/wwe/ general #2006 - Stardust edition

First for /neet/

>>1102374
Did you report that thread for being early too? As well as the one before that? Standard procedure here, /asp/ie

>>1102372
> being neet on a bank holiday
How does it feel being even more pathetic than usual?

Who is Dean Mark and what does he want?

>>1102372
Put your trip back on Dean Mark

>>1102380
It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is his plan. Which I don't understand at all, he takes the only place in the world who will acknowledge him and shit post it into oblivion

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>yfw you hear Stephs music on the start of RAW

>>1102384
this. he could at least shitpost in the ryback threads

>>1102384
I just skimmed through the last thread and hes not even shitposting. The retards commenting "this" 100 times are doing more damage tbch family.

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I want to stick my dickey in Trishs sticky

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>>1102393
Calm down friend its not that serious

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>>1102375
>>1102394
>>1102389
Are you autistic?

>>1102399
Calm down sperg

>>1102401
It's Dean. Of course he's autistic.

>>1102402
Calm down sperg

>>1102404
Its not Dean Mark

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>>1102405
>>1102409
Keep crying sperg

Let's maybe try talking about wrestling? G-guys?

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>>1102413
No ones telling you what you can or cannot post. Keep crying sperg ;^)

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>>1102423
But im not... i literally just said his posts were not as bad as the retard replying "this" 100 times.
Please seek help sperg

Dean Mark is actually a pretty cool guy

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>>1102436
Kek you got btfo and are trying to move the goal posts.
Typical behaviour of a sperg.

state of these threads like.

you know, there used to be SOME wrestling discussion, now its just memes, shitposting, shitposting memes, memers, memers shitposting, shitposters, memeposters, shitposters memposting, no way hose level gimmickfags, tripfags worse than devitt, and shit banter.

like, fucking end it.

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>>1102441
How so? That proves nothing. I merely stated the "this" poster was worse than Dean Mark.
Please seek sunlight sperg

>tfw no money
such is the neet life

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Name our faction

Wheres Dean Mark i miss him. Look at how shit this thread is without him.

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>>1102454
Hes not really. At least hes actually talking about stuff unlike the "this" poster

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>>1102457
Lets see your "picture collection" sperg

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>>1102463
Not as bad as the "this" poster ya sperg

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>>1102465
You know it sperg

>>1102470
How do you know its Dean Mark?

>replies 72
>posters 9

Holy shit

Rip /wwe/

I yearn for the days of /sp/

>>1102452
kenny + the boys

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I’m watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can’t hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man’s suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!
thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog

So Dean Mark had a mental breakdown last night? Poor fella I hope hes okay :(

>>1102483
Sperg

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>>1102490
>stop it hurts m bone marrow
saved

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The things I would do to Sasha Banks...

Dean Mark come back please

>>1102380
He is Carter
Same with Slagfag, Charmuttfag, possibly Jewbacca and all the new Rybotch tripshits

>>1102500
Would you teach her to wrestle?

RRRRRRRRABBIT POOOOO
YOU CANT SEE ME MY TIME I SNOW
YOU CANT SEE MY TIME IS NOW
ITS A FRANCHISE WE'RE ALL VAGINAS NOW
YOU CANT SEE ME TIME IS NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'M LIKE AN EXPERT TO LISTSEN TO (SUCK MY DICK!)
SWELL OFF KNOCK UR SHELL OFF
LIKE I'M THUNDER AND LIGHTNING

>>1102511
But she is already the 8th best wrestler in the world anon

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The Diaz Brothers be killing you. Wouldja you ever fight one of em?

Apparently the New Day wrestlemania match is going to be used as a means to push them massively - this is the match that will make them stars and that kind of stuff.

Will the Rock come and help them even the odds or something?

>>1102452
the gay community

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>>1102500
I'd fuck the shit out of her if you know what I mean

>>1102520
sauce?

