/wwe/ general #2007: whatever edition

>>1104491
it's extremely early lad

>>1104491
>>1104494
this

THEY DON'T WANT NONE

>>1104491
>>1104494
>>1104495
>>1104497
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWwbElRilY

New smarkbuster's video. Fuck Tyler Breeze

>>1104527
Do you think these guys ever visited 4chan at some point?

>>1104527
stop shilling this autistic channel

>>1104537

Well seeing that Wrestling Forum is talking about gay shit, I could see that as a near equivalent.

RYDER FOE IC CHAMP

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>it's a Staleback promo

>>1104549
Go rest your back, Phil

>>1104527
>smarkbuster
why haven't they kill each other yet?

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>>1104549
>its a horsewomen segment

>>1104549
> uhhh, big gut
> uh-huh-deadpool
rycuck will defend this

>>1104527
No one is watching your shitty videos.

Anyone know where I can find that leaked pic of Vaders weiner? Asking for a pal

>>1104555

Jesus, no wonder the Smarkbusters exist.

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>>1104555
>Asking for a pal

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Lads
Brand split 100% confirmed

>>1104567
SMACKDOWN VS RAW 2017 CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/713688334602739712

WHAT DID BMJ MEAN BY THIS?!?!?!

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>>1104570
Oh god...
>>1104567
Nice place up got there

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>>1104567
>watching Walking Dead
>watching regular show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCoMMR8Jzm4

Here's hoping Ryder enters Mania with this

>>1104554
this

>>1104554
>617 views (packed)

>>1104527

I hope you know no one actually watches these other than you and your mom.

>>1104575
> being a contrarian faggot
Noticed you didnt have anything to say about Rick Rudeboy Stein though.

>>1104527
They look like rapists

Why do the smarkbusters make people here so mad? Do they hurt your feelings?

>>1104587
walking dead has worse writing than the wwe creative team.

Test

>>1104573
Cancer kids' orchestra entrance confirmed

>>1104592
who cares about good writing brah its just popcorn flick fun

Smarkbusters literally just take the piss out of neckbeard autists. They are funny. I can only assume people getting mad at them are the ones they mock.

>>1104592
>>1104591
>>1104588
>>1104587
>>1104494
>>1104495
>>1104497
>>1104500
>>1104527
>>1104537
>>1104539
>>1104540
>>1104543
>>1104550
>>1104551
>>1104552
>>1104554
>>1104556
This

>anything at all happens
>NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT
Why are nxt fans so fucking terrible?

>>1104606
>stop enjoying the show!
Fuck you

>>1104591
>>1104602
no one gives a shit about your channel

>>1104607
>Full sail sperg detected

>>1104606
I'll take that over the dead as fuck raw crowds any day

>>1104607
Fool fail faggot detected
Post belly now fatty

>>1104607
But they're not enjoying the show they are just trying to get themselves over.

>>1104613
Nice meme

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>>1104610
Speaking of shit crowds will new York deliver on Monday?

>>1104608

Please have sex

>>1104615
'No'

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>>1104606
>I cannot stand others liking what I don't like

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>>1104604
What is this shit, is this Dean Mark?

Stop the memes

>>1104614
Its not though. Full sail autists do everything they can to try and be part of the show. Even fucking Mick Foley called them out on their shit

>>1104618
>>1104607
Samefag

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>Please have sex

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>>1104614
>>1104618
>>1104607
> NXMemers

>>1104623
>stop holding different opinions, samefag!
/wwe/ is so reddit

>>1104614
They could at least cheer something actually impressive.
>Jordan does a basic clothesline
>NXT NXT NXT JORDAN'S GONNA KILL YOU
>Corbin does something that actual requires any amount of skill
>borderline silence
NXT fags are the worst.

>>1104626
Neville?

>>1104628
Corbin sucks

BRAY'S GONNA KILL YOU
>fans once cared enough about the Wyatts to chant this

>>1104607
kys hipster nu male faggot.

>>1104628
Fucking this. NXMeme autists are the worst fans

>>1104635
No. They're second to /wwe/ who shit over absolutely anything and everything. I don't even know why you people watch WWE.

>>1104637

It's /asp/ies.

/wwe/ on /sp/ had decent discussion most of the time. Since the move we have like tapped into some godlike autism.

