/wwe/ general #2004 - roman will reign again edition

First for Seth

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Is "I can, I will" and "beleeb dat" one of the worst catchphrases in the history of WWE?

Fourth for Ryback sucks ass

>>1100588

Please stop posting your tweets

SUFFERIN

>>1100589

It isnt that catchphrase that's bad it's Roman saying them that is.

>>1100588

Getting into wrestling made me racist towards Indians

>>1100596
Roman is just not energetic enough for that shit, I would say. He's basically Jeb Bush

>>1100588
Why are Indians the only ones who eat up the shit that is being pushed? Its like they can't think for themselves

>>1100602
>the only ones
You completely forgot about Samoans

>>1100602

they are probably not the only ones

I imagine the middle east/other countries near india and south american countries have similar types of fans.

>>1100602
These are people who dont have toilets and shit in their streets. They are hundreds of years behind us. They still think its real.

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How many years is he going to ME Wrestlemania?

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>mfw every time I insult Dean Mark he can't think of anything clever to say back

Feels good to know that even he knows he is a huge loser

>there are people that still call the NXT weekly show the best wrestling today

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>>1100624
Please have sex

>>1100632
Point proven

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>>1100624
>I insult Dean Mark, he doesn't answers me like I think he should
>"He is a huge loser"

>>1100639
trip on, dean mark

>>1100624

>Mfw you're working yourself into a shoot

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>>1100640
Not me

>>1100636
You're just too clever for me man.
>pic related, its you

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>>1100640
>inb4 CLOVER HAHA WHAT A FAGGOT

>>1100648
>posts one post on PC and other one on phone
trip on, dean mark

>>1100648
Posting from your phone and computer isn't anything new m8

>not Vanilla Midgets Winning at Wrestlemania Edition
>not Youngest WHC Orton Edition
>just le bbygurl man edition

seriously guys we only have 12 more threads until the thread number is completely useless, we need to have some fun with it

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>>1100650
Jesus christ you're just embarrassing yourself now

>>1100628
NXT weekly hasn't been good since the #1 contender tournament in early 2015

It hasn't been great since Neville's reign

>>1100624
>he doesn't have Dean mark filtered

>>1100667
>>>/reddit/

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>Wrestlemania 9
>Hogan appears after the main event, challenges the new champion, and beats them in less than a minute
>Wrestemania is ruined
>Wrestlemania 32
>Hogan appears after the main event, challenges the new champion, and beats them in less than a minute
>Wrestemania is saved
We've come full circle.

>>1100678
>says the guy who has purposely chosen to have an identity on an anonymous imageboard
fucking hell you are so retarded

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a fucking new tripfag and /asp/ autists literally singlehandedly killed /wwe/. fucking wow

According to the latest Wrestling Observer Newsletter there's been more discussion in WWE doing a brand split sometime following Wrestlemania and that's it's nearly "a done deal".


WE MELTZ SPLIT NOW

>>1100581
cuckold boys

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>>1100679
More like
>>Wrestlemania 9
>>Hogan appears after the main event, challenges the new champion, and beats them in less than a minute
>>Wrestemania is ruined
>>Wrestlemania 32
>>John Cena appears after the main event, challenges the new champion, and beats them in less than a minute
>>Wrestemania is saved
>We've come full circle.

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>>1100685
JUST FUCK UP MY COMPANY

>WE'RE IN TOUCH
WE'RE IN TOUCH

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>>1100680
>>1100684

>>1100685
Fuck off that's not what was said.

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>>1100685
I cant wait. Going to be so fucking fun.

>>1100688
As much as I hate to agree with you, Peen Mark, I would actually mark out to that. For the first time in years, he'd get a huge babyface pop.

>>1100691
>posting dead memes

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>>1100701
Moron. Why dont you post the same comment twice again fool.

>>1100685
>brand split
>with one heavyweight title

Yeah, this will turn out great.

>>1100705
It's not like they can split the titles again or anything, duh

>>1100705
Could be WWE vs NXT storyline.
Has so much potential.