>>1102516
Senpai she's not even the 8th best wrestler at her family's thanksgiving dinner and Snoop's gonna push her to 9th before 2017

>>1102524
Bryan Alvarez on WOL
>"As you will find out at WrestleMania, the New Day is an act that they're trying to push into the stratosphere."

obviously it's Bryan Alvarez but on the other hand, the New Day merch sells massively

>>1102520
>>1102527
The match isn't even for the belt. Why would anyone care about it?

>>1102529
because NEW DAY ROCKS

>>1102520
Would've been happy a while ago. But now they're just usual, bland, boring WWE-PG comedy.

>>1102529
Yes it is.

>>1102530
They're shit now.

>>1102510
Carter?

>>1102529
When was the last time any of the belts mattered? When Brock and Cena had them probably

>>1102522
Holy fuck is this real?!?
>Whips out erect 6" cock
Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpa*

>>1102536
sup Beato

>>1102520
I'm so sick of Stale Day now

>>1102531
It isn't. Go check WWE's website. There is no mention of the tag belts being on the line

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I just want to touch her

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>>1102527
Eh. I've heard they're gonna have a cool entrance and will probably go over but that's about it.

>>1102529
Yes it is.

>>1102536
Here's another one, post pics of your jizz plizz blizz

I wonder what Dean Mark looks like

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>>1102543
>mfw I check
>mfw you're right

>WWE have literally booked their tag champs in a team-based match at Wrestlemania that is not for the tag titles

BREEEEEEEEH

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>>1102545
Fuck im going to cum
Im stroking real fast
>spits on dick*
Fap with me bro we need to feed Sasha our cum

>>1102548
what a powerful reminder to be as grateful as we can be, love the heck outta our family and friends and squeeze every bit out of life possible, 'cause we never know what's around the corner.

>>1102550
>>1102545
>>1102536
>this is the state of /wwe/

>>1102500
I wanna suck her penis

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>>1102550
She's already a massive wrestling star who could easily "settle" with her success, but she's hungry and focused to expand, grow and succeed globally. I dig it!
Aaaaaaaand this chick is very funny and is playing the perfect role at Wrestlemania.

This is one of the worst threads I've seen this week

inb4 this

I say it often and its true. I'm a lucky lucky dude to be able to do what I do and reactions and posts like this one with my bros at /wwe/ will always be the best part of life.

You stay strong big guys. Keep that smile on your face, keep giving out those bear hugs and make sure you're eatin' all your food! All of it.

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>>1102557
Fuck fuck fuck
>fapping intesifies*
Im slowing down, yes real slow now
The boss order me to cum on her beautiful firm tits
I must do what the boss says
AAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK AHHHHHH

>>1102563
For you

>>1102560
this is one of the better threads I've seen since jannygate desu

what the fuck man i just want to talk about wrestling

Wheres Dean Mark?

>>1102569
>>>reddit

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>>1102565
Idea that you will be physically and mentally tested to the limits, all while staying focused and being as calm as possible in extremely stressful situations so you're always able to accomplish the most important thing - fapping and cumming.

>>1102571
Got banned. Should be back within an hour.

>>1102569
>>>/r/SquaredCircle

>>1102566
Gotta tell ya little stuff like this will always be the best part of /asp/.

>>1102577
>>1102572
thanks for the (you)s

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>>1102575
Im holding it im holding it in
I only want the boss to have the biggest of loads
FUCK ITS SO HARD
MY DICK IS SO HARD
give me a second
*takes a little break
Ok im good this load is going to be humongous
>starts fapping again*

>>1102580
Have another one, cunt

>>1102581
*grabs ur butt:3*

>>1102582
thanks I'll take really good care of it
>>1102581
*teleports behind u*

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>>1102585
My balls are blue
But this shall be no issue
Pours lotion all over dick*
AHHHHHH FUCK
I love u sasha apppreciate me
Im gunna cum fuuuuuck
Squeezes buttcheeks together*
Must stay strong

and so /wwe/ dies, right before Wrestlemania 32

>implying we aren't in the reality era where heels a cheered and faces get booed
>implying Roman isn't actually the top heel in the company
>implying HHH wasn't an experiment to see how good of a heel Roman was and somehow make HHH a face

yall gettin worked

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>>1102590
>>1102581
>>1102565
>>1102550
>>1102536

is edging to sasha poster ready for a push into the main event status of gimmicks

>>1102592
This

>>1102590
>she's so ugly he has resorted to using fakes
kek

>>1102596
Its real

>>1102594
only my boy dean mark can be main event

Is Dean Mark the greatest heel /wwe/ has ever seen?