>>1104602
Lefty is funny and his voices are spot-on

Righty is just bitter and jaded. His solo reviews are completely unwatchable

>>1104628
The Brit NXT fans are OK. Why is it bad though that they chant positive things for faces, especially ones they like? NXT does a brilliant job of bringing the fans in by booking people they like as faces and people they don't like as heels. They work it in such a way that it actually really works. I don't like Corbin as a performer but the way they book him gives him legit heel heat from me as opposed to go away heat. Same with Eva. I can't put my finger on why but they can't seem to achieve this on the main roster.

I genuinely want to see the faces beat the heels in NXT and don't get sick of anyone, even the ones I dislike as performers. Goes to show that they could get almost anyone over if they just packaged them right.

>>1104607
>>/reddit/

>>1104637
But they don't like it. They're just trying to be a part of the show

>>1104650
>marks cheer for bad guys
>the supposed smarkiest of smark fans boo the bad guys and cheer the faces like it's ''supposed to be done''
What a world we live in

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Heath Slater should have won the US belt from Cena at Hell in a Cell. Would have been much better than what we got

>>1104591

Stop shilling your awful videos here and get an actual job.

It has nothing to do with what they're saying, it's the fact that they have nasally high pitched voices, speak loudly like they have some sort of disorder, look like they weigh 100 lbs combined despite wearing like 5 jackets, and are too cowardly to show their faces. It's seriously pathetic and everyone knows it's just you shilling them in here

>>1104651
>They're just trying to be a part of the show
What the fuck does this meme argument even mean? Why would they pay money to go to a show they don't like? You're a total moron if you think this way. The majority are there to watch a fun product.

>>1104658
Because they want to be on tv. Notice you'll see the same people there week after week like that annoying littlw Bayley girl cunt

>>1104654
DUBLYA DUBLYA EH UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I miss Dean Mark :(

>>1104653
Literally all down to the booking.

>>1104606
You're a bit autistic for caring.

>>1104607
You're autistic for defending them.

>>1104679
thanks for that amazing input

>>1104680
np senpai

>>1104682
>senpai

fucking weeb kys

>>1104683
>being this new

>>1104683
genuine newfag or decent b8

>2 Divas matches on the main card
>Sin botcha, Stardust and Zack fucking Ryder on the card
>Ryback vs Kalisto

Give me one good reason I should watch this shit instead of TWD finale?

>>1104683
Kek

>>1104691
you'll miss the live shitposting

>>1104578
His theme is fine and you're a faggot

>>1104691
Wrestling is actually entertaining

>>1104691
I dunno why the fuck people are pretending Divas could have MoTN.
I tried watching a Diva segment the other night and they're as bad as ever. Now with just more horses.
Also fuck you Ryder and Stardust are right for multi-man matches. Dunno why the fuck Cara's there, though. He's the sloppiest as shit luchador ever.

>>1104691
Stardust is the best part of every match he is in. Guy is an A+ jobber. It's probably the only match of the night worth watching besides Shane.

>>1104606
>>1104628
'NXT NXT' chants always come after a dive out of the ring. It's basically them trying to be the ECW crowd.

>>1104691
Wait whats the other Divas match besides Jane Cena? I normally skip their terrible segments.

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>>1104696
I'm with you that TWD is usually trrash but, this half season has been a step up. And based Negan coming in the finale.

>>1104705
All the other divas fighting each other in some bullshit tag match

>>1104702
>great jobber
>fun gimmick
>fun casual taunting in the ring
>cutie brown waifu
Cody is the best in the business

>wwe is uploading tyler breeze's show
>decide to watch an episode
>JUST

he doesn't even need booking to fuck his shit up, that's the kind of garbage someone would make in middle school

>>1104716
Pretty sure he makes them in windows movie maker

Triple H apparently got the biggest pop of the night at MSG and fans cheered big time when he pedigreed Reigns during the match. When the fuck will the double turn happen?

>>1104679
Drink bleach, scum.

>>1104702
Cody pls
You are so boring in ring you cant even have a match with your literal brother without getting BORING chants and the whole program dropped

>>1104734
Since when were you under the impression that this wasn't Hunter's plan all along?

SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA

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Anyone know where I can find the uncensored pic?

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>this is how much WWE cares

Fun Fact:
2007 is also the year Kevin Sullivan murdered the Benoit family.