>>1100705
Good. It will force their hand and make them make the IC the blue-brand world-tier belt.

>>1100708
Why would they do that when they just spent the better part of three years explaining how there only needs to be one?
Fuck. WWE really knows how to book themselves into a corner.

>>1100704
I'm Lil' Hulkamaniac, Bean Tart, not that other dude.

>>1100704
That was me m8

You deserve the same comment twice to double the emphasis that you are a retard

>>1100708
>Reigns wins
>Raw after Mania
>THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN THE AUTHORITY ALWAYS WINS
>YOU MAY HAVE WON THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT I'M STILL THE WORLD CHAMPION
>Haitch pulls out Big Gold
>BOW DOWN TO THE, BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>1100719
THERE IS ONLY ONE

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>>1100714
>is autistic and posts the same comment twice
>calls me the retard

>>1100723
>has a trip
>is autistic
pick two

>>1100723
nigga you have a tripcode and there is proof you samefag about half of your posts, calling someone autistic doesn't exactly work for you

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>>1100729
But I don't samefag. I never have and never will. Im not some autistic faggot such as you.

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>>1100736
>But I don't samefag.
m8 people have about 4 different screencaps of you

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>>1100742
Proof?

Can't believe that fucking Finn Balor was the best part of NXT this week.

Also, is Alexa Bliss going to do anything ever?

>>1100752
She steals my heart every week

>>1100752
you mean other than suck dudes off in the back between tapings?

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>>1100747
>Jean Shark is actually this autistic

>>1100752
>Can't believe that fucking Finn Balor was the best part of NXT this week.

That's a funny way of spelling "Rich Swann".

>>1100752
Bliss is one of those divas that's just there.
Unless they introduce Women's Tag Titles, I wouldn't expect her to do anything anytime soon.

>>1100763
Why are people praising that match? Have they never seen Swann before? It was a pretty standard match for him.

I just got the free month of WWE Network, anons, why is it so trash? Shockplayer crashes all the time and freezes up on chrome. Any known workarounds?

>>1100624
Dean mark is one of the most boring cunts here

He has an presence but none of the wit or bantz that makes a great tripfag

>>1100766
I never said it wasn't. They're just NXT Marks who want to hype an indie guy to seem knowledgeable.
His entrance routine was still more fun than anything else on the boring-ass show.

I SEE A LINE IN THE SAND

holy fuck roman is over as fuck

>>1100773
nxt is full of fun entrances

>>1100773
>They're just NXT Marks who want to hype an indie guy to seem knowledgeable.
I'm curious how many people going to these NXT events have actually watched a Shinsuke Nakamura or Austin Aries match.

>>1100776
Rich's was way more fun, tho. Dude has funk out the ass.

>>1100777
As of now? A good deal of them.
Before they showed up on NXT? None of them.

>>1100777
They've probably seen Aries on TNA

>>1100765

They probably have plans for a face turn once Bayley clears out. They are really lacking there.

>>1100763

Swann helped. Finn just looked better than he's looked since his early days when Hideo was still fit.

>>1100766

Only people that don't know Swann are playing it up. He's been handled really well though.

Also, Asuka in-ring presence was pretty bad in her match this week. Still wondering why she's struggling with something that even Eva Marie hasn't had a problem with.

>>1100793
>They probably have plans for a face turn once Bayley clears out.

Is there a generally agreed upon list of who is leaving to the main shows after mania?

>>1100793
Because Asuka is all ego and used to doing whatever she wants in the ring.
They must tell her a thousand things to do in front of the cameras that she doesn't know how to react.

sami zayns finisher is a fucking joke lmao

what the fuck is that shit

>>1100795
I'd imagine they have a group of people they are wanting up but I doubt they plan far ahead beyond a few "high priority" talents (something Haitch mentioned on the nxt espn documentary)

>>1100804
It's not very impactful, but I think it works because he has the koji clutch and an excellent moveset to go along with it.