>>1102599
Go back to bed Dean Mark.

>>1102598
It's an escort from Pennsylvania

>>1102605
Oh

>>1102602
He's a face. The face of the general actually.

>>1102599
Please
Dean mark is only just pre show and that only because your samefagging gimmick is a bit kekworthy

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THE BEST THERE IS

>>1102602
Not even top 10

>>1102608
Im not Dean Mark... :\

>>1102602
Dean Mark is fighting bravely for his life and wished to meet me.

Without getting into too much detail, he was only allowed to post in one thread in /asp/ while he received his extensive bone marrow treatment. When I met Dean Mark and his boyfriend - they spoke no english, but his lover had joyful tears welling up and this kid's smile lit up our entire room. Sometimes there are moments in life where no words are needed. This was one of those moments.

Stay strong Dean Mark, much love to you and your shitposts and thank you for visiting me at /wwe/. Oh and btw, the pretty actors I introduced you to said you're very handsome!

Your wives at home

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>>1102609
THE BEST THERE WAS

>>1102611
>pretending to be me
Kys

>>1102611
We get knocked down, get back up and chase our greatness even stronger.

>>1102592
>yfw the WWE universe has been heel ALL ALONG

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaKWGskM9Ww

This is Zacky boy's new finisher the "Elbro Drop"

Thoughts?

>>1102615

This

>>1102613
What's she doing?

>>1102621
Don't know

>tfw genuinely like the stardust gimmick

I know it may sound corny, but I wish I could bring my grandma to /wwe/ for the first time. Somewhere though I'm sure she's looking down and proud. And laughing at my dumb posts.

>>1102619
Pretty decent elbow drop.
>dat crowd reaction when he won

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>Dean mark having conversations with himself about himself to make it seem like he's relevant

>>1102619
> the state of Tyler Breeze

>>1102619
decent

>>1102624
>Somewhere though I'm sure she's looking down and proud.

Yeah my penthouse has a pretty good view but she's not wasting her time reading your shitposts, kid

>>1102624
When you die nothing happens. Your body rots away and ur bones turn to dust. Fuck your granma

>>1102619
Who is that jobber?

>>1102628
RYDER IS GOING FUCKING OVER THE VANILLA MIDGETS

>>1102624
There is no God

>>1102623
He takes the #COSMICWASTELAND to another level.. World fell in love with Cody in Team Rhodes Scholars and I was so impressed by his chops and presence every day, that I had to have him "rep the squad" in my fav five. Just wait til you see him - and all our boys - kick ass and at the IC title match.

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>tfw no threesome with Dana and Emma

As we all know, smoking is really bad for your health. What a lot of people don't realize is that when you smoke, those few minutes of your expected lifespan are literally transformed into the ash you flick away into an ashtray. Ashtrays, each and every one of them, are constructed by a single group running several dozen front companies.

Basically, unless you're putting out your smokes beneath your heel or in the ashtray your kid made at camp, you're dispensing your ashen life into this group's eager little recepticle. Their ashtrays absorb the life force from the ashes and sends it to a central holding facility. No one knows for sure what these guys are going to do when they've collected all that life energy, but it's probably going to be huge.

Incidentally, there's talk of a rival organization leading the anti-smoking political agenda from behind the scenes. They probably figure removing smoking sections, and thus ashtrays, from restaurants and bars is a good first step towards thwarting whatever it is this ashtray company is trying to do.

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Lets post pics of Dean Ambrose to summon Dean Mark.