>>1104767
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
TANGO

>>1104767
Where would Shebd rank in terms of kayfabe power level out of all the WWE stables

WHO'S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL

>>1104773
I forgot what book, but there's one with some really strange eye witness reports around the house that day.
Something about Dave Taylor in his car.

I'm going to my first Live WWE event tomorrow. What should I expect? How good are house shows?

>>1104793
Cards are usually shit tier. Expect to see Kane and Big Show main event.

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What did he mean by this?

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who /wacky here/ ?

Can you guys post in my thread

>>1104768

>>1104802
Can you fight me in real life?

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>>1104802

>>1104777
Very high. They were booked consistently superbly and always made sense in their tri-pronged-domination despite never being made a huge deal of as singles, except for Roman towards the very end.

>>1104799
Right here

>>1104805
Why?

>>1104802
Sure can pal.

>>>/pol/68903181

http://www.wwe.com/gallery/new-stephanie-mcmahon-photos?sf23143846=1#fid-40010063

Anyone else have a wank to these yet?

>>1104783
Was that the most heat anyone has ever gotten. They probably had to escort Shawn out of the building with police protection that night

>>1104829
Why would I masturbate to those? She's fully clothed.

>>1104833
This

>>1104833
>not wanting her to beat you into submission anyway

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>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)

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>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
>(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)

Emma's dumb finger gloves

>>1104829
>wanking over an old hag wearing conservative clothing
I bet you like Nattie too.

>>1104848
I bet you like Charlotte you fat horse loving neckbeard faggot

>>1104848
I am a fan of femdom desu lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWwbElRilY

>>1104856
now that you've linked it twice people will have to watch it!
NOBODY
FUCKING
CARES

>>1104848
Nattie is really hot

>>1104858
settle down neckbeard.

>>1104853
I like Bliss, JoJo, Paige, Bayley and all the other girls in their 20s with feminine bodies.

>>1104868
JoJo is the only good looking one in that list

Brock should break Dean's spine at Mania like Bane.

>>1104858
He only posts it because people respond.
You're a newfag for not understanding this.

>>1104871
A bane backbreaker spot would be fucking incredible.

>>1104868
>Paige
You're a chubby chaser then eh?

>>1104885
I do like girls with about as much chub as her yes, providing they are still athletic

>>1104833
Not with that attitude.

>>1104899
>providing they are still athletic

So why do you like Paige?

>>1104826
>indonesia

what does paige smell like

Today is exactly 15 years since last episode of Monday Nitro.

>>1104914
Lol I was 3 when it aired

>>1104911
Urine, shame and disappointment.

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POST PREDICTIONS FOR WM

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>tfw you will never kill Kevin Dunn

Asshole

>>1104971
1. One of the Wyatts, doesn't matter which one
2. Usos (as much as I want Dudleys to win)
3. Roman but with interference
4. Shane
5. Brock
6. Don't care
7. New Day
8. Kalisto
9. Sami

>>1104914
Lol I was 4 when it aired

Why is the WrestleMania theme song about a black man taking you back to house presumably to have sexual intercourse with you?

>>1104914
Lol I was 5 when it aired

I hope the Miz comes prepared.

>>1104971
1. Brawny Stronkman
2. Usos
3. Roman
4. Undertaker
5. Brock
6. Sasha
7. New Day
8. Kalisto
9. Owens

>>1104981
Vince is a cuck

>>1104981
Americans

>>1104986
18+

>>1104971
>1. Mark Henry
>2. Usos
>3. Roman
>4. Shane
>5. Dean
>6. Sasha
>7. New Day
>8. Ryback
>9. Zayn

>>1104914
Lol I was 46 when it aired

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>>1104491
Find a better Finish

>>1104995
Post liver spots

Who has the best Dusty Rhodes impression in the history of the business?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfYrFnUTORk

>Deano doing meme training to prepare for Brock's cock in his asshole

>>>/mu/63591653
DEAN MARK SIGHTING!