>zack ryder is over as fuck
kek what the fuck. if he doesnt win the belt wwe should go kill itself

>>1100804
Not to mention, it's literally MVP's half-assed finisher.

>>1100809
I really do hope he wins the belt. He's the most entertaining guy in that match

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What is the worst piece of WWE merch ever?

My vote goes to this bad boy

Side point. Do any of you own that Lana Standee that they sold? I feel like someone here must have it,

>>1100804
I was watching a match and didn't even realise he did it. If not set up it can just look like a regular kick

>>1100809
Ryder is so lucky Neville got injured. Vince won't give him his moment though.

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>>1100814
edge does

>>1100815
I think Neville was supposed to win it though so I have no idea what they're going to do with it. They should just let Ryder have it because they know people are going to shit on the show more than likely

>>1100818
>I think Neville was supposed to win it though

What the fuck gave you that impression?

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>>1100807

>>1100795

Bayley
Emma
Finn? (I don't think he will with the way he's wrestling now)
Mojo is a possibility

I wouldn't be surprised if someone is yanked up like how they did with Adam Rose, Becky or Emma since the communication between MR and NXT is terrible.

>>1100819
because ko and sami need to have a blood feud and the rest are jobbers

>>1100809

t. Zack

Speaking of the IC ladder match, what the fuck happened to Cody vs. Arrow?

>>1100825
People on the internet liked it so he stopped

>>1100819
I figured Sami and KO would screw each other out of the title to keep their feud going and Neville makes the most sense to take it in that event. No point putting it on Miz or Ziggler or Stardust

>>1100826
top kek

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>thread isn't happy birthday undertaker edition

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>>1100814
No contest

>>1100827

You're probably right, though Ryder was pointing at the Wrestlemania sign on C shows before Neville got injured so I think he was going to be there regardless. No way Vin gives him his moment though.

>>1100820
No breh

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>>1100834
OF COURSHE

>>1100835
Ryder was and probably still is going to be in the Andre Royal so that's probably why he was pointing beforehand.

>>1100832
>damn what the fuck is this shitty cake
>can't I just get a normal cake like a normal person
>I'm fucking tired of this wrestling man
>wish I was back at home fucking Michelle and fixing my Harley Davidson
>that action figure looks like shit

>>1100835
>though Ryder was pointing at the Wrestlemania sign on C shows before Neville got injured so I think he was going to be there regardless

Well yeah he'd be in the andre the giant royal they don't even have a roster large enough for it right now

Ryder club sucks

>>1100832
>>1100841
>This isn't even my cake, it says mark on it
>Someone give this to Paul
>my feet hurt

>>1100832
Kek Why does he look like he hates his life

Will Haitch cut another promo about every single one of us being a total loser and hating the authority above us again on RAW?

>>1100832
I always knew Undertaker was a Mark.

>>1100851
Yes

>>>/v/331880445

dean marks on suicide watch

>>1100850
he just wants to watch mma fuck michelle and go fishing but vince is making him fight his son at mania

>>1100854
Go back to /v/ and stay there

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>>1100845
>replying to your own post

>>1100843
Your tripcode is embarrassing senpai.

Also Randy is coming back in April lads

>BREAKING: Randy Orton to return to WWE programming next month. This is brought to you by @AudioNowUS. #WWE #Viper

https://twitter.com/1340AMFOXSports/status/712778837453459456

>it's a dean mark spergs out thread

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>>1100581
>Tfw these 2 guys are the future of the WWE
feels good man, feels good.

>>1100856
It's always cute when people think every board should be its own bubble.

>>1100857
Pulled a Dean Mark there

>>1100864
Containment boards are there for a reason

>>1100763
> a nigger called Rich
He will never get over
He should change his name to Um Bongo Machongo, then he will get over

https://twitter.com/politico/status/713085924343721984

can ted cruz cut a promo or what

sign him up haitch

>>1100863
Agree.

>>1100857
>falling for the "relpy to my own post on purpose so I can get an epic screencap" meme
come on son

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>>1100858
Raw after mania for a big pop? RKOing roman out of nowhere?