>>1102637
>Dana will never pat both of your heads

>>1102630
>>1102632
>>1102635
/wwe/ in the house! Got the #GreatestBrosInTheWorld. Also the craziest, most fun and sometimes can pull some hilarious sh*t! Thank you! Great posts buddies!

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>>1102642

Her head pats are hot af

>>1102643
Things that bother you never bother me, I'm as happy as pie, a-ha! Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, Having a wonderful time.

Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot, Coffee's only a dime, Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, Having a wonderful time.

Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any brother, I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!

I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray, I'll be right in my prime, Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, Having a wonderful time.

>>1102643
Thanks man I was thinking my post game wasn't on point today and was going to seek sunlight but you just inspired me to keep going! #GreatestBrosInTheWorld #WWEGeneral #Wrestlemania32

On APRIL 3rd, 2016 (next Sunday) we officially reach Wrestlemania. The idea that we're all a daily work in progress. We're all a project. And I've made it my project to help as many of you get after your goals as possible. Wrestlemania isn't a sprint or a run, it's a long term journey to conquer. On APRIL 3rd we conquer - together.

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>>1102645
>>1102646
Y'all take care of each other and your families. Remember it's often the littlest things we do in life that can make the BIGGEST difference.

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There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.

Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.

Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.

Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.

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Dana/Emma sextape when?

>>1102652
>Dean Mark Fan Club
>not Dean Mark Mark
You dun goofed, son.

I've just been informed #GreatestBrosInTheWorld is now trending worldwide thanks to the WWEGeneral universe for interacting with us on social media and don't forget to eat a snickers

snickers, you're not yourself when you're hungry and snickers really satisfies

>WWE 2k16 save corrupted again
Done playing this shit

Gonna do a /asp/ Royal Rumble in 2k16 to determine the /wwe/ champ

I'll try to include all the gimmickfags/namefags/tripfags I can think of

Reply if you want your gimmick in

>>1102657
Thank you guys 'round the world for making it a huge success. More important thank you my /wwe/ brothers for all the time and support. My honor to rep "the family".

>>1102655
Why is everyone so obseesed with porn? is everyone that desperate to have their sick fantasies fulfilled that you need to drool over /asp/ all day, requesting and saucing and all that lame crap. You guys are fucking sick, go get some therapy. Flat chested 12 y/os is NOT sexy, i dont care how many people say otherwise. This site is going to the dogs and you all know it. The FBI comes and we're all screwed. So just repress it. Repress that fucking urge to come all over your niece's face because its sick. Its sick and wrong you faggots.

/asp/ needs to change, what happened to funny? everything is porn now. Furry porn. And guess what? furry porn isnt funny, not anymore. furry porn is desu and you all know it. I didnt come home from work to see pictures of wolves fucking each other, i came home to see Gaston and Tom Delay. Show me /asp/, show me what i believed in.

>>1102659
Please don't be autistic

>>1102654
I'd watch a Zack Ryder/Emma/Dana threesome.

No homo

>>1102662
Let's continue to have a kick ass thread. Get ready world... 'cause our awesome and dysfunctional board is your awesome and dysfunctional board...

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>Big E will never get a WWEWHC run

>>1102666
Niggers just can't be the face of the company. Only love -HH

>>1102654
Did they?

>>1102666
Shits out of mouth into a flying toilet bowl full of crystals and other unidentifiable substances not know to man or any other God with but a clue

>>1102619
Great elbow drop. Landed stiff across that nameless local talent.