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>>1104491
Newfag here, wanna begin watching WWE, where should I start off? Any specifics or should I just jump straight in and watch the latest matches?
Pic unrelated

>>1105007
You don't wan to watch WWE

>>1105007
If you watch the latest matches you'll likely gon get bored as fuck when it comes to WWE

Just watch random matches on jewtube from 2007 and before

>>1104999
Heyman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyWYXfOflCc&feature=youtu.be

>>1104999
Paul Heyman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hXiLoXhZMc

>>1105007
If you really want to get into modern pro wrestling and enjoy it, steer clear of WWE. Many of us here recommend Lucha Underground. If you want to get into that, you can catch up on Season 1 with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIPkT7aAhsE. Then find a way to watch Ultima Lucha, then get into Season 2, which just started recently. You'll enjoy that way more than anything WWE is doing currently.

>>1105007
Start with Raws leading up to MITB 2011

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Would you cuck Bryan?

Will WWE acknowledged Chris Benoit when it comes out that Kevin Sullivan mudered him and his family?

>>1104740
I was into that fued/storyline.

Asshole marks ruining it for me and the based dust bros.

>>1105023
I kind of did.

>>1105023
Brie is pure and faithful. She would never cuck him.

>>1105034
When she goes in BRIE MODE its a hole different story though.

>>1105002
Based Dean pretty much single-handily keeping me into wrestling.

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Got a scenario for you /wwe/.

You're given executive control of World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. That means control of literally everything- buying power, merchandise, talent scouting and most importantly: storylines.

Your job? To return WWE to worldwide prominence. To claw back all the lagging ratings, to foster talent, to revive the popularity not seen since the attitude era. You can do this using the capacities that the WWE currently has, and do literally anything in the scope of reality. Immediately bury Roman Reigns? You got it. Push Fandango to the stars? Go for it. Bring back released superstars? Fucking do it.

What would you do, /wwe/? You can change up any PPV/belt you like, shuffle up rosters, sign wrestlers with specific talents, push anyone, etc. How would you make wrestling great again?

>>1105002
It's not just for Brock. He does this every year.

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https://youtu.be/gGY1J9XTXuw
:)

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>>1105002
FUCKING BASED

>>1105045
Probably just cancel it then I can leave this place.

>>1105047
Werent you banned fag?

>>1105045
The way to foster long term success is all about putting the right people where they need to be. I'm not perfect so I'm not certain that I should be the one making all the creative decisions. I think that what would be best might be putting someone like DBry in charge of creative, and encourage superstars to make their own voices heard in their own stories.

>>1105042
This. Dean, Brock and Cena are the only wrestlers who consistently get huge pops

>>1105045
Fire all the writers

>>1105052
"No"

>>1104999
Jim Cornette

>>1104567
How does this confirm anything?

>>1104871
Kys

>>1104799
Right here famm

>>1104797
Based Sheik is going help Dean

>>1104770
Why did that fat retard post nudes?

>>1104567
Yo, don't tell me I missed Rick Steins Food Heroes.

>>1104596
Kek

>>1104591
Literally who?

>>1104619
Not me

>>1104654
Heath Slater is a jobber for lyfe

Well lads it has been a nice couple of days. Now the ching chong cunt is back

>>1104606
NXT fans truly are cancer. I stopped watching that shit cause the crowd is annoying af.

>>1104654
Also Heath winning the belt would be the equivalent of Hornswoggle winning the cruiserweight belt.

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>>1105068
>he thinks im actually from South Korea
Top kek

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If Dean loses to Brock I'll riot

>>1105071
Your /pol/ posts say you are from Indonesia

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>>1105076
Get worked mark

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I'VE GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES

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>>1105002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXJ19tkCwc8

rusev's was so much better

>tfw he'll never be at this power level again

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>>1105087
Nice outfit, did your husband give it to you faggot?

>>1105088
Cena buried the fuck outta him at Mania.
If Rusev went over he would've the number one monster heel right now.

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My face when everyone's injured and based Goldust is again regulated to the pre-show Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

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Whats /wwe/ favourite smokes?
>pic related
I like Peter Jackson, Du maurier and N7

Also what wrestlers do you think smoke?
Randy Orton and Jack Swagger are confirmed cig smokers who else?

>>1105098
>smoking
18+

>>1105047
Missed u bby

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Any of you loners got that one booty pic of Maria on your hard drive?
Link it pls

>>1105098
kys

>>1105093
He don't give a fuck nigga. Hes old as shit and still being payed a nice salary to travel all around the world. Hes passed his prime anyway.