>>1100863
This is gonna be a vanilla as fuck era.

>>1100858
Orton's suspension is up the day of Wrestlemania.
His first appearance is at Axxess that morning.

>>1100867
You mean like how we were forced here?

>>1100874
I HEAR MEMES IN MY HEAD

>>1100863
>boring 20 minute promos and a man that will never be truly over

actually makes sense considering triple h is in charge

Are they going to do a Face to Face to Face to Face to Face to Face to Face for the IC title?

>>1100840
>>1100842

Commentary really played him up during his matches and they really layed it thick with the pointing which is why I think they planned it all along. I'll concede though.

Also, how are fans supposed to take Sin, Star and Ryder seriously at WM32 when KO made them out to be jobbers? Fucking writers. They could've handled their inclusion in the match way better.

>>1100872
Yep, can't wait to see Orton return to job in a filler feud

WOOO

>>1100878
WELL THE THING IS ANON

>>1100880
>yfw 7-man contract signing

>>1100867
the irony in this post

>>1100866
It probably was Dean Mark

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>he doesn't watch the greatest wrestling show on TV
>he allows himself to be subjected to garbage WWE writing
explain yourselves

>due to injuries ATGMBR will literally only have 20 men in it

RIP

>>1100886
6 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA

With KO on commentary

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>>1100834
>>1100814
>not posting the eternal GOAT bad shirt

>>1100888
>THAT FUCKING STANDING SHOOTING STAR

>>1100891

Was this actually made and sold?

>>1100895
Yes, you pleb

>>1100895
Yeah I got one for my wive's son and a new day one for her

>>1100896

I would've guessed it was an idea that never went through like the Watch Me Bray Bray one.

>>1100891
Smhtbhfam

>>1100891
Why does anyone think that putting wrestlers faces on shirts is a good idea? It NEVER works out to be good.

>>1100893
If WWE really wanted to get Roman over as a champion they should've just booked him in the Royal Rumble like Matanza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJ2ND_6b6c

>>1100895
It's currently sold out
http://www.kmart.com/wwe-boy-s-graphic-t-shirt-photobomb/p-049VA79294612P

>>1100904
Fuck off.

>>1100588
>Roman tells Indians to poo in loo
>they do it

>>1100901
I wear this shirt in college a lot and people complement me on it

>>1100898
excellent meme tbqh

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Is he the man the main roster needs /wwe/?

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>>1100814
This snake shitting out Sgt Slaughter

>>1100588
What's worst panjeets thinking wrestling is real or manchildren getting upset over a kid's show

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What are you fellas drinking today? Pic related M00SEHEAD what i am drinking.

>>1100911
He's probably gonna be in his 40s by the time they move him to the main roster

>>1100911
Aries could reach Punk levels of crowd reactions if they use him properly.

>>1100911
He's the cooler version of skunk

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>>1100898
Well done
You actually made me laugh with a wife's son post

>>1100915
> lager
Lol what a pleb
18+

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kek'd

Are these recent tripcancers wrestlemania draws or are they faggots from the past with new gimmicks?

>>1100925
they are /asp/ergers trying to kill /wwe/

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>>1100925
dean mark is jewbacca

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>Owensmark you want the next thread?

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>>1100922
Whats wrong with lager you neckbeard fucking faggot loser?

>>1100913
Manchildren ruining wrestling for others is worse than people 200 years behind the first world believing a show is real.

>>1100912
Is this shirt trying to appeal to vore porn.

>>1100933
>A SKYPE GROUP

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What's your favourite wrestling body?

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>>1100888

I think fans just like cucking themselves at the end of the day. They'll complain about WWE like there's no alternative. I mean, if a fan of The Flash were constantly complaining about the show other fans would tell him to fuck off and just watch something else. With WWE everyone nods in agreement and then they talk about how shit can be.

I mean, some fans have probably heard that AW2 was fire this week but will they watch it? No. Why? Hurr durr outlaw. Hurr durr I watch NXT which now mostly comprised with the kind of wrestlers that I make a point not to watch.