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>You will never have a taste of Tenille

>>1102659
pls

Whats the most autistic board on 4chan¿

>>1102674
/asp/

>>1102674
/mlp/

>>1102674
/asp/

>>1102674
/lgbt/

>>1102674
/wwe/

Workin' extremely hard for these (you)s and an ambitious 12months straight of posting. #RYDERMANIA (currently active) then Is He Autistic VIII, then the big one, Wrestlemania Game Thread. As well as two board tours promoting /asp/ this year, running and growing our /wwe/ and the greatest role of all.. #1 provider for my family and being a new daddy to my baby girl. Point is, we all live busy lives, juggling a ton of responsibilities, all while chasing our own personal greatness. Encouraging y'all 'round the world to keep punching that clock and pushing forward - even if you're going thru broke hard times - I've been there and that means you keep pushing harder. On the other end of your focus and hard work will alway be something good. And always.. always put on "Boyz In The Hood" and crank that sumbitch loud while training legs like a maniac#ChaseYourGreatness #NoSubstituteForHardWork #GreatestBrosInTheWorld #DreBassDrop

anybody else getting good friday fish later?

if i clean my room I get an extra piece so I'm doing that right now

please subscribe for more updates as events unfold

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>>1102673
Ayyy muh nigga! Whats your favourite post by Dean Mark?

>>1102674
/asp/

>>1102681
Great day on the beach then went fishing. Beat up bad guys, saved a puppy from drowning and gave a woman mouth to mouth, who I think totoally pretended to drown so I'd save her.

>>1102682
All of them are a blessing. It would be blasphemy to pick just one.

>>1102684
Did you catch any fish

>>1102686
Agreed. One of my favs would probably be "Deans going over at Roadblock, I know this to be true." Dean Mark has such great psychology and a way with words that touch my soul.

IS IT MY EYES

WHEN YOU FUCK MY SHIT

>>1102692
I JOBBED TO YOU

I TOOK ONE HIT

>>1102688
No. But word on the streets is I'm an amazing kisser. Hey I don't make up the news, I just report it. Wait what?

Are we being invaded

HOLLER

>>1102696
no its a holiday theres no wrestling and this mania looks to be shit so we're letting off steam

Always say I have the GREATEST BROS IN THE WORLD, but after reading thousands of your shitposts for today - I can truly say I always have the most motivated and f*cking craziest bros in the world as well.

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>>1102668

I hope so

>a deanmark, you want the next cock

>>1102696
>invaded
they've always been here

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>Owensmark you want the next thread?

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll spend your vacation money at Bass Pro Shop.

The ladies in the house know what I'm talking about!! Let me hear you!

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Leave your best, funniest, most f*cked up ideas in the posts below - every one of your posts will be read.

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I miss Dean Mark

>Haitch doesn't even look like a heel in this feud
>and is constantly cheered even when he tries to cut promos that literally insult the fans
>Roman is supposedly the face
>constantly attacks Haitch backstage
>looks stronger than Haitch in the process

What the fuck man

>>1102668
Yes.

>>1102701
That promo shakycam. Dunn is out of control

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Why does Axel yell Yee

>>1102713
well you see the thing is

>>1102713
Sports Entertainment about deals and dollars, but with /wwe/ it's also about growth and enterprise. Dean Mark is a young trip but growing very fast and I appreciate the tenacity, deal making acumen and vision this man brings to the table. Plus he has great patience to replies to all my bullshit posts.

which diva would win a bake-off?

>>1102725
He is the master of the Yee

Is Dean Mark gone?

Another namefag left /wwe/ based desu.

>>1102736
Probably Emma since she has her own cooking show.

>>1102736
Emma

>>1102725
THE AXEMAN COMETH

>>1102725
He's trying to make a sound of someone cutting down a log of wood with an axe

YEEEEE

>>1102742
You're welcome.

>>1102742
Truly an iconic day at /wwe/. Thank you to the baddest dudes around.

Did Dean Mark kill /wwe/?

I'd actually take all those trips from before that fake skype picture over Dean Mark

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>Dana will never step on your balls, then pat you on the head, then spit in your face

>>1102710
Feed a man a bullet and you won't hear from him again.

>>1102753
White hair makes her look far too much older than she is.

>>1102752
>>1102751
>>1102749
>>1102742
Nooooo Dean Mark don't listen to them, come back!

shane or taker

>>1102771
Shane obviously

>>1102771
cm punk

>>1102771
Shane's going over.

>>1102774
Do you know this to be true?

>>1102776
It would be dumb for him not to when they tease a brand split.