Guys like Goldust, Mark Henry, Kane and Big Show are veterans and just enjoy being part of the show.

>>1105002
>the footage of him in the desert last year when he actually had muscles

Fuck, I love Dean but why has he lost so much weight? He looks like a scrawny little shit right now when only a year ago he had a based body. His arms used to look just as big, if not bigger than Roman's

>>1105100
Please seek sunlight nerd

>>1105104
Right after you have sex, so never

>>1105106
Vince told him to cut weight. Gotta make Roman look STRONG dammit!

>>1105107
>Please seek sunlight nerd
surely you jest, consider killing yourself

>>1105098
When Alberto Del Rio was asked which wrestlers smoked he said "none" yet theirs Youtube video of Randy smoking after a house show kek

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Can someone explain why they did this worked shoot for Dustin Rhodes? I never understood why they wasted all that time and money for 1 promo

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkin5d_goldust-wcw-debut-as-seven_sport

>>1105111
Please drink a gallon of bleach you fucking nerd

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Did they?

>>1105118
Charlotte has a penis so "no"

>>1105115
Because Russo. They originally wanted him to do Goldust but call it a different gimmick.
WWE threatened to sue WCW, claiming the character would be to similar to theirs, despite being the same person playing him.
The result was this thrown together gimmick for him to make fun of, which would of been him trashing the Goldust gimmick instead.

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Im sorry for my breakdown the other day guys. I was just really drunk. I am all outta beer now so im good.
Anyway, what match are you looking forward to the most at Wrestlemania?

Dean mark is the only reason why i haven't heroed my self yet

>>1105133
Dean's of course

>>1104839
HHH is a faggot and is such a mark for himself.
If he didn't fuck the bosses daughter he'd be signing autographs at some white trash high school gym right now tbch famm.

>>1105138
Truth

God im so poor, thank god i figured out how to scam WWE to keep getting a free month or else I wouldn't be able to see Dean demolish Brock

>>1105138
this desu

DUH BO GAME IS ON UPUPDOWNDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9ow5oMoSCw

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>>1105087
>>1105090
Forgot to turn the trip off faggot

>>1105115
Suits thought the gimmick was too much like a child molester so they had to scrap it

>>1104914
Lol i wasnt even born when it aired

>>1105155
18+, kid

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>>1105148

Did someone say 3 minutes?

God Im so hungry and thirsty. Please guys donate whatever you can to my Paypal
[email protected]

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Why didn't he just cover them after the facebuster?

>>1105164
Literally who?

>>1105148
>Dean Mark fucks up again
Get back to being run out, Dean mark.

>>1105105
I hear you. I think about this, and it does make me feel better.

Thing is, Goldy can still go in my opinion.

>>1105167
When was I ever "run out"???
Please have sex

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>>1105002
>every fucking year they make awesome video packages like this
>last year we had Rusev's secret warehouse of slav-super-training

>they never make it to fucking TV in any capacity

>there are actual Dean marks

This world makes little sense.

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>>1105166
I'm getting old.

>>1105181
LMFAO NO MRE PASSES 4 U

>>1105119
Haitch is into that though. See Chyna and Steph's strapon.

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Words cannot describe how thankful i am right now. Thank u guys so much
>paypal: [email protected]

>>1105106
he literally says in the video that he hates gyms

>>1105192
>dean mark has gone crazy

>>1105203
kys fag

>>1105203
RIP again

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I'll just leave this here....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syp2oRvn2JQ

>more people like dean mark exist in real life

Thinking of applying myself to UFC instead

>>1105214
You're a fat fuck and an embarrasament

>>1105210
Your mother didn't abort you

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I've ran out of cigs and beer and am literally shaking right now. I think im going to die.

Anyways who do u think will win the ATGBM?

remember to sage any threads made by anyone with a trip name with the word 'mark' in it.

>>1105243
kane

Holy fuck, Dean Mark makes me cringe so much.

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I dunno, Jericho is a pretty good heel but im getting bored of him. He needs to go away for a couple months, hes starting to get stale. Same as the new day.

>>1105246
Ouch

>>1105252
Nattie looks like a transvestite how can u like that bro?