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>>1100928
>>1100934
Why?

>>1100944
Kevin Owens circa '16

>>1100944
I miss /sp/, shows how awful this board is if /sp/ is less cancerous

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HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>1100941
>>1100942
>>1100952
kys you faggot

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NEVER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEER

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>>1100945
> watching NXMeme
Fuck off nerd

>>1100946
>Nattie doesn't do Femdom porn

*sigh*

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1100955
>he said in the wwe thread on 4chan

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1100959
>>1100954
>>1100934
Enough

>>1100951

This.

It isn't any coincidence that aspergers starts with the letters A S P.

>>1100869
What would Ted Cruz's entrance music be?

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xwt registrations are open if anyones interested.

>>1100972
Literally what?

>>1100934
>>1100954
>>1100959
>>1100962
>>1100969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvmoTkfzv8
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>1100945
I'm so far behind on NXT because the quality of Lucha Underground makes NXT look like shit

>>1100972
cheers lad

>>1100975
It basically sounds like static after about 20 seconds of the EEEEEEEEEE

>>1100972
Why would I want to torrent wrestling matches

Only thing I've ever downloaded was LU season 1 and the only thing good about it was that it cured my insomnia

>>1100978
Here, family, I'll summarize.

>Watch Zayn vs Nakamura
>Watch Gable and Jordan's matches
>skip divashit
>skip finnshit

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>Finn Balor

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>Finn Balor

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>ya know shooting from the hip here

holy shit i want this jew to fucking die

>>1100995
WORKED

>>1100995
how underage are you?

>>1100995
>that one time on nu-ECW that Heyman said "we're going off-script" and booked something else

He doesn't know when to stop with the kayfabe-breaking, sometimes. Gets a bit cringey.

>>1100999
Eh, at least Paul-E is still a fucking mic god sometimes, so it can be easily forgiven.

Probably by favourite mic-wise man on the roster right now asides from Bo Dallas

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> it is a Finn Balor sucking all the interest out of my wrassling show segment

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How are fans going to react to her at WM32?

SOMEBODY CALL JIM CORNETTE

I THINK HE MAY BE MAD AT ME

>>1101004
>emma
>getting a reaction

>>1101003
>it's a New Girl post-Coach returning episode

>>1101005
FOR TURNING THIS ENTIRE COMPANY INTO A TRAGEDY

>>1100685
I can't tell if the marks who want a brand split are kidding or not, the first one was executed so poorly for 99% of its duration

>>1101013
People who want it obviously speak with a hint of optimism. There's no point in actively wanting something if you want it to be done to a substandard degree, so they hope for it with the hope it gets done well, even if that's a long-shot they may not even believe in.
And if it was done well, it'd be great.

>>1101003
Finn Balor is such a poor fit in WWE, I feel like he'd be a hundred times better in Lucha Underground

>>1101013
Make the brand split once most of the roster comes back from injuries, give SmackDown to Paul Heyman again and make it go live and fire Kevin Dunn

>>1101018
This

>>1101019
Dean mark is the greatest gimmick poster

>>1101018
>give SmackDown to Paul Heyman again
Paul has stated he never wants to be on creative or anything behind the scenes ever again

>>1101018
>fire Kevin Dunn
This should happen independent of anything else

>>1101022
Why?

>watch Eddie winning the title at No Way Out from Brock again
>camera work is solid, normal cuts, no random zooms for no reason

>watch any match from now
>DUDE CAMERA CUTS EVERYWHERE
>ZOOM THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>MORE ZOOMS
>YOU FEELIN DIZZY ALREADY? GOOD BECAUSE MORE ZOOMS

>>1101024
He hates the working environment, he wants to be with his family and he's running his own external businesses already

>>1101026
Oh i see

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>mfw Mojo runs in and helps Ryder win the ladder match

>>1101025
This, its ridiculous. Feels like im watching some retarded low budget action movie.

>>1101026
> with his family
Isnt he a faggot though?

