People should take IQ tests before being allowed to post on the internet, I swear.
>>1110323
Okay I guess you're gonna miss #BASEDHEYMAN
>>1109551
Hulk Hogan will return this year. You have to to give the fans what they want.
>AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
the fans don't want hogan and never will want him.
>>1110367
wrong thread /v/ fag.
why do they make becky wear a shirt? its not like she is fat
This crowd is fucking dead and boring
>>1110429
She doesn't have her amazing abs anymore
>4 minutes of commercials 30 seconds after the match starts
Great way to get us invested in the Diva story.
>>1110461
how many women on the roster have amazing abs?
>>1110466
Renee has a snapchat? Gimme
>>1110484
>expecting any effort to be put into a divas story
I wish Charlotte actually had an ass. The rest of her body is pretty great
>>1110506
She has negative hips
>>1110506
If you like guys? Yeah good body.
>>1110487
Is it the schedule? Does it mean Bayley will lose her definition when she moves up?
>>1110484
JEEZUS
Going into Mania, it is now established that Sasha>Charlotte>Becky
But does that mean Sasha wins?
good damn shane promo
not a sight of steph and HHH
>>1110488
It's just the WWE one.
I'll be at mania sunday and if becky loses i will properly boo and vocally express my discontent.
>>1110524
hope not
>>1110588
Fuck.
And just like that, we're back to our regularly scheduled shitshow of a Raw.
Good night.
Wyatt is obviously winning the BR.
>>1110573
and I fucking jynxed it
>jumping an old man in front of his screaming wife
>"muh PG show I do this for the kids"
kek
>>1110738
It'll be Mark Henry if this is indeed his last Mania.
Haitch burying reigns by giving him respect.
Reigns either turns heel at Mania or the dude's push will forever be fucked.
>>1109551
HHH tries so hard so to make himself look good, but he is only average.
let the booing commence.
>>1111059
Please have sex
"Roman sucks" chant?
>>1111095
I like Roman, not as much as Vince, but was I wrong? Was he not booed out of the building
hmmmm
FUCK YEAH, TRIBE CALLED QUEST NAME DROP.
>Coach dances like a white man
>>1109551
This has been a slow RAW. We still have a hour and change left.
>>1111900
why do you always reply to yourself Hogan Poster?
>>1111916
That is part of my style. Apparently, I can't do hashtags anymore due to lame mods/janitors.
Besides, this thread has really been a ghost town tonight.
>>1111935
thats pretty shit senpai. shit raws makes shit threads
>>1111957
I guess I could talk more about Hulk Hogan winning 140 million from gawker?
>>1112109
after the based emma segment
>>1109551
Hulk Hogan defeated Gawker for 150 million dollars. Gawker should of watched out for the big Leg drop.
This is the best Raw ever. Both Emma and Eva make their return.
>>1112207
>Liking Eva
>Thinking that Emma can put on more than one good match in a row
You even trying man?
>>1112298
>not liking Eva
>thinking raw divas matches will be good
are you even trying?
>>1109551
Hogan Poster won another RAW thread. The streak continues.
See you next RAW thread.