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This is bbygurl's thoughts on being booed

>"It's a tough one because there is no one answer. There is no one reason why someone would want to boo me. Maybe they don't like what I wear, how I sound, maybe I did something to offend them, but for me, it's hard because I'm under the microscope and I'm dealing with a lot of different things and there's a lot of things flying my way. For me, I can only continue to stay within myself and worry about the things I can control and the things I can control are, Am I healthy?; Am I showing up to where I need to be on time?; Am I here to perform and do my job? If I do that, then our fans, they can cheer me, they can boo me, as long as we all show up to the arena, everything will be fine. We'll be able to create that awesome experience, create that energy. I do know I have a lot of supporters. These people have my back. There's nothing that anybody can say negatively to me that will make me believe you are correct. It's just your opinions."

Ramen literally does not understand why he sucks

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I went to reddit once. Kek never again. What a terrible, cancerous place. Bunch of whiny little babies.
That episode of South Park describes them perfectly.

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>>1105254
Implying buff isn't best

>>1105258
>There is no one reason why someone would boo me
Well lets see there is
>punchable face
>has zero charisma
>cringey promos (sufferin succotasg, tater tots etc.)
>has shit wrestling ability. Repeats the same five moves every match
>is samoan
>is obviously being forced as the face of the company upon fans even though majority don't want him

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Hello /wwe/ my name is Death

I am your worst nightmare

I am the shitposter that haunts you in your nightmares

I am the evil you cant hide from

You have not seen any poster more demonic and devilish than me

You will feel my pain

FEAR ME!

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>>1105265

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>>1105258
>There's nothing that anybody can say negatively to me that will make me believe you are correct.

This man is literally a fucking douche

>>1105280
>fedora posting
Whst are you fucking 12?

>>1105278
We already have Dean Mark there is no need for you

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>>1105282
>Death !!k59DSjcubwZ

>>1105283
Go fuck yourself

>>1105285
Great post

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>>1105281
>Why won't he be hurt by my angry youtube comments directed towards him??? fucking douche!

>>1105285
please have sex

TALK IS JERICHO BABY
TALK IS JERICHO
OI OI OI
TALK IS JERICHO BABY
TALK IS JERICHO MAMA
TALK IS JERICHO IS ME

>>1105294
18+

>>1105296
gonnaa take you for a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
someone gonna get his ass kicked
someone gonna get his wig split

>>1105296
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
LIMA
LIMA

>>1104527
Fucking smarkbusters, back again to shill.

>>1105296
Kill yourself

>>1105299
Ugly faggot

>>1105300
I hope your mother gets breast cancer

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Is there any match that could be decent at mania?
Ladder match will be a shitty spot fest with the same powerbomb into ladder shit.
Dean vs Brock will just be germans and dean be le wacky lunatic
New day sucks
Only taker vs shane and Haitch vs Roman can save the show and they're both matches being carried by AE guys.
State of this mania m8

>>1105306
>>1105305
I hope u get leukemia.

>>1105166
18+

>>1105309
I hope your father gets a kidney stone so big it has to be surgically removed.

>>1105312
I hope you get skin cancer

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1105316
I hope you get prostate cancer

>>1105315
Been there, done that. Learn who Scotty2Hotty is and come back when you're old enough.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1105321
I hope your mother dies in a car crash

>>1104802
sent ;)

>>1105324
I hope you have a stroke

>>1105322
I hope you get aids

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY EVIL MIND CANNOT BE SUSTAINED

IM CRAAAAAAAZY

Did Dean Mark turn heel or what

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SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP

>>1105332
no he's being an autistic nigger right now

>>1105332
Dean Marks fucking dead. And I killed him!
Goddamn im crazy wooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooohhhhhh what will i do next MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>1105334
I hope your mother swallows a nail

>>1105258
>There's nothing that anybody can say negatively to me that will make me believe you are correct. It's just your opinions.
he sounds so much like 4chan its unreal

No Death pls stop pls ur evilnest iS superb and unstoppable

>>1105349
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOO LATE SUCKER

I AM THE DARKNESS U CANNOT HIDE FROM

I AM THE EVIL WITHEN

>punches you*

>>1105350
Owww shit pls stop Death. U r all powerful. I may not be able to defeat u. But the power of goodness will must always prevail
>kicks you then runs away*

>>1105353
>counters ur kick and grabs you by the throat*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT SO QUICK LITTLE GUY

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME?