>>1101035
>Mojo runs in and actually costs Zack the match
>Zack hangs himself on the ladder a minute later

>>1100952
>posting reddit memes

>>1101018
>SmackDown to Paul Heyman again

Paul would laugh at you.

>make it go live

WWE and USA wouldn't want that. WWE because it would mess with the tapings of the C shows and its ratings are pretty good as it is on Thursday. Going live would only cost more with little effect.

>fire Kevin Dunn

Vin would laugh at you

Also, people only seem to remember the best parts of that early brand split and seem to forget how badly it hurt RAW. There's also the network and PPV schedules to consider. I don't think they'd do it again.

>>1101043
>Also, people only seem to remember the best parts of that early brand split and seem to forget how badly it hurt RAW.

It's not our fault that Haitch opened RAW with 20 minute promos and gave himself the strap

>>1101043
>Also, people only seem to remember the best parts of that early brand split and seem to forget how badly it hurt RAW

That shit has become commonplace on Raw now, so it doesn't really matter at this point, anyway. A brand split wouldn't impede it.

>>1101043
>going live would cost more

No it wouldn't.
USA network was actually pushing for the idea not too long ago.
As for Main Event, that wouldn't be an issue since Superstars is taped before RAW goes live every week.

>>1101050
>main event
>superstars
Literally what?

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>>1101044
>Haitch opened RAW with 20 minute promos and gave himself the strap

>this is literally the situation today

>Lana is claimed to be "Russian"
>Is actually Argentinian

>>1101059
>Kane is claimed to be "Parts Unknownian"
>Is actually American

>>1101067
*Spanish

>>1101059
>Razor Ramon is claimed to be "Cuban"
>is actually American

>>1101054
And RAW ratings are droppin

Coincidence?

Apparently Haitch wants Taker vs Shane to main event over him and Roman

>>1101069
>Roman Reigns claims to be Samoan
>is actually a mannequin

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>>1101059
Nice try Argentine, you're not claiming the hottest woman in WWE

>>1101072
That's just the ABR movement in effect.

>>1101074
>Dean Ambrose claims to be the Lunatic Fringe
>has a receding hairline

>Roman wins
>Shane wins

>Shane takes Roman under his wing and they join forces at ruling RAW

>>1101053
I turn it on to look for Nattie matches but really its a shit show. Like 2 matches then some Raw reruns

>>1101079
His fringe keeps on receding maggle, it's crazy!

>>1101083
They're fun shows if you can skip through them. Only takes like 15 minutes to watch and those 15 minutes are just matches with talented jobbers you don't get to see elsewhere.

>>1101086
Where do they even air? They never put the highlights on youtube or anything.

>>1101088
$9.99

>>1101086
I'll generally do this. Some enjoyable matches.

>>1101088
Main Event is on TV over here in bong
I usually just look up Superstars taping spoilers to see if guys like Neville are competing and go on watchwrestling

>Watching Total Divas
>Half the episode is about Daniel Bryan wanting to do some natural hocus pocus healing bullshit, but everyone else wants to drink
>Other half is about some fan who is a fag coming out to his family with the help of Paige and Alicia Fox

WTF is this garbage. I want shit about backstage shenanigans. Who cares about some fan?

>>1101099
Total Divas is way too heavily scripted now.

>>1100685
With only 1 main event champion, riiiiight.

They can't even make RAW watchable 95% of the time or make Smackdown relevant. And then I suppose creative is actually going to start putting effort into building up their roster of nobodies? Give me a fucking break.

>>1101099
Total Divas is just associated with WWE, it's not canon backstage fun.

It's more like Keeping up with the Kardashians except with Divas who somehow manage to have worse acting skills.

>>1101103
Smackdown's been better than RAW for a while by virtue of not lasting 3 fucking hours

>>1101102
Yeah, I've noticed the decline over time. I watched to see the girls in bikinis and backstage stuff, some home life stuff. The scenarios they are coming up with now to fill the time are just too unreal.

>>1101104
I've never watched much reality show wise, let alone ones meant for the female viewer.