There's going to be a special guest referee in the Shane Taker match isn't there?

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Who do you got? I'm rooting for Ryder

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The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not cucked
I crossed the line

I was not cucked
Though many tried
I post among you
Well disguised

I had to leave
My trip behind
I shit some posts
You’ll never find

The story’s told
With facts and lies
I had a name
But never mind

Never mind
Never mind

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BALL GAME!

>>1102778
They wanted HBK for it.

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>>1102392
>Trish looks hotter today than 15 years ago.

How?

>>1102782
Oh sorry they wanted HBK for the HHH vs Reigns match I think

not sure about Shane vs taker.

Doesn't make sense when you know there's gonna be ref shenanigans for HHH vs Reigns somehow

>>1102778
I miss you

>>1102783
She really doesn't desu

>>1102452
the cosmic wasteland

If the next thread isn't a Canadian Crippler edition then I'm quitting this general.

>USOS vs THE DUDLEY BOYZ has been moved to the Wrestlemania Pre-Show

>>1102792

Dudleys buried as fuck

>>1102779
that's just about everyone that has not been a ic champ yet, I'm want s.c. to win but I but he won't

>>1102791
I make pretty much every thread. Got you covered.

>>1102794
They honestly came back for the money, they have nothing left to accomplish besides teaching these plebeians how to be heels and Tag Team.

>>1102674
/pol/

>>1102792
what was taken its place?

>>1102742
>>1102749
What did I miss?

>>1102777
If a brand split happened would more people actually watch Smackdown?

>>1102792
That was going to be my piss break but I'm still happy I won't have to even think about it.

>>1102749
You didn't run anyone out, retard. He got banned. Stop taking credit for the mod's work.

>>1102800

Still feels wrong having a GOAT tag team on the pre show. WWE should have them in an entertaining storyline but they can't book shit. They should have the Dudleys batter Rikishi on RAW.

Main Event > Every other WWE show

>>1102806
This. Good wrestling and almost no retarded storylines.

>>1102807
And not excessively long.

>>1102804
The tripfags and le badass run out guy are literally all the same people. He creates gimmicks then gets rid of them after a while to make himself seem like some sort of internet badass.

>>1102806
Is Super Stars more or less the same thing or are there some minuscule story lines to it?

>>1102811
*all the same person. derp

>>1102812
Super stars is basically RAW rewind.

>>1102812
It's the same thing really, but often has even lower card wrestlers than ME

>>1102812
>>1102815
But with some Ok Lower card matches thrown in.

Why doesn't WWE do Wargames matches

ajstyles or y2jackass

>>1102623
idk why everyone is upset that he has a personality now

Remember when /wwe/ had moderately amusing gimmickfags?

Where did they all go?

>>1102821
Jericho

>>1102820
Because all wargames matches were shitty overrated clusterfucks.

>>1102823
no fuck off

you only "miss" them because they're not here

>>1102823
Run out by me. I'm such a fucking badass. Dean Mark was no challenge at all.

I await my next victim with bated breath.

>>1102820
When was the last time WWE had 10 guys who the fans cared about?

>>1102823

>/wwe/ was ever good

18+ back to /b/

>>1102636
That match is truely boy central.

>>1102823
>/wwe/
>Good gimmicks

Top kek

does /wwe/ play wrestling games together?

>>1102619
>Ryder is over as fuck

Lmao I love this wrestlemania if only for Ryder being in a title match that he will obviously win

>>1102836
me and my dad wrestle together and try out moves

>>1102823
the best they have is the wyatt family,

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>>1102839
>that he will obviously win

>>1102619
Our boy zack getting that sign point in there as well. Pretty solid move aswell

>>1102836
yeah all the time on friday nights we all go to my house and play wwf no mercy and order pizza

>>1102839
>he will obviously win

>>1102855
What time today lad.