I AM THE MOST TWISTED HUMAN BEAN ALIVE

U CANNOT DEFEAT ME

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>throws u in the air and then kicks u in the face*

>>1105355
>im bleeding*
Death u think u r strongest thing

But i know if i face my fears

I can conquoer anything!

> Imagine Dragons - Monster plays in the background
>starts doing cartwheels*
>punches you with a thousand combos*

>>1105358
AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO
THIS CANT BE
HOW R U DEFEATING ME?
U ARE A MERE LITLLE HUMAN
I AM DEATH. SHITPOSTER OF SHITPOSTERS!
TAKE THIS
>Pulls out knife*
>stabs you five times*

>>1105309
It'll be fine. Just hope you guys haven't been suffering through raw since January. Is Cesaro healthy yet?

>>1105359
oof
>is dying on ground*
Death you evil sick human y u do dis?
U cheated
U r evil u used knife
Im bleeding, im dying but my story must be told
The fught will go on against the evil
>tear runs down my face*

dean mark/death is worst than beato top fucking lel

>>1105360
He's back mid-late April

>>1105362
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I TOLD U ID WIN

NOTHING PERSONAL. U PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT.

BUT EVIL ALWAYS PREVAILS

>pulls out gun and shoots you in head*

Anyone else want to challenge Death?

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>>1105362

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>>1105358
> Imagine Dragons - Monster plays in the background
>starts doing cartwheels*

Worst thread ever. Even acting like this ironically is pathetic.

>>1105368

>Muh feelings

>>1105368
it's one person dean mark

at least its not swede-poster

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>>1105316
>>1105322
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELELELELELLELELELELELELELELLELELELELELLELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELLELELELELLELELELELELELELLEEEEEL

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>>1105367

/wwe/ is the best place.

Fucking mod is dead

>>1105365
>18 years later
I must avenge my fathers death he was murdered by the evil death

I h as ve been training my whole life for this moment

>Approaches death*
I will end you TODAY!

>>1105376
My oh my, YOU HAVE GROWN

YOU ARE A BIG BOY NOW

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KILKED YOUR FATHER

HE STOOD ZERO CHANCE TO ME MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME?

>>1105378
>looks u in the eye*
>intense 2 min staredown

"THE POWER OF GOOD!!!!"
>pulls out ancient sword of goodness*
HYAH*
>STABS YOU IN THE STOMACH

>>1105380
NOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>falls to the floor*

WHERE DID U GET THE SWORD OF GOODNESS FROM? I THOUGHT IT WAS DESTROYED CENTURIES AGO

>>1105382
It was passed down between my ancestors who kept it safe from evil men like u!

U will be punished for what u have dine to my family!

>goes to cut off your head*
>you disapeer

>>1105383
>teleports behind you*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAMUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SILLY BOY DID U REALLY THINK ITD BE THAT EASY?

I AM IMMORTAL I AM DEATH I AM EVIL

U CANNOT DEFEAT ME

LEARN FROM THIS

>kicks u in the head knocking u out cold

>>1105258

His supporters are literally just the country of India

>>1105386
>5 hours later
>wakes up in a dungeon
Huh where am I?

I need to escape before Death comes back

Oh look a hole in the wall.
This wall looks weak
>kicks the old brick wall diwn*
Very good i myst escaoe now

>>1105388
>His supporters are literally just the country of India
basically panjeets, kids, and girls

man death is OP as fuck...

is he ever going to lose?

>>1105397
Nooooo please have mercy Death pleasseeeeee

>gets consumed by satanic ants as death metal plays in the background

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

>mods gave me a three day gobal ban for posting pictues of Charlotte, an actual wrestler
>they wont ban this ultra autist
Shaking my head at you mods

>>1105444
You were being an avatarfagging cunt.
I'm the one that reported you, what you going to do you faggot?
Avatarfag some more and get banned again?
End of the line for you charlanfag.

>>1105455
You real proud huh? I might go on as i did before and see what happens it's not like a ban is the end of the world. Also you did never tell me what Charlan meant. If you could do that i would be real nice

>New Day vs League of Nations at WM isn't for the Tag Team titles

what? why?

>>1105492
To take away the stakes that would cause some excitment. Can't be having that

>>1105442
;^)

Did the hero kill death?

>>1105678
death killed the thread senpai