I also don't get how much they push Mandy on the show. She's nobody. Then they talk about her wrestling on the main roster when they haven't even shown her do any training. It's like they don't care because she has the right look.

(I know that is the reason.)

>>1101107
Going to raw must be an awful experience its about an hour and 45 minutes of content in a 3 hour window.

the recaps the video packages the shilling why do i need to see a recap of something that happened on the exact fucking episode of the show I'm already watching

>wanting a brand split when, even with a fully healthy roster, there isn't even a handful of proven fulltime main eventers

>>1101110
She's from Tough Enough, the whole thing was basically fixed so Mandy could win but fans shit all over it by voting for Sara Lee.

>>1101112
Going to raw sounds awful

On top of having to watch RAW, you need to watch superstars tapings and shit

It's like 5 hours solid, about 1 of which is probably entertaining

Those brand split PPVs were a disaster too

>>1101116
I don't blame the crowd for being fucking dead on the last hour really, I would be tired and bored by then.

Make RAW 2 hours again, please

>>1101117
Vengeance 2003 is one of the top ten PPVs WWE ever put on tho

>>1101099
Was worth it for Dean not giving a fuck.

>>1101119
For every one of those there were 2 bad blood 2003s

>>1101119
That was a pretty good PPV

then you have shit like Judgement Day 2006
>Benoit vs Finlay
>Gregory Helms vs Super Crazy
>Mark Henry vs Angle
>Booker T vs Bobby Lashley
>A main event of Rey Mysterio vs JBL

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>>1101115
She is adorable though.

>>1101116
I've gone. It's 4+ hours. A dark match, Superstars tapings (2 matches), then Raw. So much dead time between matches. It's shit. You sit around waiting 20 minutes sometimes between matches.

>>1101118
Even if it was two hours, they'd spend 4+ hours at the arena taping shit. They always will tape extra since they are there and set up.

>>1101124
>Booker T vs Bobby Lashley
My god, I swear this match happened EVERY week on TV.

>>1101126
Most likely, the 2006 Smackdown roster was about as bare-bones as any roster ever

>>1101125
Third C show coming through.

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>>1101130

>>1101135
I miss saturday night velocity I didn't have the channel for smackdown it was the only way to know what happened for me

plus ultimo dragon was on it all the time kicking the shit out of dudes

Cesaro is most likely returning to Raw on the 18th.

>>1101139
but anon its already the 24th

>>1100679
this gif always triggers me

>korean strat with american flag on it played by ultimate american

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I dare you to name someone more generic than the Usos
>Samoan
>Le super kick party
>Can't talk worth a fuck

>>1101141

Next month, broski.

>>1100685
makes sense

USA probably looked at the Smackdown ratings and told them to do better

>According to PWtorch the word going out is that HHH wants ShaneVsTaker to go on last as the true main event closing Wrestlemania 32

>However it's Vince that wants HHH and Reigns to close the show for the WWE championship. HHH isn't sold on his main event because the original plans for Reigns isn't working and the story isn't progressing or being told how they wanted it to, he now believes it's a weaker story compared Takers career and Raw power on the line.

>They've been getting into heated arguments backstage and it's worrying some people who worry for Vince's health that this mania has been the most stressful for him in recent years.

>yfw Trips is intentionally sending Vince to an early grave so he can take control.

>>1101142
It's also not plugged in.

>>1101150
Good, the faster Vince dies, the faster the roid monkey top guy strategy also dies.

>>1101150
haitch ruining the business since always

>>1101150
why the fuck would your title match not be the last match

unless the taker shane match is full of swerves that is

>Botchamania 302

Well, it's something to watch.

>>1101158
It's for control of the company. And likely leading to a brand split. Why have Shane win and then do the title match? Do the title match, end WM with Shane winning. Next night on Raw Shane is there, then Vince reveals he only has control of Raw, but not Smackdown, etc.

>>1101152
Do you honestly think that'll change with HHH? The motherfucker himself is a roid monkey.