>>1102858
round 6 bongs California time

don't forget to bring your sleeping bag this time

>>1102855
I wish I had friends :(

>>1102783
No she doesnt

>>1102863
Me too

>>1102867

This

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>Lucha Underground
>Outlaw wrestling

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>>1102882

>smackdown

The Uso's haka is so fucking cringe

>>1102427
You cant wrestle clap clap clap. This is boring clap clap clap.

>>1102893
Kys

>americans in charge of creative chanting

>>1102830
You sound hardcore as fuck dude

>Table spot
THIS IS AWESOME
>Do a cool move
THIS IS WRESTLING
>Old guy does his finisher
YOU STILL GOT IT


I want to nuke modern day smark crowds

>>1102901
WOMENS WRESTLING

>>1102901
So?

>>1102882
>has a TV show with better production than WWE
>outlaw

>>1102909
>better production
18+

>>1102901
N X T
N X T

IRON WOMAN

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>>1102909
>Better production

>>1102912
>>1102915
>le zoom in XD is good
Fuck off Dunn

>>1102916
That's direction.

>>1102916
>Camerawork is production
18+

Please

>>1102916
Fucking 18+

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>>1102919
>>1102922
>>1102924

>>1102916
18+

>>1102926
>Hahaha guys I don't know shit about TV production but I was just pretending le fedora tips troll XD

PLEASE have sex.

>>1102926
>got exposed as an idiot so memes xD
Fuck off kid

>>1102926
Riveting response
>18+

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>>1102930
>>1102929
>>1102928
>>1102927
sup Vince

>>1102931
Nice meme
>18+

>>1102839
The only reason why they're making Ryder look strong is because he's the least convincing person in the multi-man match at mania.

>>1102901
N X T
N X T
THANK YOU HAITCH
THANK YOU HAITCH

>>1102933
>giving this guy (You)s

Looks like Laurinaitis just got married to the Bellas' mom

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>>1102933

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>>1102938

>>1102941
based

>>1102941
I wonder if he calls his dick "People Power"

>>1102386
>>1102510
Nigger faggots are so mad ryback has fans thry claim deanmark is one lel

>>1102941
>flaby

>>1102916
18+

>it's a 75% of the posts are memes thread

>>1102950
>Its every thread

>>1102950
We're all off having sex, please have some.

>>1102508

>no barefeet

renee plz

>>1102953
>literally replies with a meme
Next level shitposting

>>1102950
At least we will always be better than Le "We pretend to be smarks but are actually marks" reddit and /woo/ aka Fat Greasy Neckbeard central

>>1102950

>it's a he has to let everyone know he doesn't like it episode

>>1102957
That's like saying at least /b/ is better than 9gag

You now remember last year's IC Elimination Chamber where Henry's pod was busted early and the entire match went to shit

>>1102962
I just want to make /asp/ decent again

>>1102965
/b/ has improved over the years.

It's more like /trash/ is better than 9gag.

>>1102969
But I also remember the fun tag team chamber match.

>>1102976
Oh yeah, I always forget that trash exists

>>1102969
Fuck that match, we may never have another Elimination Chamber again because of that

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You get to replace 1 PPV with something different, which do you chose?

HIAC should not be a PPV

SOMEBODY CALL JIM CORNETTE

I THINK THE MAY BE MAD AT ME

>>1102991
Replace all the PPVs named after gimmick matches

>you now remember there was a PPV literally named "Fatal 4 way"

>>1102995
Way to ruin that floor and that jacket

>>1103016
What did you expect from melanin rich individuals

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find a better ppv poster
you can't.

>>1102941
based fucking people power

king of the milfs

the bentley would be a rental right?

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>>1103050

>>1103112
"Where's the camera" - Shamus

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>>1103050

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
HEY!

I miss Swerved. and Ride Along. What's the deal with the random schedule?

>tfw my country finally gets WWE representation with No Way Jose

feels pretty good

>>1103599
What shit country are you from that you're excited to see that faggot?

>>1102659
Put Charlottefag in

>>1102659
the new "this" poster

>mods delete generals but don't ban the worst shitposter since the move
I'm done with this board.

hurr le this