>>1101163
Trips love his vanilla midgets

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>>1101162
>And likely leading to a brand split.
Retard alert

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>>1101166

>>1101150
>haitch placing anything above his own ego
what tripe

This shane vs taker build might be the worst thing I have ever seen. The fact that this might even main event mania fucking disgusts me.

>>1101171

What are you trying to say

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>>1101168
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

Whats up with the Ryback love lately? Is it ironic or did I miss something?

>>1101174

Your posts really need improvement

You can't be proud of this average writing

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>mfw watching Smackdown and seeing Zack be the last one in the ring after Rough Ryding KO

Feels good man

>>1101180
Wat u mean?

>>1101183

Very subpar replies

Nothing is convincing or interesting

>>1101158

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Lawrence Taylor. Not a great WM, but an example.

>>1101184
Oh.

>>1101182
I genuinely feel glad for Ryder being in 'Mania, after years in low card purgatory just because he had the audacity of thinking outside the box and getting over without Vince's approval.

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>Already going to be a 3 time champ
>Already headlining 2 Wrestelemanias

Wew lads

>>1100588
>pajeet that

>>1101187
Ryder has a shit cringey gimmick. Only reason why smarks like him is because Vince buried the fuck outta him.

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>>1100891
>>1100814
Wasn't there a Kalisto shirt that looked like a dick was on it? I'm almost certain of it

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>>1101188
He cant keep getting away with it!

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Duh fun guy

>>1101188
>WWE trying to recreate the Daniel Bryan storyline with Reigns
>opposite reaction every time

>>1101193
Hey its the guy who got mad at the miz maineventing wm and not him

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>>1101192
Found it, it was Sin Cara

>>1101194
SOMEONE POST THE WEBM

>>1101193

I'm concerned you're going to embarrass yourself with your posts

Please resubmit another response that is less lackluster

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>The US title is still on Kalisto

>>1101205
I really wanted Kalisto to get a push but so far he's such a forgettable champ it's insane.

Then again he's not even defending his title on RAW, as he should have

>>1101206
It's like WWE see the people like something then just decide not to for no reason. There was literally no-one that disliked the open challange.

>>1101206
why? he sucks and neville is a much better flipppyshit midget

>>1101211
Honestly it's just stupid. Kalisto may as well cut a promo about honor of the mask that makes him defend his title every time he's in the ring or whatever and there you go, already better than hot potatoing the title between him and Burrito, or now a random no-real-buildup match at WM against Ryback

New smarkbusters. They're right as usual.

Might hit a little too close to home for some of you though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJ2ND_6b6c

>>1101216
Stop shilling your shitty channel no one watches

>>1101223

please have sex

>>1101206
He did get a push.
He botched a lot and didn't manage to have a memorable string of matches with Del Rio.

>>1101245
WWE Del Rio has never had a memorable match after losing his limo and Ricardo

>>1101216
Reminder that you guys will never make it big and should get jobs

>>1101211
I disliked the open challege

The end result was obvious and didn't give low or midcarders any oppurtunity to prove themselves. Its just a reason to be fed to Cena

>>1101247
That's just a lie, though.
He's one of the most consistent wrestlers on the roster.
You're just purposefully mixing up being an interesting character with being a capable wrestler.

>>1101249
You're stupid.

>>1101252
What's a memorable Del Rio match post losing his limo and Ricardo then?

>>1101257
Del Rio vs Juan Cencus

>>1101253
Thanks for the constructive response! You probably know I'm right, you just don't know how to thank me

>>1101257
His string against Sheamus was great. People look back on it unfavorably because the storyline was bile, but the matches were great.
Ziggler, Cena. He's really consistent and can squeeze a great match out of anyone given the chance. The problem is that both pre-and-post Limo he's an absolute vacuum of personality, so you just don't really care about what's happening.

>>1101262
Stupid AND easily offended.

>>1101267
You're welcome! :)

>>1101271
And overly defensive.

>>1101150
>implying HHH doesn't want to main event

Lies

WWE should've kept the US championship as a belt that would be defended weekly on Raw as an open challenge

>>1101309
USTV belt